Clayton Douglas; phony Vietnam Veteran
This fellow Clayton Douglas is a Truther who is a huge conspiracy theorist. You can find his podcasts on YouTube if you want.
He describes his time in the military in vague terms. “I enlisted for Vietnam”. “I enlisted for Special Forces training”. You can hear him say it at 3:20 in this video.
By the way, back in the day, you couldn’t enlist for Special Forces. A soldier had to be an E-5 Sergeant and 21-years-old to volunteer for a special forces assignment. There were no privates getting an enlistment contract for special forces in the early 60s.
Actually, he did enlist – a year before we had combat troops in Vietnam, and he was an Initial Entry Drop – he spent three months in the Army and he was on the street a year before Marines landed on the shores of Vietnam – the Vietnam Service Medal only recognizes service in Vietnam after July 3, 1965 and he was back on the Block on June 1, 1964.
He won’t say it, so I will; Clayton Douglas is not a Vietnam Veteran. So after someone knocks that cap off his head, they can clip that cootie-infested pigtail, too.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Another loser who couldn’t complete basic training…
Another Legend in his own mind.
A number of years ago, When we had Saturday breakfast at a coffee shop, one of the members invited his friend to dine with us. The guy sits down and I see he is wearing an Air force base ball cap that had the Vietnam embroided ribbon on it. I asked him what year that he was over there. He said that he did serve in the AF but did not go to VietNam. That was the last time he wore that cap when he was with us.
I’ve mentioned here before my Coastie neighbor who did that too until I had a come to Jesus with him. Hell, he barely left the county much less CONUS. Not that many Coasties in the Viet of the Nam.
“Uh, I was with the Green Berets. Special Unit Battalions, Commando Airborne Tactics, Specialist Tactics, Unit Battalion. It was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name. Agent Orange. Agent Orange, that was me.” –Eddie Murphy, Trading Places
That was really a funny movie, I especially loved the part where Jamie Lee Curtis showed her tits! She still turns me on, that is one fine looking women!!!
And yes, I would hit that!!!
Hey! I was in Sang Bang Dang Gong too! 😀
Motorcycle: Check
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1898106886883969&set=pb.100000540283887.-2207520000.1512410409.&type=3&theater
Doo-rag: Check
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=127959050565437&set=pb.100000540283887.-2207520000.1512410422.&type=3&theater
Dog: Check
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1919157578112233&set=pb.100000540283887.-2207520000.1512410409.&type=3&theater
Thousand yard stare: Check
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=113445992016743&set=pb.100000540283887.-2207520000.1512410436.&type=3&theater
Hairnet: Hairnet?? Check
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=847476741946994&set=pb.100000540283887.-2207520000.1512410409.&type=3&theater
Yup, he’s a legit Viet of the Nam vet. /sarc
RE: Hairnet
Somewhere out there is a lunch lady that is out of a job because he took it.
No wonder my pizza squares in elementary school always had hair in them.
And seriously, what idiot thinks serving pizza with cold green beans is a good idea?
But… how much Cream of Sum Yung Guy can he down? I’m guessing he’s a pro at it.
“I enlisted for Vietnam”.
I enlisted for America.
I thought I was standing in a soup line…bus took me to fantasy island.
De plane, de plane
He sorta sounds like Karl Childers… of “Slingblade” fame.
Except Karl is probably more intelligent than this fucktard.
Yep, he does kinda sound like one of those people who has to say the word out loud when he pulls up to a Stop Sign.
Dumbass. Couldn’t even make it to the Gunga Dan line (111 days)before he was booted.
Douglas came close to making the Gunga Dan line with 105 days service.
But there is an extra day thrown in there due to 1964 being a Leap Year.
Julian Date Calendars don’t lie.
French Fried Po-tater’s…..mmmmmmmmm
Cocksucker.
Hey guys, at least he didn’t claim to be a SEAL? It is already Monday afternoon and we haven’t seen our first phony SEAL yet this week? What happened Jonn, have all the Tupperware SEAL’s gone underground??
I wonder if he’s related to this guy:
Clayton Douglas was a Basic Training washout back when one really had to be a bed wetting limp dick to be kicked out thus I make an official motion for Clayton Douglas to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.
I’ll second that motion.
Boy you guys are chompin’ at the bit today.
Do we have an “AYE” vote?
Aye, Aye.
And I say that just to piss Cynthia off.
C’mon Cynthia. Don’t do your replies in the Face Book section.We need some Sock Puppet action down here in the regular comments.
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Holy shit, where’s the Tylenol
Hey, Baby Ape Shit Breath, little jimmy wants his conspiracy theory back.
I’m adding this to the Wall of Insults®™
COMBO!!!!
“Holy Baby Ape Shit Breath”
😀 😀 😀
HOOOOAH!
I’d have to ask how come he washed out so quickly? He done got hisseff a li’l ol’ sharpshooter’s badge, but ended up on the street. If he was a draftee (1950 to 1973), he had to really step on his own crank to be shown the door. Therefore, it is justifiable to issue the Wall of Insults.
I so second the motion, and may the Dogs of War take a wee on both of his pants legs (while someone has a camera).
Ex, he wasn’t a Draftee. His Serial Number has a RA (Regular Army) as the first two digits.
If he was a Draftee, the digits would start with US.
Glad to know that. Thank you, Claw!
I just wondered about that. I think my brother got his draft notice in 1970 and went to Fort Dix, NJ, because I had to drag – er, drive. Drive! – his girlfriend and her two besties out there in 1971 and then went to visit a friend of mine in Virginia to go foxhunting. But he only had one year of AD, and then went into the reserves.
But he does wear his ballcap at a jaunty man of the world angle…seems however he’s just a trailer park “non” vivant
The ballcap is fine; his head is torqued.
Y’all just need to give poor Clayton Douglas a break. Dude, this was the 60’s. With all the drugs and free love it’s hard to remember anything from the 60’s.
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I got some of that 60’s free love. Problem is the sex and accompanying social disease cost me fifty bucks.
It’s hard to imagine anybody listening to the entire two hours of Clayton Douglas, and… his…real…slow… webcam…delivery, unless there’s a proscribed dose of Thorazine involved…
Sock Puppet Alert!! (from Cynthia) in the Face Book comments section.
Bring it on! We love Sock Puppets.
She says he didn’t say he served in the VoftheN and then mentions the hat on his melon that says he is a VoftheN vet.
I can’t follow that. Hope she’ll come here and splain it.
This is one of those “A picture says a thousand words” deals.
But for him all those thousands of words are lies.
Cynthia?!?
Oh, it’s not the one I know, thank the sandworms!
Come on, Cynthia, do your worstest. I have more time dusting the light bulbs in my room at Great Lakes than yo’ boy has in total service. Get over yourself, Tootsie. I sure hope you’re not giving him money.
Hell, I have more time sitting in a “poop coop” in the Middle East than her boy has total time in service.
I ‘spose the sockpuppet isn’t gonna come over to this sandbox to play.
Oh well.
Too much dribble
Perhaps Ex-PH2 or some other Shakespearian/Elizabethan scholar can fix this up:
He that never served shall live this day, and see old age,
Will ever on the eve of Veterans Day sneak a feast at Denny’s,
And say “To-morrow is Veterans’ Day.”
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his tattoos and his scars,
from falling off his motorcycle,
and say “These wounds I had from Viet of the Nam.”
Old veterans seldom speak; yet all heroics shall be concoctèd,
And this poser shall remember, with gross advantages,
What feats he did not do that day. Then shall true names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words—
POW, LTC Moore and Ia Drang,
CIA and sniper, Green Beret and Navy SEAL —
Be in their flowing cups wrongly rememb’red.
This story shall the poser teach his son;
And Veterans Day shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But this poser’s feats shall be false rememberèd-
None few, not enough few, that band of buggerers;
For he to-day that supports lies with him
Shall ne’er my brother be; for he is e’er so vile,
This day shall demean his condition;
Posers in America now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not really there,
And hold their manhoods cheap while others speak
That joined honorably with us upon the field that day.
jsf, I think the poem is just fine as it is.
No fixin required.
I’m sure someone could riff on the ‘manhood cheap’ (and tiny) part but I kinda like it as is. Have to wonder whether Cynthia has considered the logical fallacy of enlisting “for Vietnam” before we sent anything but advisers.
Hack enlisted for Desert Shield. To beat the crowd at AFEES (What is ow known as MEPS), he enlisted in 1981.
I agree with Claw.
Amen Ex and Claw, I think it is just fine the way it is. I almost wish I had my pos brothers email, I would send it to him!!
As an English teacher I’d give that one an A and read it to the class.
“…band of buggerers…”
Dammit, I hate having cola come out my nose!!!
Dude.
I remember my older brother’s two tours in Viet Nam. Anyone else use the MARS system to call loved ones in the combat zone? I remember my old man knew some trouble was going down, and used his HAM connections to get it so my Mom could talk to him. He hadn’t sent a letter or call for 2 months, and he was pretty punctual. Still remember talking to him using “over” and “out”, or when he was home between tours and headed back, thought he was going to be late for flight back from O’Hare. Mom calls them, “you will hold that plane!” and they did. Patriotic back then. Hate to think what they’d do today.
I used MARS to talk to my wife after Desert Storm.
I used MARS to contact my then wife (first) when I was deployed to Somalia.
We had to use “over” to let the other know that it was their turn.
I’ve heard that the convict formerly known as 89963 requires the use of “Over” in conversations.
You forgot to say, “Over”!
Roger.
Huh?
More like Bend Over, over.
In the Army, we had a phone system that we used to use. I can’t remember the name for sure, but I think it was something like the AutoVonn or something like that? Do one of you old Army guys remember what they used to call their phone system?
Yeah, Willie, it was AutoVon and in the mid 70’s in Europe it was a real humdinger.
In order for me to call to our sister Army ADA Battery at Hahn AB from Bitburg AB, the call had to be handed from an Air Force operator over to an Army operator and the call had to be routed from Germany to England and then back to Germany.
The pisser to the deal was Hahn and Bitburg were only 35 miles apart.
Automated Voice Operated Network, replaced by Defense Switch Network. When Hack worked down at Quantico a few years back, he worked with another contractor who happened to be a retired MGySgt from the comm filed. At least twice a week he would ask Hack “How do you dial DSN?” And Hack would reply “The same way that I told you last time, 91.”
I ran the MARS station in the 3/82nd and then ran calls from Korea to CONUS. Lots of great and sad things happened in those calls. “Honey, It is important that I tell you ….” Band drops and the call is gone. Have to wait for APO mail…around 3 weeks each way.
SJ………….our MARS station at Phu Loi was hit by a rocket attack just as we cleared the flight strip. The guy running it never knew what hit him! Typical Vietnam story. Wrong place at the wrong time!
A MARS “station” in the Viet of the Nam, at least out in the boondocks of the Au Shau Valley, was a Collins KWM-2 High Frequency (HF) radio in a small sandbagged tent. If you were lucky, you had an amplifier. HF frequency propagation was a science and iffy thing. Some days the only frequency bands that would work were at 0200 and would only last for a few hours. Other times it was 1000. There was no TO&E slot for a MARS operator or equipment…BG Bolling sent me to Saigon to “procure” our equipment. Glad CID wasn’t around. It was an additional duty from Signal guys…I want to say O5C’s, but I could be wrong. I as an Signal officer made it a point to know the systems so I and the off shift O5C’s would fire up the Collins when the bands were open. Troopers would line up outside the tent. Troopers from rifle BNs on R&R had first in line. In most cases we would put out a “CQ” and HAM’s in CONUS would reply and we would start running calls as fast as we could while the band stayed up. These calls were often uplifting and often very depressing.
Later while I was in Korea, and Norfolk I, as a HAM, completed calls from the other end.
I’ll just chime in here so the three of us can have a little mini reunion by computer message.
Never got anywhere close to having MARS capabilities to talk to anybody back home in Indiana while I was over there.
Did however send back and forth recorded cassette tapes a couple of times to the family. Mom was extremely happy to hear my voice after seeing on the TV news that report of the 101st Chinook crash on 28 Nov 71 that took 33 lives. Especially after I told her that a Chinook wasn’t the kind of helicopter I was flying around in over there.
My uncle sent back little reel-to-reel tapes – the best technology available in 1967. I was 12 and thrilled to get the tapes.
From a sound standpoint, 7″ reel-to-reel is only outdone (barely) by CDs.
Sadly, the size and PITA of rewinding is what doomed them.
These reels were about 3″.
Way back in the day, Columbia Record And Tape Club had the option of reel to reel tapes. Hack gleaned that information from perusing 1960’s vintage Playboy Magazines (for the articles, of course).
I joined the Navy in 68 to avoid the draft. The Army sent my draft notice to me while I was in boot camp. I beat them at their own game … barely.
Sj, I used to monitor MARS on RTTY 45 baud, 170 shift or 75 baud 850 shift if I remember on my Universal M-8000 Comm terminal which were made in Florida. The guy stopped making them and I heard that the USAF bought them up to use on certain Aircraft. Some where over the years, MARS switched over to the ALE mode I believe. Any truth behind that???
Still used it on ship when we deployed to Somalia in 93/94. We had five minutes and it was 0130 when I got to talk with the wife.
In contrast, 2004 on the roof of our building in Ramadi talking with my folks on a sat-phone when we started getting mortared. Still remember telling my mom how badly the cars backfired in Iraq when she asked what the noise was.
Same here, used MARS during Somalia deployment (also shipboard), I was lucky to get to her in the afternoon local time (theater). Used phones and Internet during Iraq deployment (Samarra).
I don’t know what the system is they are using now, but my d-i-l loves the fact that she can talk to her hubby while he is deployed.
FB messaging does pretty good as well. But he keeps OpSec.
It’s like that with any communications from the theater, or elsewhere.
Cynthia Havins: Who the hell are you Scott Hughes.
Scott Hughes it is a real deal veteran, unlike Clayton Douglas, the phony Vietnam Veteran. He, along with the rest of us, enjoy hammering people like Clayton Douglas, the phony Vietnam Veteran, Google hit.
Cynthia Havins: Before you print your hate filled dribble you should read to what Clay ACTUALLY SAID, you idiot.
Before you demand that anybody read something before they print something out, you should read the above article to include who the author of said article is. If you did, you’d notice that Jonn Lilyea authored this article on Clayton Douglas, phony Vietnam Veteran, Google hit.
Cynthia Havins: Where did he say he was in Vietnam?
In the linked video:
“You can hear him say it at 3:20 in this video.” — Jonn Lilyea
Cynthia Havins: He said he enlisted FOR Vietnam. He did not say he was IN Vietnam, now does he?
He can’t even say that he enlisted for Vietnam when his time in service happened before Vietnam. He is making a statement after the fact. Others have witnessed him claim that he was a Vietnam Veteran.
Cynthia Havins: And as for knocking the cap off his head. He would SQUASH ANYONE who tried!
If someone knocks his cap off of his head, the only reaction that Clayton Douglas would give is fear, followed by him waddling off. I doubt that he would squash anybody that tried to knock his cap from his head. However, your “Internet tough guy/gal” stance is noted.
Cynthia Havins: So, you idiot, you should go back to elementary school (which was probably the highest grade you ever reached) and learn how to read
You need to do is you preach, your response is not related to the article posted above, and based on Jonn and others’ observations here, your understanding of what you read regarding the article/response appears off target.
Cynthia Havins: before someone knock YOU flat!
With laughter as they listen to Clayton Douglas make his phony Vietnam Veteran claim, as well as make his other claims.
Sounds to me like Clayton “Cynthia Havins” Douglas is still having some issues from the sex-and-drugs lifestyle.
Didn’t have much of a brain to start with, and cooked most of what (s)he had.
“issues from the sex-and-drugs lifestyle.”
Things like that make you ponder why Clayton Randall Douglas is an AKA of Willie Horace Helms Jr and why he left (or had to leave) Fort Worth bound for California, then to Arizona, and is now back in Mineral Springs.
One step ahead of the law? Your guess is as good as mine.
This the same Willie Horace Helms, Jr.?
https://www.courtlistener.com/opinion/2408087/helms-v-state/?
Sure sounds like it.
Two pounds of marijuana wrapped in 16 plastic bags? Sounds like he was a dealer.
Although it’s now 45 years after the fact, I’m thinking Willie AKA Clayton needs to get his ass back to Fort Worth and get some “veterans legal advice” from Michael “Killer” Killam there at MHMR of Tarrant County.
Maybe the 1st SEAC will vouch for him, too.
As well as with choosing to be with less-than-honorable losers suck as this tool.
Clownette.
Maggot.
Ain’t no phony like an old phony!
You could enlist for SF during the late 60s early 70s. The original SF babies.
There is a link somewheres to a radio show he did.
If you can get through all of the bullshit stories about what a child genius he was, he says he got booted for meningitis or some shit and was put out on the street by the Army when he was 17.
I could barely listen to his bullshit.
He is a raging Conspiracy theorist and a fucking anti-Semite to the max. His face book fans comment with anti Jewish rhetoric and he eats that shit up.
I am a small percent Jewish by blood only and this pig pisses me off.
OY VEY, another anti-Semitic shmendrik?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ClayDouglas/comments/799zvt/clays_real_name/
This has some awesome material.
For someone that’s reported to be capable of knocking someone flat or squashing them, Clayton Doublas, phony Vietnam Veteran, phony veteran, Google hit, is sure afraid to come down to the comments section and show his “toughness”. 🙄
Hey Clayton Douglas…..you’re a fuckin liar you piece of shit!!!
My brother in law gave me a Secret Service hat from work and I wear it all the time, but that doesn’t mean I am claiming to be in the Secret Service.