What we know about General Ballduster McSoulpatch (Employment)

| January 19, 2010

[NOTE: This post will change as I write it, so keep refreshing occasionally]

OK, I contacted the FBI this morning in Houston, and gave them all the information. I have his name, his aliases, his boyfriends (Husbands?) name (Alvin W.K. Chan, ergo the Chan part to the name) and a full listing of every address since 1987. I don’t have anything before that, but his previous listing is for Norwalk, CT, which matches everything he said about himself.

First, let’s just go down his linkedin profile. I don’t know if it is still up or not, but I have it saved, so if he takes it down, I will recreate it here.

CLAIM: MPMC (His name from here out) claims to be “Presidential Affiliate” GeneWize Life Services Oct 2008-Present.

FACTS: Sniper is tracking down GeneWize for me, but I didn’t find his name anywhere on their site. It does however match his residence stuff. He has lived in the Houston area as far back as February of 2005, which would match one claim later that he got out of the military in 2005.

UPDATE: Sniper writes:

Took all of an entire two seconds to debunk this one… it’s a scam nutrional supplement company. Check it out.

http://www.scam.com/showthread.php?t=43565

If you watch their BS You Tube video and then follow the reverse testimonials and experts you see a whole bunch of the same talking heads. The guy isn’t just a sham in his personal life, he’s also a pro-scammer. Can you say “pyramid scheme”?

CLAIM: MPMC was a “Linguist/Educator/Sports Psychologist” for the Beijing Olympics in 2008.

FACTS: Nothing verifies this. The Linguist thing I will discuss later, the Educator is anyones guess, and the “Sports Psychologist” part somewhat matches his education, but bear in mind that at the other site he claimed to get out in February of 2008. If that is the case, he was promoted from LTC to BG between 2004-2008. How he did this while working in Beijing is a miracle. Literally.

CLAIM: MPMC worked as a part of a Personal Security Detail for a US Congressperson from the State of Texas from May 2007-Sep 2007.

FACTS: Working this angle now, there is no way he was PSD for a Republican so, I have someone working on getting me names and phone numbers of Dem Congresspeople from Texas. If I had to guess who he would work for if this were true…. Sheila Jackson Lee. He says “Member of the US Congress” and not “Congressman”. May be nothing, but I will have names and numbers shortly for some enterprising reader to make some calls to see if he ever served for the Member.

LIST (if you call, see if he was on the PSD, be polite):

Ralph Hall D-Texas (4) 225-6673 2405 RHOB
Al Green D-Texas (9) 225-7508 236 CHOB
Rubén Hinojosa D-Texas (15) 225-2531 2463 RHOB
Silvestre Reyes D-Texas (16) 225-4831 2433 RHOB
Chet Edwards D-Texas (17) 225-6105 2369 RHOB
Sheila Jackson-Lee D-Texas (18) 225-3816 2160 RHOB
Charlie Gonzalez D-Texas (20) 225-3236 303 CHOB
Ciro Rodriguez D-Texas (23) 225-4511 2351 RHOB
Lloyd Doggett D-Texas (25) 225-4865 201 CHOB
Solomon Ortiz D-Texas (27) 225-7742 2110 RHOB
Henry Cuellar D-Texas (28) 225-1640 336 CHOB
Gene Green D-Texas (29) 225-1688 2372 RHOB
Eddie Bernice Johnson D-Texas (30) 225-8885 1511 LHOB

Thanks to Siggurdsson on that INTEL.

OK, Military stuff from his Linked In:

CLAIMS:

• 0-5 / LTC US Army
(Government Agency; 10,001 or more employees; USA; Military industry)
1984 — 2004 (20 years )
Been ALL around the world. I have seen the elephant.
• Bodyguard / Interpreter / Intelligence Officer
Department of Defense / Departmenf of the Army
(Military industry)
November 1984 — November 2004 (20 years 1 month)
Interpreter / Bodyguard: PSD (Personal Security Detail) for several different General Officers (0-7 thru 0-10) Speaker of 9 languages. Been ALL OVER the world. Intelligence and Counter-Intelligence Officer: Situation-specific Intelligence gathering and analysis. Advisor to the Commander-In-Chief (1995-1999) regarding S.E. Asian Affairs, with a specific focus on Thailand, Cambodia & Laos.

FACTS:
I will now be signing off all emails with “I have seen the elephant.” I have no fahkin clue what it means, but doesn’t it just sound badass?

Still working on this, more later. Nothing in the file indicates this, except a short stint with an MP company in Germany. There is some indication he did go to DLI, will discuss in a minute. Others have brought up serious inconsistencies with having “Tested in” to various languages. Again, will add more at the end, but nothing indicates such a impressive resume. I can’t find jack shit on his being a PSD for Chucky Cheese much less an O10.

CLAIMS:

• Vice President of Asian Operations
Samaya, Inc.
(Privately Held; 11-50 employees; Computer Networking industry)
July 1997 — February 1999 (1 year 8 months)
VP of Asian Operations. Facilitated meetings between our CEO, President, CFO, COO and Founder with SUN Microsystems, Microsoft, 3-COM, Nortel, Thai Government Agencies and the Thai Royal Family.

FACTS: How the F was he doing this while in the Army? Don’t you think the Army might be leery of a Military Officer advising the Thai Government and Thai Royal Family? I bet by Thai Family he meant Mr. Chan, and/or they discussed shit over Pad Thai. Remember again, this is in the middle of his 20 years in the military.

Here is what Sniper found out, bear in mind that this clowns record DOES VERIFY living in San Jose (45 N 1st Street, #111, San Jose, CA, 95113) from Mar 95-Feb 1999.

Well, as I guessed the trail of this “business” is just as effed up as the rest of this bone-brusher’s history. From what I’ve found “Samaya Inc” based out of San Jose CA is one of those “computer networking companies” that pretty much just takes a subject and then put up a web page with links to things that sound like that subject… in this case, businesses in Bali. The domain has changed name servers 7 times in the past 7 years. Totally stable business model. Here is the best info I have on Samaya so far… probably ever…

Samaya Inc.
PO BOX. 720847
Sanjose, California 95172
United States

Domain Name: SAMAYA.NET
Created on: 10-Jul-98
Expires on: 09-Jul-10
Last Updated on: 05-Jul-09

Administrative Contact:
Narula, Ram
Narula, Ram
PO BOX. 720847
San Jose, California 95172
United States
+1.4082271416 Fax — +1.4082271416

Technical Contact:
Narula, Ram
Narula, Ram
PO BOX. 720847
San Jose, California 95172
United States
+1.4082271416 Fax — +1.4082271416

Other than that, not much to go on. Oh, and there is the Samaya Tobacco importers in FL and the hotel in Dubai, but I’m guessing that those are also dead-ends.

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NHSparky

I have seen the elephant. And it is full of shit.

Kitchen Dispatch

He also claimed to have gone to Stanford. Anyone check that out?

AW1 Tim

TSO: The phrase: “Seeing the Elephant” comes from the time of the Civil War. Soldiers talked about going into combat for the first time, as “Seeing the Elephant”, because many had, in civilian life, heard about elephants, but never actually saw one unless the circus came to town. Since many considered then (as today) the military to resemble a circus in many ways, the phrase made sense. 🙂

Thus endeth the lesson……..

BohicaTwentyTwo

To have “seen the elephant” is to have been in combat. When one would ask a veteran what combat is like, he would say, “Its like seeing an elephant. It can’t be described. You have to see it for yourself.” I believe the expression goes all the way back to the Civil War, the metaphor of combat being a giant gray monster would appeal to Union troops.

BohicaTwentyTwo

There are only two types. The quick and the dead. AW1 Tim is the quick. I am the dead.

Brown Neck Gaitor

Bohica22 and Tim,

I am finding references that predate the CW. I too know that expression from the CW era, but I have found it in accounts of the gold rush.

I think that I may without vanity affirm that I have “seen the elephant” — Louisa Clapp

And I would be the quickly dead…

caroline

Just don’t say that after I get there this weekend, it might give me a complex.

BloodSpite

Supposedly the phrase dates back to the Carthaginian Hannibal crossing the Alps with his war elephants.

MAJ Arkay

“Intelligence and Counter-Intelligence Officer: Situation-specific Intelligence gathering and analysis.”

Complete, total BS. If he were real US Counterintelligence, he’d know it’s not hyphenated.

“Advisor to the Commander-In-Chief (1995-1999) regarding S.E. Asian Affairs, with a specific focus on Thailand, Cambodia & Laos.”

So he was also on the National Security Council? Man, this dude just can’t keep a job…

There’s fakers and there’s fakers. I’d rate this turd as pretty high on the list of moronically stupid fakers.

By the way, Ballduster McSoulpatch is a perfect name for this turd.

The Sniper

I think it goes back even farther BNG.

Roman Legionaire 1: Hey, isn’t that Hannibal?
Roman Legionaire 2: Yup.
Roman Legionaire 1: What the hell is that thing he’s riding on?
Roman Legionaire 2: What thing?
Roman Legionaire 1: I think it’s an elephant.
Roman Legionaire 2: You are so full of shit. You’ve never even seen an elephant.
Roman Legionaire 1: I have seen the elephant.
Roman Legionaire 2: You lie worse than some general-impersonating fanny-fister from the future.
Roman Legionaire 1: Did I mention I have a doctorate in psychology?
Roman Legionaire 2: Shut the hell up.

NousDefions

Check this part out.

November 1984 — November 2004 (20 years 1 month)
Interpreter / Bodyguard: PSD (Personal Security Detail) for several different General Officers (0-7 thru 0-10) <–

The last O-10 (not 0-10) was Gen. Omar Bradley. Retired form Active Duty Aug 1953, died April 8, 1981. So which General of the Army did he protect?

NousDefions

Check this part out.

November 1984 — November 2004 (20 years 1 month)
Interpreter / Bodyguard: PSD (Personal Security Detail) for several different General Officers (0-7 thru 0-10) <–

The last O-10 (not 0-10) was Gen. Omar Bradley. Retired from Active Duty Aug 1953, died April 8, 1981. So which General of the Army did he protect?

Ray

The only time this guy saw the elephant was when his buddy pulled out his pants pockets and pecker at the same time and asked him to clean his trunk.

TXGunGeek

“if I had to guess who he would work for if this were true…. Sheila Jackson Lee. ”

I found a reference in one of his sites where he claims to be on SJL’s staff and being a Dbag in Houston that would fit.

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