Doxxing Boy denied bail
Fox News reports a former House Democratic staffer accused of posting personal information about a Republican senator online was ordered held without bail Tuesday ahead of his pending trial.
In denying Cosko bail, U.S. Magistrate Judge Deborah Robinson said prosecutors had shown that no conditions could ensure the community’s safety if the suspect was released.
27-year-old Jackson Cosko has been charged with several federal and local crimes in the District of Columbia, including making public restricted personal information; threatening a witness; unlawfully accessing a government computer and burglary of a senatorial office. He pleaded not guilty in court Tuesday.
Well this isn’t looking good at all for Doxxing Boy. Self-inflicted wounds hurt the most. Maybe he can cop a plea with the DA?
Naw, the lad has nothing worth swapping for a lighter sentence. Sucks to be him.
Category: "Teh Stoopid", Crime
YAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!
Fuck. YOU.
More of “them” leftards need to get arrested.
Good start.
ONE!!!!!!!
His cellmates are really going to enjoy those Cosko samples.
Like.
This no bail decision is really going to throw off the “Get Out Of Jail Picnic” that Democrat Party was planning for him at midnight tonight at the Fort Marcy Park.
He can still commit suicide by beating himself to death in the shower. There’s a lot of overlap between the Democrats and convicted criminals, so finding some “friends” on the inside shouldn’t be too hard.
What a pajama boy.
Hope he has some dirt on his democrat overlords to trade for some leniency in sentencing…
Popcorn time!
If so, he will probably be found hanging in his cell due to a “fatal autoerotic asphyxiation accident”. Hillary probably already has the condolence card signed, no send waiting until the last minute.
To give Doxxing Boi some credit, his face, while punchable, is not as punchable as the original Pajama Boy’s face.
Do they serve soy milk in jail?
I’m guessing it was the witness tampering that got him held for a decidedly white collar crime.
I’m betting that he’s learning how to enjoy “ghey whey” shakes at the BTJT Deli…
I don’t get putting it into the mouth of someone unwilling. All it takes is one bite and you get Bobbitted. Note that the jaw muscles are strong even in out of shape pajama boys.
This new Sheriff doesn’t play games, I hope this is a preview of things to come, and in the meantime he can play “PICK UP THE SOAP!”’with Bubba, Thor, Julio and “Tiny Tyrone” in the shower before they share him with the rest of the cell block! 😀😆😈😈😈
Is that Dox boy’s Adam’s apple? No, it’s Deletrius’ engorged lemon head
Jesus man. Fucking laughing my ass off over here 😂
Yep. There are consequences for uncivilized behavior especially when said behavior is also criminal.
Very satisfying. Good to see. Criminal acts should always be appropriately recognized.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
*Cough* *Cough*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
*Cough* *Cough* *Gasp*
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
how did you know my exact reaction? ^_^
HAHAHAHAHA
Yep…that’ll learn him!
And he will have lots of time to remember that
He failed.
Be nice if he ends up at Ft. Devens for the winter. He can play hide the sausage with Wiener who gets out in May. Or Wiener can do the Clinton’s a favor by shanking Dox Boy.
Fuck that. Send him to Terre Haute.
At one time, Marion IL was reputedly the Federal prison to which the hardest of the “hard cases” were sent. Maybe he’d enjoy spending some “quality time” there.
True, but Marion keeps you on lockdown 23 hours a day. Better odds.
I still think that Beaumont, TX, would be a pleasant place to be re-educated into the truly important things in life.
Is it wrong to point out that he has an eminently punchable face?😢🥊
The Germans have a word for it:
backpfeifengesicht
I would willingly bet $1.00 that he sheds real fake tears at his trial and has red eyeballs from poking himself in the eyes.
Suck one, pussy. Oh, that’s right, that’s what you’ve been doing for the past week or so. Well, get used to it. I got a feeling there is going to be a lot of dick sucking before you get out. You thought being a dipshitcrat made you immune from prosecution. I’m thinking you are waiting for wide load to pull some strings to get you out. Or maybe one of the other democrum whores will come to your aid. I’m thinking not so much. Hell, they couldn’t even get you out prior to the trial. Too bad, dipshit.
Little ass punk is probably whimpering in his cell right now as Leroy and Miguel leer at him from across the room…
While leering they are debating who goes first.
Soon they’ll be debriefing him
Prepping him for his “anal dilation therapy” sessions…
You guys are so mean!
You should not want him dead. Not at all. Quality time behind bars learning to get along with antisocial sorts of all social levels will be good for him. If anything, his ability to stay alive for any length of time revolves around staying in a safe environment, such as a federal prison, not in being turfed out on the street because somehow, the complaint against him was vacated.
Even those up close and personal inspections for lice and other itchy friends will do him some good.
No, he has a good future in jail. Even I can see that. He might learn the various quality aspects of fear… because you see, when he gets out of the federal jail where he will reside for a while, there will likely be people lurking out there, beyond the perimeter, waiting for him… in the dark…
Whatcha wanna bet his ex-employer encouraged him to doxx folks, and he thought she’d cover for him.
Unfortunately for him, his tan isn’t quite dark enough for her to care.
Are you saying his boss Monkressed him? Has anyone checked to see if his mailbox has a door?
Can someone doxx his address, I want to send him a card.
Here ya go:
Jackson Cosko, #334798
Correctional Treatment Facility
1901 E St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
Anyone besides me wonder what kind of work release program he’ll be put into when/IF he gets out before mid-century?
He went beyond stupid, blew past potato, and straight into plaid.
Assuming you get out before retirement age, son, start brushing up on your fryolator skills. Specifically, get proficient at bobbing for fries.
Do you think he maybe cried when his parents weren’t allowed to take him home?
I heard he is being moved from tight end to wide receiver next week.
After Manluv Humpday see if he is open for a deal, might be kinda interesting to do a complete electronic and financial autopsy of this one. Follow the money, and it could be quite enlightening.
Little dude is gonna find out exactly how loyal his paymasters are to his kind.
Hahahaaaaaa!!!
He got purdy lips 👄=🍆+🍌
Saw this elsewhere: “Even an offer of having him turned over to his parents, with orders to stay away from electronic devices and wear an ankle bracelet, weren’t enough to sway Judge Robinson.”
Hope he enjoys being a “wide receiver”.
Now that is funnier than watching a cat in a paper bag!
With that exceedingly long neck of his, he most probably will be able to see exactly what is going on behind him in jail.