Mark B. Chartrand; phony wounded hero arrested

| May 27, 2017

The St Louis Dispatch tells the story of Mark B. Chartrand, of St Louis who makes Kyle Barwan look like a piker;

While on a trip to California while using another name, Chartrand showed his Purple Heart to his Airbnb hosts, and in consideration of that, they allowed him to stay even though his bill was delinquent, Albus said. They also loaned him money for car repairs, he said.

In all, received about $4,300 from his hosts before returning home, Albus said.

Chartrand pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor, which carries a maximum penalty of a year in prison and a fine of $100,000. He will also have to pay restitution. He still faces bad check charges in St. Louis and Jefferson County, court records show.

They also report that he was arrested in 2012 for pretending to be a federal agent and using that ruse to borrow money from his girlfriend. He got five years probation for that stunt.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Usafvet509

“5’9″, I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!” Thanks, Gunny!

Skyjumper

Yeah, but on his knees he should be around 2′ 1″, just the right height for his gray bar buddies no matter what direction the action is coming from.

Guard Bum

Bluto?

MrBill

Man, there’s been a plethora of dirtbags today…

CC Senor

Ret_25X

He’s the juggernaut, bitch!

No one can jugger the naut like him…behind the dumpster at the Flying J, he is the jugging jugger of all nauts.

and with no neck, he never has to worry about a cervical injury while jugging a naut.

A Proud Infidel®™

NOT EVEN A Flying J Truck Stop, he looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.

Cocksucker.

Frankie Cee

Mark B. Chartrand Piece of shit, and Kyle Christopher Barwan can both get a “bitch tear” tattoo on their cheek. They could have a double wedding in the slammer and guests can bring them bacon drippings from the kitchen for honeymoon pleasure.
Fuck em both, with a Saguaro Cactus arm, deeply.

The Old Maj

Disgusting, just busting out a PH as a form of payment. He is lucky he did not run across a real vet with that bullshit.

2/17 Air Cav

I thought the guy lost his neck somewhere, but it’s actually a turtle neck of some sort under his lock-up orange. He’s 46. Yeah, he’ll change any day now, especially when prosecutors don’t seem to mind his illicit behavior and ensure he does not get discouraged from it.

AW1Ed

“…but it’s actually a turtle neck of some sort under his lock-up orange.”

I’ll take Prison Neck Tats for a thousand,
Alex.

Sparks

I’ll leave this here. It’s safe.

https://youtu.be/wahLIbwZTLQ

Green Thumb

A truly “Phildoesque” dude.