Phillip Dale Monkress; The continuing saga
So if you missed the drama last night in the post about Phillip Dale Monkress, you didn’t miss much. A couple of us got phone calls last night threatening that we were about to be served with summons. Someone who got my wife’s phone records called one of her friends to ask about my guns, ostensibly to protect the process server. I was told that I should remove my guns from house in preparation for that visit, even though the caller was unable to determine if I owned guns, and then later posted in the comments of this blog that I don’t have a permit to own guns (even though no such permit is required, or available in West Virginia).
Well, why would someone run off the rails like that? I’m just a blogger who has never hid my location in the event that one of these phonies feels froggy and wants to leap. I post publicly available information about people who are deceiving the public, and I always do my best to eliminate Personally Identifiable Information, but all that numbnuts did last night was post PII about me and the others. If you want to know if I own guns, come to the house, chickenshit. You’re in Bethesda, MD and I’m a couple of miles away. Drive on up and find out for yourself.
As I mentioned before, Monkress’ lawyer tried to put pressure on us and some of our commenters, to no available, so they’re trying intimidation, poorly. I’ve done nothing illegal, so there’s no summons coming. His lawyer might be an idiot, but she doesn’t want to look like an idiot in a courtroom. So Monkress has hired a PI in Bethesda to harass and try to intimate us. What they don’t realize is that we have lawyers and PIs, too.
So why would he do all of that intimidation? Well, maybe because he’s feeling the heat beyond his phony veterans stories. For example, this is a cached copy of his company’s About page from last week;
And here’s what it looks like now;
They got millions of dollars in government contracts based on their status as a Native American-owned business. Now suddenly, they’re not Native Americans? While we’re looking at their website, how about the front page;
See that Department of Veterans’ Affairs seal? Well, that’s not legal to display there according to 18 U.S.C. §506;
(a) Whoever –
(1) falsely makes, forges, counterfeits, mutilates, or alters
the seal of any department or agency of the United States, or any
facsimile thereof;
(2) knowingly uses, affixes, or impresses any such fraudulently
made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal or
facsimile thereof to or upon any certificate, instrument,
commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possesses, sells, offers for sale,
furnishes, offers to furnish, gives away, offers to give away,
transports, offers to transport, imports, or offers to import any
such seal or facsimile thereof, knowing the same to have been so
falsely made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered,
shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 5
years, or both.
(b) Notwithstanding subsection (a) or any other provision of law,
if a forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal of a
department or agency of the United States, or any facsimile
thereof, is –
(1) so forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered;
(2) used, affixed, or impressed to or upon any certificate,
instrument, commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possessed, sold, offered for sale,
furnished, offered to furnish, given away, offered to give away,
transported, offered to transport, imported, or offered to
import, with the intent or effect of facilitating an alien’s application
for, or receipt of, a Federal benefit to which the alien is not
entitled, the penalties which may be imposed for each offense under
subsection (a) shall be two times the maximum fine, and 3 times the
maximum term of imprisonment, or both, that would otherwise be
imposed for an offense under subsection (a).
(c) For purposes of this section –
(1) the term “Federal benefit” means –
(A) the issuance of any grant, contract, loan, professional
license, or commercial license provided by any agency of the
United States or by appropriated funds of the United States;
and
(B) any retirement, welfare, Social Security, health
(including treatment of an emergency medical condition in
accordance with section 1903(v) of the Social Security Act (19
(!1) U.S.C. 1396b(v))), disability, veterans, public housing,
education, food stamps, or unemployment benefit, or any similar
benefit for which payments or assistance are provided by an
agency of the United States or by appropriated funds of the
United States; and
(2) each instance of forgery, counterfeiting, mutilation, or
alteration shall constitute a separate offense under this
section.
Like I said the other day, we have someone wandering the halls of Congress trying to get various Congress people interested in Monkress and his company. I’ve also said in the past that I didn’t want to put innocent people out of work at All Points – but that stunt last night pushed me beyond that sentiment. Initially, we only wanted Monkress to admit that he had done all of us veterans wrong by pretending to be something he wasn’t, but he had to double down on the stupid.
He may have threatened my wife and family, but my resolve in this matter has dissipated their fears. So you cowards come out from behind your screens to face me and admit that you have been wrong all along and all of this will stop. By the way, I have more information if you want to keep up this silly game.
By the way, I didn’t post any links to All Points Logistics to protect you from any data they might gather from your visit.
Category: Phony soldiers
Looks like he attempted to break the law of gravity…tried and failed.
And, he is claiming that he is only 64 years old. I have 9 more laps around the sun than he and I look a helluva lot younger, and two people have told me that in the past 5 minutes. I will let Valkyrie and Julie Weir offer their assessments of who they see as “older”, the Gelding or me.
@348.
Word has it that they push calls to lower-tier employees who simply hang up.
Professionally run organization.
Nik @351, looks like gravity broke him instead.
Frankly O – he looks a helluva a lot older than you do.
hahahahaha, I carpet bombed dingleberry Wittgenfeld’s Goggle + account with his Mug Shot.. His ass must still be sore from Bubba. He reported me for spam. He’s also suspended on his F/B account for violating their standards. The month of August isn’t turning out to be the best for the self proclaim chest thumper !
I bet Dullass called the arresting officer a leg or a REMF or some such nonsense, and said officer forgot to remind him to duck his head as we went into the cruiser. Kind of reminds me of a soldier I had who left 3/75(RGR)to go to UMass, and, while there, decided that it would be fun to get drunk and toss arty simulators out of his apartment window. All was well until he told one of the responding Amherst PD officers that, to be a cop in Amherst, she must be a dyke (his words).
Now while I’m not currently privvy to who visits when, were I a betting man, a large percentage of my next paycheck would go towards wagering Psulie-boi has been here at some point today, even after doubling/tripling down on his fucktardery.
Any takers?
Jonn, last night you mentioned that Paul K Wickre found the WV LEO’s on his caller ID because the LEO was trying to get in touch with him to get “his side of the story”. I don’t know how WV laws are but where I live, and for something as serious as Psul did (hacking your phone account, calling members of your family, publishing PII, and finally, threatening to kill or have someone kill various members of this blog by name. There would be no side to the story. A warrant would be issued and he’d be in custody quickly with his due process beginning at that time not before. Maybe you can tell I was a bit flabbergasted by that bit of info.
I don’t like child molestors. I don’t even like those who aren’t but who look like they are. And certain people just look like child molestors to me. Creepy.
After seeing WitLessOnan’s mug shot, I think I now understand why nearly every recent photo shows him wearing a beret.
#359 351BG; while I agree with you, I’m not one to tell the WV State Police how to do their job. I’m sure he thinks after the story I told him, he thinks that there must be another side to it. You know if you guys hadn’t watched it play out here, you’d probably think I was making stuff up, too.
#358 Sparky; 4 times today as a matter of fact.
@360
And the clown suit to boot.
I’d bet he’s a tickle monster.
I bet he has one of these….
[Edited because of the current legal climate]
@348.
A handful of reputable media organizations have attempted to contact Phildo and/or his senior staff to no avail.
It is my understanding that one in particular was forwarded to their “legal department” for clarification.
Not surprisingly, no one picked up on the number provided.
364, Chip NASA.. Well done. The scary thing is, It’s probably true !
@364 Jonn,
Yeah it’s ok someplace else but if you think it’s not cool, yeah, I’ll refrain from posting anything else that could be antagonizing, such as, or as to.
Thanks for understanding, Chip.
@368….Oh yeah, I totally get it.
I wasn’t even *thinking* it could be an issue but yeah, no leaving anything behind for the enemy to use.
Field Strip and destruction.
Or as Hawkeye said on M*A*S*H…”One firing pin from a Howitzer right into the cesspool.”
You know, it’s been two and a half months — June 7, to be exact — since psul the uncool posted this missive: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=30777#comment-856938 and I can completely confirm that not once, in all that time, have I ever been visited by anyone from the police department or the county sheriff of the state police. Not once.
We all know that psul the uncool likes to make threats to try to scare us, or whatever it is he thinks he can do, so it’s kind of fun to go back and read all that stuff we posted after his posts, in the continuing saga of psulie-o the uncoolie-o.
I think it’s rather valid to say that he’s nothing but a bully who started this whole ball rolling, and just didn’t lie it when he found he couldn’t scare us into submission. He’s been so successful at doing that until now.
Whatever will he do?
Oh, yeah — that most recent phone call you got from him, Jonn, with his wife yelling in the background? My guess is that she was yelling at him to get off his fat, flabby butt and go mow the lawn, and while he’s at it, walk the dogs.
I doubt he does much of anything and he’s driving her nuts, too. In fact, I’d bet on it. But that’s just me.
The most telling thing about Dullass’s mug shot if that he is grinning like a possum eating shit. He can’t even accept the fact that he screwed up, he views it as a photo op.
Turd.
Thanks for the reply, Jonn. You hit the nail on the head, if we hadn’t seen this from the beginning we would be skeptical. As they say, you can’t make this shit up…or something.
Ex-PH2: I’m guessing the background screaming was more along these lines:
(agitated female voice at high volume) “Dammit! Hang up now. How many times have I told you to – no! Jesus, don’t say that! How stupid can you be! Just shut the hell up now! That’s too damn close to communicating a thr . . . Oh shit! Here gimme that phone NOW you idiot! Keep that up and you’re going to get yourself in real troub-” [click]
Be great if you could create a read only thread that just contained Psul’s posts gleaned from all the threads. Maybe with a link back to the originals so people could see you weren’t taking his rantings out of context. “The Paul K Wickre Chronicles” would be a great title. That way anyone searching his background ( lets say employers) could get a fast glance at how he behaves, written by himself.
@361 dammit Hondo you beat me to it.
Maybe we should give DW a break. He was only stealing valor and wearing that tan beret because he was so damn bald.
@374, I SECOND THAT MOTION!! When do we get to see it??
#322, OT, Aahh, that’s what happened, I take it they just didn’t want to deal with another one of Paul “Pee Wee Herman” Wickre’s tsunamis of stupidity!! On another note, just a thought, who would be TAH’s “Beavis & Butthead, Phildo & Psul or Dullass & Psul? either way, Psul’s a shoo-in!!
@#376:
Paul K. Wickre for one of them, for sure, but not Phillip Dale Monkress for the other because with his scarcity, he only lets us think he is a douche. Witlessgelding, on the other hand, has kept coming back to prove it to us. Yep, Pauli boi and the over the hill Orange City drunk for Beavis and Butthead.
Duly noted, I assume I was right on the second guess!
Alot of evidence stacking up against Paul K. Wickre. He is digging himself into a deeper hole each time he comes here to pretend to be someone he isnt.
Just wondering if he seriously going to file a lawsuit and think he can win it.
@379 – I doubt he’s going to much more than bluster and bully. That’s his history.
He’s been threatening this and that since he started coming here, and so far, the worst thing he’s done is those threats to TSO, Jonn, and the death threat againsst 30 to 50 of us, which was shortly thereafter 10 to 15 of us.
Besides, it costs money and savoir faire to hire a hit man, and he had neither of those.
@380.
Phildo is a Brevard County Sheriffs Deputy and not only is he going to “have you picked up”, but he will also file “civil fantasies” against you.
No shit.
@380.
Paul (of the Ballsack) is an FBI SA attached to some sort of cyber-harassment unit.
Somewhat unclear.
But he will triangulate you and then have his “men” locate and arrest you.
No shit.
Biangulate.
@2/17,
Huh?
Strong back; weak mind here.
Need help on that one…
GT, they can both go pound sand sideways. 🙂
I want to second two comments on here. First I too would also like to see a post with only Paul’s comments. I understand that could be walking a line of what you shouldn’t do, but it would be very interesting. Second Frankie you are much younger looking than Dullass, more handsome also. But then again I’m partial to honest people with integrity.
You know I can’t decide if Dullass is a dick or an asshole, so I’m just going to call him a taint. Paul also!
@380 Ex-PH2 I know I’m a bit bummed that I got no insults nor death treats .. maybe I need to pick my game up? got any pointers?
If Jonn did the chronicles I honestly think he would have to either do an insane amount of cross-posting or it will take some heavy copy pasting, I believe 3 threads ended up with 2000 posts each?
GT, re: #382, ‘then have his “men” locate and arrest you.’
Tell me, will they show up in a bus named Priscilla and put on a drag queen show?
@388, Lost – Why couldn’t it be done as an e-book on Kindle?
pickwickre peckrewood only goes after people who get his attention, so you’d have to jump up and down, shout, wave, and maybe be the only person on the board responding to him. I think I got his attention because one night, not so long ago, I was up late, the only one awake so late, unable to sleep because Mikey snores and chortles at the same time, and lo and behold! psulie-o the uncoolie-o showed up and tried to diss me, but failed.
I told him he was a boring failure. He couldn’t figure me out.
@390 Ex-PH2 Ahhhh yeah LoL I think I could gather is attention but meh, I don’t even know if he will show up anymore anyway is just that I go crash one day wake up and all the sudden there are 300 posts I think being PST sometimes doesn’t work for me oh well 😛
And if that’s done as an e-book I would buy it so hard my buy button in amazon would just break
I just finished reading Paul’s exploits from the other night. Really how much of an idiot do you have to be to think that we’re the ones who are in the wrong? The only one who has broken the law is Paul. Period! He wouldn’t be bothered by us at all if he just STOPPED coming here. I truly do find it hard to believe that there are people this self deluding in the world. I’m serious this just blows my mind! Why is it so fucking hard for this huge ball of snot to understand that HE is the one who has “ruined his life”? It’s all on him. All YOUR fault Paul! Your’s and your’s ALONE!!
I know you guys know all this most of it was rhetoracle, the rest was to the taint licker himself!
Oh, he’ll be back. He keeps snooping around here. See Jonn’s post re: that, above @363. In fact, I expect a complete, screaming, out-of-control freakazoid tantrum with so many incoherent rants and passages, it would puzzle an archaeologist for decades, some time soon. He’s always hit the days I’ve forecast, so this time, I’d rather let the bitchy boi guess.
I’ve been picturing Paul and Dullass drinking cheap booze together and getting in heated arguments. I can’t stop laughing at all the possibilities. Even better, Paul if you are reading this please setup a webcam for every time you are reading comments on here and replying. If you charge a few dollars for that I’m sure everyone would pay. You could make some good money for your legal defense. Please make this happen.
Lost, if you need something to read, ask Valkyrie how to find my books. She’s been a real help pimping them for me.
One of them has one of his crankypants things in one chapter, but he’d have to prove he wrote it to claim it.
There is a downside. No one would want to see you in your stained underwear or spandex with a gimp mask and a ball gag, so you’d have to wear normal clothes.
@395 I already have them 😛 Jonn was kind enough to forward me the links 🙂 I should reread them 😛 I really really liked them btw!! 🙂
@387 – made me laugh out loud, literally. Thanks!
Been offline a few days doing real work and now getting caught up here.
@353 – Speaking of “lower level employees” answering the phones and then hanging up, Phildo the Monkeyass now has his daughters on the payroll taking and placing calls to customers and processing product sales orders. So he has family members doing his dirty work for him. He probably has unlisted numbers for customers to call so he can get business and keep his doors open.
He has no shame, no soul.
Mr.Bill – Thanks, that’s what I’m here for. That and to annoy the piss outta Paul. 🙂
If they got all drunk and “together” like that, who knows what sort of stuff would happen?