JJ Lang in action
Remember JJ Lang the phony SEAL/MMA fighter?
Here’s some entertainment for you.
The MMA shit ain’t workin’ either. He can’t get those fat baby legs off the floor.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
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He’s a former seal? From watching that fight, it might be healthier for him to go back to balancing a ball on his nose for fish.
Another member of MEAL Team Six in action!!!
He may suck at MMA but he could out wrestle Shamu the Orca for a mackerel
That’s got to be the saddest excuse for a MMA match I’ve ever seen. How many people are watching, about 5?
He lasted what, 30 whole seconds?
18 seconds.
Is he from Florida????????????
He’s from New York.
If GreenPeace gets a hold of the clip, they are going to be pissed.
Such horrific whaling practices brings discredit upon the entire whaling industry and does little to encourage whale population growth.
BE ADVISED it’s rumored that JJ Lang STILL has scars from his last trip to the beach. That time he went there, some Greenpeace activists dragged him SO FAR out he got harpooned by a boat filled with Japanese Tourists!
I didn’t know MMA had a ultra super heavy weight class? Should have to wear a bra with moobs like those.
Seriously. Jonn, please include a NSFW warning the next time you post a video like this!
Doh! Faceplant. Stupid is no way to go through life.
The National Geologic Service felt that in Alaska…
The final critique for Mr. Lang.
Well. There she blows.
That’s not MMA by the way. Prize fight, sort of, pay an entry fee. See how you do. They used to call them Bad Men competitions back in the day. Had a few gyrienes do ok in them. Wasn’t much kicking in the eighties tho. Mostly just boxing. Nice face plant tho.
MMA has become mainstream enough where its like boxing way back. Not that hard to get a permit for an event.
There are scores of MMA cards being held in small venues in front of tiny crowds.
UFC and other big name promotions get the coverage and money, but they generally pick the best of the best.
My Nephew, who never had a single bit of formal fighting experience was set to fight in one of these type of matches.
Luckily his wife snatched him up and stopped him.
He’s a tough guy and got in scraps as a kid, but there’s a huge difference.
Chances are he still could beat Lang’s ass to a pulp though.
Lol…now that was worth watching..lol, thanx for posting…the whole arena shook when he hit the deck…he was out before he fell…lol
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JJ LANG…
“I seen an old fighter, fighting to finish, with only his feet on the floor.” Well, that goal remains unattained.
Fatty fall down.
Shitbag.
At least he had the guts to step in the ring, though.
Many did/do not.
Still a shitbag, though.
He did it for a Kit Kat bar.
What would he do for a Klondike bar? Get knocked DA FUQ OUT!
Delusional fucks like Lang don’t deserve credit because they simply don’t have the intelligence to be afraid.
There is courage and there is out and out delusion.
If you ever want to see what a totally wacked out want to be tough guy is look up Charlie Zellonoff. He has had his ass whipped any time he tries to have a ” real fight” yet he always says he won.
Dear JJ,
You got your ass whipped by an old bitch with sagging titties and a man bun.
STFU and go back to ya mommas basement.
Fatty fatty two by four.
Couldn’t get through the bathroom door.
So he did it on the floor.
Licked it up and did some more.
BIFF BAM BOOOOOM ! down like a mighty oak
kicks like he stepped in shit and is trying to clean the bottom of his foot by flinging it…or maybe he’s just an effeminate fat freakazoid
What was the weight class? Sumo? Shamu?
I’ll bet his face is sticking through the underside of the mat.
Had a coworker once that took Martial Arts (or so he said). Used to leave shoe prints high up on the wall to demonstrate his skills. Big Irish guy with a scowl for a smile.
One Monday morning he came in late with a double shiner and his arm in a sling.
Rumor had it he messed with a Marine at a local bar.
Q: What’s the difference between Jason JLang and The Washington Generals?
A: The Washington Generals actually won once.
What were they fighting for, two Big macs and an extra-large order of fries?
Don’t forget the Super Size “Diet” Coke.
Jason Lang, the phony Navy SEAL, demonstrates in the video the poor judgement that he appears to exercise throughout this life. The guy he was against was barely moving, and wasting as little strength as he could, knowing that Jason Lang, phony Navy SEAL, was exhausting himself moving all of his weight around. His opponent bid his time and, possibly knowing Jason Lang’s psychology, did something to him knowing that Jason Lang would exert more of his strength doing stupid things.
That Castro faceplant was a good possibility based on the previous videos and photos of his performance, which his opponent may have viewed before the match, and read his commentary, and saw in Jason Lang, Phony Navy SEAL, the same thing that we see in him.
Jason Lang is arrogant, and makes up for his failures in life with brags of things that he never did, or things that he couldn’t deliver on.
The guy just reeks piss poor judgement.
“And….there’s the bell…..Lang dances left….and now to the right…and back to the left….he seems to be employing a strategy of….and he’s DOWN! Lang is DOWN!”
Moe and Larry must have been somewhere in the shadows….
What a jabroni.
Seal? No. Seals are sleek and agile. Walrus? Yes.
**giggles**
Holy Crap…
You guys have to get over to his FB page and read the circus going on over there. Dude is trying to excuse his way out of that disaster. I am dying.
https://www.facebook.com/parkinglotrealitygameshow.airportplazaonetenfri
I think this must mean he’s been kicked out of the “Lucky Sperm Club”…..
He is as successful in the ring as a disbarred lawyer in a courtroom. Even better in the ring than Kyle Barwan in pickup mode. All are turd piles, just a little difference in color of each pile.
No words to describe that train wreck I just watched.