David Huggins; Phony green beret

| June 24, 2017

Our partners at Green Beret Posers Exposed share their work with us on their latest – David Huggins. He allowed his alligator mouth to overload his hummingbird ass when he challenged the folks over there to get his military records at their own peril.

A look at his Facebook account showed all manners of special warfare claims, complete with fuzzy photos that were supposed to be Dave.

Well, challenge accepted, Dave;

He was a leg medic stationed in Hawaii. He never attended jump school, never trained at Camp Mackall, he had three years of active duty, so he never made it to Iraq like he claims. He probably never experienced a tough day in the Army after basic training. So here is GBPP’s 17 minute video of David’s claims;

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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HMCS(FMF) ret

DAVID HUGGINS – STOLEN VALOR SPECIAL FECES BALLSACK WARRIOR!

The Old Maj

I hope you all are packed for your trip to the big house./s

HMCS(FMF) ret

I’m going to go out on a limb – DAVID HUGGINS looks like he’s dreaming about a manmayo-filled cockmeat sammich from the BTJT Deli in his pic…

A Proud Infidel®™

DAVID HUGGINS could be dreaming about a sale on gerbils at his local pet store.

Green Thumb

Yeah.

I can imagine this clown huggins a set of balls.

Ex-PH2

My cat coughs up hairballs that are more believable than this dorkwad.

Jay

They probably have more substance too.

Ex-PH2

Why, yes. Yes, they do.

OldManchu

Yes! Finally a phony who doesn’t want to be a SEAL, but a green beret. Lol.

Skippy

Word^^^^

It’s was getting lonely
With so many seals

Doc Savage

Really? A Tripler medic?

But, yeah…..I can see how a few years at the “pink palace” could equate to begin an 18D.

Idiot…my time in Hawaii was as a Medic at Schofield; Do you know how many of my medics would have chewed off their left arm to get a position at Tripler? What a sweet deal….and you lied about it? Dude, I would have totally been bragging about a few years at Tripler.

You just took a huge shit on an otherwise respectable term of service.

Hayabusa

Heh, no kidding. This guy was working in air conditioning in Tripler while his medic colleagues were doing roadmarches up the Kolekole Pass and busting gulches in the East Range and the Kahukus with the infantry platoons. But now he wants to be a Green Beret. LOL.

A Proud Infidel®™

HEY, give David Huggins a breather, someone could have run an empty wheelchair over his pinky toe while he was working in that air conditioned hospital!

Doc Savage

Yeah…..everyone wants to be the SF/Ranger/Scout Sniper/Delta Operator/SEAL/ Marine Raider, until its actually time to do the SF/Ranger/Scout Sniper/Delta Operator/ SEAL/ Marine Raider shit out in the bush with baddies trying to kill you.

Twist

I still have nightmares about “mount motherfucker”.

On a side note, the old tv show “Tour of Duty” was filmed at the East Range. I remember watching episodes and recognizing places and thinking “holy crap I was in a patrol base there last field problem”.

19D2OR4 - Smitty

Thats one of the hardest component bars to earn Jonn.

26Limabeans

Probably also with a gun.

Slick Goodlin

Don’t forget that in the Army your weapon qualification score can be greatly influenced by your buddy sitting behind you at the scorers bench with his M-16 pencil.
(wink wink)

Mason

In the USAF I once witnessed a guy get an “expert” score by having 54 holes in his target on a course of fire that was only 50 rounds. Turns out his sister, who was a terrible shot, was next to him on the range and was hitting the wrong target.

Skippy

We had more then I can remember unknowingly doing buddy assist at the range

BHWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

ChipNASA

I shot a 43 on the range with only 40 rounds.
That’s how I got expert and the young lady next to me barely qualified.

RCAF_Chairborne

Wow…..if your Air Force rifle qual is anything like ours, you could pass using a Brown Bess.

Guard Bum

So is your ass going to prison for getting his DD-214? Should we plan on sending care packages? Let us know will ya? I am making a Walmart run this weekend and want to be prepared.

Eden

His FB posts are a little bizarre. . .

IDC SARC

Like Fournier’s gangrene….a festering gnard pouch.

Claw

One day short of receiving a good cookie.

Damn those overseas returnees whose “combat” tours kept them on the US side of the international date line.

Dipshit.

IDC SARC

high speed medic…. that posts a pic and can’t tell the difference between the tricuspid valve and the aortic semilunar valve. Oh yeah, he’s special.

A Proud Infidel®™

“Oh yeah, he’s special.”

YEP, David Huggins is a short bus window-licking kind of special!

IDC SARC

“Third phase is the bitch of the bunch.Whatever you do don’t drink boot beer after you graduate.Also when you get your wings they will be stuck to your chest because they dont use clasps and the scars are for posterity and intense pain.”

He thinks ya get your wings in 3rd phase? ummmm…airborne qualification is a prerequisite for applying to the course.The students jump during training.

douche

Deplorable B Woodman

Hawaii…….1 1/2 foot long centipedes……”pine straw” scorpions……..

A Proud Infidel®™

Hey DAVID HUGGINS, how does it feel to get called on your stupid BULLSHIT claims and get your ass handed to you in that video among other places? DAVID HUGGINS, you went FULL turbo-retard, NEVER GO FULL TURBO-RETARD, David Huggins! David Huggins, you are ONE turbo-retard no-load pus-nuts pisspants booger-eating thumbsucking bedwetting gerbil-lusting candyassed dingleberry of a Sparkle Pony in some very imbecilic delusions of grandeur, you buck-toothed inbred Swamp Donkey of a toad turd!

Ex-PH2

He was a medic? Eeewww…. 😛 😛 😛

Would not go to him with a splinter. Icckk!

IDC SARC

He’s got the nomenclature wrong. 18D is a Special Forces Medical Sergeant, not a Special Forces Medic.

A Proud Infidel®™

I HEREBY MOTION for The Wall of Insults®™ to be deployed against DAVID HUGGINS.

MrBill

Second!

Skippy

Third
Motion Passes

ChipNASA

I’m back on and just happened to see this. I’m on it. Motion requested and multiple follow up requests and Seconds and Thirds, so by the TAH Robert’s rules, the motion passes and WoI is to be deployed, HOLD, HOLD, annnnnnndddd BADOOMMMMMM Wall of Insults®™ FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! David Huggins; Phony Green Beret, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, baby unit, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, more ate… Read more »

IDC SARC

Booooom!

Toasty Coastie

What a wank puffin herpe dog…..frigg’n F*** Muppet.

A Proud Infidel®™

AND a short bus window-licking toad turd to boot!

Not SF...Just a Red Leg

91 B / 500 Foxtrot. Ain’t never seen a REAL 500 Foxtrot…do they bite??

HMC Ret

Congrats, Davey. You threw down a challenge and were called on it and had it broken off in your ass. Never challenge these guys. I’m convinced many of them could find Hoffa if given an hour to do so and were so inclined. Well, Davey, now you will be in the Google Hall of Shame until the end of time. Congrats again.

Mark Lauer

I bet the boys are startin’ to sweat over the FBI bustin’ down their doors, and goin’ to federal prison for exposin’ this top secert information.

O-4E

He was at Cripler AMC washing bedpans

Ain’t that enough?

Not to mention SF Recruiters visited Hawaii every month

Not like he didn’t have a chance if he wanted

rgr769

That SF team photo he posted had to be taken prior to 1967 or 1968 because all those depicted are wearing the old white name tags and non-OD nco stripes on their field jackets. I guess he thinks everyone who reads his shit is slightly retarded. I suspect he was probably in elementary or junior high school when that photo was taken.

Claw

Not even close to being in junior high, Sir.

Butt Huggins was born in 1959.

just some feller

PLUS … they wear the beret correctly.

…Not pulled down over half the face as is done now-a-days.

“I know a thing or two because I’ve seen a thing or two.”

rgr769

You could not pull the ones we wore back in the 1970’s “half over the face” because the body of the beret wasn’t the diameter of a medium pizza and they were cotton lined. Most of the issue ones were made by a company in Toronto, Canada. The last one I bought came from QM sales store (made by Bancroft) and was only about a half-inch larger in diameter than the one made in 1964 in Toronto. The improper wearing of the beret is always a “tell” on the SF posers.

just some feller

I saw a couple of studio portraits from 1956 (beret unauthorized at that time) and they hadn’t quite mastered the technique.

Have a photo of LTC Keravouri at his last jump in 1968 where he and the S4 are rocking a great beret. LTC K doesn’t look too tough! … (^-^)

Uniform: starched fatigues, subdued name/army tapes, white master-blaster wings, & full-color Arrowhead/Airborne.

JSF

Sandman

You can actually buy the berets pre-formed, and shaved now!

Tony180A

To post a picture of ODA574 claiming he was a team member deserves a pipe swinging beat down! Shortly after this photo was taken 2 friends of mine on that ODA (Jeff Davis and Dan Petithory) and a really sharp young soldier assigned to Bn S2 shop (Cody Proser) were killed.

IDC SARC

Yeah he definitely chose poorly with that pic.

BTW…18D students of today hone their surgical skills in Jefferson Davis Hall named in his honor.

Tony180a

SARC thanks for that info I didn’t know that it had been named in Jeff’s honor. I know you spit out beer when you saw his MOS 91B/300Foxtrot1 lmao

Surely there is a goat you can spare and use this fucker in its place.

Tony180a

Not to mention he says that photo is of him in Iraq. Bet that was news to Hamid Karzai who is also in that photo.

Skippy

I’m in my AC hideout relaxing and watching trolls for the 800th this month
I needed a good laugh and. YES I knew I’d find one here

David Huggins Is a pile of stemming Dog crap

David Huggins How do your records looks now

David Huggins You are now GOOGLE FAMOUS

David Huggins you are a stupid Fack

David Huggins Enjoy your day

Mick

No motorcycle?

No leather vest?

No doo-rag?

No SF tattoos?

No service dog?

No raging case of The PTSD?

Sean

In 1977 the Army had LONG before got rid of White Nametapes and Black and Gold US army tape and Sleeve rank for subdued tapes and collar ranking that was subdued. This Schmuck might as well have posted a picture of Dick Winters at Normandy and said it was also him

Claw

All that stuff went into effect Army wide (subdued tapes/collar rank, etc) during the summer (May/June) of 68 when the circular put a wreath around the Sergeant Major’s star and added a rocker to the PFC stripe.