“Buck” Thrailkill – Bronze Star, Purple Heart, Desert Storm

| December 8, 2020

The folks at Military Phony send us their work on David Walkup Thrailkill, or better known as “Buck” as he likes to be called.  Buck comes to us from Fayetteville, North Carolina and is 57 years old at the time of this writing – December 2020.

We actually had military records on ol’ Buck for quite a while.  We were just waiting for him to provide a little bit more to send this case over the edge.  He didn’t disappoint, or he did, depending on how you look at it. Buck wore his military finest to a wedding.  On his uniform, he displayed a Bronze Star, a Purple Heart, and the medals one would expect should someone have been in Operation Desert Shield/Storm.


Buck also claims on his Rally Point profile that he was an “18E: Special Forces Communications Sergeant.”


Let’s see what his records say… So, NO Bronze Star, NO Purple Heart, NO ODS medals, and NO 18E MOS supported in ol’ Bucky’s official military records.  Someone has some ‘splainin’ to do.

DISCUSSION and SUMMARY

LENGTH OF SERVICE

Although Thrailkill’s military records support his claim of being retired, he served for 15 years and six months.  It could have been a medical retirement.

MILITARY OCCUPATIONAL SPECIALTY (MOS) CODE

The 18E Special Forces MOS was not supported by Thrailkill’s military records.  Although he appeared to be in a support role, he was not 18E as he claimed.

OPERATION DESERT SHIELD/STORM (ODS/S)

The awards in the photo not found in Thrailkill’s official military records are the ones at the very top – Bronze Star, Purple Heart and the Meritorious Service Medal – as well as the ones at the bottom – the Saudi Arabian Medal for the Liberation of Kuwait and the Kuwait Liberation of Kuwait Medal. The two awards for the liberation of Kuwait that Thrailkill is wearing in the photographs suggest he was in ODS/S. He deployed to Panama in 1989 but had he also deployed to ODS/S he would have a second award of the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal (AFEM).  However, Thrailkill neither wears two AFEMs in the photo nor are two AFEMs supported in his records.


We also could not find the Multi-National Forces and Observers (MFO) medal listed in Thrailkill’s military records, which is also on the bottom row of ribbons that he wears.

STOLEN VALOR

A claim of a Purple Heart medal is in direct violation of the federal Stolen Valor Act of 2013, especially if the claims were used for gain.  State laws may also apply.

Category: Army, Army Poser, Bronze Star, Gulf War, Kuwait, Purple Heart, Stolen Valor, Stolen Valor Act, Valor Vultures

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An Old Arty Sgt

15 years and he’s retired? Had to be a medical retirement. Wonder what happened? No Purple Heart, no ODS no MSM. He served and did his time, why do all this?? Loser.

2banana

Actually, a few times in the past during drawdowns, retirement time in service requirements were lowered (with corresponding lowering of benefits).

AZtoVA

Exactly. Many 15 year early retirements handed out in the draw-down years

John

I was offered early retirement at 16 years with a reduced pension. I declined.

Martinjmpr

1997 was smack in the middle of the big Clinton era drawdown, there were lots of people being offered early outs and early retirements.

NHSparky

1997…possible Clinton era early out. Lots of those between 1993-98.

Sandman

Could be an early retirement, Clinton was passing those out like candy back in the mid to late 90s.

David M Dennis

I pushed the wrong button and reported this comment…..so mea culpa….(hanging head in shame) But as I meant to say…yes he, (Clinton) did, I retired in 1992 after doing my 20 and worked with two guys who took the early retirement and got out after 15 years…one guy was a Staff Sergeant, the the other a Sergeant…..

David M Dennis

Don’t believe he would have received an AFEM for Desert Shield/Desert Storm since we had other medals authorized for that action. I was there and know that I did not receive one and looking at the criteria for award of the AFEM, it doesn’t appear that DS/DS didn’t qualify.

Sandman

No South West Asia Service Medal listed either

FuzeVT

So here we go again. Someone who has enough bona fide bling that some fakers don’t fake as much as he actually rates. That wasn’t good enough, I guess. As a result, he had to take a huge steaming dump on what was 15 darn good years in the army (I agree it was likely medical retirement – all those controlled collisions with the earth aren’t good for the knees, I hear). I say they were pretty good because I assume he had to be thought well of to earn a couple of Army Achievement medals and an ARCOM.

Jus’ shakin’ my head.

MI Ranger

Yeah, while this guy got to play with the “Hollywood” boys, he wasn’t one. He did earn the Military Freefall Wings, and was in the right place and right time (Panama- Just Cause) to have some great stories! So why go full retard and ruin it?
The real question is why claim MFO? And not everyone in the Army deployed to Shield/Storm, why claim the suck when you don’t have to? I got to watch the event from our chow hall, and wonder when we would get called up?

The Grunt

I did a deployment to the Sinai in 1988. I can tell you that the main reason for throwing in the MFO ribbon is probably because most people won’t know what that ribbon is. When you consider the entire “population” of the Army it’s only a relative few who actually have done a trip to the Sinai for an MFO tour. It’s a low ranking ribbon that most folks overlook since it’s so low on the awards chart. I’ve even seen a Navy SEAL wearing one in a pic of him in a dress uniform. Yeah, he didn’t earn it either.

Daisy Cutter

Taking inventory – we’ve had “Mr Bob,” “Blue” and now “Buck.”

Who’s next? “Spanky?”

Mick

I’m betting that “Hoot” will make an appearance.

There’s always a “Hoot”.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Mr. Bob!!!!! I commented a week or two ago when his name popped up that the last story line was that since he didn’t appear with his DD-214 while being transported by SGT Preston of the Yukon and his dog King on the sled that maybe the team was blocked at the mountain pass by snow from an avalanche or awaiting a traffic light with a frozen red signal to thaw out and turn green. The further adventures of Mr. Bob should be made into a Nat Levine Mascot 12 chapter serial

Daisy Cutter

‘Alaska Bob’ is a distinctly different character than ‘Mr. Bob.’

Phonies are like bingo balls bouncing around inside of that air machine. It’s hard to keep them straight until one gets sucked up the tube and becomes the one demanding of our attention.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Sorry Daisy Cutter, got a little confused and forgot the first name monicker of Alaska Bob.

USAFRetired

Perfectly respectable service that he took a dump on.

Ex-PH2

I don’t get it. Never will. What a dumbass.

Keepin' It Real

Is the Paul Teutul Sr. “‘stache” within Army regs?

Paul Teutul

thebesig

One common photo stance among these fakers and embellishers? The Richard Marcinko Rogue Warrior look:

Richard Marcinko Rogue Warrior

2banana

And I don’t get wearing your old greens to a wedding.

Like dude, you are retired, out of shape and have a fu man chu.

Get a suit.

OldManchu

narcissism

KoB

Hey Buck aka David Walkup Thrailkill aka Richard (DICK) Head. Nice cock holster you’re sporting. Framed out well with your unauthorized moosestache. Nice job of bringing shame down upon yourself, the Airborne Army, The Signal Corps, AND the NDSM Brotherhood too. 26Limabeans and SFC D may be looking to have a little “chat” with you. Along with our Brother Wilted Willy. Not real bright to do your sh^tbaggery so close to the SOF and Airborne Troops either. To me, the embellishment of good and decent service is worse that the outright theft of Valor from a non Vet. You, you POS, should know better. Why don’t you just head on back to Lousyana with your banjo on your knee…or up your azz.

SFC D

Oh yeah. Finally got a poser in my beloved Signal Corps! Dumbass had an exemplary record and dropped a large steamy turd on it. I need a TA-312, a roll of WD-1, and this asshat taped into a metal chair. I’m gonna charge $1.00 per person for 30 seconds of cranking. Proceeds go to the TAH tipjar. D’s Cantina will feature an open bar, brisket and ribs on the smoker, MRS D’s mac and cheese on the side, and her famous apple pie for dessert. Fuck this guy. Pretty impressive record for a teletytpe fixer, pissed away.

26Limabeans

WTF kind of Signal guy would shit all over a perfectly good
military career looking like a fucking bum while wearing class A’s?
The phony bling is one thing but disgracing the uniform by looking
like you just climbed out of a dumpster is beyond belief.
Thank you for your “real” service but you need a bath, shave and
an appointment with a private shrink because even a VA shrink would
tell you same the thing.
Plenty of Signal Corps blood spilled over the years. But this guy’s.

KnoWun

I was an SF qualified Signal Puke (25A) before I branch transferred to SF. Before the transfer occurred though I was doing some time on the HQ staff in the 1st AD DISCOM at Montieth Barracks. A non-tabbed CWO3 I inprocessed with was wearing a green beret with a 7th Group flash. I don’t know if it’s the custom now but back then if you were arriving to a new unit from your old one you had a grace period of a couple of days where you could still wear your old unit patch etc. So, this CWO3 still had his SF patches (NO tab) on his uniform along with his green beret. What was odd during the inprocessing was that he was the only person wearing class A’s (complete with bloused jump boots) while the rest of us were in BDU’s. I chatted with the Chief a while and he told me his job back in 7th was running an Electronics Maintenance Shop (EMS) and his was going to do the same thing in one of the DISCOM maintenance battalions. OK, fast forward to about three months later when I had to go over to the DISCOM EMS shop for something. The CW3 wasn’t there, but one of his NCO’s was helping me when another EMS soldier noticed the SF tab on my shirt. Now in a REMF outfit like a DISCOM was kinda rare and the soldier asked me, “Sir, are you special forces?” I reply, “Yeah, but I’m just a signal guy now.” “Cool! Our Chief is special forces!” “He’s what?” I skeptically reply. “Yeah, he’s special forces-he wears the green beret and everything!” he replies with gusto. I’m immediately going to DEFCON 2, “What a minute-are you telling me that he still wears his beret? Even today?” This time the sergeant replies, “Yes sir-he wears it every day.” I couldn’t believe this dipshit was still wearing his beret AND a conning everybody not to mention flat out lying to his troops. Soooooo, I gave his troops a block of instruction/history lesson on the green beret, the… Read more »

AJax

You can still wear your old unit patch while you wait to be processed into your new unit and receive a new patch, I’ve seen it take as long as 6 duty days (when processing into 2HBCT 3ID) and as little as an hour. I think it depends on how large the unit is, how many incoming personnel they have, and whether the unit waits for the soldier to arrive or sends a unit representative to meet the soldier.

Name edited to protect PII.
AW1

Ret_25X

sorry…hit report … sigh

Anyway, he is NOT a Signaleer…he was a 74C…a message center monkey…

No wonder he is out there playing heeeeerooo….

Ret_72/74/31/25...

Dang it…

Hit report instead of reply…

We ain’t all Message Center Monkeys!!!

Ret_25X

true, some 74Cs were also COMSEC vault hide outers.

Bottom line, after about 1995, the MOS was obsolete and most signal units simply had no use for them.

The other useless MOS was 31N. What were we going to do with patch cable jockeys once there were no more patch cables?

So many of our MOSs became obsolete in the IT revolution but the Army still can’t get it’s head around the fact.

SFC D

When I was in AIT as a 31Q (1987 -1988) we were told that 31C would go away within the year. Still got ’em and still use ’em, only thing that went away was RATT Rigs.

26Limabeans

He is sportin the crossed flags on his lapel though.
They could use some Brasso. Make em stand out!

KoB

AAAAHHEEEEMM! Y’all wiggle wagglers needs some poor old dumb dirt digging gun bunnied doggie to shows y’all how to handle this high speed low drag http://www.inherwebz.org equipment? I KNOW that it is a step up from two snuff cans on a stretched out string…and a mirror in sunlight…and some random dits and dashes, but…still. (dodges a thrown galvanic batt-tree, snags a pound cake/fruit cocktail B unit and beats feet…laffing like all hell!)

SFC D

I just need 4 tent stakes, about 10 feet of WD-1, and a little syrup procured from the Hall of Mess. Mother Nature will take care of the rest.

ClawDaddy

OK, here they are:

8340-00-261-9751 Pin,Tent,Wood,24″
6145-00-220-9933 Wire, WD-1

As far as a little bit of syrup, I suggest you get the Maple Syrup Packet from MRE Menu 4/17 — Maple Sausage Patty w/Maple Muffin./s

The Grunt

mother f’er that was some funny sheeit KoB now gimme back my pound cake rofl

KoB

TG, I’ll swap you the pound cake for a tin of peanut butter. I needs something to oil up my breech block. One tin should do it.

The Grunt

I can get you some MRE Jalapeno Peanut Butter but that’s about the best I can find. It’s either that or an original Chicken ala King MRE KoB rofl

KoB

TG, check with SFC D on trading the Jalapeno PB, see if you can get a shot or 12 of Jameson for it. The Chinese Yard Bird? Try Swallowswell for a trade, seems as if he is into to eating Chinese Hens. He actually prefers Sumyounguy Soup, but these are desperate times. Offer him both, he might can get you a sample from Gav’s Winery that’s still open now that they closed all the others…or SanFranNan’s ice cream freezer.

SFC D

I’ll pass on the Jalepeno PB but if you’ve Frankfurters w/bean component available… You know, the ones marked “Not suitable for in-flight or pre-flight consumption.”

OldManchu

“Why why why why why why!”

-Joe Biden

Mason

C’mon man!

FuzeVT

Buck’s a Lyin’ Dogface Pony Soldier™

rgr769

Naw, he is just a lying, dog faced, wire dog.

5th/77th FA

commo rat that reminds of us a situation described in an Old Elvis Tune…or an Eagles hit?

Bonus of a 5th of Jameson and box of seegars to the FIRST (ht 2 Hack Stone) correct response!

SFC D

You gonna believe Buck, or your lyin’ eyes?

5th/77th FA

You halfway there SFC D. I bet I know what half of the prize you want FIRST! (ht 2 Hack Stone)

Here’s a hint…watch out for the cheese!

SFC D

Hey now, careful what you say about wire dogs… You might get a visit from the 69th Signal Co.(Cable construction). At one time it was the largest gang in southern Arizona. Don’t mess with the Dog Pound!

Ret_25X

69th Cable Co. Couldn’t be used for tactical cable, or cable construction because the unit was never well trained or well led….

11th Sig Bde, in its usual incompetence, had no idea how to train or use a cable company so they just ignored them. We all know that idle minds and hands never ends well.

SFC D

So you’re familiar with them! And it didn’t end well. I think at least of two of its members are doing life without parole.

Ret_25X

At least one of their 1SGs got popped in 1997 for something and got replaced…it was an actual zoo.

I remember being told we would have to train them at BIC…3 show up for class out of 6 signed up, all 3 fail to show up the next day. 4 weeks later, all 6 show up to graduate.

Nope, go back to your zoo.

SFC D

I tried to get into BIC most of my career. Finally got to go as a DA civilian. 69th was deactivated in 2010.

OldManchu

Going to a wedding as a guest, yet trying to opportunize the event to make it all about you.

Hack Stone

Hack is thinking that he was the groom.

OldManchu

Ah that makes sense.

He’s still a douchebag though. No doubt Hack agrees. 🙂

Berliner

Or perhaps the bride to be, referring back to that picture at the top. This is 2020 after all.

Old 1SG, US Army (retired)

Hoping to Picklex up some chicks, a bridesmaid or two… that’s how it works, right?

C’mon… man!

Old 1SG, US Army (retired)

“Pick up”

Ret_25X

“picklex” great word!

It sums the goal up well!

Steve Balm

He configured his Facebook page so it no longer allows comments except by his FB friends.

This was after, of course, he deleted all comments about his service claims.

MarineDad61

Buck’s Fifth String Studio page is either blocking commenters,
or it just went broken chain link POOF.
https://www.facebook.com/FifthStringStudio

sbalm

He took it offline, retired it, scuttled the ship, pick your metaphor.

MarineDad61

Banjoist D.W. Buck Thrailkill’s FakeBook musician public page
is wide open for clicks and comments.
https://www.facebook.com/BanjoistBuckThrailkill/

MarineDad61

POOF.
2 down.
Only this page remains…
and Buck cut off stranger comments (but not Like/HaHa clicks).
https://www.facebook.com/buck.thrailkill

MarineDad61

Steve Balm,
Bad news for Fake Buck on FakeBook.
This VG page has now been posted by someone in a
Fort Bragg / Fayetteville PUBLIC Group.
Yes, the type of FaceBook group that EVERYONE can see.

Buck can take down 2 of his 3 FakeBook pages, and
Back can put restrictions on the 3rd, but
Buck can’t hide someone else’s post in a public group,
and the SGM(R) can’t pull the old strings this time.

This is not Buck’s lucky day.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/135325396892073/permalink/1053922935032310

RGR 4-78

Ouch.

Roh-Dog

Dude almost fills block 18 and still has to make sh*t up?!
Unfunkingbelievable.

Keep digging. This dude is compensating for a lack of character (maybe involving farm animals).

MarineDad61

Great feature photo (tongue out).
Thrailkill has several Books of Fake, and Tubes of You.
See the comments on his MP page for all of the links.

Bucky also plays and teaches the BANJO.
I can hear a certain type of banjo music in his future.
Something like this. In fact, a lot like this.

Daisy Cutter

He’s compensating for a f’ed up middle name.

MarineDad61

Daisy Cutter,
Here’s a preview of the likely replacement.

Claw

Doubled down by wearing a 3/16″ Bronze Service Star on the NDSM ribbon.

Bad Dog, Buck. Bad Dog!!

Daisy Cutter

I missed that. Yes, an unearned second NDSM.

We few, we happy few…

SFC D

He had brought shame not only to my beloved Signal brethren, but also the brotherhood of the NDSM. To quote a great man, “It is to weep”.

The Stranger

The Brotherhood is not amused…

A Proud Infidel®™️

He has a record that he could be proud of all by itself, but he JUST HAD TO shit all over it and himself by lying about it!!

Fuckweasel.

Sapper3307

If I remember 1997 correctly the Army was offering large cash sums to get out early.

Green Thumb

How did he get caught?

Running his suck?

Dude appears to be a starphanger. And the uniform appears in order minus the added ribbons.

What a clown.

Claw

Hmmm, interesting.

Buck attended the two week Air Assault Course at Fort Campbell in July 1988.

Yet, no award of the Air Assault Badge listed anywhere.

Wonder why?

tshe

It’s there on his jacket.

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tshe

If that is the right one… not sure.

Slow Joe

He probably failed Air Assault School.

26Limabeans

I’m thinking he failed Ohms law.

Martinjmpr

He also attended MFF school but no MFF wings.

It’s entirely possible that the PFC clerk who typed up his 214 just didn’t put the awards on there, possibly because he didn’t have the paperwork awarding him the badge when he had his appointment to get his 214 done. If he was in a hurry (like trying to take advantage of an early out) I could see that happening very easily.

By all accounts the guy was a stud – E-7 in 15 years, service in JSOC and support company of SF units, jumpmaster, freefall, air assault school, and he deployed SOMEWHERE by virtue of the fact that he has an AFEM. So why he felt he had to embellish an already respectable record is baffling.

Sandman

I have never seen anyone with 15 or more years retire without making sure everything was correct on their 214 before walking out of the uniform. Besides a BS, PH, MSM, are kinda awards you wanna make sure are on your 214.

Sarge

My MSM is not on my 214…not overly concerned though as its not going to make a difference in the civvie world (at least for me).

Jay

Only reason I made sure mine was listed on my 214 was because in the Corps, its so damn rare to see an E-7 get one and in case some smart ass wanted to call me out on it, I could always back it up. Other than that, short of getting it pinned at retirement, and wearing mini medals on time on a suit I haven’t given two thoughts to it.

Tony180A

Not to defend him but there was no MFF badge authorized until 1997. JSOC support exposes you to a world most don’t know exists and to shit on that service earns him a dunce cap in the corner.

5JC

Thats a real shame. First time I have ever seen a phony sporting legit jump Master wings. Got the Bullwinkle too. Damn shame. Might explain why his highest award was the vaunted AAM. Probably always running his suck.

Mason

And military freefall parachutist. That’s a common one of the fakers too.

Martinjmpr

AAM is not his highest award, he has two JCOMs which rates above the ARCOM in precedence.

I’m assuming the JCOMs came from his service at JSOC.

Claw

I also see that Buck is sporting the KDSM despite completing only four months and three days of a standard 12 month tour to Korea before “retiring.”

Claw

And besides, the KDSM wasn’t created/awarded until seven years (2004) after he “retired”.

Mike

KDSM is authorized for award retroactively back to 1954. 30 consecutive days or 60 nonconsecutive days in-country.

Claw

BLUF: He’s sporting 9 more ribbons that the records show.

SGT Ted

You need 30 days consecutive service or 60 days nonconsecutive to get the KDSM. So, he actually rates that one.

Claw

Oops, You’re right. Forgot about that 30/60 days thing. But, does he have a DD-215 proving it? After all, if he hopes to ever being the Commander in Chief of the VFW (like B.J. Lawrence did by parlaying the medal), the KDSM has gotta be down on paper.

Mea Culpa.

26Limabeans

That necktie knot looks like shit.

SFC D

That’s why I always wore a clip-on.

Green Thumb

We had to wear the 4 in hand knot.

Every day!

The Stranger

Buck Thrillkill? What is this clown, a comic book character or some kind of Bond villain?

Ex-PH2

I found something that might interest ol’ BucK: a vidoe titled: The Enlarged Prostate: what every man should know.

Perhaps that’s his real problem….? He just doesn’t KNOW what he should know.

AZtoVA

Looks like he cleaned up his RallyPoint profile at some point. He hasn’t really been active there anyways.

MSGRetired

Why Why Why would you embellish a very respectable career.. WTF

I need to make contact with one of the Admins, if you could please e-mail me ..

Check your email.
AW1

E4 Mafia '83-'87

Again, with the wedding? What is it about wedding that draws these fakers like moths to a flame? Is the chance to strut around? Is the chance to fake it to a new audience? What? At least the couple can edit this faker out their weeding album. The faker grooms are the stories I wish TAH could follow up. Did she find out? Did it last? Inquiring minds want to know.

OWB

What an idiot. And a fool.

It begins with not imagining any circumstances that putting on a military uniform after retiring makes sense to me. I just don’t get it. Others who might – fine with me, but wear it in regs, please.

Meanwhile, what must be wrong with a guy who has what appears to be honorable, bordering on exemplary, service embellishing that service? All he has managed to do is call into question whether his actual service really was worthy of the awards he received.

Pitiful.

JTB

That Stash looks like Goal Post for a Dick….

ChipNASA

OK motherfucker, you just earned a posting on The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (edited so that all posers can enjoy this…I try to do that with all additions)

“That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…”

Congratulations…

JTB

Thank you…I think…!!

SFC D

It’s a major award!

5th/77th FA

The Few… the Proud… the Quoted on the Hemisphere of Insults. Welcome to the Brotherhood!

Ranks right up there with an EARNED NEVER AWARDED “FIRST”, on the TAH Friday Weekend Open Thread.

JTB

I’m Honored..!!!

JTB

It’s that time of year…!!!

ChipNASA

I LOL’d HARD!!!
Fuckin’ LEGS!!!
(Nonner)

Green Thumb

Some dudes like to ride the handle bars, some don’t.

Personal choice.

Mustang Major

Is that a Special Forces tab on his shoulder?

Martinjmpr

Looks like the Airborne tab over the USASOC patch.

He’s also wearing signal corps branch insignia and signal corps regimental insignia (right breast) vs. SF.

Martinjmpr

If this isn’t his favorite band it should be:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Life_with_the_Thrill_Kill_Kult

It’s the first thing I thought of when I saw his name.

Skippy

Shit all Over a awesome service record
Way to go idiot
Enjoy your google fame

Twist

Who the hell steals the MFO medal. I earned it twice and I can’t even remember how many people have asked me what it was.

Twist

I know that many people want the coveted MFO ribbon.

sbalm

From “Buck Thrailkill” comments on MP:

“You guys are absolutely correct. Something I should have corrected. Unfortunately, I had to go home years ago to bury my dad on little notice. Having not been in uniform for several years my wife had to put one together from scratch with the help of a couple of guys I served with in just a few hours and while I really appreciated all their efforts, they got quite a bit wrong. With no time or means to correct on the fly, I went with what I had. Not an excuse, was just the situation at the time. That said, I had an outstanding career with some of the best men you could serve with all over the world, and yes, all while being stationed right here at Bragg. But if you know anything about the units and missions of those units, you also know that you are rarely home no matter where you are stationed. I have never, nor would I ever dishonor them or my service intentionally. Had someone reached out to me about this I would have at least provided my part of it. 100% my responsibility. No excuses. Badges are wrong, patches are wrong, however none of that intentionally. Those guys thought enough of me as a person and a soldier to do their best for my wife and for me in a time of need, and I am grateful to them. I served honorably with honorable men during some extremely hard times back in the 80’s and 90’s. I and will not just sit here without at least having a voice. Again, I should have corrected then, and have since then, but nothing I can do to change what is.

Respectfully, DWT”

Green Thumb

Bullshit.

Any 15-year senior NCO would make the fucking change on the fly or would not wear the shit.

Hmmm, lets see….a PH and campaign ribbons. Yeah. No.

SFC D

Concur. That’s bullshit. Not even quality bullshit.

Mustang Major

Buck Thornhill,

A little advice: Don’t go through life thinking everyone you encounter will believe your BS. You are better off with a strategy of honesty with others. Lies don’t blow up in your face when you tell the truth.

You can start on the path of honesty by apologizing to your wife and us for the BS story of how the extra awards popped up on your uniform.

I recommend that you wear a suit in the future to avoid the temptation of wearing unearned awards. Also, shave off the ’70s mustache.

KoB

“…Oh what a tangled web we weave….”

I, too, toss a bovine excrement infused flag. You just made your embellishing lies even worse you POS “Buck the Suck(er)”.

One thing you can rest assured of Dippy; when your miserable oxygen stealing life down here is over, you can look forward to Warriors led by The Platoon Daddy Himself, SFC Jonn Lilyea, kicking your sorry, lying, embellishing azz straight to Hell so you can enjoy the Barbed Cock of Satan as your Soul burns for all Eternity.

And take that St. Andrew Cross off of the right side of your vest. Truly Honorable Men bled and died for that too.

Mustang Major

“Barbed Cock of Satin” yikes!

MarineDad61

Mustang Major,
Bingo.
Not sure DWT Buck will be here to read your comment.
Also, the DWT comment on MP appears to have gone POOF.
Deleted by DWT, or MP?
Hmmm.

sbalm

Delay in approving it and having it posted, I suspect. It is there now.

MarineDad61

Yes, easy to see (now). Thanks. 🙂

Sandman

BoS says wedding, so now he wore this costume to 2 social events, that we know of.

26Limabeans

Yeah, it’s all your buddies fault.
We have a term for that sort of thing.

Jay

Accidentally mixed a NUC with a MUC….i’ll buy that, its a unit award and who remembers what/where/WHEN they got each one of those friggin things. But slapping a friggin BS, PH, and an MSM on? Yeah, you know EXACTLY what those are.

Asshole

NHSparky

I had a NUC and a couple MUCs from my time in. Betcher ass I remember EXACTLY what, where, and why for each of them, especially the NUC.

Former poster here was with me at the time. It was, shall we say, “interesting.”

sbalm

Amended somewhat with additional paragraph at the end… “Was caught off guard this morning by this report. Having to address in a vacuum is a bit challenging. But here is what I just posted in the thread on your site with regards to my photographs. This was 100% my fault and was my responsibility to correct, but was not done with ill intent, nor profession of anything else. You guys are absolutely correct. Something I should have corrected. Unfortunately, I had to go home to years ago to bury my dad on little notice. Having not been in uniform for several years my wife had to put one together from scratch with the help of a couple of guys I served with in just a few hours and while I really appreciated all their efforts, they got quite a bit wrong. With no time or means to correct on the fly, I went with what I had. Not an excuse, was just the situation at the time. That said, I had an outstanding career with some of the best men you could serve with all over the world, and yes, all while being stationed right here at Bragg. But if you know anything about the units and missions of those units, you also know that you are rarely home no matter where you are stationed. I have never, nor would I ever dishonor them or my service intentionally. Had someone reached out to me about this I would have at least provided my part of it. 100% my responsibility. No excuses. Badges are wrong, patches are wrong, however none of that intentionally. Those guys thought enough of me as a person and a soldier to do their best for my wife and for me in a time of need, and I am grateful to them. I served honorably with honorable men during some extremely hard times back in the 80’s and 90’s. I and will not just sit here without at least having a voice. Again, I should have corrected then, and have since then, but nothing I can do… Read more »

sbalm

The few things that struck me as odd were:

* It was his daughter’s wedding, not his father’s funeral. The one photo confirms that.

* How would his wife know the order of precedence for medals?

* Wouldn’t he have noticed the PH, BSM, and Gulf War medals?

KoB

I’ll go with; “A lying, embellishing Sack of Sh^t for $1000, Alex?”

MarineDad61

I’ll take “Stolen Valor medals” for $200, Ken.

Green Thumb

“* Wouldn’t he have noticed the PH, BSM, and Gulf War medals?”

Uh. Yeah.

Unless he was being medically discharged for going blind.

MarineDad61

Correct me if I’m wrong but…
1. Anyone can get 5-10 years of use out of a $300 suit at Men’s Wearhouse.
2. Buying the suit does not involve overbuying for excessive ribbons,
and then buying the correct oversized empty ribbon rack
to get every last excessive ribbon crammed onto it.

Martinjmpr (below) got it right.
Maggie DeSanti went for high medals + pretty colors.
There is no excuse for slapping the Kuwait/Saudi
Red/White/Green/Blacks on the bottom,
and the Bronze Star / Purple Heart daily double on top.

No less, not bothering to look at it for years
between a funeral, and then a wedding
(and who knows how many parades and ceremonies in between).

This is Les Brown / Elko POW*MIA territory here,
only difference is, Les Brown went for ugly press, then went quiet,
and let his minions of enablers take embarrassing heat
standing up for him.

RGR 4-78

“Having not been in uniform for several years my wife had to put one together from scratch with the help of a couple of guys I served with in just a few hours”

A couple of hours in resale shops would have produced a perfectly acceptable civilian suit that looked good at a wedding or a funeral. And it probably would have cost less than the extra bling.

5JC

Well of course the wife did it. That makes perfect sense. He told his wife a bunch of lies about his service and she believed him and being the supportive saint she is put everything on his uniform just like he asked. If only he could have convinced her to wear the fucking abortion. What a shitheel to make her an unwitting stooge for his stolen Valor. At first I kind of felt sorry for him. Now I really don’t like him.

Fjardeson

These people flabbergast me. Made it all the way to E-7, a damn fine achievement in itself, and a nice collection of awards. Then he takes a big dump all over it. And what is with that godawful stache?

Martinjmpr

Let’s see: “someone else put my ribbon rack together, it wasn’t me.”

Is that number 7 or number 8 on the “Poser and embellisher stock answers list?” I think that’s above “my ex posted a photoshopped picture of me to try and discredit me” and below “I was wearing it as a tribute to my great grandfather who jumped into Iwo Jima with the 88th Airborne in 1943.”

The funniest thing about the “my wife grabbed a random bunch of ribbons and put them on” is that she just happened to grab the MSM, purple heart, BSM, etc. You would think if someone just randomly grabbed medals and stuck them on you’d see an Antarctic service ribbon, a Spanish-American War campaign medal, or an Air Force “I woke up sober three days in a row” ribbon.

SFC D

When it comes time for my wife to put my uniform together, it’ll be easy. Just unzip the bag and stuff my dead ass into it. It’s hanging just as I left it the last time I wore it at my retirement ceremony. I’m willing to bet most of you retirees here did exactly the same thing.

26Limabeans

I have a correct uniform, dry cleaned and pressed, in a garment bag.
The funeral director will make it fit even if he has to slit the back.
This thread just gave me a reason to put a copy of my DD-214 in a pocket.
Never know what God is going to want to see at the gate.

Ret_72/74/31/25

Funny thing…this is EXACTLY what my wife just said with the several uniforms hanging in her closet (retired in 2013)

Green Thumb

I cannot recall anytime in my career that someone put my uniform together for me.

OWB

Ain’t that the truth!

I did once have to ask others to throw my stuff into a duffle bag when we were bugging out and I had to attend a classified meeting while almost everyone else packed up and loaded up. (It was either that or leave it.)

Not buying that “kindness of others” defense.

rgr769

Ditto. I can just hear my wife saying, “how am I going to figure out where this stuff goes on your uniform?”

rgr769

How does someone else mistakenly put a BSM and PH he wasn’t awarded on his ribbon rack? And then he puts on the uniform and he doesn’t notice? Naw, don’t buy it.

USAF_Pride

“ Air Force “I woke up sober three days in a row” ribbon”.

I may be missing a ribbon!!

Martinjmpr

“ Air Force “I woke up sober three days in a row” ribbon”.

I may be missing a ribbon!!

Um, are you SURE you qualify for that one? 😉

NHSparky

I woke up sober as many as 70-80 days in a row.

In port, OTOH, totally different story. Not too often that number exceeded one in a row, and then only cause of duty days.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Here’s a caption for the pic at the top of the post:

“‘Buck’ Thrailkill – you’ve just taken a healthy shit all over your 15 years of Army Service. What are you going to do next?

I’M GOING TO BRUCIES BATH HOUSE (Entrance in the rear)!!!”

Fucking gerbil felching asshamster….

The Grunt

damn Senior Chief why you gotta go all Anti Gerbil like that lmao

HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10

Senior just calls ’em like he seez ’em!

MarineDad61

The Grunt,
Every time I see new gerbil comments,
I always remember the 80s Philly TV news anchor,
and the widespread rumor leak of his hospital visit
for gerbil damage and gerbil removal.
No surprise to anyone,
he later moved to NYC, then Hollywood,
worked closely with Richard Simmons, and then acted in soaps.

HMCS(FMF)Ret, Carry on. You’re good.

ChipNASA

OK, I’m going to pile on here.

I have unclassified film of David “Buck” Walkup Thrailkill here and without further ado…

MarineDad61

So everyone knows…
I am getting belated FaceBook private messages… of THANKS,
from others in BOTH North Carolina (Buck here)
and also Grants Pass, Oregon (“Blue” Steve Maurer),
for joining FaceBook groups in their areas, and
posting the Valor Guardians page link about their phony.

As for Buck here,
(2 PMs with very similar but separate stories)
locals have been trying to expose and nail lying Buck for years.
Worse, he plays the wounded warrior pity card to get himself out of jams,
over and over and over again.

(It feels good to be a FakeBook messenger, so….)

I pass this thanks from my surprise PMs to the group admins,
who make it possible, on 1 concise page,
to let angry locals spread the word around their communities.

Buck Thrailkill is in a new jam….
and he can’t pull the oh woe is me combat hero card this time.
Or, ever again.

sbalm

Buck and Blue, Buck and Blue,
Alaska Bob and Mr. Bob too.

Les Brown is keeping busy sending out gold embroidered invites to the Annual Chili Feed.

All those killer “B”s.

Congrats.

MarineDad61

sbalm,
Yes, yes, yes, yes, and NO (not yet, anyway).

The Chili Feed is an annual February thing,
but there is still NOTHING out there about a 2021 Chili Feed,
on the webpage nor the FakeBook page.
They are cutting it close, unless there is
no more chili feed, with Les Brown on his back.

Irony – The Elko POW*MIA Awareness Ass.
is now holding their meetings at the VFW (Post 2350).
Extra Irony – Plenty of prayers (for Les)
and patriotic posts (for veterans(?))
on Elko POW*MIA’s Book of the Fake.
http://www.elkonvpowmia.org/upcom.html

Green Thumb

No word yet as All-Points Logistics has not sent them sponsorship check yet.

COVID is having an impact of The False Commander “Phony” Phil Monkress (CEO of All-Points) and his ability to swindle the government and American taxpayers based upon his highly dubious and potentially felonious Native American, Law Enforcement and Navy SAL claims.

No money = no support.

sbalm

Truth is like an injection of good poison.

It may not have an immediate effect, but give it a while to work its magic.

Sandman

Still stuck on the funeral thing,, the pictures where from a wedding.

Michael McGarvey
12/09/2020 at 18:59
I am a retired 18Z, E9. I’ve served with Buck in JSOC. I’ve talked to Buck about this. There is a background story you are missing. Buck assums full responsibility for not checking the uniform before he wore it. It was rushed for his fathers funeral. Put togeather by a friend. He never checked it. He owns that mistake. I listened to him having known him since 1987 through now I can and will personally vouch for him as his actions not being intentional. I request you reconsider your actions of posting this without having contacting him first to get the rest of the story. Buck was a special operations communicator at JSOC and in 7th Special Forces Group Support. His service was outstanding. His deployment during the panama invasion where he was a member of my team.

V/r Michael McGarvey, SGM(R)

MarineDad61

Sandman,
Still stuck on the
“contacting him first to get the rest of the story” thing.
Oh, yeah, the “personally vouch”, too.
We (all) know how that goes.

Sad, when comrades from long ago need to confront reality,
that some in uniform aren’t the same gems they once were,
when they live an afterlife out of uniform,
and then slap medals back on again, and again, and again.
These pages are full of them.
And, I met one up close and personal last week.
MMcG should have been there in Chadds Ford, to listen to Mr. Bob.

Don’t get me started
on how many parades and veteran events “Buck” likely attended,
between the funeral and the wedding.

Thanks for posting this interesting comment.

SFC D

“Buck assums full responsibility for not checking the uniform before he wore it”.

It’s too late for that, “SGM”. He’s now responsible for cleaning up the mess.

Martinjmpr

But he didn’t, did he? Even as he “took responsibility” he blamed someone else.

And here’s the thing: NOBODY believes it, nor should they. NOBODY believes that a guy who wears a Class A uniform to a wedding doesn’t check out the ribbons.

NOBODY.

Not possible.

Did

Not

Happen.

Buck knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he slapped those bogus awards on there. And now he’s catching well deserved flak for it. Saying “I take responsibility” while still trying to deflect responsibility is the act of a coward.

Sandman

Things are getting interesting over at Military Phony.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Looks like someone has a serious case of ass hurt over there… sound like another retired senior enlisted that came to the “rescue” of another Stolen Valor shitbird.

tshe

Everybody stand down, Big Dick in the Room… Big Dick in the Room.

It’s entertaining to watch a grown man make a fool of himself while defending a phony. He has passion but I don’t think he’s thought it through all the way.

Ret_25X

As a retired SGM, I have to ask myself a question each time one of my former NCOs or soldiers makes the news: “what reaction would I have had when they were in my unit?”

The answer to that is almost always the right answer now.

Would I laugh off an NCO wearing a uniform with medals or appurtenances that were unearned while still in the Army? No? Then why would I do that now.

Senior NCOs are not in the excuses business. We are in the standards business. That did not end upon receiving a blue ID card.

So, “SGM”, stop lying to yourself. SV is but the rancid cherry atop the shit sundae. If this former NCO is an example of your leadership, perhaps it is time for you to reexamine his value and your perceptions.

Green Thumb

SGM (R) Clown.

Martinjmpr

“Buck assumes full responsibility” “He owns that mistake.”

Um, no, he doesn’t. Saying “somebody else put stuff on my uniform” is not “assuming responsibility” and it is not “own[ing] that mistake.”

Just like saying “with all due respect” doesn’t insulate you from repercussions of saying something disrespectful, saying “I take full responsibility” while blaming someone else for wdoes not constitute “taking full responsibility.”

MarineDad61

Martinjmpr,
Classic line from our 1990 unit activation, stateside,
from a Section Sgt to our new Commander (Major).
“With all due respect, Sir,
you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”
A new Section Sgt was announced the next morning.
SSG All Due Respect never got E-7.
To his credit, he served tirelessly in the Gulf War.

Green Thumb

Maybe Mr. Bob’s folks should have helped him put his uniform together the correct way.

Or vice versa.

Who knows?

MarineDad61

All of Mr. Bob’s folks were young civilian strangers,
with good hearts, but totally clueless on anything military.
Including uniforms. And medals.

HMC(FMF)Ret_87-10

Facts:

a) Rally Point profile clearly states 18E MOS. DD214 & DA201 show 72/31/74 series MOS.

b) Photo in Class “A” shows unearned/ undocumented awards per DD214 & DA201:

– Bronze Star
– Purple Heart
– Meritorious Service Medal
– National Defense Service Medal w/ star (only one documented)
– Southwest Asia Service Medal
– Humanitarian Service Medal
– UN Multinational Force and Observers Medal
– Kuwait Liberation Medal (Saudi Arabia)
– Kuwait Liberation Medal (Kuwait)

c) DAVID ‘BUCK’ WALKUP THRAILKILL states uniform was worn to a funeral but photo appears to be a wedding.

d) DAVID ‘BUCK’ WALKUP THRAILKILL has chosen to claim oversight as the reason for wearing unearned awards but has not addressed the false claim of 18E MOS.

e) DAVID ‘BUCK’ WALKUP THRAILKILL has brought a unique brand of disgrace to the uniform of the United States Army and to all who have served honorably.

f) Anyone who chooses to defend the undefendable has their own dirt to hide.

Sapper John

I wish my ex-Wife upon David Walkup Thrailkill.

Name edited to protect PII.
AW1

A Proud Infidel®™

I wish my ex-Wife upon David Walkup Thrailkill.

5th/77th FA

I see your ex Wife and raise with my 3! Now THAT would be a sho’nuff loser 2 pair hand!

This sissy punk keep bringing sock puppets around we may just have to call down a Time On Target Fire Mission of the Hemisphere of Insults on the lying, embellishing, POS David Walkup Thrailkill or as we now know him, “Walkup the Phuqueup!” and/or “Buck the Phuque!”

Can I get a SECOND and an AYE?

HMCS(FMF) ret

I’ll give you a “DO IT, BAYBEE”!!!

Light his ass up!

The Stranger

Segundo!
Si!
Whatever it takes…
If that E-9 keeps yappin’, give him the Staff Summary Sheet of Shame.

ChipNASA

OK Gentlemen (and of course, I use that tern loosely), sorry for the delay but it’s Friday and I was on a couple of other threads until KoB popped off in the Festival of Lights thread to alert me to the preparation for deployment of the HoI, and *THEN the motherfucker (allegedly) had the *nerve* to go and take the WoT First. Well, good for him and now next first of the month and first deployment of the coveted HoI in a while…the conditions have been met and I quote KoB… “we have had a Motion,(Moi) a Segundo (The Stranger), and a “Do It BayBee” (HMCS-FMF) on the deployment of the HoI. You are cleared HOT…Expend ALL on (T)His POS. OK Folks, we have met the requirements per Roberts Rules of TAH and in an unusual twist, I am going to make an executive decision and after reviewing both threads, TAH/VG and MP, I am going to do something special… Hold. The. FUCK. ON!!!!!! The Hemisphere of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! … David “DUH-vid”, Buck “CUCK”, Walkup “Wake the fuck up!”, Thrailkill “Throat Gel, ifyoucatchmydriftandIthinkyoudo”(…HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, AND in a unique and different situation, because we haven’t had a sock puppet in a long time and because someone decided to make themselves a fucking pest, I am going to invite one RETIRED Sergeant Major (SGM) Michael McGarvey as a guest host of the coveted Hemisphere of Insults®™, because, well, in my humble opinion, he just plain earned it by being a giant dick at Military Phonies ( https://militaryphony.com/2020/12/07/david-buck-thrailkill-us-army-special-forces-communications-sergeant-combat-wounded-purple-heart-blog-of-shame/ ) . Ole Buck here is NOT SPECIAL FORCES, but is a vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being… Read more »

ChipNASA

More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Sphincter reaper, That ‘stash you may or may not have (if you had one) looks like Goal Post for a Dick…. Blower and boffer of balls, Devil of cock gobbling, Bacha bāzī “boy”, Dildohead, cunt giblets (Thanks ASMDSS), If this goose shit gobbling mongoloid were an MRE, he would be Spaghetti and Dick, is a sack sucking semen slurper, nut nibbling nincompoop, and jizz juicing jackoff. This guy, I mean, this fucking guy right here, is the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome as a fucking cross eyed, cock gobbling, 55 gallon drum of cock snot, dumpster fire, nsumbyeotchkizzmyazzwingwipineffoffanbeholdemyfieldofphuquesyouphuquingphuquer, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, his breath smells like he ate a dead man’s underwear, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero… Read more »

ChipNASA

the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, puborectalis spasm, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck… Read more »

ChipNASA

Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus, prepare your anus, karma is going in dry, You are a moron. A window pane licking, urinal cake eating, lying moron, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil… Read more »

ChipNASA

And we finish with….

Roh-Dog

Mine eyes have seen the glory, and it was GOOD!
AFUNKINGMEN!

KoB

KoB wept.

ps; Hey a$$ hamster (my apologies to a$$e$ and hamsters everywhere) I do believe that I was the FIRST to welcome you to your new found GOOOOGLE Fame. As a recipient of the TAH HoI, you can now say you have arrived! Sucks to be you now, huh?

AW1Ed

Echo in here, Proud?
*grin*

Daisy Cutter

A comment posted over on Military Phonies I thought relevant:

Contained in an email received from David “Buck” Thrailkill to MilitaryPhony, dated Thu, Dec 10, 4:23 PM:

“After discovering on Monday night that your organization put together a report about me based on photos from several years ago in which my uniform is clearly incorrect, I was quite devastated to realize that your accusation was in fact correct. No matter the circumstances for how this came to be, it was my responsibility to check thoroughly, which I did not. In fact, the only time it comes out of the bag is usually when I am putting it on for typically a funeral, and in one event my daughter’s wedding (your photograph from 2013).”

Although Michael McGarvey was included on the “To” line of this email, the information seemingly did not catch up to him about the funeral vs. the wedding. It must be like being in the thick of a firefight and realize that you were given faulty ammunition. It is the nature of the beast when you choose to defend someone else’s lies.

(end of comment)

The Grunt

Translation…

I got caught and when I aske my friend the retired E-9/SGM to throw his weight around and get the Admins to remove the post on Military Phonies it failed. This issue is becoming a bigger problem than I originally thought and now I need to cover my ass to bring it back under control.

My opinion is that people around Buck are beginning to see him for the lying asshat he is. His fairy tales are probably being questioned and people are finding out that his tales of derring do are works of fiction and not anywhere close to the truth.

Daisy Cutter

Yeah, I agree. SGM’s bark has turned into a whimper.

Daisy Cutter

Reminds me of a story. A group of us were in a real seedy strip joint, lights low, you know what I’m talking about. This one stripper looked odd. Square jaw, Adam’s apple… yeah, you know where this is going. So after a while, (s)he left the stage and the other strippers rotated being on the stage. A group of soldiers came in – identified by short haircuts and being in a town close to an Army base. They took a table right next to the stage, ordered beers and started hooping and hollering. Well, (s)he had the next spot on the stage and I was curious when/if the soldiers would figure it out. Of course, they were hooping and hollering even louder by now with shouts of “take it off.” Then, they grew quiet and one, and then two, of them, appeared to have behavior to suggest questioning if they were looking at a female. They started nudging each other and tugging at the shirt of the loudest one who was drunk and shouting at the dancer. Eventually, the entire table grew silent. A few started shaking their head and got up to go to another table farther away. Eventually, they all migrated. It took all of 5-7 minutes, definitely well into her second song. This same exact scenario will play out with Buck’s buddies. They will eventually realize that an emphasis on supporting a fellow soldier is noble until that same soldier is spreading BS and now you are caught defending him. Their catcalls will eventually die down as his story changes and their strategy of defending him has to change with his twists and turns. We have often suggested to wives or girlfriends that get out in front of their man that they have an opportunity. Sit your man down, stare him straight in the eyes and say “Listen, I will defend you until the ends of the earth, but I need assurance that you are telling me the truth. I don’t want to find out later after I put myself out there. I need to know… Read more »

MarineDad61

Daisy Cutter,
Incredible. This went from 1 event (wedding),
to 2 events (1 funeral and 1 wedding),
to now MORE than 2 events (multiple funerals and 1 wedding).
And, the wedding was way back in 2013.

Surely, it came “out of the bag” more than that,
for annual Memorial Day PARADES?
And Veterans Day LOOK AT ME?

8 years of this Stolen Valor is now a conservative estimate.
Anyone care to guess how much LONGER than 8 years?
16 years?
You know, once both Iraq and Afghanistan were daily news?

The answer mostly likely lies in archived news obituaries
(after 1997).

Hondo

Late to the party here – 2000+ miles in 4 days (plus an additional 2 days/300+ miles local travel at intermediate destinations) can do that.

Not buying this guy’s “someone else put my ribbon rack together and screwed it up” story. Someone who didn’t know what they were doing wouldn’t get everything (1) in proper order, with (2) correctly-placed devices, and (3) on a ribbon rack of precisely the correct size for what’s there.

Time to man up, fella. Acknowledge the lie and apologize. Quit trying to deflect blame.

Green Thumb

Yeah.

As I posted above, I have never had anyone put my uniform together (though I have had people rip stuff off in inspections) and I have never seen a senior NCO not catch this nonsense before putting it on.

I knew everything that should have been on there.

Old Buck here is full of shit.

ninja

Green Thumb,

I think Buck’s Enabler works out of the same AOR as All-Points Logistics (not Florida…the other State).

If he is the Enabler, he does NOT work for All Points Logistics, but for a Command on an installation located in that State.

If that person IS INDEED Buck’s Enabler, am thinking that it is sad that he would be defending Buck wearing unauthorized decorations on his Army Greens…which I still don’t understand why he wore that to his Daughter’s wedding, because after all, IT WAS HIS DAUGHTER’S WEDDING…and the Limelight should have been on the Daughter, not Buck…

Buck is another Attention Seeking “LOOK AT ME!” with a Narcissistic Personality Disorder who got caught with his lies and “blamed’ it on his wife.

BTW…the MFO is NOT a UN Medal…I should know…I did 14 months in the Sinai and have two of those Medals…The MFO is NOT PART OF THE UN PEACEKEEPING MISSION..

The only way Buck could have been awarded the MFO is if he deployed with the 82nd to the Sinai on a 6 month rotation…Only Buck can tell us…

*Smile*

Green Thumb

Good point about the daughter.

Always classy to not shave either when wearing the uniform, as well.

3/17 Air Cav

The E-9 running point for ole Buck is very similar to the Senior NCO that came on this site to defend “Killer Kallam” same know it all attitude ect. Back in 2015

ninja

3/17th…

Claw is gonna love you for that comment…

Yep, the AWOL 1st SEAC who PROMISED to get back with TAH on Baby Killer Killam…

1st SEAC lives in the same AO as Rick Cayton (rgr769 knows who that is)…AO is the Fort Hood area…

Still chuckling that the 1st SEAC not only wore 3 NDSMs (he did not join the Army until AFTER the end of the Vietnam Era), but also enabled and supported Killer’s claim of being a Vietnam POW…

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=63422&cpage=1#comments

26Limabeans

That was a long painfull read. Before my time as a dickweed.

rgr769

Ahh, Ranger Rick aka “Chicom” Cayton. He and Killer Killam should get together and form their own secret fake Vietnam POW club. Ranger Rick ended his tour in a helo unit as well, since he was kicked out of G/75 when he only had a few months left on his tour. A couple of the guys on his LRRP team wanted to kill him, so he went to one of the division’s slick companies as a door gunner. My favorite part of his POW story is that he was attending the memorial service in Chu Lai for the two men who died under his incompetent leadership, during the same time frame he was supposedly being held as a POW.

Claw

Yep, same deal. Another e-9 comes busting into MP/TAH and says “Stand down, don’t make me whip out my Military Bearing.”!!

Good to know Air Cav is still up and about.

3/17 Air Cav

Claw…….I read every day, however, when I post a comment esp on Vietnam phonys, I dream! Know what I mean? So I try to limit my comments!

The Stranger

Looks like you chose a most opportune time to stop on by!👍