Sunday morning feel good stories
From Phoenix, Arizona;
Officers responded to the call in the 5600 block of North 34th Avenue and determined there had been a home invasion followed by gunfire between the homeowner and the two people who invaded his house, Phoenix police spokesman Sgt. Alan Pfohl said.
The homeowner gave police a vehicle and suspect description, Pfohl said.
Officers located the vehicle near the 2500 block of West San Miguel Avenue and discovered an unresponsive person inside, Pfohl said.
The person was pronounced dead at the scene.
Chief Tango sends us a story from Sullivan, Missouri;
According to Layman, deputies responded to the home around 4 a.m. The homeowner said someone had tried to force entry into his residence. Fearing for his life, he fired a weapon at the subject. The subject fled the residence in an unknown vehicle.
Deputies obtained subsequent information to corroborate the homeowner’s account of the events and the identity of the burglar. Evidence indicated there may have been multiple on scene during the attempt.
Around 4:45 a.m., deputies were dispatched to Sullivan Mobil for a report of a victim who had suffered a gunshot wound. Sullivan police and Missouri Baptist Ambulance personnel arrived on scene. Life-saving measures were attempted, but the subject was pronounced dead.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Two home invasions attempted, both thwarted by homeowners with guns. Two less useless assholes sucking oxygen. Shoot first, shoot fast, shoot often.
And shoot true. (no spray and pray)
So, if they are shot in one location, but subsequently die in another location, what is the protocol for the mandatory memorial of candles, teddy bears and Mylar balloons? Time to reach out to Miss Manners.
I would assume the roadside memorial protocal would apply here. Pile it up at the place of death and make the homeowner the perp. And then make him clean it up. /s
Two for two DOTs. Love it, the morning is a little brighter.
And the world is a more peaceful place……now.
Yep – a “toofer”. And it isn’t even Tuesday!
Out of the gene pool!
…. and into the grave.