RSSTuesdays with Claymore

Tuesdays with Claymore

| January 9, 2018 | 6 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

As opposed to prayer…or pot. Goof? Classy We must politics all teh thingz!! Seriously. Seriously? OH EM GEE THE BOOK!!! Begging amongst the beggars Almost positive this is Bush’s fault Not sure where to go with this one…whoa. O say can you see? O gimmie a break. O shit The Wolff of DUmb Street And […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| January 2, 2018 | 13 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Literally not the way this works… Suddenly concerned about “legalities” Can’t bear it Not a parody account As opposed to the Wookie we had before? A gathering of pussy hats Shame Pouty McFootstampy It’s going to be a fun year AARP says it’s 50 Catch the wave Oh yeah, in case you didn’t know, you’re […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| December 19, 2017 | 8 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Give me my money back, bitch It ain’t easy being cheesy Hating Susan Yeah, this’ll work. Thanks. Well, with that list of facts… Stuck in the 60’s All I want for Christmas… Liberals and their emails …a political eternity. Jill Stein; Trump/Putin flunkie? If only Hollywood were real life Gone to the dogs Blame Alabama […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| December 12, 2017 | 11 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

But not Al Franken? Oh…ok. Moore is less Now that’s a retainer Pro-Franken president? What? Yeah sure…whatever comrade. By being a left-wing propaganda factory? You can call him Mr. President It’s the Muellerpocalypse Well, not EVERY woman They truly believe this Crime and punishment And water is still wet Return of the mothership Did you […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| December 5, 2017 | 3 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Well there’s your first mistake It’s called ‘projection’ Cutting family loose Actually it is It’s like H&R Block for morons Ea Tu Clintae? Groping at straws Right. Wrong. Unemployed? Gay people are more free speechier than you Here’s hoping for good weather Expecto Dumbasso Well, it would make my holiday, that’s for sure Why ask […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| November 28, 2017 | 2 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Bern out Tomahawk chop “Women don’t lie about sexual assault.” Coming to a district near you Just like a Disney movie And just after Thanksgiving too Finally, they put on something worth watching Yes, because it’s doing so poorly Hey, don’t forget Russia! Not this crap again But under Obama, they were super cool? Again…Obama? […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| November 21, 2017 | 1 Comment
Tuesdays with Claymore

From the ‘there’s 67 genders’ crowd Everyone is Al Franken I’m surprised ‘guilt’ isn’t an option That’s what she sued “He wasn’t impeached!” No hell for Manson Because patriarchy “Women don’t lie about rape.” Self-flagellation You’re not progressiving right Chicks, man A Rose by any other name should smell unemployed Broadcast panic Maher’d reputation Ungrateful […]

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Tuesdays with Claymore

| November 14, 2017 | 7 Comments
Tuesdays with Claymore

Teh sadz There are only two things down the middle of a road… Attention passengers Then stop breaking the effin’ law Yeah, y’all should do this for real Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt Not sure. Let’s ask the Venezuelans Don’t be a dick Let not your hearts be troubled Set course for planet […]

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