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Jon Ritzheimer sentenced

| December 3, 2017 | 83 Comments
Jon Ritzheimer sentenced

According to Stars & Stripes, Oathkeeper and provocateur, Jon Ritzheimer was sentenced in an Oregon federal courtroom last Thursday for his role in the occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge last year. He wore his Marine Corps medals on his blue suit, which he removed during sentencing, stating that he wasn’t proud of them […]

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Aric Frydberg “We made a deal”

| November 17, 2017 | 40 Comments
Aric Frydberg “We made a deal”

Floridaman Aric Frydberg called 9-1-1 while he tried to evade Collier County sheriff’s deputies when they noticed a marijuana-smell emanating from his car during a traffic stop. According to the Huffington Post, Frydberg tried to flee the traffic stop and, during the ensuing chase, called the 9-1-1 operator to report that he was being followed […]

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Johnny Wayne Agee impersonates secret service, goes to jail

| November 15, 2017 | 50 Comments
Johnny Wayne Agee impersonates secret service, goes to jail

According to the Herald Bulletin, the guy, Johnny Wayne Agee had a disagreement with an official of a local hospital over a medical procedure and decided that he would threaten the fellow by posting a picture of himself with a gun on Twitter. The hospital’s officer got a restraining order against the crackpot, but that […]

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Oh, shut up, Bradley

| November 13, 2017 | 45 Comments
Oh, shut up, Bradley

The convicted traitor, formerly known as Bradley Manning, took to Twitter to honor US veterans on Veterans’ Day; want to support veterans !? ? stop sending us overseas to kill or be killed for your nationalist fairy tales ? we can do better ??? #WeGotThis #VeteransDay pic.twitter.com/seT7Z8jnL6 — Chelsea E. Manning (@xychelsea) November 11, 2017 […]

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A Fobbit’s opinion on guns

| November 7, 2017 | 188 Comments
A Fobbit’s opinion on guns

I love, which actually means “I hate”, how after every mass shooting, Fobbits come out of the woodwork to claim some sort of moral superiority on the issue of gun control. The first one this season is another intelligence analyst named Manning, who, like the other more famous intelligence analyst, is smarter than the rest […]

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Vandalized car report was false

| November 7, 2017 | 44 Comments
Vandalized car report was false

Dauntarius Williams, a 21-year-old Manhattan, Kansas resident reported to police that his car was vandalized with racial slurs and threats. The incident triggered local events which included “discussions” about race and diversity. Until Dauntarius admitted to police that he had vandalized his own car according to the Kansas State Collegian; The FBI assisted the [Riley […]

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Masha Gessen: John Kelly and the Language of the Military Coup

| October 22, 2017 | 84 Comments
Masha Gessen: John Kelly and the Language of the Military Coup

In the pages of the New Yorker, this woman, Masha Gessen, imagines that John Kelly’s speech to the press the other day was a prelude to a military coup; Consider this nightmare scenario: a military coup. You don’t have to strain your imagination—all you have to do is watch Thursday’s White House press briefing, in […]

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Wilson; empty barrel is racist

| October 20, 2017 | 70 Comments
Wilson; empty barrel is racist

The UK’s Daily Mail reports that Francesca Wilson, the Democrat Congresswoman who misquoted the president on his call to a Gold Star widow has “looked up” the phrase that Gold Star father General John Kelly used to describe the member of Congress and she has determined that “empty barrel” is racist; ‘You know, I feel […]

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