Robert Slinger; not a retired Master Sergeant
Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Robert Slinger who claims that he’s a retired Master Sergeant of the US Army. He thinks if he can promise government cheese to the ladies from his cleavage-filled Facebook page, that’s the best way to find himself a wife;
“”This is my official United States Army federal government picture of myself at a younger time in my thirty five year military career,,, Sergeant Robert Carl Slinger of the 19th Special Forces Group of Camp Williams, Utah.””
“”Originally joined the United States Army during the Jimmy Carter presidential administration in late August of 1977, first trained as a military Combat Engineer Demolition Expert, stationed in Aschaffenburg, West Germany in mid April of 1978, joined the United States Army 19th Special Forces Group in Salt Lake County in June of 1983, stationed at Fort Huachuca, Arizona in April of 1987, stationed at the Quantico, Virginia Intelligence agency training school in June of 1988,,, appointment to the John Fitzgerald Kennedy S-Q-9 intelligence operations command center in January of 1993, appointment to the National Security Agency S-Q-9 intelligence operations command center in April of 1997, appointment to the American International S-Q-9 intelligence operations command center, appointment to the local field office of the S-Q-9 intelligence operations center located at the historic Fort Douglas 96th A.R.C.O.M. Army Reserve Command in Salt Lake City, Utah in August of 2007,,, and the remainder of my career in the United States Army is now a sealed military record at the John Fitzgerald Kennedy S-Q-9 intelligence operations command center.””
“”Retired from the United States Army on the day of Friday, 09 November of 2012, and now I am just “”another”” on call retired military consultant, retired American military veteran, retired American military intelligence analysis for the brand new American President Donald Trump administration, but only as a military consultant for counter terrorism operations.””
“”This is my official United States Army federal government picture of myself at a younger time in my thirty five year military career,,, Sergeant Robert Carl Slinger of the 19th Special Forces Group of Camp Williams, Utah.””
Yeah, he’s a real secret squirrel. He was with 19th SF Group, briefly, He was active duty for three years 1977-1980, and once again for training for 3-and-a-half months as an intel guy at 19th SF, but that’s not an official photo – I don’t know of any official photos in which the subject holds a Colt Woodsman .22 pistol. I didn’t get a leather wingback chair, either. I always had to stand.
I doubt that Donald Trump will call on him for some advice on counter-terrorism operations.
According to the NPRC, that’s the extent of his active duty – 3 years and 3-and-a-half months. His NGB-22 says that he left the National Guard in 1999 (not 2012) and that he was a combat engineer Sergeant E-5 (not a Master Sergeant E-8) assigned to 1457th Engineer Battalion in 1993 – that he had 22 years of service in the active Army and National Guard;
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
At first glance, was happy that at least we finally had one not claiming special, whoopdy doo, super secret status. But alas, I was wrong again.
Sure wish the Air Force took official pics of Master Sgts seated in comfy chairs. But, I want mine with something a bit more intimidating than what he’s holding. Mybe there’s a bazooka available in the Bay area.
That “official” photo is indicative of being a few cans short of a six pack. His mugshots are more fitting of an outdoorsy type… as in sleeping next to a dumpster fire in the SLC, Utah outdoors.
Even if you can’t find said Bazooka I’m sure that Robert Slinger will blow somebody like one out behind The Blue Oyster!
So…..leather wingback chairs and fake tree’s were the Official DA photo standard back in the day, huh?
I must have missed that.
He’s the world’s most interesting man
He looks more like he’s only half an inch away from screaming and shitting his pants!
LMFAO!!!
My thoughts exactly…LOL!
First thing that went through my mind too.
I concede defeat…Robert Slinger is definitely more interesting than me
Nah! He’s the world’s LEAST interesting man.
A,d a pencildicked meat gazer to boot!
Are you saying he’s “small caliber”, API – just like the handgun in that fake “official” photo? (smile)
He’s a .22 short
Stay thirsty my friends, I’m retiring
I love the pistol in the photo. Nice touch, actually.
I imagine he carries it for protection, you know. When someone challenges him to a duel over a woman or such (more likely bad debts). Probably sleeps with it under his pillow, too.
I am sure he made a lot of super-villain enemies in his “Felix Lighter”days.
Tool.
More like the “Least Toughest Man in the World”. I wonder if his counterpart and partner in the fight on common sense and intelligence is sitting off camera to the right sipping on a glass of port: Stephen “Cio” Burrell?
Toolbags.
Aaaah yes, the 4th most dangerous man in the world. I wonder what he’s up to these days?
His chin in balls…
That sapper has one dapper photo!
TURD BALL!
The Dapper Sapper….I like it!
Dapper Sapper Turd Slapper?
Dapper Sapper Turd Slapper, Shit Slinger…
Oh, and did he mention “single” for all you single girls out there?
Dapper Sapper Turd Slapper Pancake Flapper
Keep it going!
Dapper Sapper
Turd Slapper
Pancake Flapper
Fap Fap Fapper
He’s a Bad Ladies Trapper who is a Rapper for the Crapper!
https://youtu.be/1_rII783lD0
Super-Dapper Pecker Slapper?
Dapper sapper masturbation saargent fudgepakker specialist
Poopchute commando
Diaper dipper
Where is the “cleavage filled Facebook page” snapshot?
You’ll have to click over and see the pictures for yourself. I’m confused as to how he thinks that posting pictures of scantily-clad model-types is supposed to attract women, but there it is.
Heavy Chevy can learn some attracting the ladies tips from this guy.
That’s his DA dream sheet…
He should have said he was still on active duty… he’d have better chance of finding a dependapotamus
Poor judgement on his part, poor judgement is a common theme with his actions. His posting hot women on his wall, his dating advertisement trashing his ex and going fruity, represent him being his worst enemy… Him working against himself.
COL Ken Crotchrot’s Jeep Driver?
Sheep Diver?
If he gets desperate enough he may “drive” some sheep. In some larger herds there are likely some purty ones.
These is a better picture of him courtesy of US Marshalls in Utah:
http://www.findmugshots.com/arrests/robert_carl_slinger_id_37772574.html
(falls down laughing, scares cats)
Nice job! What was the cause of his arrest? That’s the ticket!
He certainly has fallen down on his grooming and appearance standards since his 007 look alike pose as a buck sgt.
And is he barred from possesing the Woodsman?
Man, that’s worse than Nick Nolte’s famous DUI mugshot! Guy looks like he’s just had the run of the BTJT Deli and no shower… ug!
Link credits US Marshall Service with his arrest. Must have been a fugitive of some sort. Felon in possession of a .22 cal Colt Woodsman?
Actually looks more like a Browning Challenger II, similar, but no exposed hammer.
It also could be a High Standard .22 with a 6 inch barrel, the Poorman’s Colt Woodsman. It does not appear to be a Woodsman.
The photo appears to have been taken prior to the later mugshots, so he may be safe from any repercussions there.
The guy’s a real catch!
http://www.utahsright.com/chargesprofile.php?id=1496192
Here you go ladies, for your dating consideration, Robert Slinger, phony retired Master Sergeant:
Additional information for your consideration:
http://www.utahsright.com/chargesprofile.php?id=1496192
Robert Slinger, phony retired master sergeant, was charged with the following:
* Threat of violence.
* Violation of a protective order.
Robert Slinger, phony retired master sergeant, was found guilty of the following:
* Retail Theft (Shoplifting).
If this guy could get credit for experience, he’d have a masters degree in poor judgement. 🙄
Five Foot Nine? I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!
Damn. That FB page is eye opening – in a scary way. Until TAH, COPS, and Live PD, I had no idea there were so many nut jobs like him living around us. Dude is unhinged.
And another great picture of the “Slinger” courtesy of Utah taken in 2014. What a Ladies Man. NOT
http://www.standard.net/Jail-Mugs/2014/10/25/SLINGER-ROBERT-CARL
“my face and my body has hardly changed at all” he says.
Hahahahahahahaha
Mason: You nailed it!😉
You guys are geniuses! The entertainment alone is worth the laughter you generate!
Dude looks like he’s on some serious chems….if he’s convicted of a capital crime and given the death sentence, I don’t recommend the gas chamber….”oh, man, turn that valve all the way…that’s some good shit man…”
He looks like he’s straight out of a Cheech and Chong flick!
He looks like a skinnier Ron Jeremy.
Ain’t nobody gonna harsh his mellow.
Is that a hearing aid in his ear?
Oh man…that fake ass James Bond pic is GOLD!
Indeed!
1000 yard stare?,,,,,,,check
Porn star stashe?,,,,,,check
squirrel killer in hand?,,,,,,check
comfy leather chair pose?,,,,,,check
Conclusion: legit as a MoFo!
He’s got that 1000 yard stare down like a boss. That is one seriously bad dude, there. The chicks dig that stuff, especially when side-by-side with a picture taken at the time of arrest. What a toad.
Stolen Valor, yet another example of it being the rancid cherry atop the shit sundae.
His NGB-22 indicates that his enlistment was terminated in 1993 so that he could transfer to the Active Component. Did the FOIA come up with any AC service after his release from the UTARNG?
Nope. Just the two DD214s in the post.
Well, this explains all his Photo Ops taken courtesy of Utah Law Enforement. And he is still rocking the mustache in those recent photos as well:
http://www.utahsright.com/chargesprofile.php?id=1517361
Hmmm. Violation of Protective Order. Isn’t there someone from Fla in the Tidewater area hoosegow for the same thing?
sj: Now that there is funny…😉
🎶”It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas”..🎶
Oh! Whatta guy! Retail theft and threat of violence!
Speaks volumes about ROBERT SLINGER, doesn’t it?
He sure has been an outstanding pillar of his community – NOT!!!
Almost reads like a parody account.
Yah, but is he scoring with the chicks!! That’s all that matters…
Well, let’s make sure that any ladies of any time of day have a solid chance to find out what ROBERT SLINGER is really like before they fall for his whine and storytelling gig.
Let’s see, according to what I’ve see so far, Robert Slinger has been arrested for Violation of a Protective Order, Shoplifting and Communicating a threat.
What a cute little pistol…
LOL, ” I don’t know what it’s called, I only know the sound it makes when it takes a man’s life” (Tropic Thunder)
Gotta protect yourself against those soda cans and squirrels.
Atleast its not a Norinco knock off Woodsman
Just checked out his Facebook page and clicked on his “friends” list.
Holy crap! Talk about a “target rich enviroment” for IDC SARC! 😉
Although there’s little doubt this guy’s an embellisher and a weirdo to boot, there might be a little more to his military record that NPRC didn’t come up with. The Army White Pages at the HRC website lists a Robert Carl Slinger as a retired Staff Sergeant. Sure, it’s possible that it’s a different guy, but given that HRC lists only 13 Slingers, the odds of there being another Robert Carl Slinger are probably not high. Might be worth asking NPRC if they’re sure they’ve provided everything.
Did you check the super-classified S-Q-9 records? 😉
Sorry, I let my Illuminati membership lapse so I don’t have access. 🙁
WHAT ARE you going to do if they issue Illuminati Order #66 in the meantime?
I’m afraid there’s no choice – I’ll need a double-sealed Emergency Order of Reinstatement from the Trilateral Commission.
Will a 27B/6 suffice in the meantime?
Make sure you get approval before they have their tri-annual meeting at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as…”The Meadows.”
Good thing, otherwise for security reasons they’d have to cut your head off and store it in a GSA-approved security container. 😀
Most the ladies on his page are half his age and are probably scammers looking for a sugar daddy to send them $$$$.. He deserves what he gets..
If that’s the case then I wish my ex-Wife upon him.
If that was Bruce Campbell in that first image, just lounging away in that chair, I could accept it. Bruce is debonair.
This clown is not.
And more importantly, Bruce is 1-cool AF, and 2–doesn’t take himself too seriously.
Neither of which bullshit Slinger here can claim.
I used to believe that. Then I read his two books (“If Chins could kill” and “Hail to the Chin”) and was suprised at just how anti-gun and military he was.
It really was a case of “You should never meet your heroes”.
Bob the Shit Slinger finally woke up.
Facebook blasts are being purged as we speak.
SARC, you better get here fast!!
The targets of opportunity in his FB Friends are leaving in droves.
This cat is next level nutjob. Reading through his Facebook postings gives a good insight on crazy desperation.
Whoa, I just noticed that he was at the intel school at the same time as me (April through August 1987.) I was also a 96B but he would likely have been in the prior service class (which was separate from the IET class I was in.)
I do recall seeing a few guys in the prior service class wearing green berets, he must have been one of them (at that time, support personnel in SF units did wear the green beret so in that sense the beret is “legit” in that it was an authorized part of his uniform at the time.)
(Heavy sigh) another SF support guy who decided to shit all over his service with a bunch of BS. As for the James Bond picture, would any actual female human do anything other than laugh hysterically? The only thing missing from that photo is a vodka martini (shaken, not stirred.)
Numbnuts.
That photo is cropped…on the floor next to his foot is a fifth of “Ole Teutonic” cheap peach schnapps and a soda straw
He looks like a serial killer. Creepy
This is an interesting case/read about him that discusses his National Guard time/weekend drills and pay
https://scholar.google.com/scholar_case?case=7577778076433006865&q=SLINGER+V.+BD.+OF+REVIEW+OF+INDUS.+COM%27N&hl=en&as_sdt=6,47&as_vis=1
Very interesting. Seems the UT department of labor and employment decided not to press criminal charges against him for fraud. I guess they figured the civil penalty was enough.
Had they done so, no way would he have ever qualified to be a 96B.
That MOS requires the ability to receive a TS/SCI clearance, which a fraud conviction would prevent.
He may have lost some money but he dodged a bullet, big time.
Having said that, I wonder if this would have shown up on his background investigation? It’s been over a decade since I did my last DD398 (or whatver they’re calling them now – SF86, I think) but I don’t remember any specific questions about civil actions. It appears that the action taken against Slinger for defrauding the people of the State of Utah was civil and administrative in nature.
My first reaction was – sure it does! Then, reality kicked in and I have no independent recollection it is does in fact count against a clearance. Sure seems like it used to, though.
Mumble, mutter. CRS today. Must need more coffee. Yeah. That’s it. Caffeine – NOW!!
Thanks for the link. It confirms he was a fraudster and scammer back in 1984. The decision affirms that he misrepresented his income so he could collect unemployment insurance payments to which he was not entitled.
He kinda resembles Saddam Hussein. Wonder if he used Saddam’s posing catalog. And he’s the last of the Mohicans that will save you ladies! Unfortunately I remember having fruit cakes in the military when I was in, that would talk miles of shit. Scary
I wonder how many corncobs he stuffed up his ass before he sat for that photo? He’s grimacing like a meat gazer banned from the Men’s Room!
I make a motion for Robert Slinger to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.
Robert Slinger – *PTUI*
Second.
Well we have a request and a Second. Do we have an AYE vote?
I’ll go and get started.
Aye!
Annnnnnd we’re off.. Hey Robbie Bobby Booo Shit Slinger extraordinaire …. That’s not a 1,000 yard stare you have, it’s a “who me? it’s my turn in the barrel?!? OK then” look ….you sorry dumbass. Enjoy the fame, cuntosaurus Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Robert “Bullshit” Slinger NOT Special Forces ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, Poster-child for abortion, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion. You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer,… Read more »
Not to mention “pud-knuckling pus-nuts” as well!
Adding this…
sucks farts off of subway seats
Holy crap on a cracker! Nothing screams desperation like prophesizing the end of the world in order to get a date! Whats with the Memorial Day heading plastered on his photo? I thought Memorial Day was a day of remembrance for those that had fallen defending our country?
I love it that his profile picture is in a “frame from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library”.
Imagination alright! Can’t make this shit up.
With a chair like that I would have worked up to Grand Fleet Admiral of ta Air Force uniform and real armeeer-y gun.
The scrubbing of his FB page has begun. You might as well deactivate it Robert. Better men than you have gone the scrubbing route and it always ends the same.
But…but…if he deletes his FB page, how will all the hot wimminz know his cell phone number?
Robert Slinger?
More like bullshit slinger.
I could NOT stop laughing at his Facebook page (number edited by me):
“”I have No problem with a “new” woman calling me from a Blocked cell phone number,,, mine is; 3xx-2xx-0xxx,, no texting please.””
1-800 Dip Shit
LOL what a desperate dude…
First secret squirrel I have seen with a squirrel gun.
Also, He said he retired on the 9th of the month. I think all Army retiirement effective dates are the last day of the month. Of course, you don’t have to go that deep into his BS to know he is BS.
He wants people to call him. Link is acting wierd, but I screenshotted the post.
https://postimg.org/image/3vf30d0or/
If only I could go back in time and warn people.
Win !!!!!!!
Today’s winner of the best meme
🎉🎉🎉🎉👍👍👍👍👍
When I saw that photo, I wanted to puke. Then I read his Fakebook page. Slinger is apropos for him, since he just keeps slinging it higher and deeper. Back in the mid-70’s there were a number of weak sisters like this guy in the 19th SFG(A). We had a Major who managed to get his whole B-team captured during our AT UW exercise.
That AT wouldn’t have happened to happen at Orchard Training Area (near Boise/mountain home) in 1989 or 90 would it?
Naw, it was in the Uintah mountains near Heber City, UT in the 1972 to 1975 timeframe, IIRC.
Ah. My first ever AT was at Orchard in 1991 and we were briefed to take it seriously, because OPFOR (Red team) sure did…a previous rotation they had captured an SF command team and support element.
I guess 15 years is still a previous rotation right?
IIRC, the B-team in question was holed up in a house in some town and did all their radio transmissions from that one location for over a week. Anyway, bad opsec and decisions by their commander got them all rolled up.
Now I know why so many phonies can’t punctuate properly – Slinger used up all of the commas.
He claims that we’re jealous of his pretend life now.
Yeah, I am especially jealous that I don’t look like him now, as shown in that mug shot of recent vintage taken by the U.S. Marshal Service. We are all likely as “jealous” of him as we are of Ol’ Bernasty and the rest of the DRG.
The Dreams of the Delusional.
Sounds like a bad Cheech and Chong lp
Nope. Not a bit of jealous of any part of his life, pretend or real. ‘Cause, ya know, we can not only use commas, we knows hows ta use ‘postrafixits; semi’s; pairunthetics; and gots us them colons, too.
Oh, and real MSgt stripes as well. (The earned and issued type.)
The Army always retires you on the first day of the month except when medically retired. Idiots like this always miss the little things.
No, I don’t think that’s right, cause my retirement certificate and DD214 both say 31 December.
You are retired on the last day of the month and then placed on the retired rolls effective the first day of the next month.
I stand corrected, you are right. The date on retired rolls is the first of the month.
Yes, Sir, that all has to do with the change-over from active duty pay and allowances to the retired pay you will be receiving.
It’s all to keep the DFAS civilian bean counters gainfully employed./smile
Yep, I’m dropping my retirement packet and between trying to figure out my terminal leave dates, permissive TDY dates and clearing dates,its been driving me crazy.
I’m AGR so I have that whole retirement points thing to figure out as well. No wonder HRC wants the packet 9-12 months out. 🙂
That’s actually reasonably simple, swormy. Take your Total Retirement Points and divide by 360 (not 365), then multiply by 2.5%. That’s the percentage you’ll get of your high-three average (or your final pay, if you’re one of the few “old farts” still serving who first entered military service before they changed to high-three average).
One potential pitfall: when you end your RC service, you’ll elect either discharge or to go into the retired reserve. Think very hard before choosing discharge over movement to the retired reserve. Electing discharge could end up being quite costly.
If you elect discharge, your retired pay will be calculated using your high-three average as of the day you are discharged, using the pay tables in effect at that time. If you choose to go into the retired reserve, it’s calculated at age 60, using the pay tables in effect during the 3 years immediately before you begin receiving your retired pay (typically ages 57, 58, and 59). Due to future pay raises that’s almost a lock to be more than it would be if calculated today.
Only downside is that you technically remain subject to recall while in the retired reserve. But if the US is a desperate enough situation to need to recall retired reservists, hell, I’m guessing many if not most TAH readers who were physically able would be volunteering anyway.
Thanks Hondo, I’m actually in the final pay category (barely), no high three for me.
I’m looking forward to the next phase of my life, if you would have said to me 38 years ago when I was looking to enlist that will still be doing this I would have asked what you were smoking. 🙂
With this talk of the “end of the world”, and subsequent claims of still having access to the National Guard, many would dismiss him as a conspiracy nut. But, Robert Slinger, phony retired Master Sergeant, isn’t satisfied with just shooting his foot just once. He goes on to trash his ex-girlfriend, calling her “stubborn, withdrawn, depressed,” and that she was married and divorced three times, and that he would never again get involved with a woman that smokes. Robert Slinger, phony retired Master Sergeant, spoke volumes right there. He told any woman reading his profiles that he’s the kind of guy that blames others for his demise. He also told them that he was judgmental. He also promises them future conspiracy whack job stories. Many of these women would know somebody that was a conspiracy nut, and would know the circumstances surrounding those individuals’ lives. Also, his trashing his ex-girlfriend, while not explaining his contribution, tells these prospective girlfriends that if they get involved with him, they will go nuts and he would drive them up the wall. He’s better off not talking about his ex-girlfriends. His disclaimer, about helping his ex-girlfriends and friends, does not do him much good when he does not explain his part of the problem. Robert Slinger, phony retired Master Sergeant, claims that he’s searching for a long and loving relationship, after describing that he had a long and loving relationship with a woman that he is now trashing. This is on top of what others have pointed out here, to include not proofreading his work. His advertisement reflects poor judgment, others here have linked to sites that hint at his poor judgment in the civilian world. Going around and claiming to be something that Robert Slinger, phony retired Master Sergeant, isn’t, is further poor judgment. I wouldn’t be surprised if his display of poor judgment prevented him from having the kind of career that he could probably lean on. Thus, attempting to inflate his military experiences to make up for his being a loser in real life. I wouldn’t be surprised if his not… Read more »
Fraudster, liar and bullshitter. I’m also guessing that ROBERT SLINGER loves inspecting two-holes, felching furry four legged creatures and has diend at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD-FAMOUS Cockmeat sammich) numerous times in his pathetic life.
Robert “Bullshit Bob” Slinger eat shit and bark at the moon you lying cocksucker!!
“Marshall Law”? Really? (chuckle) (gigglesnort) (GUFFAW!!)
Marshall Law? Isn’t he the guy who took over for Matt Dillon when Gunsmoke ended? (smile)
I would prefer Peavey Law myself
In uniform sitting in grandma’s parlor chair looking like someone is pouring him a Brandy.
Stand up and face the music you POS.
From his Facebook page. I checked that cell number. He lists it on Instagram also.
“”After the completion of my thirty five year military career with the United States Army in November of 2012 my full time retirement has allowed me many possible opportunities.””
“”I can always be called at my personal cell phone number of; 385-230-0323, and I do Not like text messages at all.””
“”I am looking, I am searching for a woman who is younger than forty four years of age with blue eye’s or gray eye’s or green eye’s, taller than five foot seven inches tall, and with long straight hair of any color.””
“”My very unhappy relationship with my stubborn girlfriend Melissa is now totally finished, she is now out of my life,,, I am now ready for a new life with a happy joyful beautiful single White Utah woman who will be happy with the secure life with me that I have to offer to a happy joyful beautiful single White Utah woman who will be happy as my new live in girlfriend.””
Guess he’s a scammer looking to scam other scammers. Most the females on his page are fake.
I thought that but I think he is just a headcase.
Dude is really fucked up in the head. He responds to messages with quotes for some reason. He seems to think Ragner Lodbrok is his great great great…whatever.
Dude is a psychopath looking for a “live-in girlfriend”, minus dating part. I guess he kidnaps or wants to hold some chick hostage.
I still wish my ex-Wife upon him.
Ole Slingers defense to Jonn and other guy on facebook is pure comedy.
Slinger: “Go mind your own business”
I wouldn’t expect much from this guy but more lies. Since he is wiping his fb clean and saying its foolish to post public information about his career.
nevermind, coward went into hiding…deleted facebook page
I still see it. Maybe he blocked you?
Dude is NUTZ!
No, he is not NUTZ. I am NUTZ. I also received thousands of write in votes in last year’s Presidential election. I am the one (or is it two), the only…..DEEZ NUTZ!
Yeah he must have blocked me for liking Jonns comment. LOL!!
One would think that being a MSG and spending 25 yrs active duty, he would have more than one pic of him as an E-5 sitting in a overgrown chair.. Nothing posted HE did claim being in group…right?
Actually SGT, he claimed 35 years…but hey, what’s 10 years in the life of a poser.