Joseph Wayne Lynch; unruly special forces phony passenger
David sends us a link to a story about this Joseph Wayne Lynch fellow who was a passenger on a US Airways flight from Philadelphia to Denver last year. He’d missed his connection, so the airline bumped him up to first class, but then because he was acting like an inebriated sot, they cut off his alcohol.
He got all smoochy with the airline attendants, so employees had to restrain him with an ice hammer, a pot of coffee and zip ties. Somewhere in the altercation, Lynch told them he was a “Green Beret”, which turns out to be false.
I guess being a Green Beret is an excuse to behave badly.
He’s free on bail awaiting sentencing in May.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
An ice hammer, a pot of coffee, and zip ties.
See, I keep telling all of you that you use what you have at hand. If you don’t have a gun on you, there are plenty of other things.
A “Green Beret” taken down by a few flight attendants…
The judge is going to like hearing that.
Friggin’ knob…
Tiny, Bubba, and Thor would go through him like a hot knife through butter.
He’s have likely gotten more respect by claiming Viking ancestry, wotta NOOB!
Thor, Bubba, Julio and Mr. “Tiny” will have a new bitch to add to the prison harem soon…
Hope he has an appetite for cockmeat sammiches and tube steak… and is looking forward to anal dilation therapy sessions with his new “buddies”
I hope it was worth it, Joey?
I’m sure he’ll have plenty of all-you-can-eat tube steak garnished with nut butter and he’ll be ogling nut sacks like Bernath on a bender…
Max sentence for Joey No-nuts is 20 years and a $250k fine. That’s a long time in the Prison Buttsekks League as a “wide receiver”…
Delicious, tasty, foot longs of Black Forest Ham…
another shitbag down the toilet
NEXT ,,,,,
He meant special olympian
Coffee pots and zip ties?
My kinda women.
Sounds like some FUN foreplay to me, add a can of whipped cream and *drool, slobber* …
Pretty sure I have everything needed for a FOIA on this tool – so it goes in the mail Monday. We’ll see just what his military background (if any) really was.
Douchebaggery at its finest.
Story linked first in the open weekend thread
Yep, credit to Teaman – he was on top of it.
May have told them he was a B G M. That’s Bearded Green Beret. Damn, back in the late 60’s once I picked up an airlines stewardess. When she pulled the ice hammer, pot of coffee, and zip ties out of her large purse…..I just knew the whips, chains, duct tape and battery operated testicle clips were not far behind. Told her I had to take her home immediately because my psychiatrist and parole officer had both called at the same time. Something about a “coffee enema” gave me cause to rethink the evening. She invited me in, and told me to have as seat on the couch while she changed into something more comfortable. When she came out five minutes later wearing these lace see-through nylon panty hose, six inch high heel spikes and a leather mini skirt with a handcuff belt, I was headed out the door. She asked where I was going, I told her I had humped her dog and crapped in her pocket book,,,,and that I was on my way home. She seemed surprised. (Old Rodney Dangerfield routine)
http://youtu.be/5sW1U-Y0hLg
By looking at this tool, someone just needed to pimp slap him across the face and tell him to sit down.
Loser.