Bomber sought in Germany
The Associated Press reports that Syrian-born Jaber Albakr is on the run in Germany after Investigators found a fairly large bomb he had made in an apartment in the eastern city of Chemnitz.
Authorities have not said where they think the suspected attack was going to take place.
The German news agency dpa reported, citing unidentified German security sources, that the suspect is believed to be connected to Islamic extremist groups. Bernhardt said, however, that police are still trying to determine what his motivation might be and would only say he was “known” to German intelligence.
Authorities released no details about how long the suspect had been in Germany, and Bernhardt said it was unclear whether he had come in the wave of asylum-seekers in 2015. Germany took in 890,000 asylum-seekers last year, and Syrians fleeing civil war were the single largest group.
Three associates of his are being questioned in hopes of finding him so we can fix the problems that may have influenced him to build a bomb. I’m sure that a meaningful job or an increase in his monthly stipend could have prevented this, you know, because deep inside, he’s probably grateful for the relative peace that German tax payers provide for the military-aged Syrian.
Category: Terror War
What’s wrong with his neck?
Have they looked in Abdul’s House of 1,000 Delights yet?
Now why would a moslem build a bomb in his apartment? Was he going to take it to his work in the quarry or did he intend to set it off on the fourth of July just to make a really loud salute? I’m sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for why a peaceful Syrian would build a bomb in an apartment in Germany. If they find him I’m sure he will be able to clear this mystery up. When he does I hope they will explain it to Angela Merkel.
Hmmm. I thought all the Amish had left Germany.
Not Amish. Moustache and no suspenders or straw hat. The head tilt is probably considered “cool” or a sign of refinement in Syria. He is also unaccustomed to having pockets.
Yep, them hands in the pockets wouldn’t fly in the Army. Methodist maybe?
The military-aged Syrian’s posture is indicative of excessive slurping of goat cock.
Deport him to Assad. That would be real justice.
I have a method of getting the kinks out of his neck. Permanently. It involves a length of rope and a lamppost or tall tree branch.
Take him to the local zoo, great big lions, that haven’t been fed for a week. Douche himdown with pig blood then throw his ass in.
You left “some assembly required” out of your instructions. The LIV’s need specific instructions.
“[P]olice are still trying to determine what his motivation might be….” Golly. That’s a toughie. A real head scratcher. His motivation. Motivation. I got nothing but, like oBaMa, I will not rest until I have cracked this puzzle.
Global warming. It’s all because of global warming.
Aloha Snackbar! Nothing to see here! Move along!
Ask Obama where he’s at. Probably resettled to Oklahoma or somewhere like that already. ..