Friday morning feel good stories
18-year-old Jabaris Mclin has been charged with attempted robbery of an individual. Mclin attempted to rob the victim at gunpoint. He fired shots and the victim returned fire, hitting Mclin in the shoulder.
The suspect was arrested at Merit Health.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Beautiful! Thief was a bad shot huh? Big surprise. Most thieves don’t go to the local range to hone their shooting skills, a citizen carrying generally does go to the range.
Advantage= Honest Citizen
Winner= No one
Jabaris? Where do people get these names? Do they just throw some letters in a pile and blindly pick six or seven to form one? It’s comical.
And how would the name even be pronounced? Ja-BARE-iss? or Ja-BARR-iss?
Either way, his mother probably gets all bent out of shape whenever someone ” be mispronouncin’ ” her baby’s name.
A huff or two on her crack pipe calms her down
There you go again, mispronounciatin’ an all dat shit!
That’s how it worked for Canada, from what I heard.
First guy reached into the pile and pulled out a letter, His friends asked him what it was. He said “I got a ‘C’, eh?”
Second guy draws “I got an ‘N’, eh?”
And you can fill in the rest….
Jabaris the dolt
Another aspiring rapper, turning his life around, teaching the homeless illiterate how to read every night after church choir practice and holding diaper fund raisers for the baby mommas.
Just pulled up his Facebook page. Pretty much what you’d expect, a thug kid with pictures of him throwing “gang signs” and fanned out bills.
How he suppose to get his money?!
Hmmm…. how to pronounce jabaris:
Jabberass? Jaybaresis? Jabbarreess?
See? It ain’t that hard.
Upon further reflection, mama should have just named him Jabroni.