Stupid people of the week

1973 Catalina, 16 millionth off the line
Off-Duty Toms River Police Officer Smashed Glass Door, Assaulted Pair In Home: Prosecutor
A Toms River police officer is accused of assaulting two people and threatening them after breaking into a Berkeley Township home on Friday night, the Ocean County Prosecutor’s Office said Monday.
Rebecca A. Sayegh, 32, has been charged with home invasion burglary, two counts of assault, two counts of criminal mischief, terroristic threats and resisting arrest in connection with what authorities say was a domestic incident.
Sayegh was off-duty at the time of the incident that was reported about 11:20 p.m. Friday, Prosecutor Bradley D. Billhimer said.
Authorities say she went to a home on Evernhan Avenue and smashed the front glass door and went in, then assaulted and threatened two victims inside the home. She also damaged the hood of a vehicle belonging to one of the victims that was parked in the driveway, authorities said.
Sayegh was arrested at the scene — after having resisted efforts to peacefully place her under arrest, Billhimer said.
She was originally served with the charges via summons pending an upcoming first appearance in Ocean County Superior Court but because of the serious nature of the charges, was re-charged by way of a warrant on Monday, he said.
Sayegh was arrested at her home by Berkeley Township police and is being held at the Ocean County Jail pending a detention hearing.
Toms River Police Chief Peter Sundack did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
Sayegh has worked for the Toms River Police Department since 2016.
Source; Patch.com
Former school athletic director gets 4 months in jail in racist AI deepfake case
A former high school athletics director accused of using artificial intelligence to create a racist and antisemitic deepfake of a Maryland principal has been sentenced to four months in jail as part of a plea deal for disrupting school operations.
Dazhon Darien, 32, accepted the deal Monday in Baltimore County Circuit Court, records show. He entered an Alford plea to the single misdemeanor charge, which means he acknowledged the evidence against him without directly admitting guilt. His original charges included theft, stalking and retaliating against a witness.
According to police and prosecutors, Darien used AI software to generate a fake recording of former Pikesville High School principal Eric Eiswert’s voice expressing frustration with Black students and their test-taking abilities. The recording, which was disseminated throughout the school community and shared widely on social media last January, also purported to capture the principal disparaging Jewish people, authorities said.
Not long before the recording surfaced, Eiswert had informed Darien that his contract wouldn’t be renewed the following semester because of concerns over poor job performance, according to court documents. The concerns included allegations that Darien paid his roommate $1,900 in school funds under the pretense of coaching the girls’ soccer team, police said.
Experts who analyzed the recording concluded it was AI-generated.
Despite receiving a relatively short sentence, Darien could remain incarcerated longer as he faces a separate federal case in which he’s accused of sexual exploitation of children and possession of child sexual abuse material. Authorities said they discovered evidence of those crimes while searching Darien’s phone and other devices.
While fake recordings of political figures and celebrities have surfaced in recent years as the technology becomes more widespread, officials have said the case is among the first examples of AI being used to embarrass someone for personal gain.
The subset of artificial intelligence known as generative AI can create hyperrealistic images, videos and audio clips. As it becomes cheaper and easier to use, anyone with an internet connection can access its capabilities. Even a short recording of someone’s voice allows users to generate cloned speech from a script.
Other examples of AI-generated audio include robocalls impersonating former President Joe Biden that tried to dissuade Democrats from voting in last year’s New Hampshire primary election. People have also cloned the voices of purportedly kidnapped children over the phone to get ransom money from parents, experts say.
In response, many states have enacted laws in recent years targeting the use of AI, especially targeting media intended to influence election results and digitally created or altered child sexual abuse imagery.
During this year’s legislative session, Maryland lawmakers considered a bill that would have prohibited the use of AI to falsely impersonate people. Baltimore County State’s Attorney Scott Shellenberger advocated in favor of the law change, but it ultimately didn’t pass.
Darien’s bogus audio sent shockwaves through the suburban Pikesville community as angry phone calls inundated the school and hate-filled messages accumulated on social media. Authorities said police were sent to patrol Eiswert’s home in response to threats.
Eiswert, who is now principal of another Baltimore County school, said from the beginning that he believed the recording was fake. He has since filed a lawsuit against the school district, alleging Darien never should have been hired in the first place.
Darien joined the district in spring 2023, when he started teaching social studies at a different high school, according to the lawsuit. He was later promoted to Pikesville athletic director.
Eiswert’s complaint cites reporting from The Baltimore Banner that revealed a host of false claims on Darien’s job application, including multiple degrees he hadn’t obtained. Florida education officials also denied Darien a teaching certificate in 2016 based on “test of document fraud” and flagged his name in a national database, the Banner found. Eiswert argues Baltimore County school officials failed to properly vet his application materials and investigate his background.
Source; AP
Screaming US tourist impaled on Rome’s Colosseum fence while possibly seeking selfie in horrifying scene
An American tourist in Rome impaled himself on a metal fence at the Colosseum while possibly trying to take a selfie — screaming in pain as he was left helplessly dangling for more than 20 minutes.
The unidentified visitor, a 47-year-old US man based in Taiwan, pierced his spine and needed 80 stitches after the Friday afternoon horror at the Piazza del Colosseo, according to the Italian newspaper Il Messaggero.
It took paramedics more than 20 minutes to remove the man from the metal railing. He screamed till he lost consciousness and then hung lifelessly from the fence in horrifying scenes witnessed by crowds of tourists, according to reports.
The man is believed to have climbed the railing, which lines the arches of the Roman monument, in an attempt to get a better view or take a selfie, the outlet said.
Stunned visitors quickly called paramedics.
The man was rushed to nearby San Giovanni hospital in “code red” condition after the terrifying incident around 5 p.m.
He was provided oxygen, stitched up and listed in serious but stable condition.
The tourist — who is believed to have been in Rome with family and friends for several days before the accident — faced questioning by the Carabinieri police Sunday.
His friends have already been quizzed but did not provide an explanation for why he tried to climb the railings, Il Messaggero reported.
In 2021, two US tourists were fined the equivalent of $900 for illegally entering the Colosseum at night to drink beer inside the ancient stadium.
Source; NY Post
Kentucky man arrested in Florida days after winning $167M Powerball jackpot
Sometimes your luck can change just like that.
A Kentucky man who won a record-setting $167 million Powerball jackpot was arrested in Florida days later for allegedly kicking a deputy in the face.
James Farthing, 50, was arrested Wednesday on charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, battery, and resisting an officer without violence, Pinellas County jail records showed.
Farthing had been at the Island Grand at Tradewinds at St. Pete Beach when he got into a fight with another patron, according to an arrest affidavit obtained by NBC affiliate WFLA.
Pinellas County deputies tried to break it up but Farthing ended up kicking one in the face, the affidavit said.
Farthing attempted to flee but was taken into custody and later booked into jail, authorities said.
Farthing, of Georgetown, Kentucky, had just claimed the $167.3 million ticket on Monday, the Kentucky Lottery said.
He and his mother are splitting the winnings after he bought a $2 ticket. Officials said it set the record for a Kentucky Powerball prize.
Source; NBC Miami
‘This is unnecessary’: Two Boston city officials arrested after fight at apartment, police say
Two members of Boston Mayor Michelle Wu’s administration are now on unpaid leave after their arrest early Thursday morning.
Marwa Khudaynazar, 27, is charged with assault and battery on police officer and assault and battery on a household member.
She is the chief of staff at the city’s office of police accountability.
Chulan Huang, 26, is charged with assault and battery on a household member.
He is the Neighborhood Business Manager for the City of Boston’s Office of Economic Opportunity and Inclusion.
According to charging documents, Boston Police officers responded to a call for a fight between the duo at an apartment on Hudson Street in Chinatown around 2 a.m.
“She went on a date with my boss,” he reportedly told responding officers. “And then they booked a hotel room and she came here to rub it in my face.”
According to the incident report, he took her phone and went out the back door to read her messages.
“She started punching me and then she starts biting me,” he reportedly stated.
Police separated the pair and reportedly saw multiple bite marks on Huang’s chest and arms.
The police report describes Khudaynazar having a change of heart when Huang was being placed under arrest.
“I don’t want that, I was lying, I was lying, I swear to god I was lying, I bit him, he has bite marks on him,” she reportedly told police.
Police said she called 911 again and then verbally and physically attacked an officer who was trying to leave the apartment.
She is accused of pushing, swearing and hitting one of the officers during the incident.
According to the police report, when Khudaynazar was arrested and placed in the back of the cruiser, she told officers, “we both work for the city, this is unnecessary.”
Both of their bios have since been taken down from the city’s website.
“When the City learned of the incident, both employees were placed on unpaid leave effective immediately while the City continues to investigate,” a city spokesperson said. “The City takes these allegations very seriously and holds all public servants to the highest standard.”
Both City Hall staffers pleaded not guilty at their arraignments on Thursday.
Source; Boston 25 News
Category: Crime, Police, Stupid Criminals
Impalement at the Flavian Amphitheater? Again? That’s so old school.
Self inflicted? That may be a first.
He couldn’t decide to take a selfie or enjoy the view. He was on the fence…
He was left dangling…
More than enough Teh Stoopid to go around today…”We’re not going to make it…are we? Humans…I mean” A young John Conner.
That thar tender Sweet Sixteen Miss Thang is someone’s Grand Ma now and the Catalina was the 16 millionth clunker to go into a crusher. Pity…
Dude looked at the tines and said to himself, “Fucik“.
Related:
Nice way to end a career as a cop. She’s a bit mousy (but hey, I like mousy sometimes–I’m part of that weird generation that liked Gadget from Rescue Rangers), but I’m willing to bet she could have found Boyfriend 2.0 to replace the ex she assaulted.
Cyberdyne Systems looks at Skynet and gives a big thumb of approval at how quickly AI is advancing. The former athletic director got off easy, but he was at least conniving enough to combine the new (AI deepfakes) with the old and tiresome (Wrayciss!!!!).
Tourists are going to be idiots… the older I get, the more I agree with my stepfather’s calling them “terrorists”, though he was probably talking about my siblings and me on vacation.
City officials (hopefully in a former sense) need to be gut checked on occasion. How many “public servants”–elected, nominated, or otherwise employed–think they’re above the law and expected norms for Joe Citizen?
“She’s a bit mousy…” Betcha our very own IDC SARC would hit it…tho she might “hit” back.
I’ll also betcha she went to “hit” on the two (2) vics ’cause her now ex bf was “hitting” on a side piece.
FGS & SPotW submission:
‘Wtf’ you may be asking yourself. Well junior here decided to do the felon decathlon and didn’t follow the rules of gat sayfutee.
17?! My shenanigans at that age topped out at mailboxes and baseball bats, allegedly.
Dude bled out for cool points. Good job.
Don’t forget this idiot…
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/30/elon-musk-trump-drug-use
Or this here one:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/maga-melts-down-over-cory-035753286.html
Nope, this is what a fascist salute looks like.
Notice how he put his fingers together as he extends his arm.
https://youtu.be/e2bbb-6Clhs?si=2Hgrqs5kX64H9lrn
I know you all are so desperate to hide the fact that you have a hardon for fascism that you are eating for any democrat to make and awkward wave to frame as a whataboutism.
But the real issue is the fascism itself. Which this administration is shamelessly promoting.
Awww what’s the matter pudding-tame, no Teslas for you to go and spray paint?




He’s missing his antifa buddies. Hasn’t gotten to “play medic” in a while.
Are you really that stupid? You’ve gotta just be a brainwashed agenda driven dipshit that believes anything for the cause. You CAN’T actually be as stupid as you come across…
He is just following orders in furtherance of the Party Line so he can earn his Soros-bucks.
Cry harder.
Democrats project…

Here’s your left wing comrades exercising their right to free speech. You seem to approve of political violence.
https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/06/01/what-globalize-the-intifada-looks-like-eyewitness-provides-harrowing-account-of-boulder-terror-attack-n2413672
Welcome back my Conservative frien on TAH,
I send out My prayers for your Dad…
Speaking of idiots—
“…anonymous sources familiar with his activities told the Times”
Oh, and I heard that it came from the New York Times, the outlet that got a Pulitzer for FAKE NEWS!
It was pretty stupid of Trump to post this image with Pepe the Frog in the background (left side of image). A racist symbol used by white supremacists.
He has a long history of posting and retweeting white nationalist and white supremacist bullshit. Often originating as 4 Chan and 8 Chan memes.
Hell, his entire tirade about white genocide in South Africa is completely false and entirely invented by 4chan white supremacist trolls.
No surprise that Pepe first started being used as a symbol of white supremacy by white supremacist trolls on 4chan as well.
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2020/aug/31/feels-good-man-pepe-frog-4chan-documentary-film
Grandpa Trump is too easily manipulated by internet trolls. Or too willingly manipulated.
Jealously is a bad look, snookums. It’s problematic af frfr.
The left can’t meme.
*To the tune of the “Be a Pepper” jingle*
I’m a racist
You’re a racist
He’s a racist
She’s a racist,
wouldn’t you like to be a racist too?
You’re afraid of yourself and projecting again, Major Moonbat!
Stop calling him “major.” Unless it is followed by fuckup or malfunction.
Pain in the ass?
O-4-roid
He’s a foaming-at-the-mouth liberal moonbat, thus I call him out on it!
Soooo, singing “Kill the Boer” while enacting laws to confiscate white owned land, by physical force and violence is not happening? You’ve progressed from brainwashed fraud to blatant liar. Seek medical help, you’re not well.
I bet he hyperventilates while typing his posts!
Screaming like a little kid.
Also
Not sure if yall saw but it’s worth a rewatch!
Second car in 3 months crashes into roof at Excelsior Springs Veterans Hall (vid below).
Come for the stoopid, stay for the Lexy.
The city or county, wherever that is, needs to install a guardrail or jersey barriers or something at that cliff above the Legion Hall.
Can we at least agree that this was stupid and psychotic?
https://youtu.be/PxQXTS5PUC4?si=jlgYQYYwCz8UjyeQ
She posted this have be condescending and dismissive of her constituents’ concerns that Medicaid cuts will cause people to die from lack of medical care. She replied that “we are all going to die.” She also lied
A senator pays $650 a year for excellent healthcare insurance. Taxpayers foot the bill for the estimated $18000 remaining cost her their health insurance.
And these cuts are not about balancing the budget. We are still running a massive deficits They are about giving tax cuts to the rich. While increasing taxes on the poorest 40% while cutting services for the poor.
Hey little fool, you and your ilk are failing to realize that the cuts are for the illegal aliens mooching our tax dollars, DJT is doing what he said he was going to, and I’m enjoying the show!!!



SHHHHH… those are facts API.. the seagull doesn’t do well with facts…
And federal immigration law expressly forbids forbids paying welfare benefits to or for illegal aliens.
Ok. Your average post is stupid and psychotic.
That photo is not of a 1973 Catalina. More like a Delta or a 98.
Pontiac arrowhead right on the grille, also the Bonneville had a more “egg crate”-like grille, so it’s not a Bonnie.