Man Cuts Off Arm and Claims Wounded Veteran
Hey, I just couldn’t let this one pass by…
OK, so this guy cuts off his arm and pretends to be a war veteran.
Surprisingly, the move worked and Latourette found work off the severed limb and a story about being a war veteran.
The good news is – he got some roles. The bad news is – he doesn’t have an arm.
Got to give him points for commitment.
John Wayne Bobbitt‘s porn career took off right after his wife took off… with his pride.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Guess he got tired of dating Rosey Palms and her twin Sister. Maybe one of them was feeling left out?
lolz….was wondering when this cunt would find his way to TAH
Bummer.
(Repeat from the Halloween Open Thread…I could not resist)
The irony of what he said:
“The power is in your hands to take your medication in the morning, or at night.”
Well, he now only has one hand…and the power he mentioned was a Skil saw, which sure came in handy…
Gotta hand it to him, though, posing as a war veteran. Guess he realized it got out of hand. Maybe he got tired of all the handouts as a struggling actor and was trying to audition for “The Fugitive”…well, maybe one hand out…
All Hands On Deck! Waiting for more hand jokes…they are out there, see the other thread(come on,Jeff..where are you?)
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BTW, hats off to 2/17 Air Cav, who initially shared this story today on Halloween Weekend Open Thread…Sorry about that, Dave…looks as if the Army beat Navy (Marines) again..😉
Hey man, get a grip…oops sorry my bad. ps what a freaking idiot. How many real wounded amputees you think would like to have their limb back?
Ok who’s gonna cue up the Hand Jive Song video/you tube. Bo Diddley, Clapton, Sha-Na_na, Grease Movie. You know you want to!
Here ya go – Ex-PH2’s favorite version! (smile)
“How many real wounded amputees you think would like to have their limb back?”
You nailed it, 5th/77th FA. Simply nailed it.
Thank You.
If the glove fits….
I am sure the VA will give 100% for the PTSD.
And he will become a lifetime VFW member.
And be given an award by Tammy Duckworth.
And be granted honorary membership to IVAW.
And, of course, be given a job by All-Points Logistics!
Whats the old saying ” Left Hand doesn’t know what the right hand is doing”?
I’m here Pat and I have to hand it to you that you have me beat on this one. Losing his other arm would leave him unarmed.
Okay, he says he’s bipolar and was off his meds when he did this. Now he says it was a stupid thing to do. (No, really????)
And he did it with a Skilsaw. Just keep him away from the toolshed, ok? (Sorry, bad joke.) He does need help and a lot of it.
Geez, even Bruce Campbell had that fake saw attachment and said it was fake, in those Evil Dark films (or whatever they were).
DUKE HENRY: “I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale. Lord of the Northlands and leader of its people.”
Bruce Campbell: “Well, hello Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you Pal, you ain’t leading but two things right now – Jack and Shit.”
I love Bruce Campbell. He’s one of those people who only get better with age.
Hail to the King, Baby!
Damn straight!!!
I actually have Ash w/ sawhand n boomstick tattoed on one shoulder, and the skull from Evil Dead 2 on the other.
Are you in need of a Cabana Boy/Holistic Cat Guru Ex-PH2?
I have had enough of the northern Alberta winter. (Technically hasn’t started yet)
We’re having wet and chilly instead of dry and leaf-shuffling. I’m not bored enough to scream yet, but it could happen.
“Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK!”
“It’s a trick. Get an axe.”
“Bad, good, I’m the guy with the gun, pal.”
“Thou didst fins me beautiful once.” “Baby, you got REAL ugly!”
“Army of Darkness” is a national treasure.
You need sharp elbows for a successful acting career in Hollywood. This guy needs some good luck given his condition.
He looks like that Avenatti guy… who may have seen Stormy Daniels, nude!
Vomit. Shes a pig.
I was shocked when I saw her age; 39. I thought she was around 50. A lot of city miles on that one.
Road hard and put away wet…
She has been on the road quite a bit and I hear she has been rode hard in all of her “movie” career. Who knew banging for dollars was acting.
She has more miles on her than a heavily driven 1973 Mack Truck!
I myself heard that John Wayne Bobbitt failed as a pr0n Actor because he fainted every time the Director yelled “CUT!”.
Badda bing, badda boom!
Bradley Manning cut off his pecker and pretended to be a girl.
This guy is an attention whore more than he is bipolar.
How about Bruce Jenner?
Bruce was nimble.
Bruce was quick.
Bruce got liberal
and lost his dick!
He must have served with ‘Four Leaf’ Tayback
Too bad he wasn’t trying for the next ‘Headless Horseman’ role!
Okay, all the bad jokes aside, this guy never gave himself a real chance. Cheating doesn’t help. It’s a sad, pathetic life he’s got ahead of him, and no, I don’t think he’ll last much longer. He lost his real purpose a long, long time ago.
Just sad.
A real veteran could’ve been prosecuted for self-inflicted wounds…
Talk about a disarming con-man…
One armed bandit.
What I want to know is what kind of blade did he use in the saw? Rip, finish, or metal cutting?
Seen several skill saw, table saw, sawsall, chop saw and angle grinder injuries through the years, never once was the person involved happy with the outcome.
I have found that a plywood blade installed backwards makes a pretty good bone saw.
Thanks, I will remember that.
About the only bone we cut are deer legs to make it easier to skin, hang, debone and I just use lopping shears for that.
I hope you have only been using that blade on non-human bones. Don’t want to find we have a serial killer as a poster here.
I was wondering how far down the mutilation/I identify as (fill in the blank) trail we were going to get before some silly shit like this began. Dipshit
Well, he’s one step closer to being a Zen master. He now knows the answer to the question “What is the sound of one hand clapping?”
Another hollyweird actor stealing valor, and going batshit crazy!! When will they learn? Made me think of that “actor” and fake marine sniper Travis Aaron Wade from last year. He Lied about have buddies killed around him. I went to review his old blog post and it was gone. Did he file a lawsuit or something? Why is it down?
Guess he’s “Handy” to have around Hollywood. You West Coast Marines can advise.
Questions:
1. Was he right handed or left?
2. What hand did he use to cut off the other?
3. Does he have nightmares?
4. Do I care?
MCPO OUT …
What a douche.
I get that he didn’t want to tell potential employers about his mental illness. I get that.
Post 9-11 everyone wants to be a war hero.
But there are a HUNDRED different “tough guy” ,” Manly man” stories he could have told without stealing valor and without letting on about his mental illness to explain this stupid shit.
I Was attacked by a shark
I was a logger in Washington state
I worked on a farm and a combine ate me
I was riding my Harley and a drunk hit me.
I got drunk and tried to “wrassel” an aligator
My ex wife did it. 😀
I gave some guy shit and he ripped it off and beat me with it.
You should have seen what happened to the bear that tangled with me.
I was born this way. I dealt with it.
I was hunting and ran out of food. Now it’s hard to make a decent sandwich.
He always has a future in a Def Leppard cover band