Michael Hockensmith – Phony Wounded
The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Michael Thomas Hockensmith, who claims he is a highly decorated veteran who was wounded in a war. He claims to have received the Purple Heart for being wounded.
Hockensmith uses the Purple Heart / wounded in war / disabled veteran claims to solicit money on GoFundMe and Facebook Fundraising.
Hockensmith claims that he helps veterans and has an organization that solicits donations in this regard.
http://veteransareourheroes.com/index.html
Hockensmith also displays many awards and letters on this website, allegedly signed by notable politicians – Senator Mitch McConnell and President Trump. Here is a “Citation of Valor.”
Hockensmith’s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.
Hockensmith was in the Navy Reserve and it is unclear whether he was on active duty beyond his time in boot camp at Great Lakes. His records show no service in Vietnam, which was the only “war” he could have participated in. Even then, he came into the service too late as they were pulling troops out of Vietnam.
He has no documented Purple Heart and that’s a problem since he uses that claim to solicit donations.
Category: Navy, Shitbags, Stolen Valor
The Franciscan Monestery called – seems they are missing a looney friar.
More like “highly arrogant”. Thomas Hockensmith is a phony war veteran and was not combat wounded.
Hockensmith’s hairstyle probably resulted in numerous bodily injuries to him but none of those qualified for award of the PH. He’s rockin’ the coveted NDSM and that alone should be all the thanks he gets from our grateful nation.
He took the Defensive Driving Course too, not everyone gets that!
I’ll bet he got a free bowl of soup with that haircut.
Only six years service and already an E3, on his way to the top.
Callsign: “Moe”
(as in Moe Howard of Three Stooges fame)
“Hey Moe”
First thing that came to mind.
Nyuk nyuck nyuck.
BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
No need to explain that one. It is intuitively obvious to even the most casual of observers.
That character should contact the Hairclub For Men. At best, he’s not sporting a vest and a do’rag.
We may need to get a ruling on the do’rag.
I’m sorry but that is not a presentable do’rag, that would be more a do’rug and near MULLET to boot. He also must have stepped into some Horse Manure as poses with cowboy hat and that is all that is required to be one of those drug store cowboys of the past.
These phony PH posers really piss me off! I hope you get a real wound real soon from a real PH receipient, now about that tupperware bowl haircut? What in the name of all that is Holy were you thinking? I would beat your ass for that haircut alone! I hope you are convicted under what ever Stolen Valor law is enforced in your state? You are a rancid cheery on top of the shit sundae!
Having that hairstyle is punishment enough.
I’d call that a “Sonny Bono Reject” hairdo!
That’s who I first thought of.
That is one bad rug! Really, as Tallywhagger said, Hair Club for Men. Get some implants coing in that gourd.
Another lying beggar….it’s really too bad that corrective beatdowns are considered assault these days. This piece of shit pretending to be combat wounded to steal money should be given a painful lesson in appropriate behavior.
PH for Valor! E device for Excellence!
Such brave!
So valor!
Why he no brag about Natty-D?
I admire his bravery to totally ignore fashion trends.
“E” for “excellent fighting”……BAHAHAHAHAHA
“V” must be for “very excellent fighting”
What a dipshit this guy is.
Holy Mother Mary and her baby Jesus… WTF am I looking at?
Jesus wept
Speaking of which he is flooding his Facebook page with Jesus postings I’m guessing in an attempt to bury the stuff about his Stolen Valor by driving it further down the page.
It is truly a case of Jesus saves.
I should drop this all over his Book of Face page
LOL-ing
http://i.imgur.com/rqgESlV.jpg
Jesus.
Too soon.
You’re going to hell for that.
But then again, I laughed, so I guess I’m going too.
True, but the story does have a happy ending.
He has a god awful comb over bowl cut and a unnatural die job, both of which tell me almost as much about him as his SV asshattery.
Hey, Hockensmith!! Looney Tunes®™ just called and they want Pepe Le Pew back NOW!!
Looks like Bob Neener made a bunch of yacht payments off this tool.
Seriously WTF
Jackass
Well fuck me. Apparently that defensive driving course didn’t help….since he got hit and all. Zing
He looks like a head wound.
My God….Honorary Kentucky Colonel? He looks like David Spade from Benchwarmers.
Bet he lied about that as well…
Dude is a Bucket of Crazy.
What? The COL wasn’t a real COL?
WTF?
Is KFC stealing valor?
No, Harland Sanders was a Kentucky Colonel. It’s an honorific bestowed by the Governor of Kentucky to noteworthy citizens. Similar non-military titles exist in other states, though not as well known. Nebraska Admirals and Rhode Island Commodores for example.
I happen to be a Nebraska Admiral, in fact.
Michael Thomas Hokensmith is a lying embellishing POS, never a combat Veteran, never wounded, and never awarded citations for derring do. You piece of sh^t, you are standing on the bodies and in the blood of true Warriors and deserve all of the grief that Karma can bring down on you.
With all of his other semi dating profile info, wonder if he also likes moon lit beaches and walks in the rain?
I hereby formally make a motion for the deployment of the Continent of Insults! Can a I get a SECOND and an AYE?
second
Alrighty,
I have a request and a second. Do I have an “Aye” vote?
(Motherfucker *seriously* should get it just for the hair.)
AYE!!!
OK and away we go!!! Michael Thomas Hokensmith, Jesus, we haven’t had a more retarded looking farm animal fucker here at TAH in a long, long time. The Continent of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! …. Michael (What the fuck) Thomas (is up) Hockensmith (with that hairdo?!?!?!?) …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your… Read more »
Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in… Read more »
Eloquent.
Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen!
AMEN! And God Bless the Real Warriors that so valiantly served and shed blood for this Nation!
(watching in glee as this POSer slinks off to apply for work at Brucie’s Bath House) (entrance in the rear)
I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this.
I can’t find a way to pull down America the Beautiful and upload the text BUT, smarty pants that I am, I’m going to add the orchestral you tube version from the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, at the end of the text document and it should pop up at the end of the second post and folks can play the Youtube video while they read.
Like this….
Target destroyed. Check fire.
It would be fun to run that through a text to voice converter and hear it in “robot”
AUTHOR, AUTHOR!!! Michael Thomas Hokensmith could dive into a lake full of pussy and still come up with a mouthful of cock and balls (A new addition to The Oficial TAH Continent of Insults®™?).
…Never ceases to bring a tear of joy to my eyes…
God Bless you Chip!
Truer words were never written!
This guy is snake shit stupid!
Enjoy your Google fame there asshole!
The internet is forever!!
AYE! AYE! That hair alone deserves the Continent!
Michael Hockensmith responded to all of this on his Facebook page, stating that he got his Purple Heart awarded in 2015 and that Donald and Melania Trump wrote him 15 letters honoring him for his military service.
THOSE LETTERS that Michael Thomas Hokensmith so proudly displays can be obtained merely by writing the proper Government Entities. His Cold War Certificate can be can be awarded to ANYONE who served during the Cold War as well!
Deleted that pretty quick too. Saw it last night here in Japan.
Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. And I’m being polite when I say that.
In re: that “hair”: Hair Club for Men is calling.
Ex;
So that’s why I say Hair today, gone tommoro. And Hair I sit using up the typwriter ribbon ink typing out these silly puns but at least there not hair raisingggg. Where is my bottle of ink eradicator?? I’ll be Hair until I find it.
The only thing needed to complete “the look” is for him to wear a cheap plastic football helmet to protect his grape as he bangs into walls.
Wtf is that thing?
Keep this clown away from farm animals and individuals that can not consent.
This f**king guy…
http://veteransareourheroes.com
“I accept Cash, Money Order, and Checks at this time”
Please tell me this is parody. Please.
Pffft. He’s not on Bitcoin or Walmart Gift Card payment systems yet.
He accepts cash, money order, or checks. Convenient.
Hockenhair could really make money transfers easier by utilizing the Pay Pal platform.
And his account has been suspended….
That haircut… must be trying out for a bit part in the next sequel of “Dumb and Dumber”.
And he’s modest, too, so he’s got that going for him.
Plus I hear he fries a mean chicken.
I was thinking that his “doo” looks more like a Mr. Spock haircut.
According to him, He rescued a guy from getting sucked into a tractor PTO, earned three black belts in different martial arts, saved too pilots and enjoys going to “Flee” markets.
He might also may have been a pirate one time. According to eye witnesses, after he said he was a pirate he was asked where his “buccaneers” were and he replied “under my buckin hair”.
Yeah, this guy (and his hair) is out of this world.
“Beam him up, Scottie”!
“two”, not “too”.
Damn fat fingers!
Hey Skjumper,
Heard the buccaneer yolk. About a kid who was trick or treating and dressed up like a buccaneer.
What kind of movies does a pirate like?
RRRR-rated.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buck-an-ear.
He must have a mental condition if he paid for a wig like that.
If his hairdo is a wig, it looks like something from the 50 cent table at Goodwill!
What did he tell the Kentucky House of Representatives? Airman First Class in the US Navy? He must have been assigned with that Navy Sergeant that stopped by here recently.
I believe “airman” is or was a job title in the Navy.
What would really be confusing is that an “Airman 1st class” in the Navy would be a 1st Class PO, which is to say an E-6 while a USAF A1C is an E-3.
Jezuz – with that Gilligan hairdo he had to be Navy…….sorry
this HAS to be from the Onion
“…had to be Navy” Tee Hee snort and giggle
To quote/paraphrase George Thorogood “Get a haircut and get a real job!”
I think that he look like Cher’s late Sonny.
Trivia
When Moe Howard was on the set, he could throw a cream pie at a face and not miss, so less takes on the filming.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith’s hairdo look like it’s from the “Sonny Bono Rejects” line of wigs!
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GOOD COPY you Wonderful Fellow Dickweeds!!!
(Looks at photo)
I thought Guy Fawkes Day was in November.
Hockensmith Name Meaning:
Americanized form of German Hackenschmidt, an occupational name for a maker of hoes and axes.
So does this translation mean Michael Hockensmith is an “axe-hoe”? (grin)
Received the battle “E” designation for excellent fighting for America…… WTF?
This offends the “E” in my EIB award. Dick.
Roger API, I copy 5×5 Michael Thomas Hockensmith, the year 1971 called demanding that cheesy haircut and mustache back! Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like a creeper that prowls highway rest areas looking for a hookup. Michael Thomas Hockensmith served in the US Navy Reserve. Michael Thomas Hockensmith WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found. Michael Thomas Hockensmith is panhandling online for whatever donations he can get. Michael Thomas Hockensmith likely didn’t even make it as an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he should not be left alone around Women, Children or farm livestock. Michael Thomas Hockensmith took the Defensive Driving Course, Line OPS Course and the Airman Course. Michael Thomas Hockensmith was awarded the NDSM. Michael Thomas Hockensmith allegedly likes sporting his hairdo at The Blue Oyster. Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change. Michael Thomas Hockensmith is about as appealing as an obnoxious stray dog. Michael Thomas Hockensmith has a gofundme page seeking $100,000 to allegedly help with Medical Expenses. Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS that he rescued two Officers from a burning Jet Aircraft. Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks gayer than the Cowboy from The Village People. Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he buys his wigs from the One Dollar Table at Goodwill. Michael Thomas Hockensmith claims to be a Singer and Dancer, I bet he pole dances at The Blue Oyster! Michael Thomas Hockensmith reached the Pay Grade of E3 before he ETS’ed. Michael Thomas Hockensmith really enjoys getting all “preachy” with people like many a conman does. Michael Thomas Hockensmith proudly displays a certificate for serving in the Cold War. Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like the type who likes cruising around in a windowless van. Michael Thomas Hockensmith likes to show off letters from The White House and Congress that anyone can get. Michael Thomas Hockensmith displays his certificate naming him as a Kentucky Colonel. Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS to be a Recipient of the Purple Heart but NO Official Records exist of it. Michael Thomas Hockensmith uses… Read more »
GOOD COPY, I say again: Michael Thomas Hockensmith, the year 1971 called demanding that cheesy haircut and mustache back! Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like a creeper that prowls highway rest areas looking for a hookup. Michael Thomas Hockensmith served in the US Navy Reserve. Michael Thomas Hockensmith WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found. Michael Thomas Hockensmith is panhandling online for whatever donations he can get. Michael Thomas Hockensmith likely didn’t even make it as an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear) Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he should not be left alone around Women, Children or farm livestock. Michael Thomas Hockensmith took the Defensive Driving Course, Line OPS Course and the Airman Course. Michael Thomas Hockensmith was awarded the NDSM. Michael Thomas Hockensmith allegedly likes sporting his hairdo at The Blue Oyster. Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change. Michael Thomas Hockensmith is about as appealing as an obnoxious stray dog. Michael Thomas Hockensmith has a gofundme page seeking $100,000 to allegedly help with Medical Expenses. Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS that he rescued two Officers from a burning Jet Aircraft. Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks gayer than the Cowboy from The Village People. Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he buys his wigs from the One Dollar Table at Goodwill. Michael Thomas Hockensmith claims to be a Singer and Dancer, I bet he pole dances at The Blue Oyster! Michael Thomas Hockensmith reached the Pay Grade of E3 before he ETS’ed. Michael Thomas Hockensmith really enjoys getting all “preachy” with people like many a conman does. Michael Thomas Hockensmith proudly displays a certificate for serving in the Cold War. Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like the type who likes cruising around in a windowless van. Michael Thomas Hockensmith likes to show off letters from The White House and Congress that anyone can get. Michael Thomas Hockensmith displays his certificate naming him as a Kentucky Colonel. Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS to be a Recipient of the Purple Heart but NO Official Records exist of it. Michael Thomas Hockensmith uses… Read more »
If my dog looked like Michael Thomas Hockensmith, I’d shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
This clown is really smoking to much of that happy smoke.. He got a purple heart from the Military Freedom Fest for valor. For apparently saving two officers from a burning jet aircraft while in the military and got out as an Airman First Class from the US Navy. He has 3 black belts and a expert with a bow. So since there is no “medal” from the Military Freedom Fest people he believes he can claim the Purple Heart from the Navy. Since they are called the same thing….they should be the same..
I HAVE FOUR Black Belts, one from JC Penneys, one from Macy’s, one from Dillard’s and one from Sears Men’s Wear. I also have Black Belts in Yakimandu, Egg Foo Yung and Chop Suey, my chopsticks are CERTAIN DEATH to every morsel of food on mt plate!!
He looks like that James Hydrick fraudster/kung fool/paedophile from the 80’s.
Maybe Frank Visconi can help this fellow veteran get his records straightened out. Seems legit…
With a haircut like that, and no dutch rudder jokes? You boys is slippin.
I wasted my last dutch rudder comment on Candidate Buttplug.
Whair can I get one of those hats…???
E3 after only 6 years? Dare to dream, friends, dare to dream.
What a goofy looking shit this guy looks like. Seriously, if you were drinking with this clown in a bar would you believe him?
I recall once drinking with a guy who had the “birth control” glasses from basic training on with tape holding them together. He told me he had been in Bosnia. When I asked him where (I’d traversed from Mostar to Sarajevo to Bana Luka myself) he told me “It’s classified”.
I laughed and informed him there were no classified locations in Bosnia. Instead of him attacking me, all the little girls who’d been buying him drinks jumped all over me. That lasted until my Marine daughter confronted them.
I never saw that fuck again there. But I’m certain those glasses are still getting him free drinks somewhere.
In certain circumstances, I can actually admire a good liar but Hockensmith, with his “Battle E Decoration for Excellent Fighting for America” is either one of the worst liars I have ever met, read about or run into in a bar … or he has been huffing airplane glue since he first got pubic hair.
I bet that Michael Thomas Hockensmith is a Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktail Aficionado.
Had to think that one through for a few seconds, Infidel but when it cleared up, I got myself a real good laugh!
Thankyuhverymuch!!!
Facebook page is wide open
I bet it sounds like this on there:
“Favorite Quotes”
“No favorite quotes to show”
Three black belts in the ‘marital arts’ huh? Does he maybe mean martial arts?
I suppose he’d get a lot of practice luring in new spouses each time one figures out he’s a lying knob.
Shitbird.
The Michael Thomas Hockensmith GoFundMe campaign has been officially decommissioned.
I guess the risk of federal charges of mail fraud compared to the zero dollars he had gotten thus far was not worth the risk to him.
Oh well, maybe he’ll make it up on his website.
His GoFundMe is kaput? Gee whiz, what a coincidence and Kudos to those who left some “Buckets of Love” on it!
Wow.
I mean, just fucking wow.
The only thing this clown did in the Navy was dudes.
His pages are starting to vanish.. No more Go Fund Me, his “veterans are our heroes” page was removed, one of his Facebook pages is wiped clean and the other has “I will no longer be on Facebook” posted.. Think he got the message.