Boomer’s Sunday
Good morning Delta Whiskeys and Whiskettes, let’s see what the Usual Suspects have done for us today.
Category: Guest Post, Humor, Schadenfreude
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Comedy gold!
Savage!
THX
Not to mention:
And, of course, Christmas:
Gaza should be leveled and turned into a real life Wally World Resort and Casino
I’m going to put this out on the table…
If Gaza is developed and becomes safe, I’d go there and get a beachfront hotel room. You know, just to say I was in Gaza.
There I was… watching the waves crash from my hotel balcony vantage point, spent beer cans piling up by my feet. Suddenly, the silence is broken “RAT – A – TAT – TAT.” I jumped into action. It was room service knocking at my door. My fear mounted as I did not know if something would trigger my peanut allergies. I took a chance. I had no choice. I was in my bathrobe and fuzzy bunny slippers so could not go out for breakfast.
A Public Service Announcement…We regret to inform you that tonight’s broadcast of The Taylor Swift Tour will be getting constantly interrupted by burly men, in tight pants, fighting over a pig’s skin.
In other breaking news…
Taylor needs to give her man his balls back after that ass kicking
Put a fork in ’em…They’re done.
Nice. I have to say I was little concerned about Karoline Leavitt because of her age but she has proved to be the most capable press secretary in decades. The climb wasn’t high from her worthless predecessor but she has raised the bar.
I still think it’s hilarious that kjp was their much-hyped DEI hire that they couldn’t force out the door when they got tired of how inept she was.
When they got caught gargling balls, they really couldn’t say anything.
Sometimes today’s youth surprise us. It’s nice to see there are some intelligent young men and women coming up to replace those either aging out or are just complete idiots to begin with. It gives one hope that we are in capable hands.
This just keeps getting better:
“None shall pass.”
Iceberg meme reminds me of San Jose sharks and titanic comparison joke.. Both were fine until they hit the ice.
Just in… Buffy Sainte-Marie stripped of the Order of Canada (Canada’s highest civilian award like our Medal of Freedom) for, as in a preceeding media expose/investigation suggests, being about as indigenous as the guy who played the cryin’ indian in ’70s Keep America Beautiful ads (fitting):
https://www.yahoo.com/news/singer-activist-buffy-sainte-marie-172606961.html
Now do liawatha.
More like “Shitting Cow”
Doesn’t have a Presidential Medal of Freedom to revoke yet though.
Doubt she will ever see one.
God willing and we got Republican presidents…
This just in
Understandable.