I’ll miss Joe Bite-Me in 2012

| December 19, 2011

Ya know, when Joe Biden is gone, I’ll miss the fact that he always makes blog-worthy comments on slow news days. Like this one from Politico;

Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy. That’s critical. There is not a single statement that the president has ever made in any of our policy assertions that the Taliban is our enemy because it threatens U.S. interests. If, in fact, the Taliban is able to collapse the existing government, which is cooperating with us in keeping the bad guys from being able to do damage to us, then that becomes a problem for us. So there’s a dual track here:

The Taliban is not our enemy and the President has never said they were…that might explain why they’re not doing their best to wipe them out. That might explain Joe Biden’s strategy to employ exclusively zombie ninja robots in Afghanistan and why he opposed the surge in Afghanistan. It also explains why they’re negotiating with people who throw acid in the faces of pre-pubescent girls for the crime of attending school and why they think a negotiated agreement would stick.

I’m glad that Bite Me has enunciated the current administration’s policy finally only eleven months before the election.

Category: Barack Obama/Joe Biden, Terror War

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Old Trooper

As I said before, about negotiating with the Taliban “when you negotiate with the devil, you walk away without your soul”.

My thoughts on this haven’t changed from what they were back when Caitlin chimed in.

OWB

So, if the Taliban is not our enemy, what are they??

OWB

So, if the Taliban is not our enemy, what are they, Joe??

OWB

(oops.)

Bobo

Does anyone remember that he was added to the ticket because of his extensive foreign policy experience?

Old Trooper

@5: Oh yeah, it was supposed to be the big deal, that Bite-me was the foreign policy “expert”. How’s that workin out for ya, there Obama?

Joseph Brown

It’s working out like everything else the empty suit has tried, OT. In other words, it ain’t.

2-17 AirCav

Gelb: Before I begin this interview, I’ll need to see your permission slip first.”

Joey: “Sure. Here you go.”

[“Deer Newsweak, vice President Biden has my permision to be interveewed by you today. Sined, BHO”]

Gelb: “Okay, Joe, looks good. That covers me and Newsweek. First question…”

Doc Bailey

And everyone thought Sarah Palin was bad?

NotSoOldMarine

Who would have thought the day would come when American troops were being killed by the very people the sitting Vice President was making pains to declare were not out enemy.

Lucky

Well then, who the fuck were The Sniper, TSO, and myself fighting in Asscrackistan in 2004-2005? Where does this Dumbass get his information? The Taliban (Sunni Takfiri’s who, by the way, cannot be reasoned with, see wikipedia entry)are bad news!

NHSparky

Joe Biden isn’t gonna be Veep in 13 months?

This is a big fucking deal!!!

Richard

Biteme was only sold to the public as a foreign policy expert. He’s really there to protect BHO from impeachment, conviction, and removal from office. NOBODY wants to see a President Biden.

Cedo Alteram

How the hell did Biden become VP again? I mean with “the one” I can understand the rational, though I thought it was a bad idea(and was vindicated) but him? He brings nothing positive, contibutes nothing of worth, exaggerates beyond any reason, and, has been wrong on nearly every foreign initiative during his senate career.

“Look, the Taliban per se is not our enemy.” They’re not? Then who have we been fighting dumbass? According to the line floated by your administartion, Al Qaeda only has a hundred fighters in the whole country, so it can’t simply be them.

“That’s critical.” Only in so much as it proves abstract thought and critical thinking skills are both sorely lacking in this Whitehouse.

Brian

What scares me, folks, is that a ditzy electorate is still so ditzy that this time they will elect Ron Paul to clean up the economy, giving the Muslims a great economy when they take over the country.

AGEFMB

This just shows how out of touch these people are. Like has been said earlier in this post: Who the hell were we fighting when in that shithole?

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Redacted1775

@#13 “NOBODY wants to see a President Biden.” While I agree 100%, Joe Biden as president would be funny as hell, but at what cost?

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