Taylor Andrew Kent, Zombie Ballduster

| September 29, 2012

We first discussed Taylor Andrew Kent back in June when someone thought he was the deceased Ballduster McSoulpatch. Our buddy, Scotty, tracked down his records and it seems that he isn’t a SEAL [insert a look of shock here], nor has he earned the Silver and Bronze Stars. In fact, he only did 2 years in the Air Force (the Air Force doesn’t have any SEALs last time I checked) as a fire fighter, which almost like a SEAL, well, except that it’s completely different. He does have tattoos, though, so that’s like being a SEAL, right? And an Airman 1st Class is the same rank as ensign, unless I’m wrong.

And, oh, by the way, it looks like he was discharged for an apparently untreated personality disorder;

So he’s completely qualified to supervise burn pit operations for SEALs, maybe.

Category: Phony soldiers

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Old Trooper

Yeah, I believe he was a SEAL just by looking at the pic he says was him in Iraq with a captured AK. All SEALs are pasty white and have zero upper body muscle mass.

Scotty

How ironic for him to pick the same BUD/S class number that Navy SEAL Don Shipley graduated from.

Hondo

The real pity here is that I’m guessing that he’s getting VA compensation for that “personality disorder” as service-connected, regardless of whether it was a manifestation of a preexisting condition.

Bucky Katt

@#1 Old Trooper. Never mind that muffin top roll of fat he has hanging out. Good Lord! I think Queen’s “Another One Bites The Dust” should be the theme song every time one of the f&@ktards is exposed. Seems there has been quite a string lately.

Adirondack Patriot

I think he was discharged for having ideal child-bearing hips.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Where is this guy from? I am am plotting all these posers on a map and trying to determine if there is a corolation between ground water near their residence and FRACKING operations. Or maybe they are just all bat sh*t friggin’ crazy … I don’t know!

Hondo

MCPO: DD214 shows HOR was Tustin, CA, and place of entry was Los Angeles. Terrain background on pix here and in first article on Kent appear to be SOCAL or elsewhere in the US Southwest.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

Hondo thanks.

FRACKING COROLATION STUDY IRT TAYLOR ANDREW KENT:

The results of my scientific research on this guy and FRACKING are in.

Fracking has not commenced in earnest in CA: http://earthjustice.org/features/campaigns/california-and-fracking

Therefore, it is determined that this guy is BAT SHIT FRIGGIN CRAZY.

END OF REPORT

Instinct

No, no, no… I am sure that to REALLY make sure it is not because of fracking we will need to have a multi-million dollar study done on it.

I think you need to apply for a government grant and they we can begin the study in Tahiti.

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

He has claimed SEAL Team 14:

From You Tube Comment:

ima navy seal Lt. Taylor Kent Navy? Seal team 14 special unit “KG” wounded warrior on the facebook?

TaylorAndrewKent1 month ago

Ex-PH2

SEAL Team 14? How dare he?

That’s not available for publication yet!!! It’s Top Seeekritt Seekritt Squirrel stuff! Nobody knows about it except me.

Can I sue him for copyright violation if I have not written that story yet?

2-17 AirCav

Looks like a common thug–except for the hip huggers. Those pants are so tight his butt cheeks are squeezed up and hanging out over his waist.

CI Roller Dude

is there no end to retards like this?

teddy996

No guys, that’s Iraq. Because we all know the Iraqis shoot a ton of 12 gauge, leaving their plastic red “super x” shells strewn about just like any pull-off point in the southwest desert.

Yat Yas 1833

Ya know fellas, this ain’t even fun any more. If this FuckTard is a SEAL, I’m Chesty Puller! When will they ever learn that if they put their BS on the internet (out in public) they’re gonna get busted and exposed???

LebbenB

So Son of Duster is part of SEAL Team 14? Those must be the guys that man the laser turrets on the Space Station.

Andy Kravetz

An actual question as I would like to know for people posing here. How many SEAL teams are there really? I assume the number varies from time to time as units come on line or are deactivated. Honestly, I have no idea. If saying you are on Team 23 is a dead-giveaway, I’d like to know.

Speaking of which, I was told there was a guy here in Peoria posing as something at a Vietnam Wall replica that travels around the country. Working on that story and will update you if I find out anything.

Andy

NHSparky

@7-HOR is Tustin but joined out of Los Angeles? You don’t say…now I’m not 100 percent sure how Air Force works, but if the districts are drawn similar to Navy districts, Orange County (Tustin) is NRD San Diego’s territory, not LA.

You’d have a lot of kids doing “MEPS jumping” when they got shot down in one area and go to another. Wonder if this is one of those cases.

And looks to me like this guy was a “kiss and ship”…notice the 00/00/00 inactive time (meaning no DEP.) Another flag.

Finally, while I’ve ZERO room to talk about body shape, I’m not aware of too many SEALs with “muffin tops.” Just sayin.

NHSparky

Andy–Team 23 would be a BIG red flag. Teams aren’t being inactivated, they’re being expanded, but even so, there are only 8 “active” SEAL teams, four on each coast. Group One (Coronado) has Teams 1, 3, 5, and 9, Group Two (Little Creek) has Teams 2, 4, 8, and 10. Formerly Team 6, DEVGRU is out of Dam Neck. Then you have the various SBS and Support Groups split between them.

NHSparky

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/US_Naval_Special_Warfare_Command.png

Yeah, it’s teh Wiki, but it’s as good as any I’ve found.

Andy Kravetz

@17, thanks. I figured as much but you never know. and that’s why we need guys like you all out there.

Yat Yas 1833

Mr. Kravetz, I’m impressed that you are really trying to learn about and understand us. The guys here are a great source of information. My background is Marine Corps and with the help of the fellas here I’ve become somewhat fluent in Army and even some Air Force. As a Marine I have a working knowledge of Navy. Keep up the good work. Semper Fi!

Eagle II

Like that idea “another one bites the dust” highlighting each busts profile… by using that song though you could get clap along with other visitors that go to view.. I guess clap isn’t always a bad word. Maybe that suggestion will be used ( as long as you haven’t (c) ) the new Fake Warriors Project on FB.

http://www.facebook.com/TheFakeWarriorProject

If you haven’t been there make the trip and LIKE. Scotty admins it.. The PoW Network and The Fake Warriors Project are the originators.

OIF&OND Veteran

Can someone post the link to his Facebook page? I tried searching but a ton of potential profiles come up and I am not looking through each and every one of them. Thanks.

Stern Duggard
Taylor

Hey loving all the dumb replies all have you have been writing, but im guessing in the 2 pathetic years no one told you I never said I was Fucking Seal. Just the poor attempt of someone who was and probably still is on a lot of drugs and made this shit up about me. But what is serious like im taking someone to court serious someone decided to post pictures of 2 documents that are not only private an invasion of my privacy but heres my favorite part its a federal offense to publicly display an active or veteran’s personel files even without my consent. GROW UP PEOPLE 🙂

Ex-PH2

Oooh! Taylor, you put Seal in your FB thingy, not someone on drugs.

Do you still have that muffin top hanging over the waistband on your pants?

Lawsuit – yeah, the line forms on the left down at the courthouse on Wednesdays, 9AM sharp.

Be there, or be square!

Green Thumb

Shitbag.

Flagwaver

Got some news for you, Taylor Swiftboat. Your DD-214 is a public record. That’s the reason it can be requested in a redacted manner by FOIA (redacted as in with blanked SSN and DOB).

By the simple comment you left, you have just checked off four of the eight commonly used phrases by posers. Would you like to try double or nothing?

clamsgotlegs

Taylor Swiftboat?
Hip Hugger!
Muffin Top!

Lordy, we need tournaments for best lines on TAH and best poser nicknames!

Instinct

Also, please learn proper spelling and punctuation. Bad enough you’re a lying sack of shit but you could at least use basic grammar.

Next, he will sock puppet his girlfriend and she will tell us what a badass he was and “how dare we”.

MrBill

No one ever said you were Fucking Seal. Bestiality is still illegal in most states, and is a serious accusation to make.

Bobo

Well, he jumped right from “someone hacked Facebook and Youtube to make it look like it was mine” to “I’m going to sue” in one post. Isn’t that some kind of party foul?

BTW, Taylor, periods, commas, and apostrophes are your friends. Use them.

Sparks

First indication of a usual poser Taylor…no education. Can’t spell, use punctuation or proper grammar. Can’t form coherent sentences. Yep you fit the bill on count one.
Next, someone hacked my Facebook and put crap on it, yea hear that one all the time.
Next, I’m going to sue, another oldie but goodie.
Next, you can’t display my private military records. Right Taylor another usual answer from a true retarded dumbass. Your “private military records” as you think they are, are in fact, public records and can be acquired through the Freedom Of Information Act. (You’ll probably have to Google that one brainiac!)

In the end, you are a loser, poser who claimed to be a SEAL…again. Never heard that before either because no one claims to be a truck driver or clerk. Only SEALs, Special Forces, Marine Sniper Recon, bla bla bla.

Get a job and get a life and move out of your mom’s basement. This thread and the internet, especially Google go on FOREVER.

Flagwaver

“Never heard that before either because no one claims to be a truck driver or clerk. Only SEALs, Special Forces, Marine Sniper Recon, bla bla bla.”

Actually, we had someone pose as a 92Y not too long ago, I thought.

Sparks

You’re right Flagwaver, I forgot him.

Stern Duggard
NHSparky

And it only took ya a year and a half to find it? Awesome. Oh, and for the record, what is here is NOT “private”.

Have fun with that lawsuit, scooter.

Mandy

By virtue of commenting here via his FB account (see above, as at about an hour ago), I think he’s pretty much let you know where he lives on that particular social media forum. I’m a dinosaur and don’t even have a SpaceChook account, so I’ll let y’all check it out yourselves.

rb325th

Taylor, stfu. Your records are not private. None of ours are, little thing called Freedom of Information Act there dipshit. Look it up.

Twist

Taylor, Do you honestly think that you are the first one to threaten with a lawsuit? Good luck with that.

Anonymous

Damn, just once I’d like to see a fake hero claim to be a SPC 71L or 77F with a “V” ARCOM for doing some stuff he was freaked-out off his butt and/or unsure of what the heck what going on when he as supposedly doing it…

Taylor

Ok to all the dumbshit morons who think posting my dd-214 without my consent yes I have a lawsuit in place and another thing seriously get a life instead of bashing on someone you dont know and im having this site taken down so move on and get a life.

351BG

*yawn*

Flagwaver

Make that six out of the list of eight.

You are not the first to have suggested that, Elizabeth Taylor. None of our DD-214s are private information since we raised out hands.

Also, a FOIA is posted to find information. If you were a consenting adult, you wouldn’t need to play childish games.

(see what I did there)

clamsgotlegs

giggle

clamsgotlegs
Army ATC

Kent Taylor, wannabe fake poser, is an obvious moron as well as a liar. How long did it take you to figure out you had been busted, snookums? Fucking idiot. Why don’t you go back and finish grade school? Maybe you’ll learn to write a literate sentence.

A Proud Infidel

*BURP!* Really, Junior? Gee whiz.

rb325th

Go fuck yourself, when you aren’t busy eating a bag of dicks that is…. dumbass.

the Al

Yeah, good luck with that.

GDContractor

Hey wait a minute…. I thought that was MY DD214 that is posted up above. Hey Taylor, did you just confirm that the DD214 above that doesn’t have a name on it is yours? Wow, you ARE a dumbass.

MGySgtRet.

Hey you poser shit, how is that lawsuit coming? You picked out a clean pair of hip huggers to wear to court yet?

You are so goddamn stupid, you don’t even realize the shit storm you are bringing on yourself. This thread had died and you brought it back to life.

I have to wonder, do you just like the attention?? Has sniffing all that glue addled your brain to the point that there are no longer any firing neurons in your grape? Give it up sonny. The people that post here are real veterans who have weathered much worse than your pansy assed threats. Go eat a bag of dicks. You waste of sperm.

Green Thumb

Chickenshit.

Twist

Hey dipshit, do you realise how many of your fellow dipshits have tried to sue and have this blog taken down and failed? DD-214s are public record.

A Proud Infidel

DON’T WORRY, JUNIOR, someone has pinpointed your location and dispatched a WAAAAAHmbulance there. Once there, the crew on duty will give you a peanut butter sandwich, some fresh Kool-Aid, and a group hug while everyone sings a few verses of “Kum-ba-yah”, oooooookay?

SUE ME TOO, and if you get anything, I’ll split it with you (Mighty liberal of me, ain’t it?)!

Sparks

Taylor you dumb ass. If this site had a dollar for every phony poser like you who threatens to sue, it could run for free for years! No you are the first to ever threaten us a law suit!

Get real and get a life!

By the way I am sure if you want to get your GED to you know, help you learn some English, I’ll bet there are lots of Community Colleges around that give those GED bone up courses.

While you’re at it, a course in English Composition would do you wonders. I’ll bet your job applications are a manager’s nightmare to try to read.

Turd.

nbcguy54

Hey Taylor Swift – you said “get a life instead of bashing on someone you don’t know”. Guess what – we do know you now and so do a lot of other people. Ha-ha.
Also, I too have a law suit in place. It’s the suit I wore to court when I got divorced-it is placed in the closet where you obviously came out of of. You too funny G.I.

Michael

Let me guess. Too much COD and Monster makes you think you’re a SEAL?

CATM

LMAO. Bring it junior.

Combat Historian

taylor dingbat should have left well enough alone, but he single-handedly resurrected this thread so he can be ridiculed all over again; he’s kind of like…a zombie…

ChipNASA

Taylor is just mad because he found out he didn’t even get a seed for this year’s tournament.

Eggs

Another lawsuit?

I guess I have time to step out and get some Barrio Blonde Ale and some Orville Redenbacher’s popcorn for this one.

OWB

Say, what???????

2/17 Air Cav

He never said he was suing anyone. What he said was he has a “lawsuit in place.” In place of what? Or is that to be understood to mean there is a lawsuit in a specific location? It’s anyone’s guess.

Green Thumb

I am surprised he has time to sue.

My understanding that his business of massaging nude men has really taken off.

MrBill

It’s kind of like running in place, in that it never gets you anywhere.

Ex-PH2

“Lawsuit in place of brains”, 2/17 AirCav.

Hey, Taylor Kent, takkynutsless, you do NOT have the right to use or say anything related to SEAL Team 14 or SEAL Team 241. Those are MY special privileges, because I invented them and YOU DIDN’T.

You stay the hell out of my computer or I will unleash the Dogs of Warf on your sorry muffin-topped ass.

Green Thumb

That picture is worth a 1000 words.

Felcher.

Just An Old Dog

I was ponderingif I should join in and kick this shit-eating puppy,,, Yep.
1.LOSER, your fucking service is not “private” information you asswipe.
2. Your shit has been out for years and you just caught on?… Nothing past you, right.

351BG

Asswad plonker.

George

Man, these jokes just write themselves!

Sparks

Taylor, by the way ass wipe what was the “Personality Disorder” that got you booted before the end of your first term of service?
Check all that apply:

1. Asshole
2. Turd
3. Momma’s Boy
4. General Woosy, Not Otherwise Specified
5. Moron
6. Meatgazer In The Showers
7. Stupid Beyond Military’s Ability To Help
8. Tried To Touch First Shirt On His Man Parts
9. Queer, Not Otherwise Specified
10.Biggest Loser Airman Of The Year Award
11.All Of The Above

Be honest now.

The Lurker Formally Known as Curt

Hey Sparks, I hate to be critical 🙂 but I think #4 would be spelled “wussy”..
Hey, TayTay- grow the fuck up, accept yhat you blew it, remove the lies, and then GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC!
Dumbass…

Sparks

You’re right Curt, I missed that one on spell check. Thanks bud!

Green Thumb

#6.

He appears to have had more than one man masturbate on his face.

Sparks

Taylor I see by your Facebook page you started ITT Technical to study to be a Network Systems Administrator.

Tell ya what bud. From the lack of intelligence you have displayed here and in your little Poser world, it tells me a couple of things.

One, the entrance standards for ITT Technical are FAR lower than I had imagined and second, IF you ever graduated as a NSA, not only would I not let you ever touch my computer, I wouldn’t trust you to change my tire.

Ex-PH2

He’s given himself (or tried to) street cred as a Navy Seal.

That means that he’s claiming duty as a Navy Seal, which is a specialized formula used to provide proper suction in the urinals in the mens’ heads on board ships.

Do you guys know why there are no doors on the enlisted heads on ships?

I know why. But, more important, do you know why?

Ex-PH2

Here’s how this works. He says he’s a Navy Seal.

That means he is a specialized form of sealant that is used to improve plumbing suction in the mens’ heads on Navy ships, so that there will be NO clogged commodes to clean up. He may even provide the lubricant used to enhance flow of liquids.

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