Yer Friday Funny: Beer Beer Beer
Zero told us all yesterday how beer was good for our health and made us smarter – when you partake in moderation, of course.
Maybe we should all follow along with this crowd and go work on improving our health. Just remember to stop after one or two. (smile)
WARNING: Drinking too much of this stuff can lead to your doing some truly stupid sh!t, followed by waking up hung-over and naked next to someone who is absolutely FUGLY. Use in moderation.
And if you do manage to overindulge, be nice to your friends, family, and colleagues. Make sure you spend the next day in a well-ventilated area. (smile)
Category: Pointless blather, Who knows
Great,
Thanks HONDO, not I got that stupid song stuck in my head.
“Beer, beer, beer, I want to drink some beer”
/EFF EWE!!!
Glad I could help, amigo. (smile)
Gee,
It’s as if it’s almost annoying enough to make me want to start drinking…..
but not at 10:30 in the morning.
I’m not some kind of animal. (Or Ex-APL employee)
/sheesh, *grin* 😀
Chip it might not be after 12 where you are, but it’s after 12 somewhere so you should be fine.
Well now I believe there are still some ice cold ones in my downstairs fridge…
I believe that’s my name they are calling so after clearing some more brush when I get home after work I will have to grab a couple and work on my health!!
This is my personal favorite.
http://www.foundersbrewing.com/our-beer/double-trouble/
What’s great about this beer is that it’s so rich and hearty, you don’t even notice the high alcohol content until you fall out of your chair!
And then there’s this one. While it started as a joke, it went real shortly afterwards. And no – I’ll pass, thanks.
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=33470
https://youtu.be/y1fV3edEdfE
Some day…I’m gonna have to grow some balls and try some of that Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout! I can just see my dear old Grandpa drinking that stuff. He’d probably say something like this, “Hey boy, you try some of this. Put some hair on your chest!”.
A beer with BALLS, that’s new!
I have heard the Pedialyte is the newest and best cure for a hangover out there.
Since the DOT and I had an argument about my driving an automobile and continuing to be a bartender or barfologist I have surrendered to them and don’t imbibe anymore.
I already drank all those 2562 cases of beer so I should live forever!!!
Pedialyte works OM, but I’ve had the best luck with pickle juice.
Sweet or dill? Inquiring minds need to know.
Dill mixed 50/50 with water, that helps get it past the gag reflex when you’ve really tied one on, it does work!
Only thing I ever knew that worked for sure was menudo.
But it had to have tripe in it. And because of the time involved to make it, weekends is the only time most restaurants made it.
Okay, get this song stuck in your head:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2kdC9LoH68
…if those guys have it right it can do more than just improve your health and intelligence.
” I like beer – it makes m a jolly good fellow-
I like beer – it helps me unwind, and helps me feel mellow (Makes him feel me-l-l-o-o-w-w)
Whiskey’s too rough
Champagne costs too much
And vodka puts my mouth in gear
So this little refrain, should help me explain
That as a matter of fact, I like beer! (Tom T. Hall)
https://youtu.be/O-jOEAufDQ4
I was hoping someone would post this video ^_^
I’ll bet you guys didn’t know that there are some very important uses for beer as noted in many prestigious medical articles.
Did you know that beer (in extraordinary amounts) is used to detect leakage in the human bladder?
Did you know that beer (in smaller amounts) is used to detect gas leakage of the large intestine? God knows we don’t want any excessive amount of flatulence leakage especially when out on a first date or meeting the in-laws for the first time.
Did you know that beer (in extraordinary amounts) can replace novocaine for tooth extractions and replaces pain medication when setting broken limbs after falling down stairs after drinking beer in extraordinary amounts?
You gotta learn something new every day.