Braxton Anderson – Still rocking the lies for make believe Internet points
Braxton Lee Anderson III
Poe was recently looking at a potential Valor Friday topic for me when he came across a familiar name. Braxton Lee Anderson III, or simply Braxton Anderson III as he goes on Quora now, is still pushing his lies. Jonn posted about Braxton Anderson III five years ago.
The high points: Braxton Anderson III was presenting himself online as a recipient of the Combat Infantryman Badge. Not just one, he claimed four (an award that has never been made). He claimed to have been a retired Army officer, had graduated Airborne School, and saw combat in Panama, Iraq (Gulf War), and Afghanistan (twice).
His records support that he served honorably, earning the Expert Infantryman Badge (a laudable achievement), three Army Achievement Medals, and the Air Assault Badge. That wasn’t enough for him.
Since being outed (repeatedly) for his lies, Braxton Anderson III is active on Quora. There he answers questions with his years of service as an “infantry officer” and combat veteran.
He answers questions. A lot of them in fact. On a wide variety of topics, on which he is expert. Here are a few gems I picked out just in the last week or so. First is his take on Hillary’s E-mails. Good news. If you had done it, the same thing would have happened to you as happened to Hillary.
What if someone starts shooting for real at the range? Apparently you’re supposed to lay there and take it, because that wasn’t covered in the safety brief. I don’t know why he conflates intentional, felonious assault with a weapons malfunction. There is an obviously and readily apparent difference between the two. Even a Braxton Anderson III should see it.
And the best of all is his take on those who make the ultimate sacrifice. Men who jump on grenades to save their comrades have all done it accidentally. As evidence he provides that he wouldn’t jump on a grenade for his own wife. Not sure if that says more about him or her?
I wonder what Jack Lucas, James LaBelle, Richard Krause, Richard Sorenson, Bruce Carter, or Rodney Davis would have to say about it? Braxton Anderson III’s characterization of his fire teammates as “8 or so clowns” is also very endearing. I doubt he’d have to worry so much about slipping and falling on a grenade as much as he should have been worried about being tossed onto it by his clowns.
Category: Army, Blue Falcons, Stolen Valor
He is still TAH gold.
Pretty bold talk for a 6-year PFC.
E-3 does not mean Einstein the 3rd.
While Braxton earning an Expert Infantryman Badge may have been a “laudable achievement”, all of this POSer bullshit that he’s been getting up to is a “laughable achievement”.
(Jeff LPH 3: see what I did there?)
There just has to be a motorcycle, a leather vest covered in POSer bling, a pair of dumbass-looking white-framed mirror-lens wrap-around sunglasses, and a doo-rag involved in this somewhere. There just has to be.
Very nice Mick. Got the POSer. I mentioned once before that I met person wearing one of those vests and asked him what his MOS was, and right away he came out with stuff that didn’t make sense to a Vet like myself. I should have taken a pic of him wearing the vest. Bumped into a Vet earlier today in Publix that was wearing a Korean War cap who was stationed in Germany at the time so I mentioned that if the ribbon awards weren’t on his DD 214, he shouldn’t be wearing it. Lots of vets out there wearing ribboned caps that were in the same time as a conflict was going on but weren’t involved in that conflict and aren’t aware that they should be wearing them like my Friend Lennie USN 1954-1958 (Korean War cap) onboard a radar picket ship (converted WW2 Liberty ship) off the Atlantic coast looking for Russian bombers to come over the horizen, This was during the “dewLine” years.
I have seen a few of them dudes as well.
When you ask them about it, they start acting like they cannot hear you and shit.
It’s not ‘smuck’, its ‘SCHMUCK’ you fucking mook. Wouldn’t jump on a grenade to save your wife? What about your husband? You got that kind of creepy ass grin like you like slipping in the shower and falling on dicks. Look Kyle Carpenter in his one good eye and tell him he ‘slipped’ and fell on a fucking grenade. I’m sure he’d fuck start your face for you.
What kind of dick stepping stellar performance art did BRAXTON perform to rocket all the way to E-3 over 6 years of service?
Fuck this dude with a cactus.
Fucking awesome!
Well, that pretty much covers every thought I had on the subject.
“fuck start your face”
I am so stealing that!
Well congratulations Jay,
You just earned yourself a spot on the infamous The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ (or two)
I know I have to address that shortly…
I’ll include these edited somehow… like (for example)
” You have the kind of creepy ass grin like you like slipping in the shower and falling on dicks, you look like the type of guy that trolls the harsh urban streets for rando destitute, impoverished, tainted, desperate dudes to fuck start your face for you, fuck this dude with a cactus,”
And there you are.
Fron LinkedIn:
“I returned to active duty in 1990 and completed Officer’s Candidate School assigned to infantry Branch. I served in a variety of roles within the Infantry and special assignments with the Army Corps of Engineers, Army Recruiting Command, and finally with the Defense Intelligence Agency”.
Quite.
What? No sniper? No Ranger? No Special Forces? No Delta Force? No “highly classified secret missions”?
Weak.
Yup. Just another WEAK cocksucker
Mick.
Phony Army Ranger Braxton Lee Anderson,
as seen by this recent photo on his Book of the Fake.
I’m on vacay, but made this 1 exception.
You guys should go scroll his Book of the Fake photos.
There’s MORE…. Plenty to pick from over the past 5 years.
Good luck.
More likely he completed The All-Points Logistics Executive Officer Training Program in Merritt Island, Florida.
With that Master of Science in Mathematics from North Western University you would think he would understand a few things about encryption…and spillage. My guess is this guy still believes he is going to get told all the secrets WHEN he gets his security clearance!
I have seen and been the recipient of worse punishment for receiving an improperly classified email or attachment than what Mrs. Clinton received for a planned effort to circumvent the system! They didn’t even make her retake the training.
He seems to have definitely run a few ranges in his time in service, and definitely thought through if not experienced a deranged individual with a weapon at a place where no deviation from direction is tolerated! One would hope that the Safety standing next to the idiot solves the issue before it escalates to a danger to anyone else.
Sorry, I guess I should have CAVEATed that last post with YES I AM BEING SARCASTIC!!!!
When ol’ Poe stumbled across this dirtbag’s grenade comment yesterday, he Google-fooed his name and got the TAH hit. Poe then left a reply on the dirtbag’s comment informing Quora readers that he was a Stolen Valor fraud.
An hour or so later, Poe was notified by Quora that his reply had been removed for violation of their policy regarding comments that are unfriendly.
It would appear that Quora would rather let Stolen Valor continue unabated on their site than publish an unfriendly comment informing their readers that this tool’s comment is fraudulent.
Fuck them and him…
Poe – just sent this to the Admin’s at Quora –
(Link to this VG post)
Braxton Anderson III does NOT speak from experience – see the above link.
This is NOT a joke – this is NOT a test – the Internet never FORGETS
Read and Heed – mark this communique as UNFRIENDLY entirely at your PERIL
——————————————————–
Doubt it’ll have any effect but…Quora can’t say they weren’t warned.
You can find some real idiots on Quora. Including many Brits and other Europeans who cannot wrap their heads around the Second Amendment. Many of them think that the US is just like the Wild West and that you can just shoot people with impunity (I cannot tell if this them being ignorant or because they think they are being cute). Apparently, they are too stupid to realize that jail is still a thing and you will end up there if you kill someone without a valid reason (it’s called murder).
I wish we had left them to the Soviets when we had the chance. I once had a run in with an Australian who lives in Canada that had the exact same mentality. Of course, he will not understand it until the government puts its foot on his back and he has no way of fighting out of it.
Unless of course you’re a member of certain groups, and reside in a D-Rat city…
That is true. Of course, there are many people on Quora who would rather but their blinders on and ignore the problem. However, they should be reminded that ignoring the problem does not make it go away.
That statement this douche canoe made that he wouldn’t jump on a grenade even to save his wife appears to be the only true statement he made on Quora or in his fakebook bio.
Fuck you two but nine of you WABS matter. You still posting your FAKE ASS DOCUMENT your founder made. And he DIED of a massive coronary when confronted about it by the FBI. But hey here’s the challenge. You can find me at the VA Regional Computing and Financial Center located in Hines, IL I visit the actual office EVERY Thursday to tele-conference with the Under Secretary I report to. We can discuss anything YOU DESIRE but you better mind your tone. Cause you can believe what you WANT. But you best be advised I don’t like your tone I’ll KNOCK YOUR COCK OFF.
And you too poor to make the trip email me a place to come pay you a visit. Wrong words out your mouth your cock getting knocked lose.
Add Keyboard Kommando to your list of accomplishments. At least it’s accurate.
Keyboard Kourage!
I’ve never been so terrified in my life. Whatever will I do, please don’t hurt me!
whatta putz.
You seem to have a fascination with other men’s cocks.
Would not be surprised if Private Braxton’s profile could be found on Grinder🙋🏿♂️
Probably a frequent customer at Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the Rear)…
(blaring at maximum volume on the TAH HQ 1MC)
Now hear this! Now hear this!
All hands on Team TAH face outboard and stand by to repel sockpuppets!
Foogas stirred, primed, and ready!
The address “SweetPea” Braxton provides in Hines,IL does not exist. It is the same fake one he used on Quora. This POS would shit his pants if confronted. Although, “SweetPea” seems aroused by cock ?
He was a shitbag 5 years ago and the fucker still won’t flush.
Unfortunately, some turds just refuse to go down.
What do you expect from someone who is mostly s–t and hot air?
OK, You guys (and gal) have just earned a combined entry to the The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
“…this guy has been a shitbag for years and the fucker *still* won’t flush, unfortunately, some turds just refuse to go down, what do you expect from someone who is mostly shit and hot air?”
Congratulations.
:wpds_lol:
I hope he bursts into flames the next time he takes a shit!
Since it seems as if the lying, embellishing turd, Braxton Lee Anderson III, won’t flush, maybe we should put him in a 3 holer outhouse and cover it with lime. At least that would get rid of the stench. Co@ksucker!
Bitch wants to make some inherwebz points? Here’s an idea. Make a deployment of the TAH As(s)teroid of insults and see how many points THAT will give him. Maybe that will point internet users to an updated TAH expose of the lying, embellishing POS that is known as Braxton Lee Anderson III?
Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?
Seconded. Fire at will…
Si!
Si!
Si!
Este pendejo aparentemente no aprendió su lección anteriormente.
Hechale!
Ok folks, it’s late and on phone.
We have met the requirements for Roberts Rules.
I’ll post a solid tomorrow.
Smooches.
Oh!! And it’s going to take some work.
I started this a few weeks ago, the As(s)teroids have to be broken down into about 1,000 character blocks. I’ll have to test things out tomorrow. 🤞🏻🖕
Working on it and Thanks to Jay, we have a new addition.
I’ll be back tonight or tomorrow and we’ll get the The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ up shortly, one way or another.
Thanks
Or, ChipNASA, you could pick out the MOST virulent things in the Asteroid of Insults, and hone that into the finesses you find in a shop that sells instruments to cut up beef.
I think I got it. Deployment coming up after work meeting..sheesh…”work”…HEY!!!, DO YOU MIND?? I’m trying to TAH here!!
:wpds_razz:
I believe him.
There is no way he would jump on a hand gernade to save anyone. In fact he would likely push his wife down on top of one to save his own worthless ass.
If you have time, one should read the questions posted to Braxton and the answers he gives:
https://www.quora.com/profile/Braxton-Anderson-III
We read it. Makes us wonder if he himself wrote some of the questions.
Some of his answers came across as projections, i.e. trying to get guilt or a personal experience in the Army off his chest.
He addresses his “5 CIBs” several times and tries to explain and justify those CIBs. He even alluded that either Obama or General McChrystal “changed the rules” for the CIB.
He even had the old post of him from TAH on his Quora.
He said his Father joined the Army when his Father was 15.
He said he got Commissioned via OCS thru Benning School For Boys in 1990.
It is obvious that he does not care for the GOP and he throws out the race card/victimhood frequently.
Dude obviously lives in an Alternate Reality World and carries alot of baggage.
Research indicates his Father (Deceased) DID join the Army at the age of 15.
His Father was born 22 June 1941. He enlisted in the US Army on 24 June 1956, two days after he turned 15 and retired in June 1976.
That’s impressive. Does his 20, retires, and he’s only 35.
In the Quora, he lists that he received a Masters in Mathematics in 1994 from Northwestern.
Coincidently, in his published 1994 engagement/wedding announcement, his Fiancee/Bride is listed as graduating in 1994 from Northwestern with a Degree in Mathematics.
fairly confident Northwestern would be very surprised to hear Anderson ever attended ANY of their classes – let alone obtaining a degree in Mathematics.
Wile E Coyote really ought to drop a piano on this guy…
😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅
That’s Eastern Northwestern Tech.
Another thing that is interesting is that in his August 1994 engagement/wedding announcement, he graduated from Lindblom Techical High School in 1984. The article identifies him as “he attends (present tense) the University of Chicago in Illinois” and that he “served (past tense) in the US Army. The announcement also said “he is (present tense) a Property Damage Manager at USAA Insurance Company”.
You mean, Anderson may have conned some poor women into marrying him?! FMTT’s. Guess Barnum was right; there actually is a sucker born every minute…
In his fakebook crap he claims to have received an undergrad college degree in 1986, the first year he was back in the states at Ft Campbell in August, 1986. I’d like to know how he did that since he was stationed in the 8th ID in Gernany until June, 1986 as an infantryman. When I was in the 8th ID we had practically zero free time what with having to pull all that maintenance and training with our M113’s. So, I don’t think he earned even a BA in only six months while he was at Ft. Campbell.
Did they offer CLEPS, DANTES and other testing back in the day to you guys through the Army Education program?
I did it in the Chairforce in the mid 1980s and then early 1990s, twice…I got two classes CLEP’ed right off the syllabus tested out in like 30-45 minutes when I got the books at the library and pre-studied.
I had taken High School Biology, Chemistry and Physics and Psychology. I think they were freshman entry level classes and I got a high enough grade to get like 3 or 4 credits each class (test) and saved like $300 or $400 each. If I remember correctly, at UMUC now U of MD Global Campus (I hate that name but I get it, just like I *DESPISE* “Joint Base” anything. FUCK YOU CONGRESS BRAC!!!) classes were like $100 a credit hour so…
Did a bunch myself. Glad I had that resource.
I ask as maybe Clown-O here took some of those courses back in the day. Might explain how he made the threshold for OCS or possible degree completion.
Doubt it for sure as the is one sorry sad sack of shit (a true steaming pile of Phil Monkress if I ever saw one – Phildo would be proud but then again, I have a lingering hunch that this dude works for All-Points Logistics) but there exists a very minute. transparent and somewhat invisible possibility.
Gee If classified e-mails can only go to classified systems how come every time my NIPRNET system gets some they impound the computers and wipe them. If it was impossible they wouldn’t have to do that.
I’m sure Rodney Davis’ family would disagree with this chuckle head.
How hard is it to make PFC in six year enlistment
Depends on how many times….does he have 3 or 4 stars on the E-3 rank?
As I recall Steve McQueen made PFC six or seven times while he was in the Corps.
Yeah, but PFC in the Corps is an E-2…
In looking at the assignments section of his FOIA docs from Jonn’s original post about him, there is a final entry that is all blacked out. Given his service of five years and seven months AD, I am smelling a court martial or art. 15 reduction in rank.
He’s “compensating” for being nothing more than an apprentice towel “fluffer” at Brucies Bath House (entrance in the rear).
His fb profile is wide open!: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009477253125
Imagine if he and Fauci teamed up. Comedy gold.
No NDSM – that’s a relief to The NDSM Brotherhood.
What’s next with this asclown, will he also claim to have been awarded the EIB four times as well?
6 years and he got out as a PFC
what a fuk up
I am surprised they let him stay around that long as a prive.
Hello there, that isn’t an abstract of my service record. I know that, you know that that deceased piece of shit who used to run this site also discovered this. Since it was supposedly CREATED in 2007. When I was still on ACTIVE DUTY. I didn’t retire till 2009. Your former had a Heart Attack and died when he was confronted about this. And I allowed you pieces of shit to carry on. Now we should be able to disagree on certain things. Like how emails are handled on classified servers it’s not like any of you EVER WORKED with one. And there shouldn’t even be a discussion on what happens on LIVE FIRE RANGE when one clown goes nuts. Because if everyone starts shooting at said nut. Now does the Investigating Officer decide whom was guilty. Read the BULLSHIT from the clowns who fired when they shouldn’t have? You folks crack me up. But be advised the document you SWEAR is correct IS NOT MY RECORD. I would of sworn we discussed this 15 years ago. We here again//GFY
Your are correct, it’s not an abstract of your service record. It’s a copy of information on your DD214 as provided via the Freedom of Information Act.
They don’t give copies of DD-214’s nor do you FIND PRIOR postings on the same. They extract from service records. Even your FAKE ASS DOCUMENT acknowledges I was additionally trained to type and PREPARE ARMY Correspondance and FORMS. And since I work at VA right now. I can’t be too damn fake can I. It’s how you dear John got caught.
Then you are familiar with the National Archives Form 13164, the document provided by NPRC via FOIA. It’s at the top of the post and contains data on your actual service history.
Six years to rocket up to E-3, impressive. The VA is full of loser douche bags, thanks for playing.
Stop lying “SweetPea” ….go back to Grinder & do what you do best….. bitch🙋🏿♂️
You do not work @ VA
You were dumped years ago asshole.
You are just another parasite sho President Trump removed from the support of the American taxpayer.
Name edited to protect PII.
AW1
Well aren’t you special. You’re in over your head, boyo. You have been for 15 years. If you can’t be truthful, be quiet.
Chippy, the target is in the clear…you are cleared HOT! Hammer him!
KoB,
Consider dogshit here about to be sledgehammered.
Seriously, you lying fuck, do the world a favor and hang yourself. You ain’t fooling anyone, particularly those of us who are for real. As for classified material and how it is handled, calling you a liar straight out because you don’t know what you are talking about. There are several of us who are spooks, and you are not even close. Talking to a mental midget like you robs folks of valuable IQ points because you are a black hole of STUPID. Please fuck off and die.
And now I’m REALLY glad that I was delayed in the deployment of the The As(s)teroid of Insults®™ because we haven’t had a good chew toy in a while and here crusty bitch boi here trying to double down with his excreta.
I’m really conflicted about what to do….
Sockpuppet…eh?
For more laughs…. check out his LinkedIn profile😂
When you die I think Jonn is going to be waiting for you on the other side.
Izzat so, snowflake? What’s next, gonna lawer up?
Oh Braxy…
Private Braxton Anderson has been challenging combat infantry veterans, who challenge his dubious claims on Quora, to show up to his work place & tell him to his face he’s a liar. Private Braxton Anderson assures his readers he will kick their asses, or engage them in a gun fight which he claims he would most certainly win. The address he provides does not exist. Braxton’s claims of being an Army officer, Airborne & Ranger qualified, & a combat veteran have been debunked my numerous credible sources on Quora & other sites.
Private Braxton Anderson is just another poser on Quora ….just another piece of shit .
Name edited to protect PII.
AW1
Slap that clown hard enough and he will queef.
Check this out:
Braxton Lee Anderson was arrested by Chicago Police on 1 January 2021:
http://publicsearch1.chicagopolice.org/Arrests/History/17964246
http://publicsearch1.chicagopolice.org/Arrests/Details/17964246
https://codes.findlaw.com/il/chapter-725-criminal-procedure/il-st-sect-725-5-110-3.html
Check out what Braxton Lee Anderson said on his Quora when asked this question:
“What was US Army Ranger School like for you?
His answer:
“When I went in 1985, NOTHING OR NO-ONE WAS KEEPING ME FROM THAT
$5,000.00 check waiting for me when I rang the bell at the end.”
https://www.quora.com/What-was-U-S-Army-ranger-school-like-for-you
Any other RANGERS on TAH beside a member of the ninja family see anything unique about the above statement he wrote?
P.S. Shhh…Please just the answer “Yes” or “No” to our rhetorical question and nothing else, because Ole Braxton may try to change his answer.
Thank You!
😉😎
Word.
What $5000.00 check?
$5000 was second place prize for Barracks Bitch.
Old Turd Braxton here might want to go back for the $5k check as I imagine The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress – CEO of All-Points Logistics – might try to screw him out of his hard earned, APL-funded retirement pay. 20 years working at All-Points Logistics and POOF! – nothing.
Phildostyle.
Just an observation.
Uh, first, there was, and I suspect never has been, a bell to be rung upon the completion of Ranger School. Our 1980’s Rangers can confirm. In the 1970’s, upon the completion of the last FTX in Florida, we were double-timed to a formation where our tabs were pinned on. The only pay we received was our monthly pay owed for the last month at the course. In my case it was $415.00 (less deductions), $305 for a 2LT plus $110 jump pay. So, I say what is “unique” is that there was no bell and there was no bonus check for $5K.
Bell? Yeah. No.
If he went, he probably got his bell fucking rung with a KAPOD to the face from his Ranger Buddy, peered and dropped from the course.
Me, I just got the fuck out of there as fast as I could and headed to Taco Bell to start working on getting 25lbs back.
Hated the place.
Yes, it was pretty grim. My class was the first to get to take a six day leave at X-mas, after the mountain phase. When my mother saw me at the airport, she remarked that I looked like I had been in a concentration camp. My response, “I was.”
Why can’t somebodybody out my pos brother who has been rocking the lies for so many years? He has scammed us out of over 750K during his lifetime? He should be rotting in prison where he belongs??? Why can’t somebody please put him in prison. You all know his story, Jonn featured him long ago and he is still collecting his check every month!!! Please somebody put David E Shrum in Prison?????
This loser?
https://military.id.me/stolen-valor/stolen-valor-army-dentist-steals-money-claims-28-medals-he-never-earned/
Yes, that is my scumbag brother, I hope I live long enough to piss on his grave
Willy, that article shows a DD214 and says it is your brother’s, but it includes all his fake medals. Isn’t it true that he never was assigned to Vietnam and never served in combat? Let alone received a Silver Star, several Air Medals, and a Bronze Star?
I found the old TAH article and read that “Doc,” who was never a field medic or doctor, did serve as a dental tech in the RVN but was awarded zero combat awards. He was a REMF who never went outside the wire.
Fortunately, on my tour I had an actual Army dentist clean and examine my teeth.
Watch out, there is a link on that article to the old This Ain’t Hell article that will infect your computer. But all one need do is turn your PC or laptop off and then back on.
Roger. Sorry about that.
Guess Who?
Nice picture!
4 November 2016 from Cook County Sheriff’s Office
https://www.jailbase.com/arrested/illinois/cook-county/braxton-anderson-2016-1104061
He also was arrested on 20 May 2013 with charge 720 ILCS 5 17-3(a)(2) (15962). Perhaps forging a DD214?
https://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/ilcs4.asp?DocName=072000050HArt%2E+17%2C+Subdiv%2E+5&ActID=1876&ChapterID=53&SeqStart=52000000&SeqEnd=53200000
Sec. 17-3. Forgery.(a) A person commits forgery when, with intent to defraud, he or she knowingly:(1) makes a false document or alters any document tomake it false and that document is apparently capable of defrauding another; or(2) issues or delivers such document knowing it tohave been thus made or altered; or(3) possesses, with intent to issue or deliver, anysuch document knowing it to have been thus made or altered; orNo doubt Braxton was a well-greased bitch in jail😱
Anderson said he attended OCS in 1990, CGSC in 1999 and National Defense University in 2007.
Well, guess what. All three Schools have YEARBOOKS.
If Anderson has any Gonads, he should post his yearbook pictures from those three sites.
Course he is NOT going to do it, because he DID NOT attend those courses since he was NEVER a Commissioned Officer.
😎 😉
Private SweetPea Braxton Anderson III claims three Bronze Stars, a Silver Star, SF Tab, Military Free Fall, SF Operator’s Course, SF Officer Course, Merit of Legion Medals, at least two CIB’s ( of the 4-5 he has claimed elsewhere) , etc etc ….. the shit he claims is never-ending.
He claims on Quora, that he saved a general’s daughter from rape, but was beaten by MP’s because they were racist. He also claims to have saved other lives as well….single-handedly ! He is a hero in his own mind !
This punk should have been horse-whipped then drummed out of the Army. If it were not for Affirmative Action, he would never have made E3.
Looks like the pic off his Grinder profile 😮
His High School Yearbook picture. 😎 😉
His other claims…. 😄 😅
Anderson’s Wedding Announcement dated 28 August 1994 from the Jackson Sun (Jackson, TN).
Note in the article that in 1994, he was attending the University of Illinois in Chicago…that he WAS In the Army and was a Property Damage Manager with USAA Insurance Company.
No mention of BEING in the Army, especially as a US Army Commissioned Officer.
His soon to be Wife is the one that received a Bachelor’s Degree in Mathematics from Northwestern University, not Ole Braxton.
She is innocent in this, so her picture and information has been blocked from view.
You nailed his lying ass ….again! Too bad Quora refuses to remove this fraud from their site. Private SweetPea has been exposed & debunked, yet he is allowed to continue lie daily on Quora …..Affirmative Action I guess ?
Gay Ass
Name edited to protect PII. Take the hint.
AW1
😂🐓
Braxton was born to suck
Name edited to protect PII.
AW1
SHIT FLOATS, and that’s the only reason his head is still above water.
OK folks because this is a first and like Commissioner Wretched posting his trivia, it’s going to take some space so I’m going to try to just do individual chunks , and not replies… so as not to mess up the format so please bear with me.
THANKS!
Hey Braxton, (is this the new Brandon?)
LET’S GO BRAXTON!!! (clap, clap, clapclapclap!!, I mean not THAT kind of clap but, who knows in Braxton’s case)
The As(s)teroid of Insults®™
(aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
DANGER CLOSE!!!!
MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!!
Braxton (Second worst name next to Brandon, these days) Anderson (more like “GLANDerson), Phony, Fake, Liar, Fraud, Forger, fuckwit, HEY DICKLESS (SUPER Dickless) WONDER, (“Yes, it’s true this man has no dick!” …**HT to Ghostbusters**) We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker,
His ground screw is loose, You flaccid piece of tofu, broke taint cocksucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, YOU’RE the reason Joe Biden tried to throw himself down the stairs of Air Force One, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Anal ring dome probably left over from bobbing for apples in the porta potty, When he wants to put on some mood music, he has Alexa play Dueling Banjos, Watching this particular dipshit fling his shit story, is almost like watching a pack of dipshits try to fuck a door knob some days, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, It takes a special talent to swallow a beach ball without popping it. he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong,
bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !, Soup Sandwich, 24K shittyassed prick of a candyass primadonna atomic duodenal weasel, if your Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, I hope he chokes to death on the first dick he gets forced to suck in prison , Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, I hope that this dood bursts into flames the next time he takes a shit,
that he suffers the pain and agony consistent with practicing self-immolation and ends up completely destroyed as if he were a victim of spontaneous human combustion, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, I hope you end up in Hell with gasoline soaked boxers, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, What a bag of fetid skunk anuses in the July full noon sun, next to a sewerage treatment facility outside of Newark Airport, New Jersey, And that bag is smoking a cheap cigar that is 50% tire,
the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick, it looks like either the Clothing Sales Awards and Decorations aisle threw up on him, OR, a very localized tornado raged through the BX and he was the sole survivor, Anus tonguing shit slurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, you know what?, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, Up yours with knobs on, lientery steatorrhea,
sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes, Pudwhack, pillock, Saltimbanco, zounderkite, Minger, Felonious Ass Pirate, get bent like a fucking pretzel, I mean, what in the roll tide, only has sex with family after Nascar, butt chugging box wine, mushy meth mouth, mountain dew snorting, corn dog anal injecting, only listens to Lynyrd Skynyrd when making cornbread, fuck, is going on, Fucking less worthwhile, hairier, dirtier and uglier than Hillary Clinton’s taint, if this guy even *had* a woman, or any balls, he’d keep them in her purse anyway, failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butter
If you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, The only thing that he is good for is pulling targets on the Hand Grenade Range, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements
according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth,
sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?,
whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Someone should take your fake shit and shove it so far up your ass that you’ll never be able to wear a cover correctly, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, cock-sucking piece of shit, overused prison fuckboy, Because it’s a hazard to all mankind and it’s my opinion, the sloot you wiggled out of, the gaping cloaca from which your mother excreted you
should be added to the EPA’s Superfund site, and because it’s highly unlikely it will ever be again, habitable for humanity, should probably be sealed up for all eternity, much like the Agbogbloshie Dumpsite in Accra, Ghana, with Chernobyl coming in a close second, tittyfuck cum spatter (Shamelessly stolen and credited, Terminal Lance …https://terminallance.com/2017/02/28/terminal-lance-461-drill-instructor-academy/?fbclid=IwAR36LjF848ATFa879zl5OZ6An7xsUuRL1_-VASzLgdLTI-p5o4g14ylaXE4) and from the Book of Face comments, if I could, I’d shove you back into your mother’s pussy so the doctor can FINISH the abortion, Peter-Puffer, I bet the knobs of all the cocks you’ve ever sucked are shinier than the arse end of a bald eagle in a nose dive!, ncid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Harebrained duckfucker, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand
untreated, festering pus pocket, You’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake, you twink, You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, It’s impossible to underestimate you, Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job, oh wait, you *SHOULD* be ashamed too, because, the more the merrier, You are the human version of period cramps, If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty, You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it’s a beautiful day, you thought you’d be nice the other day and you lent a girl an umbrella, so, that makes the total of girls you’ve made wet this year -1, if you were a trophy at the end of my race, I’d walk backwards, you try to present yourself as a knight in shining armor but really, you’re a loser in tinfoil, if you were ever a teacher, your students would never wear a seatbelt while driving to school, because they’d want to die before ever having to take one of your classes,
you’re what Olive Garden is to real Italians, He has the facial expression of a washed-out panhandler you see at finer Bus Stations everywhere, he looks like Hunter Biden’s stunt double. If he was on Prison Bachelor, he would offer his cellmate his brown rose, you have a chronically, domestically abused, tiny pee pee, this valor poacher thinks he’s so hot and such an intellect, that he gets a semi chub (all that he is able) by his actions and subsequently, is in danger of raising blood blisters on his Third Thumb due to the protracted use of his Special Purpose Magnifying Glass and eyebrow tweezers, You just **HAVE** to have any attention you can get, eh you rabbit fucked, chihuahua, shit-for-brains, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!?!, the only currency he should be dealing with is cigarettes (fags for you Brits) while he’s in the pokey and he is known to be a pack a day smoker of the cock, Sphincter reaper,
That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, Your face makes onions cry, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!,
anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, You have the kind of creepy ass grin like you like slipping in the shower and falling on dicks, you look like the type of guy that trolls the harsh urban streets for rando destitute, impoverished, tainted, desperate dudes to fuck start your face for you, fuck this dude with a cactus, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter,
maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, This twat is gayer than Liberace skydiving ass first into a canyon of buttplugs, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting
Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, Weeping Pustule on the Whipworm Shat by a Flea Plucked from the Hairy Anus of a Noble Bilge Rat, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan,
toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, He never joined Columbia Record Club because he could not afford a penny, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, He is so stupid, he buys matinee tickets at a drive in theater, His erectile dysfunction and impotence is so severe that his continual dick-beating of such pointlessness amazes anyone that is so unfortunate as to be acquainted with him, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits,
pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, you are such a disappointment to the human race, I think I’m gonna have to court your slovenly, unhinged, cow of a Mother, in real life, second only to the character Annie Wilkes in Misery, and then hate slam the psychosis right out of her dirt box, such that another chromosomally challenged creature like you never occurs again, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, this is the kinda guy who’s feet swing when he’s on the toilet, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine, perpetual Turd that just keeps circling the bowl and will never flush, Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt,
you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, This motherfucking guy makes my ass itch, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, spaghetti straw-sized personal organ, real boy babies have bigger nuts, putting the squeeze on this nugatory nut nibbler is not worth the juice, there are ants that are smarter than this dorkwad from the bottom of Poontang Pond, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, is a lying sack of wet doughnut batter,
He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, this fartlump is the human embodiment of a $2 haircut, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, pre-pubescent, hairless ballsack here has all the charm and charisma of a burning port-a-shitter, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem,
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid, Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid, Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, His mother made it be known that he had a Do Not Resuscitate declaration when she would take him for a haircut, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer