Yer Friday Afternoon Funny: The Phildo Shuffle

| August 30, 2013

Phildo was a tool who got
A good discharge
But that did not stop him
From wantin’ to live large

At a MC bar
Told a bunch of lies ’bout bein’ a SEAL
MC bought it
And they made him a real big wheel

Next stop sunny coast, Phildo he did lie and boast, s’how he roll
He say, “All this bull oughta get it
Clients never will vet it
We’ll get the gold!”

Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh
Spreading the BS, it’s all for show
Truth is different we all know

Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
He say, “One more lie oughta get it
More BS means more credit
We’ll get the gold!”

Phildo up an’ runnin’
Havin’ great big fun ’til the story broke
Provin’ Phildo’s stories lies
And that was all she wrote

He be shakin’ like a scared cow
Can’t cover his tracks now, all up in smoke!
Sayin’, “Oh s**t, pooch I done screwed, an’
Clients say, ‘Nothin’ doin’ –
Now go hit the road!’ “

Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh
Spreading the BS, it’s all for show
Truth is different we all know

Phildo, whoa oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
He say, “All my lies didn’t get it
In deep s**t with the Feds and
There’s no more gold!”

 

With apologies to Boz Scaggs.

Category: Who knows

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Green Thumb

Nice.

Heidi

Hehe

Ex-PH2

Very funny.

RunPatRun

Is this refer to Phillip Monkress the CEO of All Points Logistics?

heh

RunPatRun

*Does

David

Boz Scaggs? Wow, you’re OLD….

MrBill

Lots of us are old, brother. But still kicking.

Nice work, Hondo!

David

hey, I’m still mourning for Bo Diddley. (1952)

Frankly Opinionated

Surely Paul K. Wickre will find this terribly entertaining, and will laugh right along with us. And the Purple suited Heavy Drop Test Dummy, will be humming it as he “hums” his cell buddy when next he does the Dumbazz waltz and gets his orange jumpsuit. Phillip Dale Monkress sure has a troupe of the funny guys.

Green Thumb

Who are all of the “first name” people in blue
showing up all over the place on this blog?

Frankly Opinionated

GT: Whom in particular? There was one Last name Smythe that hit that “anonymity” post that was new.

Green Thumb

Their are a lot of “one names” in the column to the right on many long dead threads. Lewis, Garcia, Green, Anderson, Lopez, etc.

When I click on a subject (not there name) they disappear.

I did not know if it was a glitch, or such.

LostOnThemInterwebs

*shuffles along while doing an interpretative dance that says “fsck you Wrickre”*

Jonn Lilyea

#13, they’re spam and I try to delete them as fast as I see them.

Green Thumb

Oh, ok.

Ex-PH2

So, Hondo, are you going to do something with Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young? Or maybe Grateful Dead?

LebbenB

@6. Hey – Boz Scaggs has one of the best soul voices in music, regardless of age.

LebbenB

And “Silk Degrees” was one of the best soul albums of the ’70’s. It still sounds as good today as it did in 1976.

NHSparky

Hondo…don’t tempt me or I’ll have to invoke Rush. And I know just the song to do it.

LostOnThemInterwebs

@21 NHSparky if you want to impress me got to do it with a “One Direction” song while “twerking” like Miley Cirus … 😛

Ex-PH2

Hmm….

Truckin’, cluckin’, pluckin’, punkin’, luckin’, shmuckin’ — well, you get the drift, Hondo.

Seadog

@21… “Working Man”?

LebbenB

@24. “Limelight” seems a little more appropriate for a poser.

NHSparky

@24…little after 2112 but before Moving Pictures.

LebbenB

@26. “Permanent Waves?”

LebbenB

How about the album just after “Moving Pictures” – “Exit…Stage Left.” Seems fitting.

ExHack

JWD, Hondo!

Green Thumb

APL folks,

The “Phildo” is going to ride that train as long as you let him.

He will continue to steal from you and others that have earned it as long as you let him.

Think “Class Action”.

Or simply a punch in the face.

Where is Paul “of the Ballsack”?

Green Thumb

@17.

Saw several shows before I had to clip my “one” hair and get with the times.

A Proud Infidel

“The Hustle” is probably “Pee Wee Herman” Wickre’s favorite song to dance to in his spandex while he watches himself in his mirror!