Friday Feel Good Stories

| April 5, 2019

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Any port in a storm.

Murder Charges Dropped in Longbranch Shootings

Lisa Bryan, KP News
Cory Nathan Mason, 28, was released from Pierce County jail April 1 after nearly 14 months in custody awaiting trial for two counts of second-degree murder. Mason shot and killed Beth Hamlin-Slawson, 25, and her husband Lukas Slawson, 35, in the early morning hours of Feb. 3, 2018, at the home of Beth’s parents in the 5500 block of Whiteman Road SW in Longbranch.

Mason said he acted in self-defense.

The shooting occurred at 2:30 a.m. outside the home where Mason lived with his 18-year-old girlfriend and her parents, who are also the parents of Beth Hamlin-Slawson, according to prosecuting attorney Kawyne A. Lund’s motion and order for dismissal filed with the Superior Court for Pierce County.

“Washington law on self-defense provides a killing is justified if a defendant reasonably feared imminent death or great personal injury at the time of the killing,” Lund wrote in the court document. “A defendant is entitled to act on what he perceives and at the time believes in good faith and on reasonable grounds, that he or another is in actual danger, even if afterward it was learned he was mistaken as to the extent of danger.”

According to the prosecutor’s office, the confrontation began after a heated exchange of social media messages between Mason and Beth over the purchase of a gun and alleged abuse by Mason of his girlfriend, Beth’s younger sister. The KP News is not naming the sister since she may be the victim of domestic violence.

Beth and her husband, Lukas, drove to the residence and unexpectedly encountered Mason in a car driven by Beth’s mother, Lisa Hamlin.

They aggressively tailgated the car to Lisa’s home, according to prosecutors. A time-stamped surveillance video showed both vehicles rapidly pulling into the driveway and Beth running from her car to the car Mason was in, and confronting him with a sledgehammer.

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Read the rest of the article here: Key Penn News

APD: Stabbing was possibly in self defense

Nicole Maxwell, Alamogordo Daily News
Alamogordo Police said 55-year-old Peter Rocha was fatally stabbed Tuesday.

Officers and a team with American Medical Response (AMR) responded around 1:40 p.m. to a call at the 2400 block of Stanford Street regarding a man with a stab wound.

Rocha was pronounced dead at the scene.

“This is a personal domestic-related incident between family,” APD Chief Brian Peete said. “We did have one subject in custody but upon preliminary investigation, we decided to release that individual while we conduct more due diligence into what happened.”

This was not a domestic violence incident, but an inter-family incident, Peete said.

“It was not a domestic violence incident. It was just inter-family dynamics that are going on,” Peete said. “It was not a domestic violence incident in the traditional sense.”

Police have said evidence suggests the stabbing was in self-defense.

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The rest of the article may be viewed here: Alamogordo News

Vienna resident kills wild boar

VIENNA — Sam Guranino shot a 200-pound wild boar that was roaming around a neighbor’s property Tuesday night.

Now, Guranino and other residents are expressing concern about the number of invasive animals that may be on the former Candywood Whitetail Ranch and around the township. Guranino said he has seen wild boars on and around his property for about two years.

Because something has been damaging area properties, Guranino set up cameras. They caught images of the wild boars as they moved through the area.

Guranino and a neighbor, Roy Pratt, set up a station to watch for the animals this week and shot one of two they saw coming out from the edge of the woods about 8:30 p.m. on the first night.

“It was the smaller of two boars,” he said.

Pratt is concerned because boars eat plants in gardens by using their tusks to dig up the soft roots.

“That’s beside the fact they’re big scary animals,” Pratt said. “Especially where there are a lot of kids.”

Pratt estimates the larger boar may have been as heavy as 350 pounds.

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The rest of the article may be read here: Tribune Chronicle

sow
If this is a boar, I have a pair of breeding mules for sale.*grin*

As for the crossbow pictured above, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes, use what you have. I total 3 / 0 / ?, with another Trifecta, none inconvenienced, and a dead critter who would look good on a spit. And the weekend is just starting.

Category: Feel Good Stories, Trifecta

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26Limabeans
Ex-PH2

That’s a feral hog, not a wild boar. Boars are considerably bigger than that. But the hog might have some boar genes in its background.

In re: the crossbow: I hope you appreciate Jeorg’s effort to produce a prototype rapid fire crossbow that uses a motor-driven drill to fire. I’m sure he can refine it, since it is just a prototype.

Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

Holy Shit! That first story is some kind of a Hot Mess!
Defendant, Cory (28yo); girlfriend (18yo), both living with g’friend’s mother/parents. There’s a WTF to begin with.
Assailants/deceased Beth (25yo) and hubby Lukas (35yo).
Read through the link. Then try to not shake your head off in WTFness.
And all this in (presumably backwoods?) Pennsylvania.

Toxic Deplorable B Woodman

Second story, Alamogordo. Another WTF!
I’d like the po-po to explain to me the difference between “a domestic violence incident”, and “an interfamily incident”, where said interfamily incident results in a family member being stabbed to death.
Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

5th/77th FA

I’m wid you ‘Woody. Not just a bunch of WTF moments, these two may be WTF hours or even days. Had to scratch my watch and wind my butt over all that. If Marshall Dillon hadn’t been dodging Miss Kitty’s affections there at the Long Branch, he mighta coulda stopped that….Oh…Longbranch not Long Branch…Never mind.

Got to go with Ex-PH2 on the 4 legged bacon package too. That is a feral hog. Got several of my home boys down here that trap/hunt hog and boar and there is a difference in the size and the whole tusk thing. They guys will trap the porkers and pen them up feeding them sweet feeds and such for a few weeks. Gets the wild taste out. FIRST hard freeze they become hams, ribs, porked chops, sausages, and yes, of course, BACON.

Tho there may be some confusion over the shoots, it is still a trifecta, we will still take the 3/0/0 winnings. Need to invest those profits into new production lines at the pop corn packaging plant.

What are these “clip” things you speak of on the fully automatic crossbows? Paper clip? Clip joint? Hair clip? Movie Clip?

Ex-PH2

See Joerge’s video. His “clip” feeds into the firing mechanism very efficiently, but I think he needs to refine the use of the power drill. Come up with a smaller DC motor of some kind.

Tallywhagger

I like the way Cubans roast pigs at Christmas using a pit and sections of chain link fence to keep everything together while roasting. Low and slow is the way to go.

26Limabeans

The zinc from the galvanizing adds flavor.

Veritas Omnia Vincit

First story still smells like bullshit from here…

David

Read the first story twice and I’m still not clear on who was the aggressor… what a mess of an article. Should note in passing that ‘interfamily’ does not mean ‘intrafamily’. Need two families for inter. Based on Texas hogs, that looks like maybe a 150 pounder at best. Hard to call this a daily trfecta when the first story is over a year old. Must be grumpy today.

rgr1480

I read it at 0715 … thinking I couldn’t follow the story due to not enough coffee (only 2nd cup).

Tried it again and still can’t follow it. Has my reading comprehension has deteriorated *that* much?

Outcast

3/0/0 good day but am kinda cautious as to going to get winnings as am sure is a hog roast going on there and them leaches from the penthouse will be hogging the front of the line. Am wondering if AW is using his B/S, M/S, and PHD on the writing of these stories as they are a little out there, Domestic violence in question on both as well as inter family feud could be the case in both, am just so confused, wait, The Shadow Knows, if nothing else Killroy was here, standing by for instructions. Crossbow, good silent night weapon for secret missions.

Outcast

At least he does not try things like our resident L does with his DWD (questionable) and BWBS (highly confirmed) degrees he has and displays here.

Outcast

Don’t have a grievance (had to look that one up with my funky winkles), just some times get caught up in some of the confusion from the reports as whoever started the investigation of the situation at hand seems to do a good job of it. I ain’t from Arkansas and don’t know if any of my past family ever lived there but the tree seems to be pretty bare on one side and several of those branches from that side have intertwined with the other side and my poor old brain has enough confusion without outside help.

SgtBob

On Mr. Mason released from jail after more than a year: You had me at “confronting him with a sledgehammer.” That spells imminent bodily harm or death.

Synloy un

Reminds me of an old saying I heard to often-’bout as useless as tits on a boar hog.”