Sunday Feel Good Stories
From the search and relay skills of AW1Ed, come these stories:
Springfield homeowner stabs man who forced his way into the house
…then it got all stabby.
SPRINGFIELD TWP., Ohio (WKBN) – Police say a homeowner in Springfield Township stabbed an intruder who forced his way inside.
It started as a call about a burglary at the house on Springfield Road around 1 a.m. Friday.
911 caller: “There’s somebody trying to break into my house and he actually slashed the tires on my car.”
The caller said he knows the intruder.
Investigators said a husband and wife from Columbiana were fighting and the wife left with two children to go to her friend’s house in Springfield.
The husband, Kyle Wilkinson, followed her there. He faces trial for domestic violence next month.
911 caller: “His wife and kids are hiding here because she has a protection order against him and he’s here, like, trying to get them.”
“He slashed a set of tires for a car in the driveway, pushed a window air conditioning unit into the house, attempted to kick in the front door and also threw a large rock through the rear sliding window,” Det. Gus Lolakis said.
As the caller waited for police to get to the house, screaming can be heard in the background of the 911 call. Then the woman took the phone.
Woman: “We need an ambulance now.”
Dispatcher: “OK, what’s going on?”
Woman: “I don’t know, I don’t know. There’s blood, there’s blood.”
Dispatcher: “Did he get into the house?”
Woman: “Yes, he came in the house and he freakin’ attacked him.”
When the shouting stopped, the homeowner got back on the phone.
911 caller: “As the wife and kids were behind me and I had a knife for self-defense, and ended up stabbing him.”
When authorities got to the house, they found Wilkinson bleeding from a stab wound but no one else had been hurt. Police said Wilkinson was armed as well.
Again?
One stabbed, one arrested after altercation at Topeka apartment
TOPEKA, Kan. (WIBW) One man is behind bars and another is recovering from a stabbing injury to the hand after five people confronted a resident at their apartment late Thursday.
TPD says the incident happened at an apartment in the 2300 block of SE Bellview just after 10 p.m. Thursday.
Five subjects went to the apartment to confront a resident about a past disturbance.
One of the five, Chance Johnson, 22, arrived at the apartment armed with a handgun.
The group entered the apartment and threatened the resident. From there, a physical altercation ensued.
The resident of the apartment cut one of the five subjects with a knife in what appeared to be an act of self-defense, according to Lt. John Trimble.
Johnson was booked into the Shawnee County Department of Corrections on aggravated assault and conspiracy.
Reports for aggravated assault and conspiracy were sent to the Shawnee County District Attorney’s Office for consideration of charges on the other four subjects – their names have not been released.
Finally a good old fashioned DGU.
Police: Burglary Suspect Shot, Killed By Homeowner In Mt. Oliver
https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/11/01/police-medical-examiner-mount-oliver-home/
MOUNT OLIVER (KDKA) – Allegheny County Homicide Unit Detectives said a suspect is dead after an attempted home invasion in Mount Oliver.
Lt. Andrew Schurman said the man who resides in the home on Sherman Avenue shot and killed the intruder just after 5 a.m. Thursday.
Detectives said the intruder had a weapon “similar to an assault rifle” and they think he entered through a second-story window.
The homeowner, who was taken away for police questioning, said he believed the intruder had a weapon and shot him with his personal handgun.
No charges have been filed.
The intruder has been identified as 33 year-old Daniel Johnson.
Category: Crime, Darwin Awards
First!
Huh? That’s not right. Today is Saturday.
No, it’s Sunday and the power went out.
Ok, start the generator and reset the clocks.
Pretty good wind blowing out there. And it’s dark.
Wait. Why is it dark?
Ok, power is back. Huh? Why are the lights dim and the fridge sounds funny? Better check.
Wow, only 198 volts. Better go back to Diesel.
Ah, thats better. Wait, what the hell time is it? Computer must have got screwed up with the power outage.
Phone still works.
Well, it’s getting light outside so I think I’ll go out and see what’s what.
Time check. I got 0804. let’s see what the TAH clock says.
Dammit
If you think it was a rough morning, just wait until this evening. To my estimation, this is the worst day of the year. Losing an hour at the end of they day is grotesquely abrupt and serves no useful purpose, at least that I am aware of or have use for.
At best, the sun shines again in New England on this crisp fall Sunday morning.
Hope your day gets better and fast.
Late to the party myself today. That getting up at 0 God o’clock to redo the clocks and change out the smoke alarm bat trees threw me off. Can’t ever remember if I’m supposed to get up at 3 to move them to 2, or get up at 2 and move them to 1. Pissed off the fur babies too when I tested the alarm bat trees. This whole time change deal will add to my drinking problem too. I usually wait till after 5 or it gets dark. It will get dark earlier and 5 pm will come later. 1 DRT and 2 WOT, not a bad score. Dumbass took a gun to a knife fight and still lost. Screw it, give me a stapler, I’m going to the basement.
That’s my complaint about going back to standard time. Sun setting at 1630 just ain’t right.
Still don’t know why I’m here. Need to find a place south.
Just don’t go East. I should be in the Atlantic time zone but for the Canadian border to the right.
Lots of people claim to be from the “Northeast”. They have no idea.
Same thing with “New England”.
New England is south west of Maine.
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0727 Utah Mtn Time
This is after correcting for “Daylight Savings”, and Mountain Time Zone. YMMV.
Okay, my cell phone is still on CDT instead of CST, and my computer seems to be 2 hours behind Eastern Time (whatever it is now), so you can imagine how confused I am about all of this.
So it appears that we have 2 WRT, 4 additional DAs (Dumb Asses), and one DRT.
That sound ’bout fight?
Nuthin’ says lovin’ like domestic abuse, violence, and stalking with intent to do bodily harm.
What gets me is that the wife stayed with Mr Abuser long enough to have two children. Why? Abuse doesn’t show up overnight.
“stayed with Mr Abuser long enough to have two children. Why?”
1. A child will make things better.
2. A second child will fix problems balamed on the first.
3. Stay with him for the childrens sake.
4. Things will get better.
5. I love him.
6. Things will get better.
7. I walked into a door.
8. Things will get better……..
I know a couple where the husband was fooling around on her on their wedding night!
They’re up to three “marriage-savers” now.
Some More:
I can change him
It’s my fault
He’ll never do it again (If he did it once, he’ll do it again)
He’s just under a lot of stress … It’s my fault
There are others. If he’s whacking on you or the kids today, you can expect more of the same in the future.
Get the hell out of the house. Go to relatives of a shelter.
Don’t know who are the bigger assholes in Topeka……the noisy tenant, or the five who went to confront him in his own apartment. The Five never heard of the police, or apartment management?
Johnson took a Chance and got himself stabbed so that is why he should not have taken a Chance by going to the apartment. You can call me Ray and you can call me Jay but you don’t have to call me Johnson. Where have I heard that before? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I wonder what his weight is? Can I call him “Fat Chance”?
Ex-PH2, you had me at, then it got all stabby.