Norks ready with “most ruthless blow”
Australia’s News reports that NDtBF has threatened the US with a “most ruthless blow” if they’re provoked by the United States;
“Our army has already said that if there will be even the smallest provocation from the United States during exercises, we are ready to deliver the most ruthless blow,” Interfax news agency quoted ambassador Kim Hyong-Jun as saying.
“We have the readiness and ability to counter any challenge from the US,” he was quoted as saying.
I imagine that North Korea is feeling a need to demonstrate some testosterone after the Tomahawk live-fire demonstration last night while the US and Chinese leadership in Florida discussed rocket-blocking the Norks. I believe the North Koreans tried to help the Syrian government build nukes once before until the Israelis put an abrupt end to the cross-cultural experiment.
Category: North Korea
So, NDtBF is going to drop to his knees and give The Donald Oral?
Got it.
Better than the wussy slapfight he carried on with the previous resident of 1600 Penn. Ave.
Nuke the phat little phuck! South Korea NEEDS more parking area!!
Kim the Fatty III is probably wetting his pants right now, and needs to bluster a bit.
He might ask himself how his old buddy Saddam Hussein faired with his bluster. And how well his own head would stay attached during a hanging.
If you say it the Irish way, it sounds better, Graybeard: Fatty Kim da T’ird. The Irish drop their ‘H’s.
But I’m Scots, Clan Armstrong, so I’ll have to figure out how to capture the Scot brogue in type.
But it does sound better.
I went Jamaican with it…made me giggle.
An alterntate title to the story could also read:
“Crazy fat kid, continues to say crazy fat kid stuff.”
Love Secretary Tillerson. Lil Kim might just get what he has been jonesing for. I certainly hope the NEO has begun for dependents in ROK. I am thankful to GOD that we now have adults and true AMERICANS at the helm.
+1
A ruthless blowjob? What the hell is that? No, I really don’t want to know.
I think it has something to do with the Kardashians and little blue pills, but I have not first-hand knowledge.
That’s a BJ with anyone else BUT Ruth.
Nice one.
Fatty Kim doesn’t watch CNN much, I take it.
NDtBF has another hissyfit for attention.
Wow. What a spoiled brat!
It appears that the US missile strike in Syria was supposed to land on Fatty Kim da T’ird. It didn’t, and now he has nothing to use as an excuse to shoot back at us.
How many generals is Fatboy the Cheesethreatener going to execute with antiaircraft artillery for not getting the US to hit him first?
At the rate he’s killing off his senior officers, he may be the only one remaining to push the launch button. When/If it fails, he can then off himself.
From what I read, the people are so starved (including the historically well fed Army) that the Norks shouldn’t start a war out of fear their glorious military will defect when they pass the first all you can eat buffet.
‘…fear their glorious military will defect when they pass the first all you can eat buffet.’
That article I wrote last week, about a sympathizer (and now not one) whose tour bus took a wrong turn said he saw ‘skinny soldiers’.
Look at those soldiers in the photo posted with this article. They really are far too thin. They do look starved to me. If Fatty Kim da T’ird is spending all his hard-stolen cash on missiles and booms, instead of his troops, he won’t have much to fight with if he does manage to start a war.
You are not too far off with what you said, even if it was meant in jest.
Only half in jest. I recall hearing about a decade ago that people there had resorted to eating children. Don’t know if there’s any truth to it, but the Korean peninsula isn’t known for its abundant farm land.
North Koreans who escaped talking about life in Norkland while trying American BBQ for the first time.
Worth the watch
I say we nuke this little fat bastard as well, we would be doing them all a favor. Why have they not risen up and killed this little fat boy already? I just don’t understand how they put up with this little fat bastard? Should I dare have Commisar Poodle Dick explain it all to us, or is he busy still wetting his bed?
There’s a youtube channel called Asian Boss that’s out of south Korean. They talked to some former norks that fled about their former country. I think the video is called “North Koreans try American BBQ” or something like that. You should watch it’s very informative
Just posted it above before I saw your comment
I hear the populace is down to eating tree bark and turnips in some areas. I’d go for the bark, personally.
IMO the military would turn on him if push came to shove. Can you say Benito Mussolini? Sure you can. I’d love to see the fat slob swaying in the wind.
/s
NDtBF is a cocksucker.
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
(ground shakes, kimchi flies everywhere)
“kimchi flies everywhere”
Muahahahahahahahaha. That made my day Mick, thank you!
I’ll say again I doubt fatboy will independently attack anyone. W/O guaranteed backing/assistance from China, he will continue to shoot his crap into the ocean, provided they can leave the launch pad. He has to know our retaliation would be swift and massive if he fires upon U.S. assets. This is bluster to impress his people who live on tree bark and turnips. I do hope he stays in good health, though, b/c if he knows he is checking out, there is no limit to what he might do. Someone needs to step up to become a hero of the state and shoot his fat ass. Multiple times.
I believe he has diabetes. He lost some weight last year, but he seems to have gained it back. Not a good sign, at all.
Overweight, suffers from gout. Probably has heart problems just like dear ol’ pops Lil’ Kim Jong II. Heart disease takes time to kill some people. Time is not what we have on our side. Maybe the ChiComs need to use extreme prejudice.
Too bad the military doesn’t raise up and kill the little evil bastard and reunite with south korea again, they might be surprised to be able to eat again!