Pentagon says UFOs are either spies or airborne trash
The Pentagon is set to release another report on UFOs. This on the tail of the Navy releasing a couple of videos recently of said UFOs. Their findings are that it’s either foreign spies or airborne trash. I thought the PC term for airborne trash was “Naval Aviator”. I kid. I kid. Only because I’m jealous I didn’t get wings of gold, to play shirtless beach volleyball, or even swoon to the Righteous Brothers in a bar.
From Military Times;
Intelligence officials are set to deliver Congress a new report today on unexplained aerial phenomenon, better known as UFOs.
The document, from the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, will provide an update to a report the intelligence agency made public in June 2021, which explored more than 140 incidents of UAP encounters between 2004 and 2021.
Despite calls for greater transparency from lawmakers and military leaders, is not yet clear which contents of the coming report will be made public. While it could offer more detailed explanations into the surge of recent sightings, Defense Department officials are downplaying theories of alien invasions and emphasizing ordinary objects they say are more likely to blame.
Military officials told the New York Times that most resolved UFO cases can be attributed to foreign spies or airborne trash. In May, during Congress’ first public UFO hearing in more than 50 years, Pentagon officials testified that a video with mysterious glowing green triangles actually displayed drones that were shot through night-vision lenses.
In another video, referred to as GoFast, an unknown object appeared to move at incredible speed. Military officials later debunked the video as an illusion created by the angle of observation against water, according to the New York Times. A separate incident, known as Gimbal, showed an unknown spinning object that appeared in a U.S. Navy video that military officials now say was due to the optics of a classified image sensor.
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“In many cases, observed phenomena are classified as ‘unidentified’ simply because sensors were not able to collect enough information to make a positive attribution,” Gough told the Times about cameras, radar and other devices that collect information. “We are working to mitigate these shortfalls for the future and to ensure we have sufficient data for our analysis.”
That makes me feel better. It’s been 75 years since Roswell, and the best line this government can come up with is “it’s just garbage.” At least saying it was swamp gas was creative.
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Mason wrote:
“Only because I’m jealous I didn’t get wings of gold, to play shirtless beach volleyball, or even swoon to the Righteous Brothers in a bar.”
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Where are you, AW1Ed and Mick….
In The Danger Zone?
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BEST “Danger Zone” Drum Solo Ever!
3 minutes!
Dedicated to our very own beloved AW1Ed and Mick!
(Mason must have come up on the Duty Roster, i.e. DA Form 6)
ninja, No one is exempt from that merciless taskmistress, the DA Form 6. ‘specially when it’s time to be “that guy”. And no good leader will expect their people to perform a duty that they could not or would not do themselves.
No way, no how that of all of the millions of stars out there that there are NOT other beings…probably way yonder more advanced than us. The truth is out there. The grubermint just doesn’t want us to know it.
— GROAN —
Here is the correct video, not the Hot Chocolate one…
BEST “Danger Zone” Drum Solo Ever!
3 minutes!
Dedicated to our very own beloved AW1Ed and Mick!
Her toms sound wet, as if the heads are too loose. Definitely dig the tone of her AA Meinls.
I was just starting to like Mason, too.
The Brotherhood of the Wings of Gold strikes again.
Their envy is palpable…
Well, when the anal probes (PSUL!!) start, I don’t want to have to listen to all of you bitching to ME about it. I have NOTHING to do with it.
Link to flying trash aliens and their UFO.
https://entrepreneurshandbook.co/hooters-airlines-was-a-thing-cringy-yes-instant-plane-wrecks-no-d73989e5202e
Didn’t they always tell us it was a “weather balloon” when we were kids?
going back to the cover ups
“Airborne trash”, no need to get personal.
Now that we have the US Space Force, you can expect the 1st Sergeant to get all of the Space Cowboys to get on line and police call the galaxy.
In Space no one can hear you bitching to the Chaplain.
What about the Gangster of Love, and Maurrrrice?
This
Here we go again. UFOs.
Pleez. Occam’s razor says optical illusion.
https://youtu.be/PLyEO0jNt6M
All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
What kind of Edgar suit do you wear when you are rampaging around, Ed?
Look into my flashy-thingy.
Because you know…….trash is able to fly at mach speeds making impossible and unbelievable track changes at those speeds. Yeah. I believe it. 🙄
Show me a video of a UFO flying at mach speed.
Just one.
I have been following UFOs for a very long time. I have been interested in the topic since I have memory, yet I haven’t seen one single shredd of evidence that there are alien spaceships flying around.
It is mathematically impossible that we are the only intelligent species in the universe, but that doesn’t equal alien spaceships flying around.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. I would settle for ANY evidence.
I don’t think we’ll see evidence Joe
Admit it, you wanted to be a Naval aviator so that you could draw enormous dick pics in the sky. 😆
Fact
Your jealously is showing.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Ha Ha, you switched pics, no starfish. 😆
It really is extraterrestrial aliens, they’re doing fly-bys to gather intel and make judgements on us earth primates. They’re obviously more intelligent, as they’ve decided NOT to make contact with us yet.
I got along well with most of my TACCOs. Most.
No hard points on the trash can?
Poor guy is unarmed.
Some of us can relate to this song:
“Larry Norman – U.F.O. – [Lyrics]”
“From the Album “In Another Land” ~ (Solid Rock Records 1976)”
My family homestead was the D4 Ranch at the Caprock in Roswell, NM. My grandfather and his 3 brothers were cattle ranchers.
The only slaughtering of cattle was followed by family BBQ’s.
The old stone house still stands today.
It’s like a clown car. I think 10 family members lived in the 12’x12′ shack (has a “basement”).
One of the more notable events was when a mule wandered in and fell thru the floor into the basement.
My Papa went on to make E-7 in the Army Air Corps while maintaining the bomb bay doors on the Enola Gay, Bocks Car and other B-29’s.
He made E-7 twice… in 5 years or so. Had some disagreements with his 1SG. He won the disagreement out back of the lead-based painted barracks but cost him a stripe or 2.
His brother was a 1LT with the 101st and fought in Bostogne and Berchtesgaden.
The other 2 brothers fought in the Pacific.
On Papa’s DD-214, his civilian occupation was listed as, “Cow Puncher.”
Gee whiz, no anal probes either? Lemme fetch my Special Sunglasses and…