Kim watches new Nork warship fall off drydock

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and teenage daughter Ju Ae
Whoopsie. Someone let a new ship fall off the drydock in North Korea. This happened in front of the country’s oppressive leader Kim Jong Un and his teenage daughter Ju Ae (who he is apparently grooming to be the country’s next leader). There’s gonna be some North Korean shipyard workers that will be sleepless as they await being dragged in front of the anti-aircraft cannons.
From NBC News;
A new North Korean warship was damaged in a “serious accident” during a launch ceremony attended by leader Kim Jong Un, state media reported Thursday in a rare admission of failure by the secretive nuclear-armed state.
The 5,000-ton destroyer slid off a flatcar because of “inexperienced command and operational carelessness in the course of the launch,” according to the Korean Central News Agency, crushing parts of the bottom of the ship.
Lee Sung-joon, spokesperson for South Korea’s Joint Chiefs of Staff, said that U.S. and South Korean intelligence authorities had been monitoring the failed launch and that the ship was “lying on its side in the sea.”
South Korea also said Thursday that North Korea had fired multiple unidentified cruise missiles and that U.S. and South Korean intelligence authorities were analyzing the details.
The ship accident Wednesday at the northeastern port of Chongjin is a blow to Kim, who has stressed the importance of such destroyers for advancing North Korea’s military capabilities.
Kim described the incident as a “criminal act caused by absolute carelessness” that “could not be tolerated,” KCNA said.
He censured the officials involved in the accident, which he said “brought the dignity and self-respect of our state to a collapse,” and said the ship should be restored before next month’s plenary meeting of the Central Committee of the ruling Workers’ Party.
The North Korean report did not say whether there were any casualties.
South Korea’s Lee said the damaged ship was believed to have capabilities similar to those of North Korea’s first destroyer, the Choe Hyon-ho, which was unveiled late last month in what Kim called a “breakthrough” in modernizing his naval forces. North Korean state media reported that Kim had supervised tests of the destroyer’s supersonic and strategic cruise missiles, anti-aircraft missile, automatic guns and electronic jamming guns.
Kim said that the destroyer would be deployed early next year and that his next goal in naval modernization was to acquire a nuclear-powered submarine.
Experts say that although North Korea’s naval forces still lag behind those of South Korea, which has 12 destroyers, the new destroyer is considered a serious threat. It is believed to have been built with assistance from Russia, where North Korea has been sending troops and weapons to support its war against Ukraine.
The U.S.-based website 38 North said last week that North Korea was preparing to launch the second destroyer and that it was “likely be side-launched from the quay, a method not previously observed in North Korea.”
“The use of this launch method could be one of necessity, as the quay where the ship is being built does not have an incline,” it said in a report.
Tensions have heightened on the Korean Peninsula in recent years as Kim accelerates weapons testing for his nuclear and missile programs in what he says is a response to intensifying military cooperation between the United States and its allies. North Korea views joint military exercises among the United States, South Korea and others as a rehearsal for invasion, which those nations deny.
While North Korea’s cruise missile launches on Thursday did not violate United Nations Security Council resolutions, which bar the North from testing ballistic missiles, experts say they are equally as deadly.
Category: Navy, North Korea
That is too bad.
I’ve had some bad days before, but none that would have got me sent to a coal mine or left me staring down the barrels of a ZU-23
ADA needs ground target practice too. It seems unfair to chain them to the target board though, they should at least have a fighting chance.
Stake the offending party out on the range, give them about 25M of slack. Just to be sporting.
Commie competence on display.
Has anyone blamed Trump yet?
Investigators will point the finger at the lack of DEI training.
Global Warming???
Oops. I’m sure that the casualties will come from the ones executed for this incident. I foresee some job openings at a Nork shipyard.
KoB,
Perhaps the medals counts will count for some leniency?
The medals down the leg signify…? Service above and beyond? Measuring devices?
Funny story, I watched an interview with a Nork defector, these guys, their retirement pay is increased/based solely on their medal count. Imagine if we did that?
Extra pay for Bronze Service Stars.
I guess they have no oak trees in NK.
Could probably build a new ship from the “metal” in them “medals”.
Looks like a Shriner’s convention. Or maybe a Board of Directors meeting at All Points Logistics.
Looks like Boy Scout merit badges. Badges, Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges.
Said by no Nork General evah!
Tampon Timmy is gonna need to get one of those outfits as part of being made an Inestimable North Korean Queefer of the Real or Imagined.
You guys are all mistaken. That is simply the Norks take on green energy. All of those little shinies are capturing solar energy for them to later use in their respective residences. All Nork generals have multiple charging ports installed in their rectum to help Dear Leader power the hermit kingdom.
More tacky metallic bling than a division of ghetto pimps!
People have some weird takes on Roman legionary bling…..
If they would just be patient, wouldn’t global warming raise sea levels enough to simply float the ship off the blocks? Hmm. Maybe it’s not real, after all.
Check the contract. Somewhere in that paperwork All Points Logistics got a piece of that kimchi pie.
I had some kimchi pie during a port call in Pohang…wait, wat?
Got me some wang dang potang in Pohang.
But was it sweet?
It was a minor software contract for the cradle release mechanism. Unfortunately they forgot to convert to metric.
The software was written by that Chinese dude, We Ma Nt Flot!
He had an assistant. Sum Ting Wong.
And his Assistant, Ho Lee Shitt!
Bang Ding Ow was working on the dock.
I hope she’s hot.
The NORKS are about to start posting recently vacant Admiralties on Indeed
Their ships bend poorly.
Sad trombone….must’ve gotten the help from the same design bureau that built the Admiral Kuznetzov
Whoops.
The sad thing is Kim will have all the people responsible shot with anti-aircraft guns. To include distant relatives.
And why is that sad?
They get the government they deserve …
… and so do we.
The people are oppressed by a ruthless dictator. Obedience by threat of death, starvation, and imprisonment. Do anything wrong and they wipe out your entire family. Living in fear of death or torture for any infraction or disobedience. Little chance of escape from the daily harsh conditions. I hope that someday it ends.
From https://www.northkoreainfo.com/what-is-living-in-north-korea-really-like/
“Not only is it risky to speak out against the government, but North Koreans are also required to obey many other laws, such as laws regulating what they can wear, watch, read or listen to. The media is strictly controlled and censored, and news and information from the outside world is heavily restricted. The use of smartphones is also forbidden, and private ownership of any type of communication device can lead to severe punishment.
Citizens are not allowed to travel or communicate with people outside of their country without explicit permission. Moreover, leaving the country is strictly prohibited and those caught attempting to flee face arrest or even execution.”
So yes, I feel sad for the citizens of North Korea who live in such fear.
So what?
By your measure, the United States would still be a British colony. It is duty to rebel against tyranny.
I’ll tell why North Korea is still a dictatorship:
Because the North Koreans are not willing to mutually pledge each other their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor.
They are not willing to die for each other. And therefore, together they die in poverty and misery, under a brutal dictatorship, and will do so for generations to come.
So I echo Charles’s statement above: they got the government they deserve, and so do we. So does every nation on earth.
I’m not in support of North Korea or its people. I’m trying to say that the people are living in constant fear and one screw up or defiant moment leads to their whole family being imprisoned or executed. I think that is a sad situation. And yes it’s up to the people to rebel and clean house. And it’s not going to change any time soon.
“By my measure.” Not sure where you came up with that line of thinking and I never advocated not fighting for freedom or remaining a British colony.
I was trying to show the conditions the North Koreans are subject too by threat. I don’t feel sorry for them, I said it’s a sad situation.
The Koreans got the government they fought for, so they got what they reaped. It’s up to them to change it.
definition of sad is: pathetically inadequate
They are decades into this mindless obedience, and very unlikely to escape it. Honestly, much of this situation can be laid at the feet of the gutless Truman.. if he’d allowed MacArthur to fight that war the way it should have been fought , and clea education the Russian spies out of his govt. Things would be far different today..
Either that or mortar rounds.
If you think that is bad, wait until they try to parallel park.
Speaking of lauunches, how come you can’t find any cape canaveral astronaughts at 12 noon
Answer- they are in the mess out to launch.
FOR BEHOLD MY FIELD OF FVCKS, FOR IT IS BARREN AND EMPTY, AND I HAVE NONE TO GIVE
Damn. Tariffs are fucking up everything.
“The North Korean report did not say whether there were any casualties.”
Actually, the casualty count is on hold until all casualties can be found and transferred to the proper prison for application of the proper casualty result.
By the way, Kim, that teen daughter of yours; is she a good kisser?
Nice looking teeny bopper Chick, wonder if she could do a lindy to Run around Sue with this Navy Snipe…..
Dear Norks,
“Ship launch? I thought thus was an Airborne drop test….”
I wonder how many of those supervisors in the shipyard are going to find themselves strapped to the muzzle of an anti aircraft gun in the following days.
Somebody over there is in some really deep kimchi!