Chris Ford; the secret MP
Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on the Chris Ford person with us. Mr Ford created a persona to help him sell what he calls non-fiction books about his time as a military secret policeman. He claims participation in the Global War against Terror and that he interviewed Saddam Hussein. He was recruited by the Army to attend a class of “Military Secret Police” – one of 143 classmates in a one-time block of instruction. There were only 21 graduates and only three survived their assignment, Mr Ford being one of them.
Here’s a closer look at that DD214 forgery;
If you can’t spot the things that make it an obvious forgery, Military Phonies provides a helpful outline;
His actual records say that he spent three years on active duty from 1986 to 1989. He spent his time in Germany as a regular old (non-secret) MP, writing traffic tickets and bashing the heads of drunken privates returning from a night on the town in Nurenburg and Grafenwöhr.
So in one night on the Stolen Valor network he went from Jack Reacher to Kyle (Barwan) Reacher.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Read this on in the morning while travelling on the Metro.
Pure comedy, guy has to be mentally ill. He seriously tried to tell people that he got multiple 214s for each rank he “earned”…basically he got a DD214 for a O-4, then got one as a O-5.
No way a person can be this stupid, he did at least 3 years on active duty and he attempted to sell this shit to people?
Apparently he has a cult that believes his words?
You pretty much covered my thoughts.
1) A by-rank DD-214?
2) I get non-veterans coming up with wild stories of phony service, and I get veterans making relatively believable exaggerations. But how does someone who’s been there and done it come up with this crazy shit?
Your #2 is exactly what I was trying to get at…how do you come up with something so dumb when you served and suppose to know how basic things work…like a DD214.
There has to be some underlying mental issues with this guy. Like he took a bat to the head or something.
CPT11A, the only way he could even possibly come close to having a separate DD-214 for each rank is to re-enlist to get the next Enlisted Rank. Officers to my knowledge would only get one on request, when converting from Reserve to Regular or when they rare released from Active Duty.
I only have one DD-214, the one I received when I left active duty. I never received one for my subsequent service in the Utah Army National Guard and Army Reserve. Never heard of anyone getting more than one for the same period of service, irrespective of rank.
I have three DD-214s from my active duty in the United States Army, one as a draftee, and two for times I reenlisted.
I also have a DD-214 for service in the Utah National Guard.
I have an Honorable Discharge certificate from the Utah State Guard (also known as the Utah State Defense Force), but no DD-214, as I don’t think they ever issued them.
Interesting, MSGT. I have often wondered about this, since I have my AD DD-214, and am now serving in the TXARNG. I suppose I’ll get another when I retire. Not that it matters, since no one in my new line of work knows how to read the damn things anyway.
Speaking of which, if you want to steal valor, buy some ACUs, attach the basic necessities per 670-1, give yourself a deployment patch and a CIB and call it a day. Take off that Silver Star and shut up about being a Delta Force sniper, because no veteran buys it and no civilian cares or understands. Just my $.02 on how to be a successful poser.
As you know Capt…a successful poser will never be successful.
There are several ways to get them. I’ve got 5. You also get a close out one going from enlisted-officer.
I think he’s simply dumber than a bag of quicksand.
Nah. He is too “slow” to be quicksand.
My favorite is “dumber than a bag of hammers.”
Dumber than a box of hair…
Dumber than a box of busted metric wrenches…
Dumber than pile of Penguin Poop…
the list goes on and on.
And this puke exemplifies all of them…
I think he served as the practice dummy for baton practice a little too often.
Still baffled about how he attempted to trick people with Rank DD214s….
Also baffled by that someone caught him trying to pass a regulation off as a military reg, when it was a IRS regulation
😂 😂 😂 😂
Mk1 Mod-0 Day/Night D-Bag
The seminal definition for douche apparatus.
Ehhh…Nope.
I went to Amazon, a company that is kind enough to let benighted souls like this have a space in which to promote their….
Oh, crap, I can’t go any further.
Go to Amazon books, do a search for ’26 Days with Saddam Hussein’ or ‘The Other Side of the Fence’ and read the first few paragraphs.
If you can get past those without spewing your morning cuppa whatever, then look at the reviews. He was already being slammed as a faker there and his level is basic grade school English grammar.
You can’t blame a guy for trying, but for Pete’s sake, take a writing class, hone your skills before publishing anything, and don’t list fiction as anything BUT fiction.
I would strongly advise this leafless twig to hire an editor AND label his stuff historical fiction.
’26 Days With Saddam Hussein’???? EEEEEEeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!
I’ll go turn the hose on myself now.
Took your advice…
Jesus…
What a mess.
Its okay, Ex….just breathe….the pain will pass.
Eventually, I am told, the mental numbness and loss of cognitive ability will fade.
I think the one 5 star review is a puppet account or something. Nonsensical ramblings…
He splains the grammar: “Please pardon the grammer (sic) or spelling in this book. This was my first attempt at writing and after all the great reviews I got I was told not to change anything.”
This is weapons grade stupidity. Bogus as hell
Well, I was warned. But did I listen? No.
C’mon dude! The greatest spy novelist, Ian Fleming, was a Naval Intelligence/MI5 analyst and wrote about a fictional character operative in MI6. I guess he was trying to one-up the late RN Cmdr. because his bullshit stories didn’t work unless they were “real”.
Super Top-Secret Classified Eyes Only Hush-Hush…and he writes books about it? Carry on you sorry ass.
‘Super Top-Secret Classified Eyes Only Hush-Hush’
Yeah, he can’t talk about any of it unless he’s writing a book, posting about it on Facebook, or sitting on a bar stool.
Hey, at least he’s original. Secret Police; I admit that’s a good one. He’s not a SEAL, Ranger, Raider, etc., (although he claims to be a sniper). I bet he’s the Clinton assassin and that’s quite a record.
Sniper? Oh FFS. I completely missed that. It’s always ‘Sniper’ with these poser assclowns.
After reviewing that bogus DD-214 posted above, in addition to being an ‘expert’ with ‘rifle, pistol, grenade, explosives, sniper’, I see that he was also ‘ordered to PEGASUS SCHOOL by the President of the United States in support of Cold War threat (Law 10 USC 12.304-07.A)’.
So yeah, he’s the real deal, alright.
I wonder if he knows our buddy.
He’s an expert with snipers? How did I miss that????
I am SO stealing that right out of his own pencilings.
I think the asylum makes him use crayons instead of pencils; he keeps eating the ‘lead’ filler.
Typo. Should be “snipper”.
The plot of his story was a search for a Mohel.
Wow….this fella has his “books” for sale on Amazon.
Just reading the first few pages cost me IQ points….
I can ask PUnkin Squawkypants to loan you a few until yours return to home base, if you like.
He was in “Military Secret Police”; did they wear trench coats and jackboots at the same time?
He went to “Army Explosive Ordance and Detonation School”; did they teach a new style of rumba at that school?
Dude knew Top Secret “Agent Orange”….
What do “Secret MP’s” do, write Classified Parking Tickets?
They hide in the bushes with the radar gun to trap speeders.
Then they write you tickets in invisible ink that you then have to decrypt using a one-time pad.
If you want to pay your fine, you have to put the cash in a dead drop under a park bench near a bus stop in Central Park.
But if you want to fight it, you have
to go to Secret Court. It’s such a hassle that most people just pay the secret fines.
You guys are killing me. I haven’t laughed this much in a while. However, I have friends from vet FB groups get pissed at me because I didn’t buy into his BS.
“Military Secret Police”?
So he was GheStuPid?
Do these looney ass hats sit around jacking off to their ridiculous stories? I mean what the hell? What is their end game?
hopefully it’s at least gettin him some pookie
The only pookie he’s gettin’ is from Mr. Hands.
And, he is bi-sexual. He can use either hand.
One clue to the idiocy of his claims= his Facebook page is already closed.
You are one sick dude Frankie Cee…
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!! bi-sexual !!!!!
His FB page is still up, he must have slept in this Morning!
I really love how he went to ” Army explosive ordnance and detonation school” some one should have really payed more attention to detail on his BS 214!
“BS 214”
I’m stealing that one for future use.
feel free, but you now owe me sone tube of MRE cheese w/ jalapeno for each use 😉
I may have some left over from the stock we received for Hurricane Ike. I’d have to check the camp storage shed.
I love how in Block 14 of his 214 he is ‘termination’ qualified,,,lmao!
Double knot spy,
Licensed to shill.
Naught, not knot.
This is why I don’t write books.
How about Double not a Spy?
Yes, but I like double-knot spy. It’s got something special about it… something different….
not as special as a Gee prime naught (G’°)spy
There has to be a way to get these bumbling idiots pulled together into a story that makes the Keystone Kops look cool, calm and collected.
Guess Chrissy is going to say that his drummed up DD214 is all part of the character for book and future films.
*POOF* went the profile!
Probably activated a new one with a fake name.
By a show of hands, how many of us have a “classified” DD-214, or received one for each rank held?
(Didn’t think so…)
My assignments were so secret that my shoulder patch was a “top secret” cover sheet.
My awards were so classified that I had to lock my ribbon rack in a GSA approved container at night.
My work was so sensitive that even I wasn’t allowed to know what I was doing.
I got a million of ’em, folks. 😉
I was so secret that even my mom couldn’t be at my birth.
With this guy, you are required to sign a Non Disclosure Agreement before he will ship you his book.
I have so many people on FB pissed at me for not buying into his bullshit, I lost count. He was asking for personal stories from people who are dealing with health issues from Fort McClellan. I passed because I knew he would be making money from it and you have to be dumb as a rock to buy the bullshit he was selling.
Of all my DD214s for each of my ranks, the only classified on was for my time in boot camp, because, you know, THAT is classified stuff, learning to salute and march…
Everything I ever did is classified beyond ordinary reach. Everything I do now is so classified, you couldn’t find out about it if you went to North Korea to get it hacked.
Even I don’t know what I’m doing most of the time.
shoot, this might not even be me typing this.
His secret military police instructors were Thomas Magnum , Jim Rockford and Barney Fife . The other two survivors were Crockett and Tubbs who after service went on to great careers with Miami Vice respectively
Barney Fife I would believe. Magnum and Rockford must have been on vacation.
His hand-to-hand combat instructor was Tyler Durden but he apparently forgot the first rule of the Military Secret Police Fight Club.
Col Flagg from MASH.
“I keep myself in a constant state of confusion, that way if I’m captured, I can’t tell them anything”
Secret pohleeece man
Secret poeleeece man
They’ve given you a number
and taken away your name
(sung to the tune of “Secret Agent Man”)
So what number would you dial in order to summon the Secret Policeman?
I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.
His number is in the yellow pages under “Super-Duper Pooper Snooper Investigations Inc.”
BHWHAHAHAHA. 🤣. 😂. 😆. 😆. 🤣
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shores of Somalia. I watched the Sea Bee Missiles glitter in the darkness as they rained down upon them…”
He’s legit. Google doesn’t know about “See Bee Missiles”, I guess because they are so classified.
I did want to ask about the ‘See Bee Missiles’, but the cat was frantically asking me to check the catbox and give her a cookie.
Do we have any See Bee Missiles? Isn’t this something the SEELS would know about? Do the CBs set them up or do they just build launchers for them?
CB Missile, izzat something you launch by saying “BREAKER 1-9” on a CB Radio?
Direct rip-off from the movie “Bladerunner”.
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
It’s so nice to have Sci-Fi folks here. Now, if you need any Old Western quotes…
“Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?”
Si, El Guapo….and, like this tool, they require a righteous beating with a football bat.
hahahaha
That was good. bout fell off the couch from laughing so hard.
Excellent catch, the classic bladerunner Monologue. Guess he couldn’t use Tannhauser gate.
Here it is. Guess ol’ Chris cain’t claim it no mo’. It belongs to Philip K. Dick, not some dickhead wannabe.
I thought that sounded familiar.
I wonder if the producers should know that he’s been plagiarizing the script.
It’s not a good thing to see someone this dumbed down making things worse for himself.
Nice. Epic smash.
The full text of his book promo was:
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shores of Somalia. I watched the Sea Bee Missiles glitter in the darkness as they rained down upon them. Causing all that survived to jump into the mouths of the Tiger Sharks that waited in the water for below. All these moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain if I don’t document them for you to experience like I did.”
LOL How embarrassing…he might wanna have his books pulled too.
Where were those Sea Bee missiles launched? Over Macho Grande?
He’ll never get over Macho Grande.
Or the jungles of Paprika.
None of us who were there can ever forget the horrors of Macho Grande.
More like Nacho Grande.
Is a “Sea Bee Missile” a drink like a “Car Bomb”, only made with Navy-issue cough syrup and Raisin Jack?
I bet he’s about as smart as a blob of mud dripping off a swamp boar’s tit! Class -ee-fried DD214? NOPE, me neither. He has a meat gazer’s grin as well.
That DD-214 crashed my browser, it was so bad. And I use Firefox.
He really is so dumb that he hasn’t properly blocked his IDnumber, which in his case is his SSN.
Posting it online like that means that anyone can steal his info.
What a maroon!
If someone were to steal this idjit’s ID, it could only improve his credit score.
“only three survived their assignment, Mr Ford being one of them.”
I want to hear from the other two.
Reminds me of the Bob Hope comedy movie saying, “3 against a thousand”.
Well I see he was posting on the FT Mac Toxic Blah Blah group. That is a group of Numbnuts trying to cash in on BS Claims of chemical poisoning from the 3 months they spent at Ft Mac. So their bad life choices over the years, or genetic composition entitles them to VA payments for every little sniffle. Fuck HIM and Fuck them for defending him. Every MP in the Army knows there is no such thing as Secret MP’s WTF
Don’t forget the coveted “ARMED FORCES PRESIDENTAL PROTECOTION CITATION” and the “COMMISIONED OFFICERS PRFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT RIBBION”
I understand now why he rocketed all the way to Private First Class. He’s a real flaccid charger!
He left out the ribbon he got for the 4th grade spelling bee.
It was the “participant” ribbon. 😉
because he misspelled CB
I wonder what TAH member sent him his nice little military phony dossier and TAH page?
That’s probably what made Chrissy go away.
I must confess,,,it was I,,,I plastered that bitch in every group he is in, every photo he had, and any reviews he made.
You did everything to him that could have been done to a man.
But, you’ll still respect him in the morning and pay the hotel bill.
Everybody wants to claim Secret Military Police until it becomes time to donate to The Secret Military Police Relief Fund.
I’d go to their Ball, only I don’t have the clearance to get directions to it
Based on this clown’s profile, I doubt that Secret Military Policemen even HAVE balls.
Maybe very teeny tiny ones?
After all, it’s only for three of them.
They do have Secret Policemen Balls.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_Policeman%27s_Ball
Yes, and when you don’t donate do they take their sweet time when coming to your house on a Secret Military Police call?
Just got a call last night. The guy starts with, “Is this Miguel?” I say, sorry bud you have the wrong number. Then he takes off with, “Well maybe you can help me, I’m Richard with the National Police and Patrolman Foundation…” I hung up. I tell you they are giving classes on how to entrap suckers into listening to the bullshit whatever it takes.
You have to engage them in pointless conversations. If they call you about your student debt, press 1 to speak to a representative. Then tell him that in 3rd Grade, you had to get a pass from the principal’s office because you forgot your milk money, and now 35 years later they want their money.
If you get a call about reducing your credit debt, tell them that you need $350K by midnight or the mob will break your legs.
They waste your time, you waste their time.
I got called by a creditor once and I was telling him that I intended to increase payments as soon as I got this other job but it fell through. He was unsympathetic.
So I asked him when he was a 9 year old boy, what did he want to be when he grew up?
He hesitated, then said “I don’t see how this has anything to do with –”
I interrupted and asked “Did you want to be an astronaut, or a professional football player, or a fireman?”
He insisted that he did not see the point.
I said “The point is you probably didn’t dream of being a collections agent for people that default on their payments. So, somewhere along the way something didn’t work out for you and that’s my point here. I was hopeful to get this better paying job but things didn’t work out for me.”
He said “Sir, this isn’t about me, this is about you. Can we please keep this on you.”
I said “Sure, but I’m just trying to get you to see where balloons burst around us in life. It happens to everyone, even you. So try and be a little more empathetic and reflect back to your childhood and try and member what you wanted to be vs. sitting in the chair you’re sitting in now. Nothing wrong with being a debt collector, but I’m sure you felt you were capable of so much more. In that sense, you and I are alike.”
I don’t know where all that came from but it was effective.
And just what does one learn at “Pegasus school”?
Obviously “Pegasus School ” did not teach him
(Puts on sunglasses)
how to make his horseshit fly….
Guess who just popped up with a comment over at Military Phonies on Ford’s BoS. Lt. Michael Wilson!
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=29830
Sorry, wrong Michael Wilson,,this one is the one who defended Ford in the BoS. Sorry for any inconvenience!
Lol, Military Police are now 31 series MOS’s, I did at one time hold both a 95B and 95C, but they changed to 31B and 31E respectively sometime after 1993 when I got out of Active Duty and went back in to the Reserves.
Ahem….
He’s getting a tattoo.
He’s getting ink done.
He wanted a thirteen,
But they drew a thirty one!
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks,
Well, he makes up in denial
That song works on so many levels for this guy…
@ EX-344 MP:
Very interesting!
I was trained as a 31M20 and a 31L20, but back in those days, long long ago, the 31 series was Signal Corps, and I was a Field Radio Relay and Carrier Equipment Repairman.
(Back then, there were no females in the Signal Corps.)
Also, my other MOS, which was 11D20, Cavalry Scout, is now changed to 19D20.
Because it was an 11 series MOS, I got the blue Infantry cord, which I don’t think Scouts get anymore.
On the other hand, I got my spurs without taking a Spur Ride, which is required now.
I also underwent on the job training with the 142d Military Police Company in Korea, and in the Utah State Guard, completed the Senior NCO Military Police Supervisor course.
It’s losers like this that keep me smiling
Now I think I’ve seen it all
But some other turd is sure to outdo this one
I’ve seen it on here to many times
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think these guys take “How stooped can you be?” as a challenge.
I’m just waiting to see who’s reading about Reality Winner and saying “Here, hold my beer and watch this!”
The really weird part?
If this idiot had kept the bullshit between the covers of his books, and just said “i cant say much about my prior work”, he would be selling more books, and no one here would have paid him any attention.
John Wayne is -right-.
Life -is- tougher if you are stupid.
nah he still would have been caught. dd214 did him in.
He managed to get the coveted Cold War Service Medal on his DD-214. I guess that I need to get a revision to mine.
“It’s what happens to a small town boy who was turned into one of the Military’s most notorious trained assassins.” REALLY?!!!!! Aside from that, his literary skills and spelling ability matches his self penned DD214.
That small town boy turned into one of English literatures most notorious assassins
He should just have NO REGERTS tattooed to his forehead, which is ironic, because if his DD-214 said, “I was eating a Milky Way,” well THAT I would have believed.
Actually, there is a Cold War Victory Medal AND a Cold War Victory Commemorative Medal, neither of which are issued by the United States Government.
The Cold War Victory Medal is authorized for wear by Cold War veterans serving in the Louisiana National Guard.
Cold War veterans serving in the Alaska National Guard may wear the ribbon, but not the medal.
The Cold War Victory Medal may be purchased from the USAMM web site, and the Cold War Victory Commemorative Medal may be purchased from the Medals of America web site.
Congress and the Department of Defense are still going back and forth over the issue of whether to officially authorize award of the Cold War Victory Medal.
I suspect the problem might be political, possibly due to fear of publicly embarrassing the Russians.
This is actually only part of his scam. He was on a Podcast last month called “The Short End of the Stick” on “Veterans Today” radio. His stories of his time in the Military Secret Police, his receiving the Bronze Star with V device, etc, etc are infuriating. I posted condensed versions (the full podcast is an hour and forty minutes long) of his claims to the “Fort McClellan Clearing House” group on Facebook for anyone whose interested.
Yeah.
This dude was a “Secret Manhole Inspector”.
Word has it that he got trapped on a “secret insertion mission”.
What a tool.
Hi again,
So there are no classified DD-214s? Even for those Delta guys? I know there are some guys out there who do really big time stuff. But then again, you would never hear from them.
The sense that I am getting is that anyone who served in a normal capacity (even a SEAL) is going to have a DD-214. If you are CIA or Delta or something really big time, maybe not?
I ask not because I need but because I might need and remember, I didn’t serve so I didn’t get a chance to learn this then. Thanks.
Andy Kravetz, reporter
Peoria (Ill.) Journal Star
No, there are no classified DD-214s
Classified material is not placed on a DD-214
For example: If you got a silver star on a classified mission the silver star would still be documented and a certificate issued and eventually it would be listed on a DD-214. The citation and supporting documents however would not contain any classified information about the mission.
As soon as you put classified info into anything the entire folder must be handled according to the highest classification of any particular piece inside it. Service records, health records, training records etc are not authorized to contain classified information.
Andy,
I always appreciate the effort you take to learn how the process works and what is and is not normal.
I am frequently one of those who broad-brush paints reporters in a negative light. But I am thankful that those broad general statements are not universally true.
Thank you, sir.
When someone goes to do “bigtime” stuff….the assignment often carries a transfer listing in the Record that is very seemingly generic and does not reveal anything to a casual reader. It’s only something you would recognize as special by experience.
For example nobody’s record is going to say they transferred to “The Secret Army of the Potomac”
It’s so simple
Sooo Very hard for people to understanding it
Even those of us that done time in the NG
Were screwing up records is a fact of life
In the end
It’s all there
Had to check out that Fort McCllelan board..
Those guys really went in on Chris Ford. This dude has a warrant out for wire fraud…LOL
Maybe the dumbass really does live in Colombia?
Are you serious? Wire fraud?
That might explain his need to be in the spotlight, somehow.
So again the stolen valor is just the tip of the sword
Yes indeed! He was suppose to pay 650k in wire fraud, and his wife I believe was busted too.
US marshals warrant.
Oh and apparently he joined the Fort McClellan group just to steal their stories and write that ridiculous book.
Hope the US marshals bust him in an area where there are no witnesses, and he resists arrest.
If he does indeed live in Colombia, he may already have himself some trouble with the Revolutionary Forces of Colombia.
Fort McClellan folks also got some funny conversations up that he made after he was outed it seems.
Well, then he gets no sympathy from me, for any of it.
Where is ChipNASA with the Wall of Insults????
Ahem….you beckoned?
Based on Ex-PH2’s invoking the WoI….
I make the motion for The Wall of Insults®™ to be leveled against Chris Ford; the secret MP and apparently, now, massive clusterfuck of
deliberate mental illness and shitbaggery.
SECOND?!
SECOND!
I VOTE “AYE”!!!
FOURTH!
OK we not only have a “SECOND” but you guys have gotten ahead of me and we already have an “AYE” vote, by TAH Robert’s Rules, only one “AYE” vote needed, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP!!! Stand Clear, Mind The Gap and STEEL YOURSELVES….. Wall of Insults®™ FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Chris Ford, fake Army Secret Military Police force member, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, baby unit, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, more ate… Read more »
If anybody deserves the Wall Of Insults, it’s that little Miss Reality Winner.
The little bitch sold out her country.
This Ford nut bag is just too much of a wackadoodle to waste a perfectly good Wall on.
JMHO.
IMHO cute little Miss Reality Winner deserves her own customized WOI with extra toppings.
I think that I agree but one time when I mentioned deploying a WoI against an individual of the female persuasion that many thought deserved it, Hondo and Jonn pointed out that I leave that to the Lionnesses of TAH as it may have the appearance of impropriety and misogyny.
/jes sayin is all.
//and the Ladies here have a very delightful eloquence
Ah, Yes, I had forgotten about the Lioness factor.
I withdraw my nomination and opinion.
Oh I’m sure it’s all good.
I’m hoping Toasty and/or Ex-Ph2 read this because I really like seeing them talk dirty.
*smirk*
Ain’t no smackdown like a Lionesses of TAH smackdown.
Chris M. Ford is a con artist who steals people money. he should not be trusted, nor Luz Myriam Ford. They live in Bogota Colombia and are wanted by US Government.
STAY AWAY FROM THESE THIEVES.
Chris M. Ford es un estafador que roba el dinero de la gente. No debe ser de confianza, ni Luz Myriam Ford. Viven en Bogotá Colombia y son buscados por el gobierno de los Estados Unidos.
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I know this guy! Would rather not say how but this guy has been defrauding people for years! I know for a fact that he incarcerated for a while in Florida for fraud. There is so much more but this guy needs to behind bars would like to help anyway possible.
chris ford is still committing fraud, he has a parole violation and is wanted in USA with bench warrant. He is hiding in Bogota, they dont have extradition other than drugs.
He recently started scamming people with a IPTV/facebook clone site. Please be aware and stay away from this man.
fordentinc@gmail.com Good Morning to all you faithful followers, (I am sending you this email from G MAIL as I wanted to make sure you all got it. ) First, I want to thank each and everyone of you who signed up and have stayed loyal to our cause. We will continue to support you and all the freedom of speech endeavors that you and I are here for. We have been getting a great deal of feed back on the system as per signing in. Please if you are having trouble signing into your account send CS@VETERANSTODAYTV.COM and email. I wanted to point out to you that we will be changing our name from Veterans Today TV to ULIVE NEWS today. Do not worry your logins and passwords will be retained on the new system. Only thing that changes is the name and the logo. Apparently there was to much grief over using the Veterans Today TV Name (in reality that is what the national networks and Dish Networked liked So they could put us beside AFN which is (Armed Forces Network) it actually had nothing to do with the Content belonging to veteranstoday.com. Today at 2pm EST the http://www.veteranstodaytv.com website will be redirected to http://www.ulive.news that redirection will remain in effect until all users are custom with the name change. One thing we never wanted with our service was to be pinned as a bad media example. as we have been getting many emails from the users to do this to protect ourselves. I will also be speaking live on out TV System to our users to explain this move to the new name and to answer their questions about the site and what it has to offer. The will be a chat box beside the live video where you can use your first name and ask questions. Trolls are welcome to ask questions also, but ask a troll question and you will get a troll answer. This will be simulcast on other networks as well. e.g. YouTube, Facebook, and VEMO and other IPTV companies around the world. This… Read more »
Hello, I just wanted to make sure everybody got last Nights Letter, Sorry to sending you twice if that has happened. Enjoy if you have not read it yet. Good Evening, My name is Chris Ford, I am one of the owners of Veterans Today TV Corporation. I wanted to take a few minutes to explain the concept behind the system we call Veterans Today TV, Spoiler Alert!!!, NO, we were not attacked by Iran or gassed by Syria or was dealt an underhanded deal from Israel or shot at by the man in the grassy knoll or hacked by Mossad Terrorist, Sadly the truth is not all that dramatic or full of all the conspiracy stuff that we read everyday. BUT!!!! A few months ago, one of my companies co-owned with XXXXX, (Comet Mobile Media Corporation) was hit by a DOS (denial of service)attack on our network here in Bogota Colombia. Our server racks are located in the Level 3 data center and were connected to a router that also served the traffic of two major national banks in Bogota. When this DOS attack took place targeting our server the load from the data-stream was so immense that it destroyed a commercial Cisco router, not only taking our servers offline but also forcing the banks offline as well until Level 3 was able to replace the router. After hours of searching through network analysis and data recorded by computer forensic software we were able to break down the vast network of nearly 200,000 virtual servers tied together using a combination of VPNs around the globe and identify the originating IP address giving us a physical location where the attack initiated from. One thing you have to understand is you can hide behind a VPN all day long. But the originating IP address you cannot change. The IP address came back to the Veterans Affairs located in Washington DC Downtown, Currently there is litigation to commence a lawsuit against the VA, from the two banks and Veterans Today TV for damages in the neighborhood of $1.2 billion. If it goes… Read more »
Chris Fraud