Phillip Dale Monkress; The continuing saga

| May 18, 2013

So if you missed the drama last night in the post about Phillip Dale Monkress, you didn’t miss much. A couple of us got phone calls last night threatening that we were about to be served with summons. Someone who got my wife’s phone records called one of her friends to ask about my guns, ostensibly to protect the process server. I was told that I should remove my guns from house in preparation for that visit, even though the caller was unable to determine if I owned guns, and then later posted in the comments of this blog that I don’t have a permit to own guns (even though no such permit is required, or available in West Virginia).

Well, why would someone run off the rails like that? I’m just a blogger who has never hid my location in the event that one of these phonies feels froggy and wants to leap. I post publicly available information about people who are deceiving the public, and I always do my best to eliminate Personally Identifiable Information, but all that numbnuts did last night was post PII about me and the others. If you want to know if I own guns, come to the house, chickenshit. You’re in Bethesda, MD and I’m a couple of miles away. Drive on up and find out for yourself.

As I mentioned before, Monkress’ lawyer tried to put pressure on us and some of our commenters, to no available, so they’re trying intimidation, poorly. I’ve done nothing illegal, so there’s no summons coming. His lawyer might be an idiot, but she doesn’t want to look like an idiot in a courtroom. So Monkress has hired a PI in Bethesda to harass and try to intimate us. What they don’t realize is that we have lawyers and PIs, too.

So why would he do all of that intimidation? Well, maybe because he’s feeling the heat beyond his phony veterans stories. For example, this is a cached copy of his company’s About page from last week;

Monkress Native American

And here’s what it looks like now;

Monkress not native American

They got millions of dollars in government contracts based on their status as a Native American-owned business. Now suddenly, they’re not Native Americans? While we’re looking at their website, how about the front page;

APL Vet Seal

See that Department of Veterans’ Affairs seal? Well, that’s not legal to display there according to 18 U.S.C. §506;

(a) Whoever –
(1) falsely makes, forges, counterfeits, mutilates, or alters
the seal of any department or agency of the United States, or any
facsimile thereof;
(2) knowingly uses, affixes, or impresses any such fraudulently
made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal or
facsimile thereof to or upon any certificate, instrument,
commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possesses, sells, offers for sale,
furnishes, offers to furnish, gives away, offers to give away,
transports, offers to transport, imports, or offers to import any
such seal or facsimile thereof, knowing the same to have been so
falsely made, forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered,
shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned not more than 5
years, or both.
(b) Notwithstanding subsection (a) or any other provision of law,
if a forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered seal of a
department or agency of the United States, or any facsimile
thereof, is –
(1) so forged, counterfeited, mutilated, or altered;
(2) used, affixed, or impressed to or upon any certificate,
instrument, commission, document, or paper of any description; or
(3) with fraudulent intent, possessed, sold, offered for sale,
furnished, offered to furnish, given away, offered to give away,
transported, offered to transport, imported, or offered to
import, with the intent or effect of facilitating an alien’s application
for, or receipt of, a Federal benefit to which the alien is not
entitled, the penalties which may be imposed for each offense under
subsection (a) shall be two times the maximum fine, and 3 times the
maximum term of imprisonment, or both, that would otherwise be
imposed for an offense under subsection (a).
(c) For purposes of this section –
(1) the term “Federal benefit” means –
(A) the issuance of any grant, contract, loan, professional
license, or commercial license provided by any agency of the
United States or by appropriated funds of the United States;
and
(B) any retirement, welfare, Social Security, health
(including treatment of an emergency medical condition in
accordance with section 1903(v) of the Social Security Act (19
(!1) U.S.C. 1396b(v))), disability, veterans, public housing,
education, food stamps, or unemployment benefit, or any similar
benefit for which payments or assistance are provided by an
agency of the United States or by appropriated funds of the
United States; and
(2) each instance of forgery, counterfeiting, mutilation, or
alteration shall constitute a separate offense under this
section.

Like I said the other day, we have someone wandering the halls of Congress trying to get various Congress people interested in Monkress and his company. I’ve also said in the past that I didn’t want to put innocent people out of work at All Points – but that stunt last night pushed me beyond that sentiment. Initially, we only wanted Monkress to admit that he had done all of us veterans wrong by pretending to be something he wasn’t, but he had to double down on the stupid.

He may have threatened my wife and family, but my resolve in this matter has dissipated their fears. So you cowards come out from behind your screens to face me and admit that you have been wrong all along and all of this will stop. By the way, I have more information if you want to keep up this silly game.

By the way, I didn’t post any links to All Points Logistics to protect you from any data they might gather from your visit.

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Ex-PH2

Seriously, wickre, you dumb, stump-sucking drek, you really need to learn to understand CODES.

You weren’t supposed to be here until Tuesday. And no one believes you were over in any foreign country because we all know you’re too much of a chicken shit to leave your own front yard.

Nik

I really am interested in the little army girls talking back

Of course you are, you unrepentant waste of human flesh. That’s obvious from your inability to stay away from those who have proven themselves better than you.

You lose, puppet.

Green Thumb

Paul (of the Ballsack),

Still claiming your an FBI Special Agent?

long memories

You dont get it you inferiors, I am have, and hold true all my genes and parentage. You are nothings, deserve no interaction with superiors, you women need to be kicked around, you older vets, deserve a punitive money charge for your mouthiness.

If I had the advantage of browsing through your stupid Google records, I would find every weakness in your story. You no nothing, you are broke, you hold nothing, you are just MUTTS And MONGRELS and I am weary dealing with you.

If you had a fucking dime in your famioly, you woiuld not have to had suffer the commonness of joining the military rank, then coming out and owning Harleys and tattooos.

That is all you are, and you will be nothing more.

Blue Collar military low lifes on a paycheck budget of $2k per month. MInd your betters, shut your assclaps and get the fuck out of my way.

EX -PH-2 you litlle military low life female, you are not in my social circles, really not in anything. HOw dare you talk back to your social betters. AS for the rest of you, you can be assured the minute we get your idenitiies, you will be put through the same hell you attempted on me.

Virtual Insanity

#557

Paul,

You got beat up a lot in high school, didn’t you?

Hondo

“I am have”

Nice to meet you, “have”. Give your “famioly” my regards.

But a word of advice: I think you’re supposed to capitalize your name. And weren’t you using the screen alias “long memories”?

long memories

I know who I am you vermin. You are nothing. I have asked my lawyers particualarly to run the “independent newspapers vs. Bridie, break your little fucking code and find your hovels. Then as I rin the boards, bring local defamation suits agist each and every one of you that were smart-alecks and loud mouths.

It will take a little money and time, but as you insult me, my predator sense grows stronger.

Pussy, little blue collar mil-blog nothings with no money and no equity. I will make you squirm

Nik

@557

Yawn. Boring. Same old lies we’ve heard from you before, Pustule.

You know, listening to your drivel one thing is very apparent. You’re not railing against us. You’re railing against your own failures.

You know you’re lying about your supposed wealth and power and pedigree. Your problem is, you’re a nothing. You’re projecting your knowledge of your own inadequacy on people who have risen to a standard, achieved a quality, that you will never in your miserable life achieve. You know you’ll always be below the lowest Private.

So there you sit, bitter and disappointed in your lack of anything vaguely resembling quality.

Well, that and stealing oxygen from people more deserving of it than yourself.

Nik

@560

my predator sense grows stronger.

No, that’s no “predator sense”, that’s the cheap booze kicking in.

And really? Threatening me with a real estate lawyer? Pitiful.

Your claims about us being nothing are exposed. If we were truly nothing, you wouldn’t give a shit what we have said. The truth is, you know you’ll never measure up to the least of us.

The most you can do is steal oxygen.

You’ve lost, puppet.

Ex-PH2

What’s a ‘famioly’? Is that some kind of obscure pseudo-nordic pastry that, like your social status, doesn’t exist?

I just want to set the record straight with you, wickerman. My family is directly descended from Roger de Hauteville, the Warrior King, the Emperor of Sicily. I have family all over the fracking Euro-continent. My family has a long, long history of honorable service to THIS country, going back to serving as an aide to George Washington. And I can prove all of this.

Moi? Lowlife? Doubtful.

I’ve never looked down my nose at anyone in my life, until I met you. You are the lowest lifeform I’ve ever had the misfortune to encounter.

You? You can’t even get your own ancestry straight. Your father was a con man and your mother was typist for a Texas junk yard.

Try harder to find some way to insult me. You do not have what it takes, you bloated whale’s carcass.

MrBill

@557 – “Social betters”? That’s rich.

For someone with a criminal record, who writes at the level of a drunken, retarded eighth-grader, you have a mighty high opinion of yourself.

Frankly Opinionated

Paul K. Wickre, YOU PITIFUL MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER: You are nothing but a fat assed drunk, not fit to wipe the boots of the least of us here. Your claims of class, of breeding, of being of the elite, of rating oneself by monetary values, all rings on deaf ears.
YOU ARE NOTHING, get that? NOTHING.
You are incapable of finding your own ass with both hands, a mirror,and a GPS. We are not hiding, you bloviating PATHETIC LOSER of a bitch. In fact we have called you out, and you are incapable of responding.

long memories

Firwst the mouthy females get it, then on to you you armcharir general Hondo. You all suck so bad, that you will not publish your PII. You jsut sent on the WVA site and never admit or publish your whereabouts

Nakme address phone number you suck pussy breath, infantile, Internet strangers . PU tout your abode and employer, and income so I can ravage you. BTW you little girls, will enjoy ravaging you as to personel touch once I locate your typewriter.

PUt down your street and SSN and Cell phne you chicken shits, mouthy pretend nothings./

You wont even create an identitity, as you fear men like me for very good reason. You would rather yell at strangers over the Internet. Pussy men- and 100 lb 5/4 little women, with no mates, no boyfriends, a few blankets and a pillow.

Send your vitals since you are so bold, you voices in the dark

Hondo

MrBill: he’s the only one who does.

Virtual Insanity

I just keep hearing, “Blah blah, evil, blah, sharks with lasers, blah blah.”

*holds pinkie next to corner of mouth*

Nik

You all suck so bad, that you will not publish your PII.

Oh wait now. You don’t need our PII. You told us you had the NSA working on our identities.

And as it stands, you didn’t offer up yours. We found your bitch ass. So, that makes you one of those “Pussy men”.

And for the record, nobody here is afraid of you. Nobody. We laughed at your death threats. We laugh at them still.

Ex-PH2

Can someone please define ‘rin the boards’?

Or is it just another symptom of wickre’s drunken ramblings at work?

Nik

You know, reading the number of errors per post and tonight’s rapid decent of one Paul K Wickre’s ability to communicate, I have come to a conclusion.

He can’t be drinking himself into a stupor. He’s gone into incoherence too quickly. He must have his cheap booze on a IV drip or something. Stupid fuck is mainlining Thunderbird.

Nik

Can someone please define ‘rin the boards’?

I thought it was a typo and he was offering rimjobs to everyone.

351BG

BTW you little girls, will enjoy ravaging you as to personel touch once I locate your typewriter.

Paul K Wickre, are you threatening to rape our keyboards?Hide your keyboards the derp is going to touch them!

Hondo

Aw, is widdle Psulie-boi getting fwustwaited? Is he thwowing a temper-tantwum?

There, there. Calm down, childish one. Getting that angry is dangerous for someone in late middle age – like you. Given your obvious excessive weight and poor physical condition (I’ve seen your photo), you could easily “stroke out” if you keep that up.

As for PII: get real, dipstick. Only an abject idiot would post their name, address, and SSN in a public forum on the Internet. Not even a nice try.

The fact that you seem not to realize that is telling.

MrBill

@570 – as best I can figure, “rin the boards” is either a new dance or a perverted sex act.

Ex-PH2

‘BTW you little girls, will enjoy ravaging you as to personel touch once I locate your typewriter.’

Am I understanding correctly that he’s threatening us / me with rape?

Locate my typewriter? Does anyone here use a typerwiter to post stuff on the internet? If you do, would you please let me know how you do that? It would save me a lot of work scanning my manuscripts from 1988 to 1996. Thanks!

Just an Old Dog

Paul, we know that YOU are the one who descended from a piece of shit Norwegian hustler who came to this country in the 1850s and almost immediately began committing welfare fraud.
Apparently this greasy disgusting behavior was handed down through generations to you, a lying, cheating cocksucker who is willing to turn over and beg for mercy and offer bribes when you expose yourself as the stupid, drunken sot you are.
I don’t know what kind of super-Ayran bullshit you are trying to pull. Your dad was from Noregian Stock but your mom was nothing of the sort.
Haynes, Bentley, Pallet, Mckinnley, Cannafex, Wren and Catrell aren’t German names dipshit.
The haughty SS bastards you seem to admire so much would spit in your mom’s face, call her a mongrel subhuman and make her orally service them one and all, before they worked her to death or put her against a wall.
The one thing you do have in common with those sick fucks is that you can’t stand the fact that you’ve been soundly beaten by people you consider yourself so much better then.
Just like Hitler you are in Gotterdamrung,,, nervously shaking in a bunker, barking commands and sending orders to units you don’t control.
Everything that’s happened to you you’ve bought down on your own head. Everything you claimed to be able to do you have never done. No LEOs, no FBI agents, no attorneys. Just a fat drunken pathetic sack of shit ranting on the internet.
I could force feed a crackhead an entire scrabble game, and he would shit out better posts then you do.

go fuck yourself, lowlife

Nik

@576

That’s what it sounds like to me, Ex-.

Frankly Opinionated

Paul K. Wickre, YOU MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER: “I could see a small appeasement as to TAH, if you dump the Google links, you would have to come here and agree. Perhaps a small donation to your cause, anonymously, to make it worth your time.”.
So, how did that offer of a bribe go? Guess you might say that Jonn told you to stuff it up your fat ass, sideways.
How long before you pass out tonight. You are not even a full “one trick wonder”, as you always crap out before you establish your point.

351BG

@577 Bravo!

Current Reccolections

Publish your name address, street, city and zipcode along wiht your age, full name and SSN. Send most of it as to tel or Cell, and then we are talking.

If your opinions are so bold, you will publish the way we can serve or locate yyou.

Send your home address, you pussies–even the men are pussies

Hondo

You should use a consistent screen alias, Psulie-boi – we know it’s you.

By the way: WTF is a “Reccolection”?

Nik

You didn’t publish yours, so by your own admission, you’re a pussy.

Get the NSA to find it. You said you were tracking all our identities. Prove it.

Ex-PH2

‘Nakme address phone number you suck pussy breath, infantile, Internet strangers . PU tout your abode and employer, and income so I can ravage you. BTW you little girls, will enjoy ravaging you as to personel touch once I locate your typewriter.’

Well, this is so badly scrambled because he’s drunk as a skunk, as usual, that it’s a bit hard to interpret, but the use of the words ‘ravage you’ and ‘ravaging you as to personel touch’ do sound like an intent to commit felony rape to me. I’ll just print that out and add it to the pile of other printouts with his picture.

Oh, yeah – wickre, if you don’t get that no one here is afraid of you, including me, you’re even stupider than I thought you were the first time you posted your drunken drivel.

Open Channel D

Wikre on liquor.
Karen must have forgotten to lock the cabinet, so he must be on the Purple Drank. I bet the boys in County Jail turned you on to that after they turned you out.

I believe you do have some Nordic blood in you. But the sloping forehead, the pale, flopping jowls and dim, close-set eyes make me think you might also have a little sumpin’-sumpin’ extra in there as well. I’m guessing a North African cruise ship room porter offered your great-grandmother a little of his Gentleman’s Relish on the trip over from Norway. That might be the mtDNA you were thinking of.

Ex-PH2

Hondo, what you added at #548 above – ROFLMAO!!!

Frankly Opinionated

Paul K. Wickre POOR PATHETIC LOSER: What in hell makes you think that we are as damned dumb as you? And what of your claims of having all this personal information on us? What about your “$100,000, make that $200,000” for someone to kill us? In various instances in my past it has fallen on me to locate someone. I find it quite an easy task, and have never, ever failed in a search for someone that I had reason to want to locate. You are so pathetic that you can’t find the local liquor store with out a GPS and a city map app; and you were just there last night.
Have you ever, even once in your life, succeeded at creating anything, anything at all except a big pack of threats based on a alcohol addled mind? Ever make anything? Build anything? See anything take shape at your hands? Didn’t think so.
Give you our info? Not no, but HELL NO! Try to prove that you can make a claim and validate it. Find someone, but be damned careful in making any aggresive moves toward any of us, because our reaction to your aggression will be as if from HELL itself.

MrBill

Your threats to commit rape, murder, and various other crimes pretty much ravage your credibility, as to any possible civil action.

On the other hand, your continued threats do nothing other than bolster possible criminal action, as to your incarceration.

Now, if someone were to seek injunctive relief as to your continued abuse of the phrase “as to”, I would heartily lend my support, as to that action.

Ex-PH2

Still want to put bullet through my forehead, you fat bastard?

Hey, hey, psulie-o the uncoolie-o a/k/a paul k wickre a/k/a the wickreman, still coming after me and my friends with baseball bats?

Just let us know when and where. We’ll leave the light on for you.

MrBill

Folks, this has been vastly entertaining, but now I must turn in, as to sleep. For unlike Psul, I have an engagement in the morning, as to employment.

Current PII

Publish your name address, street, city and zipcode along wiht your age, full name and SSN. Send most of it as to tel or Cell, and then we are talking.

If your opinions are so bold, you will publish the way we can serve or locate yyou.

Send your home address, you pussies–even the men are pussies

We will come pay a call and figureout what you are. Publish or we will find it any way.
Seems one way to shut you up is to ask for hard facts, rather than your bltherering

Cough up your street address, for Me nad My team can come see exactly your point of view. I will be travel and n eed the maps in to eacvh IP address, you nervous neelie quivering cumnstock taint lickers hiding in bathroom

SEND THE ADDRESS YOU WORMS

If not, pussy, low life chicken shit, afraid, no will,

LONG MEMORIES

Publish your name address, street, city and zipcode along wiht your age, full name and SSN. Send most of it as to tel or Cell, and then we are talking.

If your opinions are so bold, you will publish the way we can serve or locate yyou.

Send your home address, you pussies–even the men are pussies

MrGameandShow

LOL who is #591

Playing tough guy.

Now you are threatening people with pushing for PII. Classic stuff.

Nik

Publish or we will find it any way.

Then do it, bitch.

And since we had to dig out who you are, you’re just a pussy, by your own words.

MrGameandShow

Serve and locate as in, lawsuit?

Hondo

Glad you enjoyed that, Ex-PH2. “We aim to please.” (smile)

As for you, Psulie: it’s late, and I’m checking out and getting some sleep. Regarding PII: since you seem to have a problem understanding simple written English, let me make this answer so clear even you will comprehend it:

Have a pleasant night.

streetsweeper

I am so *skeered*…bwahahahahaha! Come on down, Paul I might let you play cowboys n indians on 13 acres. 😉

MrGameandShow

@547 if Money is power. You should pay someone to type out your shit and spell check your drunken errors.

Frankly Opinionated

Fat, quivering blob of drunkenness, Paul K. Wickre, MEGA CLASS PATHETIC LOSER:
You are suggesting a physical altercation of some type. Have you ever mustered the courage to do anything of that nature? We know your threats of legal intervention are for naught, but how about these physical suggestions? Have you pondered the fact that just about anything you threaten to bring upon is, we’ve already faced and defeated? Do you enjoy your little boyish taunting from the other side of the street, ready to run to your porch if one suggests reacting? How many times in your pathetic childhood did you get chased home, to the porch, to hide behind momma who you left to face that which you stirred up. According to you, momma isn’t here to hide behind anymore. Are you ready ready to “bring it” to us?

Ex-PH2

But, but current pii and long memories — you can’t read, can you? You’ve had plenty of instruction on how to find us. You ignored it.

You want more? Tough shit, you fat bastard.

Speaking of entertainment, my next villain is a sort of combination of Dougie Coll—- and paul k wickre. They’re both morbidly obeses, they’re both stupid and self-centered, they’re both chicken shit cowards, and they’re both bullies who like to scream and throw fits and threaten people.

Hear that, wickre? You’ll be FAMOUS in our country club!

Nik

Funny how he has to get a “team” of people to deal with people he calls pussy.

Ex-PH2

Nik, I’m waiting for him to step on his own balls. 🙂

Nik

@602

He’d have to get them back from Karen.

Frankly Opinionated

RE #601 Nik:
Paul K. Wickre the mega class PATHETIC LOSER, likes to use that cool word “Team”. He heard it so much when he was in the rubber room, and just couldn’t wait to have the opportunity to use it. His “Team” at the asylum, was so courteous, as they changed his “depends”, and his white coat with the extra long sleeves. “Team” is a cool word.

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