Norks to “preemptively annihilate” USA today
Chip sends us a link to UK’s Metro which reports that North Korea is poised to “preemptively annihilate” any country that has threatened the hermit nation, so because CIA Director Mike Pompeo said last week that Kim must be separated from his nuclear weapons, we’re in the crosshairs;
The Yonhap News Agency in South Korea reported that there was a ‘high possibility’ Kim Jong-un’s nation could launch a strike today, after transporter erector launchers carrying ICBM launch tubes in North Pyongan province have been moved by North Korea.
A US defense official, who wanted to remain anonymous, said either an intermediate-range missile known as a KN-20 or a Hwasong-14, would be ‘probably’ launched today as it is the 64th anniversary of the signing of the Korean Armistice Agreement.
A US defense official said: ‘They’re setting up for something.’
Glad I got a hair cut yesterday.
Category: North Korea
Bring it on, kim-boi
blow his phat worthless ass up!!
Probably just the typical bluster, but in case he even thinks about following through, he’s about to preemptively receive a major ass kicking,
Yeah this is all I have to say about that
I await with bated breath; may be there’ll be early dismissal from work today…
Looks like I made it to the fallout bunker just in time. Maybe if we are lucky Mr. No Dong will provide us with glorious mercy and forgive us our running dog, capitalistic, colonialist sins.
Fallout shelter you say?
How many halving thicknesses you got bro?
Was that today? I was watching the news at noon. Did I miss it again?
I don’t know, Ex. I just looked outside, no mushroom clouds yet.
Nothing yet here, either. Damn!
I hope this scares all the tree-hugging leftist turds that moved to the Puget Sound region back to wherever they came from.
On behalf of my fellow citizens from Michigan, we do not want them back.
I can’t bribe you with salmon…you guys transplanted them years ago.
Yeah, nice of you to export salmon to us. In return, can I offer you some Asian Carp?
We don’t want them in Texas, either.
Send them to NYC or San Francisco.
Not even if I send them back with some smoked salmon as a bribe?
Only thing around here that matters with the word “smoked” in the name is BRISKET.
dammit
Smoked pork works.
Cabrito as well.
The Germans in Central Texas have brisket down to a fine art.
But I love to get the wurst of Fredericksburg.
Heading that way end of next week. And yes there are good eats down there.
And ribs. Don’t forget ribs.
New York doesn’t want them either
But NYC still has Blasio, don’t they?
Doesn’t that mean they’ll take anybody who’s not in the NRA?
Let ’em run away to Canada where they’ll have a pampered candyassed rich liberal in charge promising them free shit all the time and hopefully the winters up there will cull that herd!
We have enough here in Idaho. We don’t need any more!
Yeah. That’s why I didn’t go back to Teton County after I retired.
Keep them out of the Carolina’s. We have enough unwanted loony left transplants moving here as it is.
Bring it, fat boy!
I think I’m more concerned about distracted drivers than Lil’ Kim th’ T’ird.
How long will it take the fallout to make it over here the the NW Florida Panhandle? Shall I tell the Army Ranger School here to cancel the next student class. Should I bring in my outdoor pets? What is the shelflife of a sealed gas mask cannister refill? So many questions, so little time.
When he says he will “Cometh”, is he serious? Others who say they will “Cometh” aren’t serious, and won’t sober up long enough to “Cometh”. Are his arms even long enough to participate in a Dutch Rudder Exercise? Would “They” even let him participate? They are all suffering an equal level of idiocy
He will probably file a lawsuit…..and then violate restraining orders…😉
They have missiles that barely go a mile and then these creeps celebrate it reaching that distance.
I think it is safe to underestimate these jackasses.
Seriously, the enemy of the world is not a creepy Russian or a guy in a cave. No, we get a man-child. The enemy is Pee Wee Herman.
Ooooh, tubby ‘lil Kim-Cheese has issued another threat. What’s he gonna do, launch yet another missile off into the ocean?
Here we go. Launch the cows!
‘Fetchez la vache!’
That made my afternoon. Run Awaaaaay!
Hmmmm……interesting…Alaska…
“U.S. general: North Korea ICBM threat advancing faster than expected”
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-northkorea-army-idUSKBN1AC2V3
“U.S. General Mark Milley, the chief of staff of the Army, said on Thursday that North Korea’s July 4 test of an intercontinental ballistic missile showed its capabilities were advancing significantly and faster than many had expected.
Milley, in remarks to the National Press Club in Washington, said there was still time for a non-military solution to the crisis caused by North Korea’s nuclear and missile programs, but cautioned that “time is running out.”
“North Korea is extremely dangerous and more dangerous as the weeks go by,” he said.
U.S. media reported this week that the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), the Pentagon spy agency, had assessed that North Korea would be able to field a nuclear-capable ICBM by next year, earlier than previously thought.
However, two U.S. officials said some other analysts who study North Korea’s missile program did not agree with the assessment, although there was no question that Pyongyang had moved further and faster in its efforts.
U.S. officials said on Tuesday they had seen increased North Korean activity that could be preparations for another missile test within days.
After its July 4 test, North Korea said it had mastered the technology needed to deploy a nuclear warhead via the missile. It also said the test verified the atmospheric re-entry of the warhead, which experts say may be able to reach the U.S. state of Alaska.
North Korea has made no secret of its plans to develop a nuclear-tipped missile capable of striking the United States and has ignored international calls to halt its weapons programs.
The vice chairman of the U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Paul Selva, said last week that North Korea did not have the ability to strike the United States with “any degree of accuracy” and that while its missiles had the range, they lacked the necessary guidance capability.”
The weather forecast for North Korea the day after they actually launch a nuke?
Cloudy and 8000 degrees.
Wonder if the ROKs still have the bridges at Imjim Gak and Dagmar West wired for demo. I’d like to see someone swim the Imjim River. I’ve swam an M113 there (hooked to a VTR cable) and it was not fun.
Well they’d better behave. I’m on pass this weekend!
He’s got like one missile and he’s gonna launch a preemptive strike? I don’t think he grasps the concept of counterforce.
And yet you and you leftist ilk cheer him on.
Well, damnit! I’ve got a Coast Guard Auxiliary mission the weekend of August 4th thru the 6th; now how am I gonna do that AND possibly have to cover for deployed CG units at the same time?
That little cock knocker ain’t makin’ it easy on me.
The Yellowstone caldera on one side, possible Nork inbound on the other, and earthquakes in the middle. Damn, has my summer been interesting or what?
I wonder if Kim has read “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”?
Maybe. He did go to a Swiss school, after all. But it is a good analogy since he is that boy. Most of his ‘yap-yap-yap’ is to impress his subjects.
Bring it. You fat, self aggrandizing, insolent, petulant, turd of a man-child.
I will personally find my way back into a uniform to drive a bayonet through you.
You have my word.
Hmmph…. 6:?2AM and the neighborhood is still here. So nothing happened in the night?
Was that the dog barking in the night?
Maybe it was crickets…?
…or maybe it was just a bunch of LOONS….? (You might want to turn the sound down on this one.)
Yep still here this A.M. on the other coast.
Really Disappointed.
We got ripped off! I woke up this morning in my posh (near DC) apartment expecting to see a parched, post apocalyptic waste land.
Instead, I have to go to work at the soopersekrit army location hidden among the gardens and playgrounds of an unassuming Army installation…
LOL
aaaand…. Houston is still standing.
Is Portland still on the map? Californicate?
Oh well.
That munchkin/nebish should join a circus. He’s a real clown.