Christopher David Duke; another phone call
So we had a conversation with Christopher David Duke this morning. It was 25 minutes of him telling what a great guy he is, how smart his daughter is and how no one in his hometown thinks he’s a Marine. Well that’s not exactly true, because Joe, in his hometown, wrote this yesterday (emphasis is mine);
This is joe, you know the pussy “boy” while I have no copy’s of Chris’s records neither do y’all. I understand completely the bullshit that comes along with someone saying they are something they are not and while I never served or claimed to I have the utmost respect for those that have and are currently serving. With that being said, if I thought for a minute that Chris was lying I would not be putting myself in this shit. I know the man personally and I am an instructor at the school. And by the way, we teach bushcraft not tactical classes. I know the backstory behind all this shit. I know why it was started and who the hell started it. This bullshit was started by a jackass that got pissed off because Chris bested him and couldn’t admit defeat. While I support in theory what y’all are doing overall which one of y’all have the fucking right to try and ruin someone when no social security number was turned over for the records to be pulled. The document post with the date of the 4th on it is completely bogus because the dipshit didn’t have the social and knew if he made it up then this is exactly what would happen. I don’t have a dog in this fight other than I work at the school and it supports my family so in turn y’all’s bogus bullshit is taking the food from my daughters mouth
Someone in his hometown thinks he’s a Marine. He gave some lengthy explanation about his website can’t be taken down because of some password issue. Blah-blah, f’n blah. I gave until tonight to take down the website with his lies. He said that it would be down tonight.
I was civil through the entire conversation and let him yammer on about what a great guy he is, and he told me that I misquoted his website. Actually, I didn’t. Here’s the screen shot;
First, show me where I misquoted anything and, second, show why someone who read this bullshit wouldn’t come away thinking that Duke isn’t saying he’s not a Marine.
At the end of our 25-minute conversation, he thought he could dictate to me how to run my own blog, and I kind of lost it, I guess because I’d been polite for the first 23 minutes. But, yeah, hes a dick, he’s a liar, he admitted he wasn’t a Marine and anyone who thinks otherwise is intentionally ignorant.
If his website doesn’t come down tonight, I have one more ace in the hole, but you’ll have to wait until tomorrow, when his website is still up.
But I get the feeling that he’s telling me one thing and telling the people around him quite another. But if he’s still making his claims in the morning, that will end rather abruptly.
Category: Phony soldiers
Some people just need to learn the hard way, don’t they?
Chris…
I’d take Jonn’s advice and shut this down and slink away.
Shitstorm that you have thought has been put on you so far?
Sweetcheeks…that’s only a fart in Church.
We. Don’t Give. Up.
You. *WILL* Go. DOWN. …Painfully or not…it’s your choice.
You make the call. (And not another sniveling phone call)
Man The FUCK UP and ADMIT your ERROR and APOLOGIZE……*PROFUSELY*.
Wait until tomorrow?
Tenterhoooks. Hanging onto.
I hate it when I get a hook in my tenter.
That’s why I gave up fishing.
Dis gonna b good.
http://i.imgur.com/PJtnTuB.jpg
Trust me…This will NOT end well for Chris.
I will enjoy watching this hardheaded, lying sack of shit, cocksucker, go down.
/pun, maybe? 😀
*Hands Chip another coffee*
For us man, for us.
*facepalm*
Lol. 🙂
If this dirt bag has made 1 cent off his BS school by lying to people, he should be prosecuted.
Re that web site screen shot: are there doofuses out there who read that bull shit and get all excited and want to spend money to learn these supposed skills? For what? Why? UFB.
To the question: I sure would think he’s trying to say he was a Marine.
The conservation that secret squirrel had with another Marine yesterday. And of him claiming to have been a Marine are entered into his Blog of Shame now. The duke of posers can pound sand.
BTW Chris, It’s been 24 hours , Where is that attorney that you threaten us with ?
http://scotty-stolenvaloroffendersexposed.blogspot.com/2014/04/christopher-david-duke-us-marine.html
Yeah, Scotty, we talked about his lawyer threats and the fact that he promised you a DD214. DO you have screen shots of those conversations, because Chris forgot that he had said that.
Jonn – yeah, I think Scotty has the screenshots of him claiming to be a Marine. Complete with claimed PEBD and EAS dates and MOS. (smile)
Hondo Scott posted link above brother.
I’ll send you what I have Jonn. Before this clown knew what was actually taking place yesterday. He was one billy bad ass key board commando.
Not holding my breath. He’s simply covering one lie with another. Like no one’s ever thought of that one before. Loser.
“Bailiff whack his peepee!”
“I would, your honor, but I forgot my magnifying glass.”
Damn, Gladys – you get around! (smile)
Nice “Night Court” reference, BTW.
LebbenB: Cheech and Chong, actually – “Trippin’ in Court”. The Judge in that bit was “the Honorable Gladys Dykes”. (smile)
Warning; somewhat coarse and suggestive; possibly NSFW or around prudes/clergy/children.
I remember those dudes, man. Like I sat in with them on drums when they were at the Fillmore.
Sigh…I’ve always thought government-enforced sterilization of stupid people (eugenics) was an abomination. Then I see this winner and start wondering all over again.
HS…it does give me pause for thought as well.
Like I said before – this is gonna be fun.
“Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part!”
“And we’re just the guys to do it.”
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to through life, son.
It’s working for me.
OVER?!! NOTHING IS OVER UNTIL WE DECIDE IT’S OVER!! WAS IT OVER WHEN THE GERMANS BOMBED PEARL HARBOR? NOOOO!!!…
I personally say if he continues to fight it, then he is just going to lose. Unfortunately for our friend here, he ran business and profited from the Stolen Valor according to the letter of the law.
Chris, Joe, sockpuppets, you may want to actually retain an attorney. Too many veterans here are connected in ways you wouldn’t and couldn’t comprehend.
Think about, if not for yourself, then for the sake of your child. When they grow up and ask why Daddy is a Federal Felon, you can explain to them that you Stole Valor from the people who gave you the very right to do it. Tough words? Maybe. It is really time to throw in the towel now. It will only get worse the longer you, Chris, drag it on.
Now, who’s got the donuts?
Christopher, Jonn is a man of his word. And the internet is forever. I would STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU HEED HIS ADVICE.
This is how it’s going to go down.
Mark it. Book it. Done…
Sooner or later it’s going to become a reality and you can go quietly or you can go kicking and screaming like the little pussy you are.
We. Will. Not. Rest. Until. Justice. Is. DONE.
Jonn- It’s a shame you “lost it” in the final couple of minutes. That costly mistake may result in you not being invited to experience true love at his campfire.
And this comment, friends and neighbors, is an example of why we have brain bleach. 🙂
The website is down.
http://www.lookeastsurvivalsolutions.com/page3.html
Hmmmmmm. That can’t be Chris ‘ doing, someone else smarter than him must have had it taken down.
All I get is a white page…..
Dammit….I was looking forward to some fun for this weekend….
Well, there’s always that saying…..
“What does the Barber say?”
“NEXT!”
Yep. Good ole 404!
This dude really is nuclear-powered stoopid!
Are ya sure he ain’t the “nukeyeler-powered” type of stupid instead?
He’s definitely weapons-grade stupid in my book!
Chris sees what is being said here about him. And he has yet to make an appearance. That speaks volumes for his credibility. Guess we can add chicken shit to his title now also.
Scotty, chicken shit is very useful, it’s a great plant fertilizer. Dog turds like Duke are more useless and fucked up than a truckload of broken football bats!!
Dog crap is also excellent fertilizer, Proud Infidel. And old-style tanners use it as a source of tannin for making leather.
Look at that, you learn something new every day! The fact remains that I have far more respect for a dog turd on a sidewalk than I ever will for POSers like Chris Duke and his ilk!
Human urine is also useful in leather tanning, I guess that makes Dukey the skittles-farting Rainbow Pony more worthless than a bucket of fresh, warm piss!
This is for Dukie. The next time you speak with your attorney, ask him to explain what fraudulent misrepresentation. The least of your problems may be what is published or said on this blog.
I do t think that Duke will take his website down, I’m sure he’s not even thinking about it, he’s way too narcissistic, egotistical, and has NO IDEA about who he’s messing with!!
Bernath’s next client, maybe?
Both the facebook and website are down!
Well slap me upside my head with a flaming squirrel, I wonder if Duke did it himself, or did someone else do it in an attempt to wipe his ass for him?
What happened to his butt plug of a boyfriend Joe? hahahahahah.loser loser loser
If the website is down then how will Cheveliar ask for his refund? He was really looking forward to a weekend in the bush and the campfire. Of well, fucked again.
Meh, maybe Chevy, Bernutless, Dullass, Church, Visconi and Duke were planning on gathering around a campfire like Middle Eastern muzzies on “man-love Thursday”?
Dang it and I was looking forward to signing up for the “one with the grass and wind” seminar along with the “how to build a fire and burn down the forest” workshop.
Shit, anyone got Guidicks number?
Sorry, “One with Grass/Wind” is booked up. It looks like there are some openings for “Intro to Shaolin E-Tool,” though.
You’re killing me Mr. B!
Aw…I missed the weed and fart class.
HUH? no Ninja E-tool training? THAT’S IT, COUNT ME OUT!!
I don’t know about you guys, when it comes to barbecuing, don’t come around the Stone Compound bearing propane or charcoal. For me, it is burning squirrel. The Stunning Agency Leads The Way!
Sorry. In order to enroll in Ninja E-Tool, you have to complete the pre-reqs of Shaolin E-Tool, Love me – Love my E-Tool, and Hidden E-tool, Crouching Slit Trench.
*checks stopwatch*
Ladies and Gents, that must be some kind of record for a poser…from being outted, to flaming out, to white flag being raised.
+10
* golf clapping*
Doc,
Like TSO and I said…His web site was only a “little gay” (nttawwt) and I didn’t see a white flag….maybe he used his pink counterfeit Izod shirt.
Chris: “Oh YOO HOO!!! Guys??? GUYS!!?? I give up. Really. Come on Guys. Ooch..OW…You hurt my FEELINGS!!!
I mean come *on* guys….I’m am sooooo *SENSITIVE* and all that doodalie…..someone hug me….guys?? My Butt is hurt too………GUYS?? Joe?…..JOE?!?!? WHERE’S MY HUG?!?!?!?!?”
I got a hug for you right here Chip if you really need it, said no straight serviceman ever.
Maybe he feels that he didn’t get a good enough group hug from the WAAAAHmbulance crew we dispatched to his location yesterday? That, or he thought the vocals sucked when they sang “Kum-ba-yah” for him?
Oohhh How long til the Puppets come?
I’ve been rehearsing all night for them.. 😀 I have a bunch of questions that need answering.
Do I still get to be a lesbian even though I’m a “Washed Up Old Vet A-H**e” living in the past?
Can I wear flannel lined leather thongs under my purple tiger stripe spandex with glitter on it?
Can I still have some cheese and ham? Maybe some grapes?
Will the ghosties still shake the bushes outside my door and knock on the door without leaving any cookies?
Will the Unicorns still fart rainbows if they don’t get any cheesey poofs?
Ok that’s all for now. Please don’t keep me waiting Puppets. I need these answers soon.
Thank you 😀
OMG Toasty, preface those posts with a disclaimer for the love of god!
Just remember for the future that all Toasty’s post should be read with caution and no drinks near by. Unless there’s a cockpuppet involved, you should have popcorn and a shot handy in that case.
@Ex-344MP
Sowwy! 😀
@ Valky
I am learning well from you and PH2 🙂
“Can I wear flannel lined leather thongs under my purple tiger stripe spandex with glitter on it?”
Did we date in the 90s?!?
@ RangerX
Hmm maybe..Did you ever wear a Sequinned Spandex Suit with Army Green Splotches?
We had them in the Air Force. I think the pilots wore them!!
@Retired Master~
Did they eat 7lb blocks of cheese in one sitting too?
I’ll feed you the grapes TC. 😉
@Kinda old ET1
How romantic! Yes please, but only if you will let me feed you the cheese ET1 😀
Just a little cheese… Please.
His personal Facebook page is still up and nothing on it to the fact that he lied about being a veteran. Think he did make $$ from lying about being a veteran, his sponsors probably gave him knives and rucks to promote their products. So may be in HOT WATER there.
https://www.facebook.com/christopher.duke.7
Yep, it’s still up and he’s still got photos pretending to be a cool military guy on there. Doucherocket. >:(
Wonder if Blackwater has seen his “LESS Logo” on that page? Sure looks almost the same except theirs has 5 nails and pretender numbnut’s has 4.
Blackwater probably doesn’t give a shit though since this clown is such a phony anyway. But Corps go to lengths to protect their logos.
Dang, I have to correct myself. Blackwater changed their name a logo awhile back. I just remembered. But, bet that Dufus got the idea from there.
It’s a generic ‘tracker’ patch from TAD gear.
His new motto
“Earth wind or grass, I take it up the ass”.
“Then let loose some serious gas”.
LOL! the women of TAH are so nasty! (did I mention I like nasty women?) :p
“No cock will I let pass.”
“Until the expulsion of sassafras has past”
But does he even offer a reach-around?
No Proud, just hugs and gas.
So how many posers is that now that claim to “teach” our troops or to have written a book for them to be taught from? Cause you know the government only teaches them which end of the gun to hold, the rest is left up to chance.
How fucking stupid do they believe the general public is, or how stupid are they? No need to answer, it was a rhetorical question.
The sad truth is that there are a lot of people out there hungry for “authenticity” and “experience” and are only too willing to fork out their hard-earned dough to these con artists.
That’s why I have some mixed feelings bout d-bags like Duke: Yes, they’re using their phony “credentials” to take money from people in exchange for “tactical training” and that’s reprehensible. OTOH, any civilian willing to trust these idiots and pay money for such “training” is not exactly moonlighting from his rocket scientist job, now is he?
Put another way, the fakers are selling a fantasy and their sucker customers are buying. In that sense, aren’t they getting what they’re paying for?
Yes that’s true basically. But what if one of these assjacks got someone killed with their “survival” training? I’m a firm believer in “stupidity should hurt” just as long as it hurts the correct person.
I love how his defense is that he is not wearing any USMC gear in those photos, and they were taken at his school. No Shit? Like we couldn’t tell that. We haven’t seen awesome backyard ops photos that impressive since Snake Eyes Jordan.
hahahah i remember that butt plug
I guess y’all got the news that his website is down. Good.
Are you counting on it staying down?
Splash. Out.
Down 100. Left 100. Fire for effect. HE and WP.
*Splash Over*
*Splash Out*
*Repeat*
*Splash Over*
*Splash Out*
Target is destroyed!
I do agree with the overall point however, as much as I want too, I just can’t let it go.
It would be HE/WP Mix, Left 100, Down 100, then your FFE (See FM 6-30, Sequence of Subsequent Directions). Though, even this isn’t standard as you shouldn’t be going into the FFE phase until you are breaking the 100m bracket IE. final 50m corrections for both range and deviation. Granted he is a large fellow looking at the picture. Target size could be one reason to skip another adjustment, but as I doubt he moves very fast so why not go for accuracy, right?
Another trip to the Way-Back Machine is in order here. As an NBC Puke, I had the opportunity to serve in 3 different FA battalions- 2 8-inch Bns and an MLRS Bn. Give the 8-inch guys a 10 digit grid and they’d put the round in the Pickle Barrel. Give the MLRS guys a 4 digit grid, erase it from your mapsheets. When Jonn and Scotty muster the troops it’s MLRS Time gang.
Found this lovely gem googling him. Scroll down to 13 March 2014 to “Birth of an Operator” his story in his words!
http://sigma3survivalschool.tumblr.com/
It’s him. Same pics and bio. The balls.
Great link Wow101. Thanks. Funny how he stated, he never claimed to be a Marine. That’s only 4 weeks ago too. That article says he was a not only a Marine BUT a Scout Sniper. I quote,
“After the so called Storm, I was about to come into my niche and as the rest of the world was coming down from the high of a war. Most of my peers sought discharge and I went to what was the hardest training I would ever endure. The School House of the Scout Sniper! From this point on I would be a Marine Sniper and I would begin my road to becoming a Tactical Operator for the most elite private military contracting company in the world.”
Gimme a break
Yeah, well, ask any of us who were actually in the so-called storm about that coming down off the high of a war. Yeah, not so much. It was a little weird, especially for we old enough to remember (with no fondness) how it was a few decades earlier, but not in any sense that this clown would understand.
Although, Denny Penny would probably agree completely with this PoS.
“…Death is not an option.”
Gimme a fuckin’ break, will ya? Even the most dewy-eyed civilian with zero exposure to the military would smell a rat after reading such tripe.
His “bio” reads like a synopsis of “Sniper” and “Shooter.” (Which was a loose adaptation of Stephen Hunter’s excellent “Point of Impact.”)
Lebben- Yes! Point of Impact is phenomenal. The second one Time to Hunt also excellent. I have both of them in audio on my iPhone. Read by the general from Stargate SG1.
http://sigma3survivalschool.tumblr.com/ It’s him. Same pics and bio. The balls.
Busted! Nice find!
Great link, Thanks. Since I never heard of Sigma 3 Survival Schools, wanted to find out who there were.
http://www.survivalschool.us/about-us/our-survival-instructors/
Oh my. One of those people is about to get seriously scrutinized….
It’s Sean isn’t it? I bet it’s Sean. It is right?
Yes, my big brother still calls me a pain in the ass. Why do you ask?
55 kills in 6 min? PFFFH! I did that too, except I was playing MOH.
I’ve got 56 kills in 5 mins, except it was me that died while playing Pac-Man. I fucking hate that game!
I was right wasn’t I? I was! I know I was! And if you don’t believe me I’m telling Mom!
Hey, I once had 200+ kills in 10 SECONDS, but it was dealing with a fire ant nest using carb cleaner and a lighter!
Damn, how soon will we start seeing some of these “Instructors” here on TAH?
Dammit, I can’t leave this one alone. Like your tongue going to a place where a tooth used to be…
So. This particular little factoid is where I am really hitching. See, I was on the roof of Modelo prison the morning after Kurt’s rescue. C Co 3/75 had been tasked with clearing La Comandancia and the prison roof gave a clear view of most of the windows facing the street. We entered at street level, and made our way to the roof. On the way up, I saw plenty of evidence that “those guys” had been there.
Anyway, the problem is…blood. Or specifically, not nearly as much blood as should have been present if 55 plus individuals had been killed the night before. Yes there was some, but nowhere near the order of magnitude that would indicate 55 plus KIA.
Unless of course he strangled them all. He does look like he has strong hands…
Maybe he got strong hands by choking chickens?
Ok, so it’s not Sean! I can admit when I am almost wrong.
Professional Soldier already at a little lookie loo at these guys. Sean Walker is cool but that guy Kelly was out in under a year as a PFC. Thanks Chip!
Looks like a whole buttload of FOIAs need to be placed!
Sean Walker looks like he was a little vetted here already…..my BS detector went off too..
http://www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=42246
Dammit Chip!
I of course meant “Thank you most kind and wise Sir”. Damn auto correct!
Damn, anyone ever told you that you have the energy level of a hummingbird on meth?
Only everyone, why? Did you hear something? It’s not true I swear I wasn’t there and those pictures are not me! Who said it, huh? Come on you can tell me. I won’t tell! Wanna go jogging?
If the Sinjefe on that board is the same one I am familiar with (and he does rock the same avatar), then it would seem that Sean is a professional. Just not a quiet one.
I am still waiting on verification elsewhere.
That thread has him tied in with Kelly Alwood, son of now-infamous Kent Alwood.
If you start clicking your way down the rabbit hole on these names, you will be overwhelmed by an urge to grab a bucket and purge your lunch. Some of the most gaytastic shit-show fuckery you will ever see.
It’s like an onion of gayness, with each layer more gay than the last.
More like peeling through a head of VERY rotten cabbage!!
https://www.facebook.com/dalton.fury1?filter=3
Scroll down for mention of Sean.
When was it these guys started acting like SEALs?
Brad Thor is mentioned there too, and as much as I want to like him, he’s the same dude that was sticking up for Gidduck.
I cried from laughing at this BIO .
Damn WOW101…I just emailed the link and the actual blog post from sigma3 to Jonn thinking I found some ridiculous dirt first. I should have known better.
I could not get through the whole post at one sitting.
I hope someone got a screen shot of that. Kinda makes you wonder about the rest of the group if they can’t see through this cheesedick Duke.
The lure of dinero convinces many to put aside their convictions and hold their nose, ArmyATC. As well as their tongue.
Bahahah good work you salty band of fucktard ,404 error for his lame website,his facefcuk fan page gone,but i don;’t know if he is still on fb,cuz the cunt blocked me,i guess he didnt like the photo’s i was sending him hahahah,all in all very satisfing
This dickbutt looks like he watched too much Sniper and Hunted.
Those pictures. Those pictures are hilarious.
Just read “Birth Of A Operator”
What a bunch of bull shit. It’s not even good fiction. What it is, is nothing but eye abuse.
What a clown!
My Bullshit Detector overloaded and blew up before I even finished reading the first paragraph of that drivel!!
I got nothin’. The cheek on this Duke fucker.
*double facepalm*
Hello Joe? Are you there Joe? Are you here?
Did you want to apologize now or did you want to wait a little bit longer? Its ok if you want to wait..Of course the longer you do, the more guilt by association is going to cling to you..
Well when you decide its time, here’s a towel to wipe that Santorum dribble off your face…its alright, don’t be to upset, it happens…
Here’s a hug for you. (())
You sure do have a pretty hug.
@Valky
Thank you ma’am… 😀
I love your evil sense of humor.
@Proud~
Did you mean “eval”? I can never keep them straight… 😀
Thank you though…here’s some cheese /\/\
“The whole group of you make the devil appear to be saintly.”
F. Visconi
DON’TCHA JUST LOVE GETTING COMPLIMENTED?!!
Poking at Grand Wizard Duke sure did cause a lot of other Dukes of Assard to appear as well. Shook that tree pretty hard didn’t ya Jonn? Look how many are falling out of it. Kinda like being on a range with 40 pop-ups but only one 30-rd magazine.
Well, Joe. Have you taken our advice and asked Duke about his creds? Did he show you a DD-214 or did he make some bullshit excuse? I’ll bet he told you it was classified and that he wasn’t fighting what’s said here because…well, he’s classified and could be recalled or some such horseshit.
“I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.”
So WHERE is our precious little Skittles-and-rainbows-farting little Sparkle Pony Tinsel Mouse today? Has he taken to the woods for a nice group hug and a howl at the moon around a campfire, or is he getting in touch with Bernath so he can “lawer up” and take down the eeeevil TAH Empire? Methinks he’s trying to team up with Bernutless, DillASS, Fwankie, et al already, they’re like MRE turds in a slit trench!
We’re an empire now? Kewl! Can I be a princess?
@ Valky
Only if I can be your lesbian lover wench. I promise I will feed you cheese and grapes and wear flannel lined leather thongs, and as an added bonus, I will put on my very best sparkly, glittery spandex, pleather corset with the laces in the front that have skittles hanging off them.
You got yourself a deal! But I prefer smarties over skittles.
I told you I already paid your membership fees into the “Lesbos-R-Us” super duper secret beaver club. (See what I did there?) It’s so secret we don’t even know we’re gay.
@Valky~
Smarties it is…do you prefer the regular sweettart smarties or the really cool jellybean smarties?
THAT’S IT!! I hereby motion for y’all’s lesbian status to be REVOKED, Valky, Ex-PH2, TC,…
Can I get a refund? If not then wait until tomorrow. It’s free body shots tonight.
@Valky~
Shhhh you are not supposed to tell them there Man Peoples about that…
If they find out we will have to let them play with our Wonder twin decoder rings..
” let them play with our Wonder twin decoder rings..”
Nope.. Wont do it.. Wont even go there…
You’re Killing Me Smalls..
Killing me.
@Proud you can’t motion for a revocation I’m afraid.
See we are in a super duper secret beaver club where we don’t know we are gay, therefore you don’t either.
Well SMACK ME upside my head with a flaming squirrel, me and my mouth!!
Wait – What?!? You revoked my Lebanese status before I even knew I had it?
Oh, that’s just mean!
Another phone call from Chris. I swear, I haven’t got a lick of work done today dealing with him and Visconi. But Duke says that someone stole his pictures and put them on that webpage. He says he has proof. I’m sitting here patiently waiting for the proof. Well, maybe impatiently.
The tale of the “Ye Ole’ Hacker of Hackerville”.
So he/it is playing the “I WAS HACKED!!” card? Next we’ll be hearing about him sitting in a corner in the fetal position after doing a search-and=destroy on a big block of cheese! Maybe he has some spandex tights to go with his pwetty pink shirt, too?
Dang, Jonn. This clown is playing Poser tactic’s 101 to the letter.
1. Gives false claims of units & MOS’s
2. Threatens with an attorney
3. He never served at all
4. He never claimed that he served
5. He was hacked
And I forgot about his sock puppet Joe.
You forget “I was honoring the service of my (pick one):
A. Father
B. Brother
C. Godson
D. Neighbor
E. Postman
F. High school guidance counselor
Jonn, you really need to send these guys to the “how to be a good phony” page when they call you up screaming lawyer and sue!sue!. It’s entertaining watching them thrash around and all, sure. But we could save so much time.
They could save a lot of time and effort if they would only read the Poser SOP handbook.
That damn Parker! He’s just out to make everyone a hero.
Is there some site where these posers read on what to do when they get caught or something?
“Step 10(a): Claim that you got hacked to be portrayed as way more badass than your sad pathetic self ever could be.”
OK, so here’s his proof that he didn’t write that article that everyone is talking about. It’s a .pdf of the original article published in 2012. the proof? Well, no one calls him Chris D., that’s why. What? Are you stupid.
John, have you and Scotty, and Mark thought about writing and publishing a book for these idiot posers to go by?
Yes, in fact I have. I wanted to do a coffee table book with one poser per page. But the lawsuits would probably kill me.
Wouldn’t the information I.e. pics and such be considered public domain seeing as FOIAS were filed?
Blur out their faces and use the names we call them. Most of the stories along with the comments back and forth are hilarious enough to sale books. Plus there’s enough of us here that would buy a copy to make worth your wild.
Wow, simply wow! He’s gotta be kidding me right? Chris, please, give it up! Nobody calls you Chris D. eh? So how about Chris Dick, Chris Dickwad, Chris Dickcheese, Chris Dickhead, Chris Dumbass, etc., etc. I think you get the idea, right Chris?
I’m ashamed we share a name! I’m changing mine now. I think I’ll have the lyrical genius that is our very own Toasty pick me a new one. I don’t think I’ve pissed her off, yet. So it should be alright. Hopefully.
Valkyrie, were you referring to me in your post above? Did I offend you in some way? If I did I was not aware and ask your forgiveness, please.
No darling! Not you, you could never offend me. I was talking about the buttqueef in question. We share part of a name.
@Valky~
I would be honoured to choose a new name for you Shield Maiden…But I believe our resident Authoress EX-PH2 is far more lyrical then I could ever hope to master 🙂
She is wonderful with the eloquent words, you’re wonderful with the “sparkly” descriptive ones. Hah! Oh and btw.
Chris Duke is “juicer of have dones!” Copy and repeat. I’m lazy and can’t figure out how to copy paste from my phone.
I think Stabby77 would be good, don’t you?
It’s suggestive, forceful and maybe even androgynous, suggesting maybe something in flannel with sequins?
How about Flannel01?
@Army ATC~
You have inspired me…
How about this:
“Shield Maiden of the Sequinned, Flannel Lined Leather Thong”?
Oh well hell, upon reflection, that may be a bit wordy.
let just go with:
“Sequinned* Shield Maiden 003.2”
She’s from the the Order of Flannel Lined Leather Thongs Clan.
**Hat tip to Ex-PH2 for the Sequinnes**
See! I knew you’d have something “sparkling” to add, with the help of our Queen. Thanks!
Crap! Spelled it wrong! Soory!
I’m stuuuuuuupid secret squirelly……said the tub of lard trying to be Rambo.
He was gonna be a marine sniper.
Does that mean SCUBA gear, fins, speargun and all, hiding behind a reef bump and waiting for those nasty-bad fish to swim by?
Does anyone besides me think he alone was responsible for the disappearance of Nemo?
And James Bond!
I bet he wears it while stalking a block of cheese with a speargun in a supermarket dairy aisle!
It’s official. Chris Duke really is a complete and total fucking moron.
*waves hello to everyone*
*munch**munch**munch* dis popcorn b good.
lol…I’m sorry this just gets better and better *smh*
I’ll make some more. Butter?
Did the hackers register the website for him also? Better let him know. They stole his address, phone #, email, etc.
Where to begin ? I know you guys have waited for this moment and it has arrived . First off , I have admitted my wrongs and apologized , thats the very best that I can do and I do not now or have I ever expected sympathy . I am going to provide facts here . 1. Kevin Reeve On point tactical , not one day of military service and has trained more high speed operators than any of you know , skills taught are SERE , tracking , counter tracking ETC. 2. Tom Brown Tracker Shcool . Not one minute of military service and has taught more SEALS , RANGERS than are listed in the members of this website . 3. Ron Hood (Vietnam Vet) Was instrumental in redesigning the ENTIRE USMC Moutain Warfare Centers Instrutor program for survival , summer and winter and was a civilian at the time he was brought on as a CIVILIAN CONTRACTOR to teach the course . My point here is this : You do not have to have a card in your wallet to teach survival skills , you simply have to have a hard working knowledge of them and be able to repeat them other than that being able to stand up and talk and show students the mechanics of the skills . The US Military uses civilian contractors on a daily basis to teach all kinds of skills even tactical type training . I know I was wrong for “juicing up” my resume and I have more than paid the price for it and apogized for it , I meant NO disrespect to any member of any service . I have NEVER fronted medals , bragged about any of this , not to anyone . I have not gained anything from it in any shape or form….I simply did not correct people who thought it , once again , my fault and admitted . I have done my level best to cooperate with John in this matter even knowing that it was going to be put on the forum… Read more »
No one here is saying you have to have military service to teach survival dude. Cudos to the people you named who are good at what they do.
Are you saying that you have/had USG contracts to conduct the training you describe? I’m skeptical but open to being proved wrong. (And, please, don’t tell me they were secret squirrel contracts that you can’t even whisper about). If you have/had USG contracts, care to show the CPARS on any of those contracts?
PS…such training would require attention to detail. The MMFIC here is JONN not John. Out.
Wow! Nice apology while also patting yourself on the back about what a great person you are. So part of being a good parent is showing your children that it’s ok to lie as long as donate money to the ones you’re stealing from. Gotcha! Good job.
*munch* *munch* *munch*
Yep, lighting afire inside a tree at the roots, which are also catching on fire is the best survival technique.
Said no Boy Scout or survivalist ever.
I return you to your regularly scheduled program.
Allow me to retort , Lighting a fire next to a tree is commonly used in SERE to filter smoke and hide fire , look it up .
The picture of the fire next to the tree ? The tree has a buttress root which forms a natural “U” fire reflector which returns heat to the person sitting in front of it , the tree was NOT harmed in any way and no , thats not a pun or joke .
Sooooo, it is an intellectual conversation were going to have now.
Ahem.
While I would agree with you that it creates a natural hide hole if you were lighting a fire, correct me if I am wrong here as I have never gone through SERE, but does not the very acronym mean Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape.
So……unless your a.million miles away from anyone, you would never light a fire, nor have time to if Lol the reports over the years of Pilots bailing out who had to put this course to test.
Explain to me the purpose of said fire.
Wow….autocorrect f*ed that up big time.
I’ll gladly explain if you need it, I understand that Neanderthals were closer to monkeys than Homo Sapiens.
Hey, 344, do NOT talk about my in-laws that way.
EXACTLY ! Survive , the first word in the acronym , Our bodies have to maintain 98.6 degrees to live , we have to have at minimum 2500 calories perday to maintain enough energy for basic task , like walking and brathing . You cannot eat without drinking water as it WILL kill you because food takes water to digest . SO!! The fire would be for boiling water to make it sterile to drink and would only be done if safe A/O wise to do so…the manual also states as does the boy scout manual if death is immenant rather than die , you would in fact drink tainted water if your clorine tablets were already used or unavailable .
While I agree in theory to your application, I don’t think many people are going to get to the point of having to build a fire for survival.
Most people fail horribly before then due to dehydration, infection, or attacks by insects, snakes, or other wildlife, therefore negating trying to be all ninja hiding their fire when at that point they want to be found to live.
Please give a specific example of the when and how you would come to need a hidden fire in a survival scenario please.
In Zombieland, you too will wish you could make a hidden fire. Also, wear seat belts and don’t be a hero.
So … You have never been to a real survival school … Like in the military … Right?
Me? No. Just an MP and Artillery man back in the day. 🙂
Common sense goes a long way.
Oh and an appetite for knowledge. I’m also an eagle scout, does that count for anything? 🙂
Nice to encounter another Eagle Scout. Congrats
I was speaking to knucklehead above.
“I have been insrumental in getting people surgeries that they otherwise couldnt have received .”
Okay, full stop at this point. This is the classic narcissist/poser/faker/tool line, designed to display their soft, gentle, tender & caring humanitarian side while not actually establishing a claim to anything that is remotely verifiable. Not once in 30+ years in the medical field have I ever run across any such situation where a person paid for, arranged for, or otherwise made possible any acutely needed surgery for any stranger, but you do tend to hear these claims a lot.
It is also my experience that these tools who claim to be “a good husband and father . I take care of my family every single day” do so in such a way that results in frequent ER visits. Which are totally someone else’s fault, you know.
I have never put my hands on any woman nor my chid in any kind of violent way . I do have a proper upbringing , I do not even have a criminal record .
You may want to put quotes around the last part of that statement. These are quotes: “”.
Just saying is all……If you look back at the posts in the original thread, you’ll see some of the ultra secret super duper law people bringing you up in thier crosshairs.
Wow, what an accomplishment. You don’t even have a criminal record. Priceless.
“I do not even have a criminal record .”
Congratulations. I believe the related saying goes something like, “Indicted but never convicted.” The vast majority of abusers aren’t.
Anyhow. I am quite curious about the “I have been insrumental in getting people surgeries that they otherwise couldnt have received” claim. Care to enlighten us with one example of this?
And has never had sex with farm animals. As far as we know.
DAMMIT, BOY, what are “feildcraft” and “feilding”? That and you hold a knife like you’re about to assault a birthday cake!! And how often did you meet with your COR when you were contracting? OH, and your postings that Scotty saved? Were they done by the space aliens while they had you in their flying saucer? It’s obvious that they anal probed you so hard it gave you BRAIN DAMAGE!!
Bullshit you didn’t benefit from it- you think claiming all that military knowledge didn’t get you more business?
Was that an apology? If so, it may have been the most self-serving apology in history. I feel like I just read an advertisement.
I say my biggest fault is caring too much. Or maybe working too hard.
Huge faults. And for those I am sorry.
This guy is a total turd, and if he can’t see that that isn’t an apology, then he doesn’t have enough honor to even shame. “Ok, you got me, I did it, but A,B,C did it too, so there…”
Just no honor.
My nuts hurt.
Was that an apology?
“Juicing up” your resume? That’s what you call blatant lies? Whatever works for you, Skippy. I’m not buying your “apology.” Not once in your entire diatribe did you admit that you lied. And don’t try to tell us that you didn’t claim to be a Marine. Scotty caught you red handed. Now how about those other claims? You taught high speed Special Forces guys? Really? How about writing the SERE course? You want us to believe you really did that? You’ve piled it on high and deep. You haven’t cooperated. You were caught and you tried to wiggle your way out of it. Now how about a real apology? Admit to your lies, point by point.
I can’t get past this part: ‘I have been a mentor to gang type and metally affected kids’.
Taken exactly in context, it means he has mentored old-fashioned handset type, which is set or ‘ganged’ in ‘furniture’, or wooden casings before it is inked in the press. So that kind of explains the reference to ‘metally affected kids’, meaning the offspring of the ganged type blocks.
This is so inscrutable, it’s definitely an alien codespeak that can only be translated by the Ardea Supremis, and I do not know if he’s in this week.
I learn so much from your posts. Seriously.
And I have literally had so much sheer fun writing them!
And the ‘guy’ stuff – well, that is having a profound and worthwhile influence on my stories where a ‘guy’ is the main character. You just don’t get this stuff when you’re simply dating someone. Y’all go ‘nice’ on me. ‘Nice’ doesn’t make for ‘real’ in writing.
For a long time I was a lurker here. Ex – Ph2 always educated me. Lol
Here is the deal, Chris…. I’m the Marine you spoke with on the phone before you contacted John. To verify that, I’ll give you a quote from our conversation, “I don’t think you’re the devil or Hitler, man up and say you fucked up and over time, if you don’t backslide, real men will forgive you.” Remember that? I didn’t tell you to build your self up. Just say I lied and hug the cactus. I promised I would talk about our conversation in public, but you fucked that up with that B.S. apology. Our conversation started out with you telling me you were a Marine. When I asked the basic details about boot camp, you had stock responses. But you screwed up the details. You said you were in plot 278 and in 1st bn. (Marines will know how screwed up that is) You even had the gall to name your DI’s. Then, the longer our conversation went the more you admitted. First it was “I went to S/S school but didn’t graduate.” Then it was I wasn’t a Marine, but I did work in Iraq. Then it was , finally, “I never was a Marine and I never went overseas.”. Dude, I called you up and talked to you with respect and treated you with respect. And you shit on it with that aggressive, BS apology. I told you the only way out of this was a complete mea culpa, no excuses. Look, I know you are hurting, because I’ve been in your shoes. I pains me to type this, but when I returned to my home town on leave in January 1994 I had been in the Corps for about a year and a half. I went to a party with some friends from high school. Someone brought up Somaila and asked if I was there. I have no excuse, I said yes, because I wanted to look “cool” in the eyes of my friends that were kicking ass in collage. Well, after that it spread around to the point that come Sunday morning I thought the… Read more »
I would hug you if I could. As you explained so well we’ve all made mistakes and just down right fucked up. It’s how you deal with and handle either the “coming out” (for lack of a better term) or the fall out, that defines us and our character. You did and are still doing it the right way. Duke you could learn a lot from a real man of character, you have no honor.
I-POG, you’re ten times more of a Real Man than any of these posers outed here. First, you realized what you did, then you had the balls to admit you screwed up, came clean, and didn’t do it again.
You’re all right by me!
I-POG, you’re ten times more of a Real Man than any of these posers outed here. First, you realized what you did, then you had the balls to admit you screwed up, came clean, and didn’t do it again.
You’re all right by me!
I really hope Mr. Duke reads that post. I think you have a clean slate with the folks on here I-POG. If I ever bump into you at a VFW event, I’d be happy to share a beer with you.
Thank you all for your nice comments.
You are a so full of shit . I have been to MWTC, TWICE no civilian instructors on staff. ALL UNITED STATES MARINES !!! . LIE again asshole .
“using his deep rooted military skills Chris will show you how to reconnect with your inner child”
False claims about being a Marine aside, this paragraph made me vomit. Inner child, that’s it, that’s what we all learned in Basic Training, how to be children. Who ever wrote this should have themselves and their inner child put in time out. Who comes up with this shit?
And also this gem: “making the transition from warrior back to normal human being”
Did he just call people in the military subhuman? What a piece of work this guy.
I resent the mere idea that anyone has the nerve to try to make me into something NORMAL. NORMAL is for twinks, twatwaffles, tiddlywinkers, and wanker crankers.
I have never been normal in my entire life. And I can prove it.
I tried to be normal just once.
IT WAS THE WORST TWO MINUTES OF MY LIFE!!
To be fair, infantry is related to the word infant. Maybe I should be singing “I believe our infantry is the future….”
Time to move on, this guy is DONE!
Chris: I couldn’t find your company in SAMS, so please tell me your company CAGE code. That would verify many of your claims.
Aww shit Dennis (I hope not Chevy Dennis)…I fling out CPARS and you do SAM and CAGE.
No, I’m not chevy. I’m thinking of suing my mother for giving me the same name as that cheese eater. In fact, if chevy was in the USAF; he would scream if he heard me call him a cheese eater.
*much* *munch* *munch*
Hey Chris, just wanted to re iterate something I said in a previous post way back when, maybe then you’ll understand…..
Paraphrasing here: You have no idea how well some of the wonderful service members on TAH are connected in ways your obvious neanderthal brain cannot comprehend, and if it could, it would explode like Greedo after Han Solo shot him in the cantina.
Go ahead. Prove to me that Han didn’t shoot first……
LoL
Maybe, JUST MAYBE Cheesy D.Duke like, taught Han Solo the survival skills that got him through? It’s ONE outrageous claim he ain’t made yet!!
Dammit Proud. Between the Man Luv Thursday references, of which I saw mine in East Bagdad in 08 btw, and now this, I spewed my popcorn on my keyboard.
I’m sure these rants are the best Cheesy D. Duke can come up with after being curled up in some corner in the fetal position after scarfing down a block of cheese while wearing soiled spandex!
Sorry about the popcorn, your next bag will be on me!
Chris is probably doing some Google acronym searching right about now. Won’t help much. You have to have lived the CPARS/SAM world to understand….kinda like being a kungfoo SERE/sniper/SEAL/SOF/etc kind a guy except the latter will get you killed.
The NIN is 00000-0000-0000 as in no fucking way.
Christopher David Duke, you are a backpedaling, fraudulent scumbag. I don’t see an apology; I see a series of excuses and half-truths.
Fuck you.
I havent backpedaled , I stepped up to the plate even while knowing it wouldnt be good enough for some of you . Fuck what you dont see , I havent made any excuses , to anyone and what you may “see” like some friggen keyboard ninja as half truths are THE TRUTH to not only me but ALOT of people that dont cruise THESE Keyboard commando websites . Although you may have served in some form or fashion , what kind of honor are you exuding now ? How many fucking ways must someone apologize ? I issued one , sorry it didnt fit YOUR version of what an apology should be . I expected to be heckled but really ?
This is only the beginning, Cheesy D. Duke, get used to it.
Hey look, I understand, this sh*t must really be f*ck*ng your life right now.
Does the wife and the kid know what you have done yet?
I bet they have heard form you how you are getting sh*t from a bunch of people that troll the internet looking to screw over peoples lives over such a dumb thing as Stolen Valor line……..
I have no sympathy for you.
There is a great line out there somewhere “you reap, what you sow”
Oh … The ammended apology. It always much better 2nd time around.
So tell us. What did you apologize for? Did you apologize for claiming to be a Marine Scout/Sniper? Did you apologize for saying you wrote the SERE course material? C’mon tell us what you apologized for.
Keyboard commando?
Listen asshole, there’s a ton of people on this site who did not join the armed forces. We were drafted. Did not dodge it. We served our country whatever job we were tasked with.
You on the other hand seem to think its a big survival show on cable TV!
Just go fuck yourself. You miserable phony asshole!
“I havent backpedaled”
You certainly haven’t forward-pedaled.
“I stepped up to the plate”
No, you were dragged to the plate kicking and screaming.
“I havent made any excuses”
You haven’t told the truth either.
“what you may “see”… as half truths are THE TRUTH to not only me but ALOT of people”
You wouldn’t recognize a truthful statement if it smashed you in the face with a baseball bat.
“Although you may have served in some form or fashion”
Which you never did, ohh by the way.
“How many fucking ways must someone apologize”
Until it’s fucking done correctly.
“I issued one , sorry it didnt fit YOUR version of what an apology should be”
No, you issued an excuse, not an apology. Stop fucking lying asshole.
“I expected to be heckled but really”
Heckled, huh? Here’s what my version of heckling is. If you don’t apologize CORRECTLY and publicly disavow ever having been a sniper, Marine, SERE instructor, Hooah-Hooah Contractor, etc ad nauseam, I’m going to start emailing/messaging family and friends and sharing this link with them. I wonder if your parents or your spouse knows the truth? Based on historical precendence of all most every single poser we’ve busted on here, I’m going to go out on a (very sturdy) limb and say probably not.
Also, your “Survival School” is a fucking joke. I’d like to drop you in the middle of Northern Montana and watch how fast a couple of Grizzlies make you into a single-serving buffet.
Here’s an idea. Get on your bike and petal your ass away from here. No one is forcing you to come here and read or reply to anything.
BTW, I read your “bio” and I think I saw that movie, well if you’re actually Sylvester Stallone I saw it.
Sparkle Pony Phony. Go. The. Fuck. Away.
I haven’t had some much enjoyment reading a thread since the Wizard Of Wilson Lane decided to take the heat for Phil Monkress. Maybe your buddy Joe, the guy that showed up earlier to defend you, can make another appearance telling us that a negative reply on your records search doesn’t mean shit.
As for your comments that you don’t need a certificate to teach certain skills, you just need to read the manual, why doesn’t the military have their personnel read the same manuals? And when and where did you provide training to US military personnel? I am sure that all of those Special Forces that did multiple tours in Afghanistan learned a lot of mad survival skills from you.
And before I forget, can you tell us about your multiple tours as a contractor?
Sorry with an explanation would have been better than sorry with an excuse nun nuts C.D.
And you are still claiming all of your bullshit on your personal F/B account. I want to see an apology there without all your bullshit.
I don’t believe you are sincere in your apology. It’s more like you are sorry that you got caught. Fuck you asshole. I earned the right to call myself a Marine . You didn’t. You have disrespected me and stolen the Valor of my Marine Brother’s and sisters.
What is your father’s first name boy ? Or are you lying about his service record also ?
Well, Dukie, what you call “juicing up” your background is what I and others would call misrepresentation, lying, deceiving, and giving a false impression. A reasonable reader of your ‘juice’ would conclude that you were a military superman. Inasmuch as what you juiced up was not your academic record, your family life, or any other aspect of your life except those things that would appeal to the service you sell, I have to conclude that it was for business purposes. To put it more bluntly, you created an image to draw customers. No one has to wist or bend anything. You lied. You got caught. You apologized. So, now, go and sin no more.
So because you interpet his profile, bio whatever as him claiming something it gives you the right to ruin his name? That’s called you assume. And you know that makes a ass out of you and me. Why not leave him alone? You all want this huge apology but seriously who the hell are you guys to dictate anything? This is a civilian leave him the hell alone. He doesn’t have to follow your orders! 90% of you guys are probly E-4 and below, you never had command over anyone, so you don’t know how to act, all the nco’s and officers you should know better and if your retired your command stopped the day you retired. If I had a retired E6 come up to me when I was In and order me to do something I would of laughed in his face! My lt, capt, even cheif would of laughed in his face. You left the military move on with your life, but I see it’s mostly the after 9/11 soldiers who have the biggest problem, same guys didn’t join till after 9/11 and now thing they are big shots. I served before during and after 9/11 and siding claim any disability because I’m not a pussy scumbag pile of shit! Deal with it myself, no PTSD, but you guys dare act like little kids trying to order people around with bs threats? Grow up, be a man, 90% of yours probly went to relaxing Jackson for basic so it isn’t your fault you weren’t taught what a real soldier is and does!
Thank you for your unsolicited opinion, BYI. If you don’t have an issue with him representing his credentials, good for you. However, a majority of the people that contribute to this blog do have an issue with it. Dookie said that he never claimed to a veteran, and if people misunderstood what he said and wrote as meaning that he was a military veteran, it’s their fault. He just never corrected their mis-perceptions. Sounds like the Phil Monkress Defense. He also said that you don’t need a certificate to teach something, just read it from a manual. So why did he say, write and imply that he had military sponsored training? What about the “additional tours” as a contractor. What companies did he work for, where did he deploy as a contractor, who can vouch for his claims as working as a contractor. And please, provide a few names of the military that he trained. And I would love to see the manuals that he wrote for the military.
Someone ran out of brains towards the end of this…this…whatever the fuck this is.
and he forgot to say over.
over.
Attention on deck!
Cockpuppet on board!
Man the overboard discharge pipe! Here it comes, thick and heavy!!!!
Stand back!!
Exactly. How funny it is that Christopher Duke and “BYI” have such similar writing style, flow, and grammatical errors.
BYI, first,you can GFY sideways with a dozen flaming squirrels. I did OSUT at Fort Lost-in-theWoods in 1991, good training. I came back in after a nine year break in service and deployed twice as well. I’ve lost subordinates and Buddies overseas as well, and the unicorn-lusting widdwe sparkle pony you speak for has POSED as a Veteran when he’s never served a day of his life. He asked for the pummeling he’s getting right now, and I’m enjoying myself while I take part! He claims to have taught survival training to Spec Ops Units. If that’s true, then your little Brony-fellating Swamp Donkey would have plenty of Certificates of Appreciation as well as written testimonials to exhibit in his defense. All we’ve seen so far are half-assed excuses of apologies and hot air, thus the pummeling continues. I assume you’re just another one of Cheesy D. Duke’s sick puppets, and you were “Joe” just yesterday!
I just have to ask:
What does “I was a marine scout sniper” mean in your world? Because to me, it means you claim that you were a marine scout sniper. But apparently, there is a different way to interpret that phrase that I am not aware of. Care to fill me in?
If you say you were a marine scout sniper to pick up a girl at a bar, it is different than when you say it as a pretext to teach survival skills.
Do you see the difference, idiot? Would your Lt, capt, or chief see that difference? This guy pretended to be a snake eating badass sniper to bolster his survivalist credentials. To make himself look better on paper, he claimed to do things real marines have died doing. That dong don’t hunt.
Signed,
A sailor who was in the navy before, during, and after 9/1, that receives no disability payments. (In your words, a hard ass manly man.)
Hey BYI
I’m a pre 9/11 e-3 Marine Combat Veteran.
You’re a pussy and you know it.
You will always be a pussy no matter what.
BTW- I saw the pics of you and your boyfriend all cammoed up in the woods. How romantic. REAL warriors laugh at you.
Kiss my ass you nutless wannabe.
“relaxing Jackson” What are you fucking 12?… I don’t even remember Basic Training. (1991) And I have been in uniform ever since. You and this shit bird can go Fuck Yourselves.
“Relaxin’ Jackson?” He obviously didn’t go through B Co 2-13 in the mid-90’s (We called it B No. Be no smiles, be no breaks, be no hair and be no Soldiers.) I would have quickly dispelled ANY notion that he was relaxin’. The only relaxing he would’ve done would have been in the front leaning rest.
Okay BYI, this isn’t the first time I have referenced this classic cinematic speech, and I doubt it will be the last. But it fits here, so I’ll use it:
“what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”