Thursday morning feel good stories
In Lorain, Ohio, Alejandro Melendez returned home after a trip out of the country and he was immediately assaulted by a man near the front door. While police were minutes away from the scene, seconds counted and Mr. Melendez was forced to make the criminal DRT.
In Houston, Texas, a fellow was sitting in the parking lot of a barber shop when two gentlemen who were in the process of turning their lives around approached him. The two tried to liberate the fellow’s property, so the man gave them his property one bullet at a time and made one of them DRT while the other un-assed the AO.
In Dallas, Texas, Kendrick Dickson heard two fellows pry open his front door with a crowbar, so he greeted them with some gunfire, striking one, whose friend knocked him down as he ran out the door. The wounded fellow beat feet , too, but while police were at the scene, the injured fellow was at a local convenience store seeking medical assistance (makes sense, right? Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, the convenience store clerk, knows more about gun shot wounds that a mere trauma surgeon), so he’s in the hospital while the police are making up his room.
Also in Dallas, Texas, another invasion might be the same story as the one above, but the article lacks enough details for me to exclude it from today’s line up.
In Tualatin, Oregon, young Chester Friday, who looks like he’ll go far in life in the mugshot at the link, was quietly and stealthily gathering up some property that wasn’t his from a car when he was rudely interrupted by the owner of the property. Chester lunged at the rude owner who fired a warning shot into the ground (again with the warning shots) which convinced Chester that the gun owner wouldn’t shoot him, so he lit out, only to be hunted down by a K-9 unit and taken into custody without a struggle.
Category: Feel Good Stories
I’m really dragging ass on this night shift tonight. These stories are just the pick me up that I needed.
2 out of 4 DRT, and 2 or more others apprehended. Not bad, but the effective warning shot is the one fired at center of mass, followed by a 2nd to the same region.
Yes, Apu the clerk does medical treatments on the side, and he offers reasonable rates for in-store dental work, too. See Apu for all your personal health and grocery needs.
Ah, Chester John – a fine, upstanding fellow whose career choices are limited only by the amount of air he takes in. The epitome of Mouthbreather of the Year.
Would you like a Slurpee with that?
Yep, young Chester Friday certainly looks like prime MESNA material.
I’m betting he has to mouth the words on the big red signs when he approaches an intersection.
At least he’s not a Chester Goode who went bad. Matt would be so disappointed.
Chester John. . . I wouldn’t trust him to get a “would you like fries with that”, or, “would you like to supersize that” order correct.
He’s an excellent argument for postpartum abortions.
It’s guys like him that convinced me that special Ed. was a waste of taxpayers money and teachers time.
DRT/DOT helps in 2 ways:
1) Saving the taxpayers money on incarceration
2) Less chance of recidivism