Weekend Open Thread

| January 17, 2025 | 36 Comments

By this time on Monday, we will have a new administration in the White House. Many on both sides hold hope. Many conservatives pray that Trump makes it safely and gets inaugurated on time. There are those on the left who expect something to happen involving Donald Trump’s being arrested and Kamala Harris being inaugurated under a surprising turn of events. We will find out on Monday afternoon. Enjoy your weekend.

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KoB

FIRST!

Odie

1st

KoB

Nope…but I will let you be FIRST to dive into some of the Orasted (ht2 (RIP) The TAH Lioness Ex-PH2) Beef Beast Sammiches that I was preparing for ALL of my Beloved D’Weeds and Adorable Deplorables. The King of Battle…THE King of First got real lucky upon the return from his provision run and scored a FIRST on the (EARNED NEVER AWARDED) TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread! Belly up to the bar, Girls and Boys…it’s on me.

Odie

Missed by approximately 9 seconds. Glad you won, as I had no celebratory goodies out for all who would come by to congratulate me.

I will be better prepared next time. Maybe.

KoB

Just got real lucky, Odie. Didn’t even think I’d be in contention today, what with the provision run, escort duty, and playing catch up on my FGS hunt. Not to worry, the TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread Competition will roll around again next week and who knows?…we have a potential for four (4) Holiday Open Threads in the upcoming week. A double Bonus Ration from my extensive Class VI Supplies (or The House Wine…Sweet Iced Tea) to the d’weeded or Adorable Deplorable that can figure it out. I’ll wait…

KoB

Gun Bunny sez…”I’m buying”

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Commissioner Wretched

Drat it all … I missed again!! Third!

Hack Stone

Shit!

tone be unburdened by successfully deposing OAM from his reign as First Commenter for the This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread, or will be exiled to the River Road exit of I-495 dodging disgruntled commuters as he sells his outdated and overpriced Red Hat Software for yet another week?

Regardless of whether Hack is reinstated, he would just like to remind all of the Adorable Deplorable Garbage to take a minute this Wednesday, January 22, 2025 to reflect on seventh anniversary of the passing of one of our most beloved subject of multitudes of threads, Daniel Bernath, distinguished lawyer, pilot, litigant and defendant. Without his dedication and failure to quit while behind, This Ain’t Hell would not be what it is. So, raise your Kamikaze in tribute, and be sure to pour out a 40 ouncer of prune juice in his memory.

https://www.news-press.com/story/news/2020/04/13/crash-analysis-said-fort-myers-pilot-beset-multiple-issues-fatal-crash/2981060001/#

Hack Stone

Drats, foiled, again!

That opening paragraph should have read:

Oh, wise and all knowing Magic 8-Ball, can Hack Stone be unburdened by successfully deposing OAM from his reign as First Commenter for the This Ain’t Hell Weekend Open Thread, or will be exiled to the River Road exit of I-495 dodging disgruntled commuters as he sells his outdated and overpriced Red Hat Software for yet another week?

KoB

“…OAM from his…” AHEM… “his”? Now…I’m no biologist, Mr. Stone, nor do I play one on TeeVee. I have, however, stayed in everything from a Motel 6, Holiday or any other Day Inn, along with a multitude of Top of The Marks, Marriotts, and roadside flop houses, but have yet to meet an O(nly)A(rmy)M(om) that was a “his”. Maybe you should burden yourself and follow the science.

Hate_me

You’re overqualified for the Supreme Court.

Hack Stone

Hack Stone’s personal pronouns are “dickface”, “asshole”, and “pain in Psul’s ass”. But you can call him Hack, winner of Salesman of The Quarter for the past 45 quarters. By the way, most of Hack’s salary is in quarters. Psul makes payroll by checking the washing machines at the local laundromats for loose change.

KoB

I thought that Psul had so many quarters because he was nothing but a two (2) bit whore.

Commissioner Wretched

Following the kerfuffle last week about OAM being FIRST (which she is, in all of our hearts, anyway), a sense of normalcy returns with the King of Battle on the WOT throne. (Of course, Normal is just a setting on your dryer.) So, to welcome him back to his long-accustomed spot, here is some trivia for all to share. Do enjoy!

DID YOU KNOW…?
Were the most popular villains on the 1960s “Batman” series always played by the same actors?
By Commissioner Wretched
didyouknowcolumn@gmail.com
Copyright © 2025

January.

Cold, gray, depressing … or, depending on where you’re reading this, nice, sunny and encouraging.

Did you ever notice how the weather affects our entire outlook on things? I feel a lot more confident and encouraged on sunny warm days, and much more withdrawn and introspective on cold, dreary days.

And I will bet you do the same.

But one thing to bring everyone out of the winter funk is trivia, so what say we dive into this week’s assortment? Enjoy!

Did you know …

… why an easily-caught fly ball in baseball is called a “can of corn”? Nobody is sure, but the prevailing thought is that the term comes from early 20th Century grocery stores. Clerks would pull cans (usually of corn) from high shelves with a long stick, and catch the cans in their aprons. (It makes as much sense as anything else, I suppose.)

Commissioner Wretched

… modern drinking fountains were invented in 1912? In that year, Halsey W. Taylor (1877-1964) developed the modern form of water fountain after his father had succumbed to typhoid fever contracted from a contaminated public water supply in 1896. (When they say it’s in the water, they mean it.)

… Google™ images was created because people wanted to see photos of a recording star? After singer Jennifer Lopez (born 1969) wore an infamous green Versace dress to the Grammy Awards in 2000, people looked online for photos of her. Thus, the Google image app was created. (For Jennifer Lopez, I can believe it.)

… irony is pretty ironic? Case in point: actor Robert Downey, Jr. (born 1965), who has starred in numerous Iron Man superhero movies from the Marvel Comics Universe, served a one-day suspension from high school in 1981. Downey had allegedly taken a comic book away from another student and ripped it to pieces, calling the other student a “nerd.” The comic was The Invincible Iron Man. (Nerd, indeed.)

… a Valentine’s Day movie was ruined by an unknown person? On February 14, 2014, a theatre in Shanghai, China, planned a showing of Beijing Love Story. For his own reasons, an unknown man booked every other seat in the theatre that day, thus preventing couples from sitting together to watch the film. (Cupid, this guy wasn’t.)

KoB

Pour some 180 proof sipping whiskey in your glass of water to kill the germs.

Who wore it better?
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The last mofo that called me a nerd and took my book away got a knee to the nutz and knuckles to the nose.

The Greatest Valentine’s Day gift EVAH was given to the world by a Most Saintly Man. (IYKYK)

Hack Stone

For his own reasons, an unknown man booked every other seat in the theatre that day, thus preventing couples from sitting together to watch the film.

They call that “pulling a Monkress”, where you screw people over even if there is no benefit to you.

But that reminds Hack of story he saw related by comedian Josh Johnson.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/50-cent-buys-200-tickets-to-ja-rule-concert-to-keep-seats-empty-in-ongoing-feud/#:~:text=50%20Cent%20has%20announced%20a%20new%20plot%20against,feud%20dates%20back%20to%20the%201990s%2C%20Billboard%20reports.

Almost as good as appointing yourself the Director of Media Relations for a proud but humble woman owned business.

Commissioner Wretched

… the most popular villains on the 1960s Batman TV series were not always played by the same actors? During the run of the popular ABC series, the classic bad guys – the Joker, the Penguin, the Catwoman, and the Riddler – returned time and again to Gotham City to wreak havoc on the Dynamic Duo. And through the run of the series, two of the villains – the Joker and the Penguin – were always played by the same actors, Cesar Romero (1907-1994) and Burgess Meredith (1907-1997), respectively. The Riddler was usually played by Frank Gorshin (1933-2005), but for one double episode in the second season, the part was played by John Astin (born 1930). The reason was a dispute between Gorshin and the producers over money. And the Catwoman? She was played by three actresses: Julie Newmar (born 1933) during the first two seasons of the series; Lee Meriwether (born 1935) in the theatrical film based on the show; and Eartha Kitt (1927-2008) during the third season. Kitt was cast in the role when Newmar was unavailable due to other commitments. Additional trivia notes: during the pay dispute with Gorshin, a Riddler episode was revamped to create a similar villain, the Puzzler, played by Maurice Evans (1901-1989). One other villain, Mr. Freeze, was played by a different actor each time he appeared – by George Sanders (1906-1972), Otto Preminger (1905-1986), and Eli Wallach (1915-2014). (Many thanks to John for the suggestion!)

… gorillas can be very gentle? Observers have watched them picking up and gently petting frogs. (But did they get warts?)

KoB

No riddle as to who the HOTTEST Catwoman was…Lee Meriwether..No joke!…MEEEEOOOWW!

Hambre was murdered unnecessarily. RIP, Big Guy.

Hate_me

Sad as it was, I cannot blame the DART unit for opting for lethal force on Harambe.

I strongly disagree with the USDA finding the barriers were unsafe; they’re intended to keep the animals in, not to keep unsupervised children out.

I agree that the mother didn’t exhibit a criminal degree of negligence toward her child – but she was negligent to the point of real and shameful consequences; she should not have brought so many children to a potentially dangerous environment without the ability to adequately supervise them (the 13’ fall alone could have easily killed the child). The public is absolutely correct to blame her for that beautiful silverback’s death.

Commissioner Wretched

… seats on the first scheduled inter-city commuter airplane flight were not what you might have expected? On that first flight, between Tampa and St. Petersburg, Florida, on January 1, 1914, the seats were moveable wicker chairs. There were eleven seats on that flight, conducted on a Model 14 Benoist airboat. The plane flew 50 feet above the water between the two cities, and the pilot – Tony Jannus (1889-1916) – had to land on the water once, when an engine on the plane began to misfire. He fixed the engine and took off again, completing the 23-minute flight. The first paying passenger was the former mayor of St. Petersburg, Abram C. Pheil (1867-1922). (And if you were wondering, there were no flight attendants.)

… eyeliner became a popular cosmetic because of an archaeological discovery? When the tomb of the ancient Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamun (1342 BC-1325 BC) was discovered in 1922 and opened, photographs of “King Tut’s” sarcophagus showed his face with heavy eyeliner. This inspired people all over the world to begin using more of the cosmetic on their own faces. (Maybelline, take note!)

… author Ernest Hemingway believed he was being watched by the FBI? Many people thought Hemingway (1899-1961) was being silly and paranoid, and he was even treated with electroshock therapy for his “delusions.” But after he died, secret FBI files showed that he was indeed under surveillance by the Bureau, a watch ordered by then-Director J. Edgar Hoover (1895-1972).

… you could be an ambivert? No, you’re not ill. That’s just what people would call you if you are neither an extrovert nor an introvert. Ambiverts are moderately comfortable in social situations, but also relish time alone. (I’m ambivalent about being an ambivert.)

Now … you know!

Dennis - not chevy

Ambivert? Hmm, it sounds like neutral. I, like 26 star general Zap Brannigan, want to know what makes a man turn neutral.

KoB

Takes longer than 23 minutes most days to make that drive now.

Painted up wymyns the other curse of the Pharaoh? Makes sense now.

Wondering what Bitchlery and Slick Willie did with the “other” files taken from JEH’s office?

I could be very comfortable in a social situation and would relish some time alone with a certain Adorable Deplorable. Charm and court and woo her with my ways.

Another fine job on the Trivia, CW. Snuggle up with Lois when the snow hits.

KoB

What is this “Normal” that you speak of, CW? Wish my dryer got as hot as OAM is. The best news of returning to the Throne is AH did an exceptional job of cleaning up the mess that Hack Stone had made of things and it is now suitable for receiving guests.

Presently low 60s and a cloud free sky over Fire Base Magnolia. There is talk of some nasty weather heading this way the FIRST (snickers) of next week even talk of snow. One reason why I went ahead and made a provision run today. Got there before the panic buying got into full swing. Won’t be a loaf of bread, cans of veggies or a bottle of milk to be had come Sunday morning, betcha betcha!

Hack Stone

Anyone hear some asshole named Hack from Bethesda on The Chris Plante Show this morning. The loser sounds like someone who sells outdated and overpriced Red Hat Software.

RGR 4-78

Who will Dr. Jill find behind the curtain? Sounds like Democrat Lets Make a Deal.

Hack Stone

So, you were listening. Did you laugh? One day, Hack will give a shoutout to Psul and Elaine Ricci.

Hack Stone

Better than Jill pulling back the shower curtain to find Joe showering with Ashley Biden.

Hack Stone

If any of you are available tomorrow, there is a woman in Washington DC getting kicked out of government housing and needs help moving. So grab some empty boxes, jump into your pickup truck and head over to 27 Maury Avenue NW, Washington DC. She is a little cash poor at the moment, so you can only be paid for your effort with tampons with “Harris-Walz 2024” printed on the wrappers.

RGR 4-78

Tampons.
Tim Walz push-up pops.

jeff LPH 3 63-66

On Jan 20th, obama will lose a 4th term running the country.

RGR 4-78

Two days and a wake-up.

Odie

A phrase that never gets old. Xx days and a wakeup.

Sapper3307

The salt must flow~

9h1rye
HT3

I’ve seen the delusional videos of lib-tards clinging to some narrative that the great prosecutor Camel-a will swoop in in the 11th hours to save the day…
The best take I saw was a guy decked head-to-toe in USAF swag telling all of us that the 3-letter agencies will save democracy with some sort of Hail-Mary. The idea that unelected bureaucrats from The Deep State will save democracy shows the level of ignorance or lack or understanding irony.

Dennis - not chevy

I recently read some newspaper columns that stated the courts must enact some laws that will rein in on President Trump. Where were these nationally syndicated columnists during 6th grade civics class?