Manassas teen tries to stop real cop with pretend police car
Andy11M sends us a Washington Post link to the story of 18-year-old Robert Rosene of Manassas, Virginia who tried to pull over a real cop with his Pontiac and flashing blue lights. When the real cop became suspicious and refused to pull over, Rosene took off with the real cop on his tail. Real cops caught up with him and tossed his ass in the hoosegow.
Some of our phonies expanded their resumes as police impersonators, like Dennis Chevalier, Angelo Otchy and Jason Scaletta, so I’m sure that we’ll hear from Mister Rosene in the future.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
This guy must self-identify as Asian-American and call himself “Mi Dum Kluk”.
Kluk or Phuk?
Both work – take your pick. (smile)
“Sum Dum Phuk” or “Wun Dum Phuk” would also do!
The stupid is strong with this one, Yoda…
He sure does have a purty mouth, don’t he?
Is he wearing lip gloss?
Sure looks that way. Hope he remembers to relax the jaw and cover the teeth.
Traffic stops are one of the most dangerous situations officers are involved with on a daily basis. Why this young idiot would choose to put himself into it without the protections and training of LEO is beyond me. When searching his car I hope they look for a rape kit. A lot of fake LEO lead to sexual assaults.
Well not that I condone that kind of thing but I imagine the conversation went a little something like this…
Cop: “Son what the hell were you thinking? Were you trying to pull someone over so you could get fucked?”
Kid: “Well yeah, maybe something like that.”
Cop: “Well good, cause now *You’re FUCKED*”
😀 😀
/tip your veal.
If Chevy had a son …
Even Chevy could not have a son this stupid….oh wait, he already does.
Good thing he didn’t try this in New Jersey.
He would’ve got a hell of a surprise!
http://weaponsman.com/?p=24998
§ 18.2-174
Impersonating officer.
Any person who shall falsely assume or exercise the functions, powers, duties and privileges incident to the office of sheriff, police officer, marshal, or other peace officer, or who shall falsely assume or pretend to be any such officer, shall be deemed guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor.
Too bad it’s only a misdemeanor, I suspect you are correct in assessing this won’t be the last we hear of this giant turd floating in the punch bowl…
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I’m sure that Bubba & Thor welcomed him into their harem!
“I’m your prison bitch, your prison bitch. . . “
“At first you were my cell mate, but now you’re my soul mate!”
Christmas in September for Jethro, LeRoy, Clyde, Dale, and Earl.
Don’t forget Slick and “Tiny”! 😀
First time out of mom’s basement all summer and what does he do?
Yeah, Pontiac G6. The preferred vehicle of LEO’s nationwide.
OK, everybody in their best Red Forman voice: Dumbass !!
Yeah, “Life is hard for you because you’re a dumbass!”.
As Forrest Gump would say “stupid is as stupid does”.
I love his booking photo, it says “dad’s going to beat my ass” I told Jonn when I sent him this story, I’m sure we will hear about this kid in the future.
That and he’s sad because his Momma will give him a cold enema and take away his Xbox for at least a month!
What dad? And you mean the Mama that is even now wailing about her good boy and how misunderstood he is?
Kids like this don’t spring up in a vacuum.
I sure he also attended some publik shcool where he was told every day about just how special a snowflake he is no matter what!
I bet he’s a gradiate of one of them thar “EEEELITEEE” Privit skools where Mommy and Daddy paid a shitload of money to get sonny a “libtard” edukation…
You forgot Keith English. We can’t leave him out, he earned his spot.
What’s his claim again, something like 1500 blowjobs given in how many States?
Yep, he claims he’s a professional blow job giver for 18 years in 21 different states, with over 1500 happy endings.
Make that 1,499 to be precise. When he pulled me over, he said he’d not give me a ticket if I would tickle his tonsils with my Johnson. After I called his bluff and told him to go f__k himself, as I was driving away I saw him in the rear view mirror putting some K Y jelly on a big NBA sized dildo.
Clown.
Dumbass
Nitwit. Birdbrain. Dumber than a box of bent thumbtacks.
Come on – you guys aren’t putting any effort into this.
If he was as dumb as dirt he could cover at least half of Texas! 😀
I bet if he had pulled over the wrong car and got his ass torn up on the side of the road that would have cured him, at least temporarily. Written by someone who has had the shit kicked out of them once on the side of the road. What kind of special ass monkey does stupid shit like this?
This kind of special ass monkey:
http://abc7chicago.com/news/police-impersonator-arrested-3rd-time-cpd-says/696024/
In my area, during the last 20 years, we’ve had 11 such incidents, however, usually a rapist and never that young.