Donald Cakerice aka Donald Waterhawk; phony Green Beret
Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret share their work on this fellow, Donald Cakerice, also known as Don WaterHawk who claims to have served as a Special Forces medic in Vietnam. Yes, there are tattoos;
He claims a Bronze Star with a Valor device, an Army Commendation Medal and a Purple Heart;
His records show that he washed out of the Special Forces Qualification Course, he went to Vietnam, served with Headquarters Battery, 11th Artillery in the 101st Airborne Division. When he came back from Vietnam, he went AWOL and the became a deserter. They tossed him in jail in April 1971 and then booted his ass to the street in July;
No special forces training, no Bronze Star Medal, no Purple Heart, no valor. Also, no Combat Field Medical Badge. Yeah, Florida.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
But, but, he has both a Combat Action Badge and an Airmobile/Air Assault Badge in his I Love Me box, so he’s gotta be legit./s
Claw, is it okay with you if I refer to this snottoad as an expletive deleted asshole?
I only ask because I was in school and had classes with a guy who’d lost a good friend over there, while this jackass was avoiding helping people who were bleeding to death and needed him.
Ma’am, it is okay with me that you refer to this Turd Deserter in any manner you see fit.
Thank you! I will have something soon.
Claw, I also saw the Bullwinkle Badge and CAB and let out a HUGE *Sigh*, AKA “Not Again”….
😲😝😟
Oh, Yeah. Did you also note that he threw in the Army Service Ribbon just to add a little Gay Pride into the mix?
Every badge (except for the Parachutist Badge) he has displayed is unearned.
Claw: Yep. Saw the ASR and other unauthorized fineries…
Looks as if we have another “Badges and Ribbons and Medals, Oh, My” individual who may have brain hiccups. So sad.
Was pleased that the Guardians of the Green Berets posted TWICE (with the second post emphasize d in BIG, BOLD letters), that being assigned to the 101st does not earn a Soldier the Air Assault Badge, something you & I have repeatly stated on TAH.
Now if this Cakerice/WaterHawk (hey, a Scrabble name!) comes back with a 1984 certificate as justification….
Hopefully, someone is reading this and will stop wearing the AAB or take it out of his shadow box (as well as the Blue Rope of Doom and the Green Tabs) and admit he made a mistake.
Veterans Day is only a week away…🇺🇸
Donald Cakerice aka Donald Waterhawk rates a big old basic 58 score as a Scrabble name.
Apply whichever multiplier (2,3,4 or more?) that you feel is appropriate for a Rat Shit Deserter/Sub-Standard Discharge recipient to obtain a final score that is satisfactory in your mind.
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
2 words …..YOU SUCK
Asswipe.
This asshole says he is cherokee, and later in the article says he is seneca, actually, he is pure blood DIPSHYT and his name should be cake of shyt not cake of rice! imho
I like that
He DESERTED and lied about his service, thus I motion for Donald Cakerice aka Donald Waterhawk to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.
second
I vote Aye!
Fourth; affirmative for the Wall. This POSer deserves it for both his fakery and his disrespect to the symbols of our great nation with his offensive online postings. His Native American claims are likely phony as well. Waterhawk, my ass.
Okay, here you go: pure scumbag who turned his back on some thousands wounded who lay bleeding to death
Cakerice? How about Ricecake instead? Tasteless, crumbly and not worth the bother.
Add this if you get a chance to, ChipNASA: as worthless as a Toyota airbag.
Ex-PH2: Have you ever had Japanese Rice Cakes, the real deal from Japan?
They are yummy..especially the wasabi ones.
He’s more like the American version: puffed up with self-importance, no flavor at all, a less interesting chewing exercise than cardboard.
Ex: EXACTLY!!!!
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He’s a deserter and he goes to jail.
And Bergdahl gets no jail time?
Difference is his momma didn’t blow Obama.
I nominate “whose momma didn’t blow Obama” for addition to the wall of insults.
A legit wartime vet who has to crap all over his service by lying about it – as well as being a deserter. Plus, he was a Vietnam vet – and has the last name “Cakerice”.
No one would believe you if you tried to make up sh!t like this.
Sorry Hondo. Accidentally hit the report button.
There are a lot of people standing up for this jackass on his fb page. Maybe some will come here.
Animal, in a way, I hope they DO come here.
If they dare….
And if they do, (with apologies to Suzanne Collins):
“Happy Hunger Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor!”
😉
My thoughts exactly Hondo. Maybe he should change his name from Ricecake to Weaksauce.
Sure that isn’t Chancre-rice?
Hmmm, I wonder if this turd went AWOL while on R&R?
Cause the DFR entry on the 2-1 is a full three weeks before he was eligible to DEROS from Nam, meaning he hadn’t reported back for duty a full month before the entry was made.
Yeah, that’s the ticket. Went to Bangkok and never came back.
Whoa – and I thought one night in Bangkok made a hard man humble. (smile)
Sounds like he and Yon tag teamed a ladyboy.
Allegedly.
One has to wonder how he would have made it back to the states from R&R with no passport. I suppose if he went to Hawaii for his R&R that would not have been a problem. Usually, only married guys went to HI to meet their wives. I never heard of a guy with no wife or girlfriend to meet there going to HI for R&R.
rgr769………back in the day there was a program called 7&7 RR. The way it was supposed to work was spend 7 days in Hawaii followed by 7 days in the states. That’s the R&R I took back in November of 1971.
He blue-falconed his unit and his buddies by deserting during his mid-tour R and R? Way to go, shithead…
Too bad there is a badge for being a deserter or doing over a month in the stockade. Then he could legitimately put that in his “I love me” box.
“isn’t,” dammit.
Claw, I’d go with your AWOL during R&R scenario except the timing seems strange. Who would go through 11 months of a year tour, and then skate with three weeks left?
On the other hand, Cakerice was enlisted as Regular Army, not a draftee, and might actually have been trying to avoid returning to CONUS. Something problematic for those with, say, a drug problem.
The lack of a passport during R&R also doesn’t seem like that much of an issue. Back then, there were a lot of anti-war groups floating around. Cakerice might have thought if he could get to Bangkok it would be possible to check into the Swedish Embassy and declare himself a political refugee or whatever.
Perry, the way I read his 2-1 is he went AWOL about the end of the ninth month/start of the tenth month of his tour and then was declared a Deserter three weeks before the 12 month tour was up.
Drug problem? Yeah, I’ll go with that.
If you look at the final entry on the 2-1, he was granted a full and complete discharge (with no Reserve obligation) after only two and a half years service.
Also note that the blacked out line after the word Discharged is just a little too long to only contain the word Honorable.
Interesting that he claims to be of Cherokee hearitage AND a member of the Seneca Tibe (Wolf Clan) meaning his mother is/was a Seneca
Yet instead of honoring that he claims to be Cherokee, who the Seneca called “cave people” and had a long running war with them. Even today there is a lot of bad blood between them.
It would be like saying you’re part Albanian from New York City and a member of MS-13
That’s way over the top, amigo. Everybody knows no self-respecting half-Albanian member of MS-13 would tell people he’s from New York City…
YOU ARE LYING!!!! THE NATIVE AMERICANS LIVED IN COMPLETE PEACE, HARMONY, AND PROSPERITY BEFORE THE WHITE DEVILS SHOWED UP AND STARTED THEIR SHENANIGANS!!! /sarc
That’s why they sat around the old campfire smoking a peace pipe filled with rum & maple, and Prince Albert tobacco etc. and singing the Sarah Sponda, Sarah Sponda camp fire song.
An honorable service record prior to turning chickenshit and deserting, now playing dress up hero…………What a shit bag.
Another Special Feces Butt Sniper…
Why do these old farts insist on wearing their old uniforms 40-50-60 years after their BCD,GD or DD, when obviously they didn’t want to wear it then, when it was appropriate too ?
This puke hero is just another one of hundreds of JERK OFFs with a premature ejaculation issue in Floreeda
Don’t get me wrong, I’m an old fart, but I haven’t worn any of my uniforms since my HD, funny how that works out
Why? Free meals, free booze at local bars or the AL/VFW hall – stuff like that. Paradin’ is one way to get stuff that you don’t deserve, you know.
Ex-PH2: Yep, freebies. The Golden Corral on Veterans Day. Or they just may want attention (Look at me!)
I still speculate folks such as Cakerice/Warehawk and others do this (bogus awards, umiforms, Branch affiliate, etc) to re-invent themselves in order to cover their shameful past, mistakes they made as young adults.
And now he is lying about being an American Indian. And pulling the Kneeling stunt against President Trump…and posting it on social media/Internet.
Dude definitely has brain hiccups (maybe from substance abuse or genetic makeup?), lives in an alternate reality world and has anger issues.
Used to wear the stuff to tar the roof and such. Its long gone now.l
Hi John, you mention no ARCOM but I thought I saw one in his DD-214 you provide; not defending this turd, just a little confused.
I missed that. Thanks.
I left him some love, in a message at Facebook:
“I suppose that you will be the pussy, like the rest of the posers, and block me, rather than explain why you have to make your life a pack of lies. Special Forces? Combat Medic? Bronze Star Medal, with V? All bullshit, you phony. What in the Fuck made you feel so inadequate that you had to peddle that pack of lies? Lehigh Acres, eh? I know the place well, but don’t know of anyone there in need of your lies.”
I love it when guys claim awards that hadn’t even been created when they were in the service (CAB, AASLT Badge, SF tab.)
Might as well claim Space Shuttle Door Gunner while you’re at it.
It’s like when you see someone with a BDU field jacket covered with VN stuff, I’m sure they want you to believe that was the uniform they wore when they were “in the shit” – except that BDUs weren’t a thing until 1981.
Ha I’ll go one better…
I’m a Space Marine! I will know no fear! The Emperor Protects!
( Only a real geek like me is going to get any of that) 😀
487 FB comments in a day. Most, by far, ridicule.
Substandard discharge.
Claims Native American.
Claims SF.
Claims unearned medals.
Looks like a biker.
Florida.
All-Points Logistics here we come….!
lol @ deserter shitbag with fake moto tats
Can’t even cover and align his fake awards either.
What a sad sack of shit.
Durn it, Jonn. You just had to go and mention Mark Lindsey of Paul Revere and the Raiders singing “Cherokee Nation”…
https://youtu.be/XZev8fDpiOk
Now I can’t get that frikin song outta my head!!!😠😲
So here’s my payback to you:
Cher’s “Halfbreed” ( When is she ever gonna move to Canada as she promised)
Sacheen Littlefeather refusing to accept the Best Actor Oscar® on behalf of Marlon Brando for his performance in “The Godfather” (she wasn’t even an American Indian!)
The Crying Indian Commercial(The actor was Italian and no way an American Indian!):
https://youtu.be/j7OHG7tHrNM
Mel Brooks as an American Indian in “Blazing Saddles:
https://youtu.be/H6nHtEYdy2I
Or finally, the worst yet, the “American Indian Rap Song” ( I kid you not…you can’t make this stuff up…)
https://youtu.be/VDzfW9rHiQw
😎
Cher never promised to move to Canada. She said she would move to Mars. She blocked me from her Twitter feed when I reminded her of this and called her a whore who couldn’t even hold onto Sonny Bono.
On Cher…My bad again on “Canada”…
Thumbs up to you tweeting her. Guess she just could not afford a Space Shuttle to Mars.
Too bad a Go Fund Me page was not set up for her to make that travel.😉
I thought that she said Jupiter, maybe because they have Universal Health Coverage. (Jupiter, and Mars are part of the Universe, the jury is still out as to Earth, probably because of all of the nuts in the Ft Myers area.
Cakerice may have taken down his FB page. The link to it appears to be in the ‘not found’ department.
So it’s no fun to be caught with pants at ankles, eh?
http://www.newagefraud.org/smf/index.php?topic=16.0
Don “Two Eagles,” my ass. More appropriately he should be Don “Two Dogs Fucking” as part of his fake Indian name.
Still doesn’t match Peter “Middle Buffalo” Brady.
Better yet, “Walking Pigeon”, meaning a bird too full of shit to fly.
Does anyone out there know which spec. Ops phonies are in the lead at the TAH finish line?????????????
Lilyea: Since when did the Army designate someone as a ‘Medical Corpsman’ as noted on this dipshit’s record (Nov 69)?
Don’t want to steal any of Jonn’s thunder, but since at least 1965.
Officially, by the MOS catalog of the time, 91A was called Medical Corpsman, not an Aidman.
91B was officially called a Medical NCO.
So when this shit bag went to his parents to ask his tribal name, they said, “So, two dogs fucking, why to you ask?” What a low life loser, he ranks right of there with my poser brother, but then again, he is still saying all of his shit is true along with his PTSD disability! All of these lying cocksuckers should be put in prison for life! Fuck Him!
Mock-taw
This pale pasty faced motherfucker is about as Native American as Casper the friendly ghost.
Found hisself a cool scam and workin it.
My father was a phony Ranger who also falsely claimed Cherokee ancestry. Some enterprising psychologist should explore the common ground between Cherokee Derangement Syndrome and Stolen Valor
For future reference, none of us who were only in combat (Army) prior to 18SEP2001 are eligible for the Army Combat Action Badge.
It’s a kick in the groin for us non-11B people.
I was a 19D and did fight.
Several efforts were made to remedy this in Congress, including the stipulation that veterans would pay for their own CAB badges.
The end result was the DOD said too much work would be required for verification. Given the crappy record keeping that takes place, that’s a failry valid argument.
Our Squadron XO wrote a History of our unit’s actions from deployment to the end of combat in Desert Storm. It was published at TRADOC and taught at West Point.
I occasionally see non-eligible veterans wear it with their bling but I don’t say anything. Some have earned it. Others I have no idea.
Are all 11 series eligible for the CIB? Like mortarmen, pre 1981 Scouts (11D)?
It took me 24 years to track down my CSM and LTC to get my gold combat spurs (I was stop-lossed and went home after the war). It meant quite a lot that the CSM and LTC signed the certificate. Really great that they are both still alive.
The CAB, not a major loss but the Stetson and spurs are tradition and something to pass down to my daughters.
Semper Fi brother.
E4 Mafia For Life:
Hope this Website answers your question:
https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/CFR-2008-title32-vol3/xml/CFR-2008-title32-vol3-sec578-69.xml
Thanks Pat.
Well, I think the heat may be getting to him. He took the video off of his fb page.
Cocksucker.
Animal, you are so right.
👍
I love this turd’s picture!
“Man, check this out” as he points down to his shadow box and practices his stare.
I wonder if that woman in the picture has split from this clown yet?
Loser.