Peter Toth; US phony walting in Canada

| November 18, 2017

Our friends at Stolen Valor-Canada are working on the case of Peter Toth of Red Deer. He’s claiming that he retired from the Marine Corps in 1985. When they contacted him, Toth sent this discharge;

Aside from the obvious misspellings, the Commandant of the Marine Corps in 1985 was Paul “PX” Kelley not whoever signed that obvious forgery. I don’t know why there would be a “serial number” on the discharge, it is the wrong number of digits and serial numbers haven’t been used since the Vietnam War.

Toth is wearing the POW Medal. He also claimed that he was called back to active duty in 2005 to act as a sniper for the Marine Corps, because the Corps didn’t have enough shaky old men to miss their targets in Afghanistan.

The Corps doesn’t remember him being on active duty in 2005 or 1985 for that matter;

According to the Red Deer News;

In a Facebook conversation between Stolen Valour and Toth, he claimed to have served in Kandahar Province and “Hazbollah.” Hezbollah, as it’s properly known, is a political party in Lebanon, and is considered by several nations including Canada and the United States to be a terrorist organization.

When Stolen Valour questioned Toth further about his Purple Heart, he claimed to have been shot in June 2005 in Afghanistan. However, Stolen Valour points out he previously claimed to have retired from the USMC in 1985, before any conflicts involving North America ever took place in Afghanistan.

You know the names of every surviving POW of the Afghanistan conflict – Bowe Bergdahl. In case he’s claiming to be a POW of the Vietnam War, DPAA hasn’t heard of him either;

He’s also claiming to be a Master Gunnery Sergeant (E-9), I would think someone of that rank would know that no one has sewed rank on the sleeves of their Marpats ever. Nice Sniper Tab, though;

To prove his innocence, Toth bailed from Facebook after his conversation with SV-C.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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HMC Ret

Claiming he caught the PTSD in 3 – 2 – 1 – BOOM

Ex-PH2

I think Apone could make mincement out of him.

Redacted1775

Looks like General Hagee’s signature. He was CMC from 2003-2006, never mind the fact this douche weasel looks like he robbed an Army/Navy surplus store.

AW1Ed

Hazbollah. Isn’t that near Macho Grande?

A Proud Infidel®™

I’ll never get over Macho Grande, the thought of that place puts me in Airplane mode!

Eggs

And don’t call me Shirley.

UpNorth

Excuse me, stewardess, I speak jive.

charles w

Do you like gladiator movies?

Ex-PH2

I do! I do!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

propsguy

Give me Hamm on 5 and hold the Mayo.

Eggs

Scraps is a boy dog, isn’t he?

Grrrrrrrre

just some feller

Don’t panic. On the belt line of the automatic pilot is a hollow tube; now that is the manual inflation module. Pull it out and blow on it.

AW1 Tim

The Red Zone is for loading & unloading only…

NHSparky

Don’t start that, “Red Zone” shit with me, Betty.

propsguy

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

Wilted Willy

Hey, at least this cocksucker is not claiming to be a SEAL?? What a refreshing change of pace! What an asshamster! I hope our Canadian brethren find him and kick the living shit out of him!! A far north poser is out in the open, you are cleared hot, expend all rounds!

Jaystarz

It is a refreshing change. Doesn’t even have jump wings. If it gets out that he under represented stolen valour he’ll be in front of kangaroo court martial for being a fake Marine fake.

This asshole has no respect for stolen valour dress regulations.

Deplorable B Woodman

At least it’s not…….Florida.

Green Thumb

This could be Phildo’s dad.

MarDet

Hey Peter Toth….you’re a fuckin liar you piece of shit!

Mick

Oh. Hell. No.

Just no.

NO.

That ridiculous uniform costume of his makes him look like a carnival side-show freak. And he’s a chow blister. Nice scarf, too.

In one of the photos above, he’s ‘marching’ in step with a member of the RCMP; why couldn’t any of them see how jacked up this assclown is?

This kind of brazen phony Marine bullshit pisses me off beyond words.

thebesig

Peter Toth, phony Marine, would’ve had better luck fooling people into thinking that he was a sack of potatoes with a potato head. 🙄 Screaming “potato” would’ve helped with this claim. 🙄

REMF

What a lying, fat douche. I like how his neck hankie is hiding his triple chins. Also like the Scoutmaster cover. Take off you hoser, eh?

Deplorable B Woodman

More Chins than a Chinese phone book.

Zulu9er

His chin would look like a package of hotdogs 😎

rgr769

I think without the neck hankie, he will be recognized as Jabba the Hut’s younger brother, possibly from a Canadian mother. He may have eaten a Marine Gunny or two.

Casey

His younger brother? You mean Pizza the Hut?

A Proud Infidel®™

Hey Peter Toth, you’re Google®™ famous now, so chin up and I mean ALL FOUR of them!

Forest Green

That’s quite the rakish tilt on his cover. He needs a good slap in the back of his head to set it straight.

Ex-PH2

There are not enough words in the world to describe this boggle-eyed, nerfherding, snowfarting asswipe.

Well, maybe I found and made up a few. But this marone, in my view, deserves the WofI quite a bit. Where is ChipNASA???? Chip??? Chip???? Here, Chip! I’ve got cookies for you. Come in out of the snow!

ChipNASA

Morning guys.
Yeah, maybe the WOI for him, maybe not, he’s such a giant walking fat turd that maybe he’s not worth it. He’s an embarrassment to himself already being the giant mess he is.

mikeninercharlie

Wave “Stickybuns” Rayner lives just an hour away from Toth maybe, they’ve been sharing recipes…

Claw

More likely Toth and Sticky Bums have been sharing those therapeutic neon tennis balls.

Club Manager

Serious question although with this crowd I’m not sure its a good idea. When was the last time anyone of you saw a bona-fide wearing a ribbon or medal on a fatigue (I’m old school) uniform – other than one pinned on in the field or formation. This shit bags fall out with ribbons and medals on these uniforms like it is an accepted practice.

rgr769

Anyone wearing a ribbon rack or a medal on fatigues is subconsciously and silently screaming “I am a fraud, and I never served.”

Mason

What’s the blue stain on his blouse? He’s so crooked, he can’t even pee straight.

Ernest

It’s an ink stain – he on the other hand, is a shit stain!!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Another sooper seekrit butt sniper… probably got teh PTSD from breaking his taint at The Blue Oyster last Valentine’s Day.

Just an old Army Arty Sgt

So he claims in 1985, he retired from the Marines, as a Senior Master Gunnery Sgt. I’m guessing 20 years in the Corp, maybe more being an E-9 and all. Then 20 years later they called him back cause they really need snipers.. Of course, the Marines want E9s as Snipers, especially the ones wearing sewed on stripes on their marpats

Messkit

Loved his music back in the 70’s. It seems age has brightened his skin too…

…or was that just another lie???

SFC D

I thought Peter Toth was a Monkee…

Messkit

(yes, i know it’s peter toSH…but i suck at funny)

A Proud Infidel®™

I bet Peter Toth is almost as fast as a Sloth and I hereby make an official motion for him to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™!

thebesig

I second that. :mrgreen:

Commissioner Wretched

Aye!

ChipNASA

Well you guys have covered it, I see, well then, we will have the WOI posted for this monkey nut shitbag… Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Peter “The Sloth of the North”Toth , TOTAL Poser, really can’t managet to top himself with that mess of a uniform and forged claims, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spooge Sampler, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, Buttcrackiula, tit, Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral… Read more »

Mick

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

(multiple secondaries observed: Boy Scout cover, snazzy camo scarf, and all of that ridiculous poser bling go flying everywhere)

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Why does that outfit look like a 1912 Boy Scouts Of America uniform. Can anyone see if he is wearing any merit badges, AAYE

NormanS

A quick Internet search came up with a slew of sites selling blank military certificates for twenty bucks, or so. Makes me cringe at the thought of displaying mine; a genuine Certificate of Retirement, but how can I prove I didn’t send off twenty bucks to some dubious outfit?

rgr769

I just looked at his “Retirement Certificate.” Has anyone here ever seen a nine digit service serial number with a xx-xxxx-xxx format? I haven’t. Apparently, he pulled this number out his ass when filling out the online app and purchasing his fake certificate. He couldn’t even get a fake SSN in the correct format.

SV Charlie

In Canada it is a criminal offense to be in possession of altered military certificates.

FatCircles0311

He looks like a tranny.

Somebody should make him eat all of that flair.

A Proud Infidel®™

A GOLD EGA on his cover(Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t USMC DI’s wear a black one on their “Big and Browns?), a Sniper tab, ribbons on the wrong side, a POW-MIA patch on his pocket,… Wow, more ATE UP than a bag of dicks at a gay pride rally!

Just An Old Dog

Correct, the Large Gold Emblems are only worn on Dress Blue Uniform Covers.

some guy

Yes! This is exaclty what I come here for. Haven’t seen a spectacular train wreck like this in a while AND he’s not pretending to be a SEAL to boot! What a great day!

Just An Old Dog

Must Be Wave Reynars Brother

Jay

The ascot adds a touch of class to what would have normally been a classic case of douche baggery

Marine 0331

C’mon man. Is this dude retarded? A 1922 Boy Scout campaign cover? The army emblem on his “retirement “ letter? Chevrons stiched on his cammies? An army neck scarf? Where do these fucksticks come from? This one really pisses me off!

Green Thumb

Queef.

Green Thumb

Extra Queef, no less.

A Proud Infidel®™

Weapons Grade Queef!!!

Guard Bum

Okay bare with me, its Sat eve and I have had a toddy or two but if his retirement cert says Gunnery Sergeant but he is wearing Master Gunnery Sergeant stripes, is he stealing stolen valor from himself?

Mind blown!

11B-Mailclerk

if he had just added a few sci-fi items, called himself a United EarthForce SpaceFleet Marine, and gone to a Con, he might have been a contender at the CosPlay contest.

And no one would have paid too much attention to where exactly he checked out of reality.

Is it considered “dumping” to drop these folks off at a Con with the CosPlay guide?

propsguy

WTF is he supposed to be? A pedophile boyscout leader?

SFC D

He’s a real salad Toth-er

Patrick408

His uniform is 100% legit!
Those crazy “Senior” Master Gunnys wearing scarfs are the worst…I know because i was a senior master Cpl.
Fucking Tool!

Mark Lauer

He’s one of the new Secret brand of Sniper.
They get them nice and fat so when they send them out on missions for months at a time, they don’t have to carry food, and so have more room for ammunition. They live off the fat until they’re down to skin and bones, then they call for an extract, and start all over again by hitting the mess hall.

Combat Historian

I’m late to the party on this one, but this walking sack of shit is ranking right up there with Soup Sandwich, Ballduster McSoulpatch, and KenDude Crotchrot in his uniform glittery fucktardery. Absolutely pathetic…