James Walker Morales recaptured

| January 6, 2017

James Walker Morales

The other day we talked about James Walker Morales who escaped from custody in Rhode Island for stealing rifles from the local Army Reserve armory in Worcester, Massachusetts back in 2015. The Army Times reports that he has been recaptured after he tried to rob a bank in Somerville, Massachusetts;

State police spokesman David Procopio said troopers were in the area after a second attempted bank robbery in neighboring Somerville when a trooper spotted Morales walking. They said Morales ran, the trooper chased him for about two blocks and he was captured as he tried to jump a fence.

Morales was set to be booked at a state police barracks in Medford on Thursday evening, authorities said. He couldn’t be reached for comment while in custody.

Maybe they can hold on to him for the time being.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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Veritas Omnia Vincit

Keep the ankles and waist chains on this time…and clip it off to the bars of the cell.

MSG Eric

Or, just chain him to a big fat guy in prison. Call it the “laurel and hardy” escape prevention SOP.

SFC D

Cuff his right wrist to his left ankle. Now let’s see him run.

desert

Or just nail his other foot to the ground!

Ex-PH2

Couldn’t be reached for comment while in custody? I wonder why!

Animal

Every time I read something like that I can’t decide whether the press is either pretentious or naive enough to think they will be or should be allowed access to a prisoner.

ChipNASA

His mouth was full of “Hey Look A New Guy!!” dick.

A Proud Infidel

Meh, I’m sure he’ll have LOTS of time to himself for the foreseeable future ifya knowhutimean! That Child Rape Arrest from his past isn’t gonna do him any favors among his fellow inmates either, but I have NO PITY for scumbags like that oxygen thief.

RGR 4-78

I wonder if that is why he escaped in the first place?

A Proud Infidel®™

Meeehhh, COULD BE!!! In the meantime I’m sure he’ll get plenty of shower time attention from Bubba, Thor and Company when he’s not all to himself, I’m sure he’ll be the prize catcher for his cellblock!

Twist

I’m sure he will be in protective custody

A Proud Infidel®™

Which means he gets 23 hours a day to himself with one hour outside in an exercise cage.

Graybeard

Dang it. They forgot to apply Dr. Graybeard’s Prescription for Punks, i.e.:

Rx: 230gr JHP intercranially until symptoms subside.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Looks like the prison he escaped from has some problems – three Corrections Officers and a supervisor suspended over the escape.

Almost four hours before they knew he escaped and another hour before anyone called the local POPO about it.

James Walker Morales is back in “the loving arms/bed” of Thor, Bubba, Julio and Mr “Tiny” once again.

Graybeard

They call it a “detention facility” in some reports.

Not conceptually like a “maximum security facility”, and it seems that someone wasn’t doing count right.

Green Thumb

I figured he would be caught in Merritt Island, Florida.

Oh well. You can’t win them all….

Wilted Willy

Good luck you cocksucker! I loved the mug shot the other day of some child killer that was beat the shit out of in his cell block!

ex-OS2

Cocksucker.

Club Manager

He was a prison escapee. He was dangerous. WTF was he not captured DOT?

A Proud Infidel®™

Maybe because he was recaptured in the PRoM and they were more concerned about snowflakes rioting over some “Victim of Society” getting gunned down by Police?

jarhead

Truth of the matter was he wanted to be recaptured and returned to prison in time for the Late Winter Prom. Nice little sparkly sequins on a short skirt…he’s bound to become the Prom Queen of cell block “A”.

He will get all his teeth puled, hot wax poured over his gums, a vertical mustache cut, and allowed to spend one hour in every cell block in units “A” through “Z”. He will become a very popular dude if he uses his head, for once.