Friday morning feel good stories
Our first story comes from Florida where the best way to get a girlfriend to like you again is to kick in her door and threaten physical violence;
According to Orlando police, the ex-boyfriend attempted to break through a glass door and enter the apartment while yelling threats to the woman. Their relationship ended six months ago, police said.
The woman’s current boyfriend and a 4-year-old child were also in the home, police said.
After telling the ex to leave several times, the trio said they feared for their safety and the boyfriend fired two shots at the ex, striking him in the upper leg, police said.
The ex fled on foot and was found at a nearby Burger King, police said.
On to North Carolina where two brothers damaged a man’s SUV for some stupid reason and they were paid back for their efforts in lead;
Alijah Jackson and Caleb Jackson, who both live at 4583 West Bandys Cross Road, allegedly began damaging a vehicle parked on the property of their neighbor Joshua Edwards, who lives at 4589 West Bandys Cross Road, Wednesday evening.
Reid said one brother shattered the window of an SUV parked in Edwards’ driveway using a hammer. According to Reid, Edwards told the brothers to leave, but they would not. He alleged one brother then attempted to rip a .270 rifle out of his hands.
Edwards told deputies both brothers threatened to kill him. After firing a warning shot, Edwards’ shot both brothers, one that was about five feet away from him, in the lower extremities.
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…a Catawba County magistrate found no probable cause to charge Edwards’ in connection to the shooting…
Category: Feel Good Stories
The only problem I have with any of this is that a warning shot was fired.
The new boyfriend shot the old boyfriend in the upper leg. WHich leg? Left, right, or middle?
Yep. I always go straight to Burger King after getting shot. Whoppers make great bandages.
Always love the “man loses girlfriend/job, returns to carve/shoot them up” – yeah, THAT’s the guy I want to rehire. I’m sure it appeals to alla them caveman instincts girls allegedly have, too.