I Am Voting Democrat Because…
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I’m voting Democrat because: I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting Democrat because: I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I’m voting Democrat because: I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.
I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn’t want to have to move a couple of Polar bears now would we?
I’m voting Democrat because: when we pull out of Iraq , I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people
I’m voting Democrat because: I like it when planes fly into buildings full of civilians. I want to see more of that.
I’m voting Democrat because: I don’t want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.
I’m voting Democrat because: freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting Democrat because: I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’m going to marry my Brother.
I’m voting Democrat because: I don’t want to eat poison food and drink dirty water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the World (China) is polluted?
I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there; when they come over here I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I’m voting Democrat because: I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.
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I’m voting Democrat because health care is really important to me and I’d feel much better if a bunch of lawyers were in charge of it.
I am voting Democrat because I don’t want to wipe my own ass any more, and the government’s sloppy job is alright with me.
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I’m voting Democrat because I believe, deep in my heart, that if you are careful and caring enough you can actually pick up a turd from the clean end.
I’m voting Democrat because I’m too stupid to think for myself.
I…I….I’m votin’ Demoncrat cuz….cuz…dey promiz us all…all dem freehan outs an..an…an…dat whut dey tol me when I….I…fild dem forms out
I’m voting Democrat because ….. I’ve lost my mind!
I’m voting Democrat because Nancy and Harry are right and 70% of Americans are wrong about drilling.
…because Fidel Castro is a better world leader than Bush.
…because illegal combatants should have legal rights in our court system too.
It be bettah than gettin’ a real job, dass fo sho, boss…
because facile reading of a teleprompter is all you need to run the biggest country in the world and besides that Obama’s looks compensate for Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi’s ugly, small, bitter faces.
I’m voting Democrat because I like hamming it up with a Venezuelan dicator…
because I don’t know what a profit margin is. All’s I knowes is if someone’s got money, I want to use government force to take it from them and give it to me.
…because I am tired of you bitter people clinging to your guns and religion when you should be clinging to the outstretched hands of the gov’t man who is there to help you.
I’m voting Democrat ’cause Oprah tol me tue…
because I want to kill my kid (sorry, mass of fetal cells) if I decide it will be inconvenient to deliver it.
I am voting Democratic because I want to pay more money in taxes to help pay for illegal immigrants in jail.
I’m voting Democrate, because we just have not been dumbed down enough
I am voting democrat so we will pull the troops and bow down to all aggression. I look forward to becoming a Muslim nation so we no longer get attacked.
I’m voting democrat so they can take my money, then pour it into the economy in the form of bribes and earmarks to their croney fiends.
I’m voting Democrat because I LOVE Communism!
I am voting Democrap because…I think you is all racist and I can get the thought police to take you down on a federal !! Once elected of course. Have a nice day little people.
I am voting Dimocrap because I think it’s time we had a black man in the White House, so matter how inexperienced he is. Also because I don’t think that any law abiding American has the right to keep and bear arms.
I’m voting Democrat because I’m not a racist redneck who supports unfounded wars brought about by the religious prejudices of the worst president we ever had.
I’m voting democrat, because I like not having to work for anything and have everything taken from people who work, and given to me. Really! This is Fukkin’ awesome. Why work? Come on OBAMESSIAH I need more handouts from the government. With you and Nancy I’ll never have to work evah!
I’m voting Democrat(ick!) because I like wearing a sweater, and I miss Jimmy Carter (look him up – the worst President ever).
… And I miss the good ol’ days of “White House Sex Scandal of the Week”.
… And maybe this time if we ignore ’em even harder, this country’s problems will all go away.
I’m also voting Democrat because I am very intolerant to diversity of thought. Therefore, anyone who doesn’t agree with me– wonderful, virtuous me– must be an evil, racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic dolt.
… Because the government has done such a great job of running Social Sec…, um, Medica…, um, Amtra…, um, The Post Off…, um, I’m sure there’s something.
Oh, Yeah, Army, Navy Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard. I knew they did something well.
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My votes been bought by some guy sez he is from this ACORN thing. He register me, my pooch Roscoe T and my Sony plasma screen all to vote. We all votin democratical.
I’m also voting Democrat because it makes me feel superior to believe that anyone who doesn’t agree with me– wonderful, virtuous me– is not just mistaken or wrong but bad, evil, corrupt.
I’m also voting Democrat because, although I am abstractly for “the little guy,” I actually disdain him: how he lives and how he thinks. I disdain “the little guy” because I know better. I know how to improve, I know how to correct, I know how to fix his broken soul.
So I am voting Democrat because I want to impose, via the power of government, the correct way to live: earning only as much as I think should be earned, spending it the way I think it should be spent, and using only what I say can be used. Because I am wonderful and virtuous, and I know best.
I’m also voting Democrat because socialism is my religion and The Great Teleprompter Reader is my messiah.
Because if I don’t, the Screen Actors’ Guild will kick me out and then I’ll never get my chance to shake Michael Moore’s fat, greasy, lying hand.
I’m voting Democrat because I’ve got a drinking, driving, intern-humping, and leaving-the-scene-of-an-accident problem and they’re the only ones that will accept me as I am. Hell, they’ll even make me a Senator!
lam voting democrat because l want everyone to get a piece of the pie, even those that did not help bake it and of course l want to help nancy save the planet.
Because my life-partner Armando sid that there will no fisting until I do.
Nice job! We did a video on this topic:
Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVTi8k-204k
I`m voti8ng democrat because babs strisand told me to
I`m voting democrat because babs strisand told me to
I’m voting Democrat cuz I need a free bus ride to the polls.
I’m gonna vote Democrat because I don’t want Jimmie Carter to be the worst American president forever.
I’m voting dimo-SCAT because I just love the fact that when I’m in a hospital waiting room, it’s fun to hear nothing but es-pan-a-hole and hords of anchor babies screamin. I can’t wait for the increase in the quality of my tax-paying American life, therefore I’m definately voting dimo-SCAT!
Ah be votin’ demoncrap cuz I’ze a total freakin’ lazy moron wants what uncle sugah dun gimme. An’ dat Ohbammy gonna gimme mo!
An, an, an weze gonna has PEACE! We’ze jus’ gonna sing Kumbayah, an itll be awerite!
I’m voting Democrat because: I want you to be shut up so I can have my right to Freedom of Speech.
…. because I am A useful idiot for the Marxist that run the anti-war groups. And because I take money form George Soros,the smartest man in the world.
I’m voting democratic because my degree in Sanskrit slam poetry didn’t prepare me for real world challenges like hygiene, showing up to work on time at the coffee hut, and having to flush my own toilet. Why work anyway since I hate Capitalism? A generous welfare state is what I’m voting for!