Heather Ann Likout; combat nurse phony

| August 10, 2015

Heather Ann Likout

Folks tell me that Heather Ann Likout is quite the scam artist. She lives near Joint Base Lewis-McCord so she thinks that shes a member of the military, too;

Heather Likout Combat Nurse Dating (1)

Not only that, she claims to be a veteran of the Afghanistan War, and the DMV agrees;

Heather Likout plates

She also thinks that she’s a two-time Gold Star Mother with another child deployed to the war, you know, even though her oldest child is twelve years old. Why do the phonies always want to pretend to be the things that no one else wants to be for real?

Heather Likout Gold Star

Well, the NPRC says “Who?”

Heather Likout FOIA

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Andy11M

uh-oh. sounds like someone may have lied to get a undeserved plate from the DMV.

Semper Idem

So she lied to get a material benefit, eh?

I smell Federal prosecution in her future.

Friend S. Wilkins

Oh God. I can’t stand it anymore! Medication time.

2/17 Air Cav

Well, at least her eyebrows are legit.

CLAW131

She bears a striking resemblance to Chelle Lynne Anderson-Tesla.

She had legit eyebrows also.

Hondo

Yep.

Combat Historian

Good God; Tesla and Likout, the Awesome Twosome…///

CLAW131

Although by sheer total body weight the two of them could easily be “The Fantastic Four.”

Your choice on which one most closely resembles “The Thing.”

A Proud Infidel®™

Brain bleach, BRAIN BLEACH!!!

Hondo

You really want to make the skin on the back of your neck crawl, look at the face on the lady from the “Misery” clip below. Then look at the two photos above.

Ex-PH2

Didn’t Kathy Bates win an Oscar for that?

She made your skin crawl in that role.

Hondo

She did indeed – Best Actress, 1990.

Nicki

Wow… seriously. The resemblance is uncanny! They both like like pigs! I wonder if they’re related in some way.

Ex-PH2

That is scary.

Just an Old Dog

It looks like she has hooked some guy who may (or may not) be a Warrant Officer.
I couldn’t get past the part on her dating profile that she likes “working out”.

Jarhead

Funny how human nature causes us to pass judgment so easily on an outed liar. Especially one who has attempted to fabricate a military career. Here’s my one of a thousand cuts: “Likes working out”!! With those big pudgy cheeks I’d bet she does a lot of sit ups at Dunkin Donuts. If I took her to the County Fair, I’d imagine the guy who guesses your weight and/or your age would come in there about the 250 range. Damned shame if he was 50 pounds under! Now if he were to guess her scale of passing B. S. stories to find a daddy with some sugar, she’d probably rank 11 out of 1-10. Human nature can be such a bitch.

Kat

You mean the sort of chunky guy, last name Michael? She has that same “family” picture listed as her family, hubby and kid under the name Heather Smith. Posts about a strong marriage,blah, blah. So she is on the FB page with at least 3 different names but using the same picture every time, just not too hard to follow lady.

Pinto Nag

The resemblance is uncanny.

Dave Hardin

I love that movie. I am your number one fan Pinto.

Pinto Nag

🙂

Dave Hardin

I stole that for Facebook. She is just another lying dirty birdie.

AverageNCO

Don’t crucify me here, but I just want to ask a few questions. Is there any chance she’s married to the soldier in her Facebook profile pic and he applied for the car tag? I’ve also met Gold Star siblings who wear the Gold Star for the famlly member they lost. Possibly….just possibly….she lost some family members and the blue star is for the hanand? If she totally made up the combat nurse story she could be making it all up too, so I’m on the fence on this one. BS on the nurse story, hubby could have gotten the car tag, and I don’t know about the gold stars.

AverageNCO

Thanks Jonn, I was going off the pics on that FB profile and her status said married. I guess she duped me too. Based on your new information I guess we only have one option…BURN HER!!! someone may want to check with that CWO3 and see if she ever tried to turn him into a Newt.

Eric

What the crap? He’s stationed in Washington state and he couldn’t find someone better than this to hook up with? That’s just disturbing.

I can imagine finding her at Bragg, Hood, Benning, etc., but not at Lewis. Geeze.

Nat Copeland

My guess is that is her BROTHER in the pics. She does list her name as Heather M also. She is probably DREAMING through a family member service to get someone. That picture is a “family” type shot not a husband, BF or lover.

MrBill

A check of the Washington State Department of Health website revealed that HeatherAnne Likout was registered as a Nursing Assistant in 1995 and remained so until December 2010 when her registration expired. I found no evidence that she has ever been any kind of a health professional other than a Nursing Assistant, at least not in Washington state.

Silentium Est Aureum

Curiouser and curiouser.

And no, I don’t want to know if she has any “adult” profiles anywhere telling the world all about her nasty little fetishes.

Silentium Est Aureum

And not only is she the Hair Club for Men president, she’s also a client!

3E9

I never knew Cartman had a sister.

Silentium Est Aureum

Where do I send the bill for the new keyboard?

CBPH

The tally is now up to 2 ea. new keyboards, 3E9…

AK

Lmao

Dapandico

She has to have twins, can’t see someone shooting his wad in her more than once.

Nicki

She does have a kind of sow-ish appearance, doesn’t she?

A Proud Infidel®™

One glance at her pic and all I could think was “SHOOT IT BEFORE IT MATES AND LAYS EGGS!!!”

Mama always said “It’s the thought that counts,”

CLAW131

At least there are no pictures of her in a white T-Shirt featuring a Black Widow Spider and the caption “WE COULD MATE, but then I’d have to KILL YOU!!”

Thank God for small favors.

Nicki

I’m still amazed at the size of that forehead! Or, really a sixhead in her case.

Nicki

Seriously… is there an overflowing toilet bowl somewhere? The number of turds being uncovered just seems to be excessive lately!

SFC D

Merry Christmas, shitter’s full.

Skippy

And that is a understatement of the year LMFAO !

B Woodman

DAMN! Next time, give a spew alert before one clicks on the link. That picture was a horror enough to scare me out of a night’s sleep! DAMN!

And with a name like “Lick-Out”, one just HAS to wonder what . . . . oh, never mind, just pass the mind bleach (shudder).

CLAW131

Another phony combat flight nurse just like LTC(Ret) Margaret Desanti.

I wonder if she also rappelled in to treat the wounded or would just her and a aid bag be considered a “Heavy Drop?”

Combat Historian

I don’t think the line would hold if Ms. Heavy Load tried a rappel; she would probably require a C-130 LAPES extraction…

Eric

I don’t think 4 props would be sufficient. She’d need a C-5.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Three Words:

1. Transgendered
2. Newt
3. Gingrich

OUT!

skippy

it looks like something you find hidden in the Infantry barracks on the weekend that everybody takes turns on. and then some unlucky joe, scored a hole in one on and is paying half his check too, and is wishing nobody ever finds out. 🙂

Crawfish

I thought Mimi Bobeck from the Drew Carey show was claiming to be a nurse. I might heal real fast to get the heck out of that hospital with her as my nurse.

Martinjmpr

Off Topic question: What SSI is that CW3 wearing in the picture with her? The Army has added so many SSI’s since I retired 10 years ago that I swear I can only recognize half of them.

CLAW131

MJ, that patch is the SSI for the 593rd Sustainment Brigade/Expeditionary Sustainment Command.

It is an I Corps, FORSCOM (Ash & Trash) outfit currently garrisoned at Lewis.

CLAW131

And based on that CW3’s fairly rotund body shape, I’m betting he’s probably a Corps level Property Book Officer or Chief Financial Officer for the Brigade Commander’s Coffee and Doughnuts slush fund.

skippy

I remember those Nuts from Iraq in 09 there STB Troop was full of fat ass’s and crazes. I’ll never forget some funny ass people back then

Anonymous

REMFtastic!

OIF '06-'07-'08

I’ll leave this here,,,comment image

skippy

damn it’s good.. I have a few I wish I could post on here 🙂

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Math:

1. She says, “gives 110% in a relationship”.
2. She says, “is open 100% if you have children”.
3. The 10% is the POSer in her!

PS: I think she skipped the English grammar portion of nursing school. I am quite certain you need to read and write quite proficiently in the nurse occupation.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

And she’s loyal like a yellow lab.

Didn’t the put Ol’ Yeller down?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

So she is as loyal as Ole’ Yeller, that means she licks her own balls!

Hey, don’t blame me!

I did not bring up the Ole’ Yeller angle … but it does work!

Hondo

Yes – because he contracted rabies, went batsh!t crazy, and became dangerous.

Eric

Hey Spoiler dude! WTH?

OC

I can ALMOST take the SV, but when folks lie about Gold Star it makes my blood boil!
THAT is the ultimate thievery.

OC

Carlton G. Long

Biggest foreheads in the USA

1. Peyton Manning
2. Heather Likout
3. Mount Rushmore

AW1Ed

Your number 2 pick actually has a five-head, CGL.

Carlton G. Long

Valid point, sir.

Nicki

Actually, a six-head with that size. I said it in an earlier comment before I saw yours. Great minds…

Ex-PH2

Guys, guys, guys! Listen up!

I think she’s blocked Facebook! She’s running! She’s blinking back tears! Why are you being so MEAN to her!

Enough of that crap. My niece was in a CASH in Baghdad. At one time I did have her APO over there, so I know she was there.

This bitch – you listening, Heather Ann?? – should be ashamed of herself. Make that ‘is beyond redemption’. That phony LtCOL was bad enough, but there were so many holes in her story, it stuck out like a white cat in a coal mine. She may think no one would yank her chain over her claim, but she’s wrong.

Nail the bitch! (No, I am not bleeding from any orifices. Thank you for asking.)

CLAW131

What’s really funny is that she is Facebook Friends with herself.

She (Heather) is friends with her other self under the surnames of Smith and McDermott.

Plus there is another completely different person Heather Smith she’s friends with.

Wasn’t there some kind of a schoolgirl witch cabal/coven movie called “Heathers?” Maybe that’s what is going on here.

If we aren’t careful, we’ll all have a spell cast on us.

Hondo

Facebooks friends with herself. Uh-huh. Right.

Methinks maybe someone could be in need of a “headspace and timing adjustment”, perhaps.

CLAW131

At least they are not yet to the point of talking to each other or liking each others post/comments.

But if that does happen, I do have a .50 BMG Headspace & Timing gage that can be used to set her right.

CLAW131

BTW, here’s the specs:

Headspace: NO GO .206 GO .202

Timing: NO FIRE .116 FIRE .020

For anyone’s use as they see fit.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I have a gap tool on my key chain from Sears & Roebuck Co. and it is way too small for this case.

It is graduated in 100ths.

We would need one calibrated to feet, yards and/or miles for this mistake of swine like essence of undiscernable sex and farm like qualities who is a unwanted breathing entity.

A Proud Infidel®™

I bet she’s INSTANT DEATH to any and every jelly doughnut that she ever lays eyes on! Her GSM fakery really makes me want to puke as well.

skippy

HOLY CRAP ITS JUST RAINING POSERS TODAY

Dustoff

Would some of my veteran colleagues who served in the USAF please explain to this former garden variety Army Flight Medic: What the hell is a “combat flight nurse”? P.S. Is that like a PJ, but better looking?

2/17 Air Cav

Dustoff. I looked into that. A Combat Flight Nurse is the job title for an unemployed nurse’s aide.

USAF Ret

There are many people out there who will tell you that a PJ was the most beautiful thing that they ever saw.

Dustoff

Best reply of the year!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

SPECIAL MESSAGE to Mr. Likout:

I just noticed the EXTORTION 17 Helo sticker!

You are a piece of shit!

I knew a man on that helo and I am close to his dear mother.

A Brother MCPO, friend and confidant of mine (the CMC of TRA SQD) trained each and everyone one of the DEV GRU men onboard.

Further, the man who was the guest speaker at my retirement presided over most of the funerals for NSW personnel who died. He commented about the exhilaration, pride and sadness of 2011.

You know nothing of what I speak of …

So in review:

1. You are a POS.
2. You look a man.
3. You are no Gold Star Mother … You are a M… F…
4. And you WILL rot in hell!

PS: Your receding hair line is advancing way to fast. Bosley can not help!

AW1Ed

Oh shit, the pooch has been screwed. Stand by and await the wrath of the Goat Locker.
It the, well, you’ll find out.

A Proud Infidel®™

OH FUXX NO, she /it crossed you and The Chief’s Mess like that? I see it this way, whatever misery she suffers from here on is what she/it has brought on itself. I lost friends and subordinates during my ME Tours of Duty, and after what you just posted, MCPO, I now see her as at least a ladder rung or two BELOW The Dutch Rudder Gang.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Yeah, this is bad! So I have made some comms to a few orgs.

She/he/it is not going to be a very happy oxygen waster with attention it/he/she has just brought to him/her/it!

Hondo

For those of you who didn’t recognize the significance: Extortion 17 was the callsign of the US Army CH-47D that was shot down in Afghanistan on 6 August 2011.

http://www.airspacemag.com/military-aviation/final-flight-extortion-17-180953947/

A total of 38 personnel – 30 US military personnel, 7 Afghan Commandos, and 1 Afghan interpreter – and a military working dog were lost in that incident.

GDContractor

I was at COP Sayed Abad which was situated over the ridge from the Tangi Valley. The Tangi Valley, although beautiful, was indian country when I was there (2012)… no one patrolled it. There was a green on blue attack that occurred right off of Rt. 1 at the entrance to the Tangi Valley on 29 SEP 2012. Here is a link to some photos taken by a soldier from COP Tangi before it was abandoned sometime in 2011. I think a few of the photos were taken immediately after the Extortion 17 mission. A few of the photos are the aftermath COP Sayed Abad getting blown up by a VBIED the 2nd time. It got blown up a third time by a VBIED in August of 2012.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/mchasesteely/sets/72157625506634179/

Jarhead

The painted carney eyebrows are the dead giveaway. Bet she runs the “rubber duck in the water” scam. “Come on suckers, ya puts yer money down and ya winz a prize ever time. Might be just me if’n yer wallet shows me some interest!”

HMCS (FMF) ret.

Someone hook her up with Heavy Chevy, QUICK… this has the potential for a match made in SV heaven.

A Proud Infidel®™

FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY, before you introduce them to each other, PLEASE make sure that one or both of them (preferably BOTH) have been rendered unable to reproduce, the offspring from such a union could be ugly, stupid, and parasitic enough to end civilization as we know it!!!

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Heffer Ann and Chevy. More like a WWE cage match.

LastBrotherHome

Getting real tired of the fake Gold Star familymember/veteran wannabes out there. Still recovering from the guy in neighboring MN who played a CSM w/a GSF pin on his collar. There are only a select group of us as it is, and the others I’ve met and discussed this with are really getting annoyed that people don’t get what it means to be either of those things but have no problem pretending to be them. Hopefully they stop doing that soon. Rant over.

A Proud Infidel®™

Faking being a Vet is low enough, but to me, lying about being a GS family member PERIOD makes one a lower form of life than all of The Dutch Rudder Gang put together.

Flagwaver

Pretty sure I saw her on the Drew Carey Shot back in the day.

http://www.geocities.ws/logagator/mimi.jpg

Willy Pete

So this gal wants to brag about the fact that two of her family members died in combat. Even words that I can’t repeat around children fail me.

Personally, when I was serving and getting ready to go overseas, my family was worried enough about being a Blue Star family, they sure as hell didn’t want to be a Gold Star family!

Green Thumb

Fat, nasty and Phildoesque.

I have nothing else.

Anonymous

MOO!

Hondo

I never knew Zippy the Pinhead had a wife.

CLAW131

Yep, her and Bill Blake would truly be “A match made in LSOS Heaven”.

A Proud Infidel®™

Yeah, but the offspring from such a union would be ugly enough to end human evolution and start the rapture!

Jordan Rott

I live by lewis (excuse me JBLM) and she looks very familiar but I don’t know from where.

NavyNurse

Ok, I have been following this site for some time but have never commented. I seriously feel the need now. This woman pisses me off.

1) Why the fuck would you EVER fake gold star membership??
2) As a navy nurse, I have to say-wtf?? Is it just me or are more and more coming out and claiming to be military nurses??
3) And not just nurses–as previously pointed out, there just seems to be more and more posers. I haven’t checked this site for over a week (I am somewhere that the internet is total shit), I come back and there are a disturbing number of posers added to the site since the last time I looked.

And seriously…she couldn’t find a better picture??

From Edmonds

I could write a book on this lady. She’s being doing this for most of her adult life. I investigated her all the way back to high school.
She goes from town to town until she gets caught. Mostly after much destruction and heart ache. We reached out to the authorities after her cancer scam in Edmonds, but sadly nothing came of it.