Ryan Patrick Morris, phony soldier, sentenced again

| March 2, 2017

Last year we talked about Ryan Patrick Morris who tried to mitigate a burglary charge with tales of his military service to the judge. From the Great Falls Tribune;

Morris during this case was also punished for pretending to be a former military member, a federal crime. In his first court appearance in May, Morris reportedly told the court he was a veteran and reiterated his past at a September hearing, saying he had completed seven combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. Court records also show Morris reported suffering from combat-related post-traumatic stress disorder and had a hip replacement after suffering injuries from an improvised explosive device. He also told the court he was on the outreach team administered by Great Falls Mayor Bob Kelly for homeless veterans.

Morris’ father later called a Veterans Court coordinator in October, after Morris had begun the enrollment process, to reveal that Morris had never served in the military, despite several attempts to enlist.

The judge had sentenced him to serve 30 days in jail, pay a $500 fine and serve 441 hours of community services for each of the 441 Montanans who died during their military service since the Korean War. Well he finally was sentenced this week for the burglary charge;

Ryan Patrick Morris was given a three-year deferred sentence Wednesday and ordered to pay $1,231 restitution to the victim of his burglary.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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AZtoVA

I reckon we’ll be seeing more of him, since he’s still out on the street.

Instinct

Hopefully it will be in a report that he has achieved room temperature during another robbery attempt.

Combat Historian

“…Morris reportedly told the court he was a veteran and reiterated his past at a September hearing, saying he had completed seven combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan…”

More like he completed seven marathon sessions of playing “Call of Duty”, using a PS3 he stole from somebody’s house…

Carlton G. Long

Or 7 sessions of “Combat” on the 70’s-era Atari machine he still plays on his black & white “tv set”

CWORet

in mom’s basement…

26Limabeans

While wearing her underwear on his head. Explains the haircut.

ex-OS2

While giving out hand-jobs to his unemployed bro’s.

Ncat

And tickling the entire genital area of a gay biker with his beard in order to get money for meth. Just sayin.

Carlton G. Long

+1

You win the internet for today.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Mullet face looks like he’s played more “Call of Booty – Anal Buttsexx Warfare” than “Call of Duty”. Guessing that he loves to be the pivot man at the local ghey bar on Man-Love Thursdays.

COCKSUKCING ASS HAMSTER

Green Thumb

Loser.

A Proud Infidel®™

“Ryan Patrick Morris was given a three-year deferred sentence Wednesday…”

I wonder how long until he screws the proverbial pooch yet again and becomes one more in the harem of Bubba & Thor?

It warms the cockles of my heart to see candyassed pisspants shitstains like him get what’s a’comin’ to them.

Green Thumb

Word.

Maybe he can run for office?

thebesig

That’s not a high and tight, that is a high and loose. 🙄

Doc Savage

When he gets to the gray bar hotel and meets his future husband, that’s not the only thing that will be “loose”.

Bubba will appreciate the convenient hand hold on the top of his head.

MSG Eric

You know its bad when your father turns you in. Hopefully he saw that his son needs a wake-up call and needs to fix himself and that this will help.

A Proud Infidel®™

Yep, it looks like he exercised a bit of “Tough Love” to try and straighten him out. It’s all up to him from here on. If the kid straightens his ass out it’s all good but if he fucks up again oh well, it’ll be a self-inflicted wound.

CB Senior

Thinking the same thing. Was Dad a Vet?

CWORet

Guess his Pops is getting tired of supporting his stupid ass. Although I recommend he spring for a haircut.

2/17 Air Cav

I’m sure he has learned his lesson. A deferred sentence has that effect. Never and not.

ex-OS2

Cocksucker.

Mick

Ahhhh, there it is.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

ex-OS2

KaBlam!

Secondary explosions….

Fjardeson

Man, I need better earpro
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wilted Willy

I think the shitbag should have gotten 441 years for each life given! Seems the least he could do with all his claims of ass bagery!

jarhead

I can just imagine what is running through his father’s head these days. “Dammit, I always knew I shoulda banged the neighbor’s goat! Either that, or shoulda jerked off! What a waste of sperm! Think I’m
gonna change my name legally to Idontknowany
Pieceoshit Namedryan.”

CWORet

Yea, that dude shoulda been a blowjob.

Green Thumb

This dude looks like he is into dildos.

CB Senior

That is why he is not smiling, he chipped a tooth on one.

Bill M

This turd will be back in the system before the year’s out, I’d bet. With the deferred sentence, he’ll get to serve that along with whatever else he manages to get himself into. The community would be better off if he got to serve his sentence now, rather than later. Besides Bubba, Thor, Julio, and Mr. Tiny were looking forward to making his acquaintance.

ChipNASA

Morris reportedly told the court he was a veteran and reiterated his past at a September hearing, saying he had completed seven combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. Court records also show Morris reported suffering from combat-related post-traumatic stress disorder and had a hip replacement after suffering injuries from an improvised explosive device. Un.Fucking.Believeable. OK when you double down in a court in front of a Judge, you earn this…. TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUNDS OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Ryan Patrick Morris most likely but not yet confirmed, work balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, pile infested, inflamed, gaping, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, sperm burping, sniveling, lying, Bowl of ass soup, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, waste of oxygen, numbnuts, snowball, shitbag, moron, asshat, dick pickle, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, knob gobbling, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, catcher not pitcher, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, douche nozzle, might but not certain, like to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, Sitzpinkler, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, butt munch, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee), taint cookie, Fartleberry, not a veteran, was never in the military and tried to enlist and FAILED multiple times, insult to humanity, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, fuck hole, Pilsburry Dough Bitch, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, cum-dumpster, Useless syphilitic mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen,… Read more »

ex-OS2

LMFAO!

CWORet

I see you’ve been adding to your list. Impressive, blue one…

Wireman611

Man, I have got to get a copy of your thesaurus.

ChipNASA

Google and 23 years in the Military including many viewings of Full medal Jacket.

I was in the Air Force, Imagine if I’d have been a Marine.

:-O

ChipNASA

Gunny Hartman says ” That’s SPELLED M-E-T-A-L You goddamn non spelling clusterfuck goat raping Zoomie Pussy muncher!!”


ChipNASA

Shitstain should get MORE jail time just for that retarded hair style.
/Did your parents have any kids that lived?
//Grandma on your Mom’s side should have had an abortion.

Just An Old Dog

It’s a bit of a comfort that he got more REAL jail time for stolen valor than he got for burglary.
Like everyone is saying, odds are by the end of the year he will be p[icked up for some other shit and get put in lock up for those three, plus get ANOTHER sentence added for the new asshattery