John Hemphill; BOLO
Rumor has it that our one legged phony Marine didn’t show up for court and has a warrant out for him. We talked about him HERE and HERE
Not showing up where he was supposed to is nothing new to him.
“He’s a coward:” Man accused of posing as Marine for financial gain a “no show” in court.
“He probably thinks he can beat this too because he still doesn’t believe he did anything wrong,” said Joe. “I doubt if he shows because he is a coward.”
She was right.
You can read the rest of that story HERE. We gotta give extra points to a poser that has his peg leg involved with stolen valor.
Ain’t that just peachy…in an odd coincidence some people think he has been hopping around in the peach state. If you happen to see a morbidly obese man with a USMC peg leg, please notify the authorities.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Wow….how hard can it be to find and chase down Jabba the Hutt with one leg??
Its not like he blends.
Ship his fat ass to Syria and fire him off as a human MICLIC; will probably rate a 5.8 on the Richter Scale…
ok, but do we have enough of charge behind the line to adequately throw him clear of the vehicle? that’s a lot of weight to toss around.
fuck.
Do like with Big Blu, and drop him off the load ramp of a C-130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y
“45ft, 8 ton whale” exploded by the highway dept in Oregon in the 70’s with 1/2 ton of TNT.
If you were to launch this Hemphill turd, would we have to call it the MOAP (Mother Of All Posers)?
DOAP (pronounced dope)
Daddy Of All Posers.
If he lost the other leg and had to go for a court hearing, He wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.
Rimshot
Thank you folks, he will be here all week. Make sure to try the veal.
And tip the wait staff.
He’s doing two shows on Friday evening at 1900 and 2100 in the lounge at the Holiday Inn down by the interstate.
Ladies get 2-for-1 on all well drinks, and complimentary spicy fried pork rinds will be available.
Jeff, I don’t know the code needed, but there’s got to be a way to embed this gif at the end of all your puns.
Mason, I just googled GIF to find out the meaning but this stuff is beyond my very low computer tech skills. Installing RJ45, RJ11, RG 6 F connectors Working on old mechanical pocket watches are no problem but PC tech is a no go.
Let me see if I understand this correctly.
A large dark-skinned man with one leg replaced by a decorated substitute has not reported to court or done due diligence for himself, and is immune to being punished for bad behavior, as long as he runs away.
Okay. No. He still has to pay for it.
Maybe the criminal justice system is OK with him running away because at least he’ll get some exercise!
And they won’t have to feed him.
Geez! I would think this fat bastard would claim that he is a Navy SEAL? Or at least a walrus? Just keep an eye out for him at the all you can eat buffet lines any where in the south? I hope they catch you soon, you lying sob!
Wilted Willy; Talk about Walruses, Like 3 weeks ago, I was bleeding out through my nose so the ER Doc put two balloons in each nostril to stop the bleeding which still bled off and on and my friend telling me I looked like a Walrus with the thin ends sticking out. July 20th had me in surgery doing an Epistaxis Embolization procedure. Out Saturday the next day.
“HEY. I takes great offense at that~!!!!”
Authorities are still looking for him? He couldn’t have gone too far….
I bet he runs away about as fast as a turtle on quaaludes and cough syrup!
Rolls away. Willy Wonka plays that little bosun’s pipe and out come a dozen little orange men to take him to the juicing room.
API…..probably need some ‘spainin to those who always walked the straight and narrow. For those of us who wandered off path for a year or two that would be Robitussin A C. Commonly available back in the early 70’s without a script, just a fake cough to impress the pharmacist. A good cougher could get loaded with a family size 4 oz. bottle for less than $5 and remain that way for nearly 12 hours. I USED to think those were the good ol’ days until my brain finally started working. “Fresh Cream” as loud as the speakers would go. Oh the memories of months pissed away down the drain.
One leg? Runs away? Words fail me. All I can think of is those little water rings like in Jurassic Park.
Cocksucker
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Spotted in Maryetta turning left at the Big Chicken by the Waffle House.
HAHAHAHA, all directions are given from the Big Chicken.
My bet is on the Marietta Diner
Have to agree. The phat phuk probably did like a few of us and walked out of the place with a $45 extremely moist red velvet cake. They should have named that place the Diabetes Diner.
If he had posed as three Marines rather than just one, maybe he would have gotten away with it. Dumbass.
I’m sorry, I know that many of us wouldn’t come close to fitting into our old uniforms but, is it a requirement that every poser be morbidly obese?
He, literally, co-owns a hookah bar in Atlanta called ISIS. Can’t make this shit up. Here’s his FB, hit him up: https://www.facebook.com/john.hemphill.1272
Thanks to your tip Fox 6 in Milwaukee has something in their hands for a follow up story on this peg leg poser. One last place yet to send info to, will get back when done.
He owns a lounge in Atlanta called ISIS. Can’t make this shit up.
Looking like that he is trying to become WasWas, and getting there one limb at a time.
Listen, I know there are a number of us who gain weight after we get out of the service and yes, even those of us who are Marines who gain weight. And some of us probably get very,very heavy if we become sedentary with age, however, no one will EVER convince me that ANY Marine ever grew man-titties like this cat has. And certainly no Recon Lieutenant! No fucking way. Those man-titties are huge!!!
Loser.
Strangely amputees get thanked for their service all the time, despite most never having served. I have talked to a few and it actually gets irritating to them having to correct dumb but well meaning people all the time.
You will find him out behind the donut shop.
He stepped in a gopher hole and just keeps pivoting around in a circle.