After Decapitation Attack, Remaining Leaders Meet to Choose Successor

| March 3, 2026 | 7 Comments


The first meeting went so well! Now we wait on the BDA.

Israel targets Iranian leadership meeting about succession: senior Israeli official

Posted by Anders Hagstrom

Israeli forces struck an Iranian Supreme Council gathering on Tuesday as the group was meeting to choose a successor to the late Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, a senior Israeli official told Fox News.

Fox News’ Trey Yingst reported the update on live on Fox on Tuesday morning, saying the move “speaks to the Israeli intelligence about this war.”

“They just targeted the meeting in Tehran where what’s left of the leadership was gathering to choose a new Supreme Leader,” Yingst said.

The U.S. and Israel killed 49 of Iran’s most senior leaders in the opening salvo of Operation Epic Fury on Saturday morning, leaving Iran’s military fractured and leaderless.

Fox News

The Ayatollah and 40+ top-tier Iranian leaders were sent to Jahannam just the other day, while attending a meeting. The solution? Have another meeting to discuss the situation.

After the Israelis got off the floor from laughing they sent some more love their way. Can’t cure stupid. But you can kill it, Inshallah.

Category: Iran, Israel, The Stupid is Strong

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Odie

Isn’t the correct phrase inshallah mother fucker?

Not a Lawyer

I think the only way forward here is to have another meeting of top leadership to pick new top leadership.

ChipNASA

Yeah, I’mma just kick this off with a meme…..

The Iranan Leadership choosing the next leader….

Spidy-Iranian-Leadership
Not a Lawyer

They also blew up their own oil tanker and killed some Iranian crew today too. The wheels of the apple cart will probably come off in the next 2-3 days.

Iran starts ‘indiscriminate’ strikes across Gulf of Oman, hits shadow tanker tied to regime

Graybeard

Spray and pray is a sign of panic, I believe.

Graybeard

Right now all of them have realized that they really, really, really made a permanent mistake when they saw The Judge of the Universe.

Fyrfighter

And especially when they see that their 72 virgins all look like Janet Reno, or some purple-haired Karen..