Islamic State: “We’re coming for you, Barack Obama”
According to the Washington Times, those folks, ISIS or ISIL or the Islamic State, or whatever they’re calling themselves today, have sent a threat to the President that they’re “coming” for him. I hope they’re not taking directions from Dallas Wittgenfeld. He’s been “coming” for me for three or four years, and he’s only “coming” from Florida.
Brett McGurk, the deputy assistant secretary of state, told lawmakers at a House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing that ISIL may have “changed its name,” but that it’s still al Qaeda.
“In fact, it is worse than al Qaeda,” he said, The Hill reported.
Elissa Slotkin, the acting principal deputy undersecretary of Defense for policy, added that ISIL also has its eye on the president, threatening “We’re coming for you, Barack Obama,” The Hill reported.
I’m not real happy with Barrack Obama, but I’m pretty sure that I’d take a donkey bomb for him. I mean, he’s the President, after all, and he’s marginally better than Joe Bite Me. I guess the thought of an Islamic invasion excites me, but it’s running in third place behind a zombie apocalypse and a North Korean invasion, based solely on the number of bodies I can stack. I have enough ammo for an Islamic invasion, though, but I might be a hair short for a zombie or North Korean invasion. But then I have bayonets and a machete, too, despite the fact that it’s so last century.
Now see, the ISIS has me all excited – I may have to go the range today.
Category: Terror War
They have yet to master the mysteries of indoor plumbing…..I don’t think they are quite up to the task of mastering the world just yet.
Which reminds me…I need to get some more ammo for all those guns at the bottom of the lake.
Rustle, rustle.
You mean the ones in that watertight crate I found scuba diving last week were yours?
Oh, you just had to invoke whipitnflogit, didn’t you? Now they’ll get lost for sure, probably take a left turn at Djibouti and walk right into that crack in the Afar rift zone that’s splitting the earth open.
Hey, maybe that drawdown won’t happen quite the way it was planned, after all. I mean, Caesar will still need the Praetorian Guard around him, won’t he?
Did I tell you that the Praetorian Guard frequently, at some point, decided it was time to install a new Caesar and gave the old Caesar a going away present?
Et tu, Brute?
And Brutus’ response was ‘Te futueo et caballum tuum’.
poor horse…
Why are you bringing Popeye’s nemesis into this conversation?
Hack, Popeye’s nemesis was Bluto, not Brutus. <3
If you’re reforming our system, I thought you’d go for a despotism tempered by dynamite.
Cue the deranged alternating upper and lower case lettered posting from SlUrPeE41 in 3…2…
Naw, he’s blocked from the blog. His phony CPO pal found a way around the block, but we can’t expect that level of performance from Wittless.
Maybe they had help from their love child the phony cop/phd/ltc in Texas.
I sent this to Jonn already, but this is how completely deranged these people are.
http://english.alarabiya.net/en/News/middle-east/2014/07/24/-ISIS-order-female-genital-mutilation-in-Iraq.html
If you don’t know what this barbaric practice is, look it up. It will not just sicken you to your very soul. It will make you as white-hot angry as I am right now.
Saw that earlier on Hot Air and had to wonder at what point are people going to finally say enough is enough. What the hell, so much easier to blame others for your self generated misfortunes, as the folks in Gaza are doing.
If ever a group was asking to be taught that high order detonations can appear out of nowhere thanks to the magic of the B-52 it’s these assholes….
I second that.
We have to have someone with the Testicles to order the command…just saying!
Every time I hear ISIS, I keep thinking of the show on FX. Are they going to send Sterling Archer after the Prez? Much as I don’t like Barry, I agree with John. I would take a bullet for him, just to keep Joe Biden out of the control seat.
If they’re coming for Obama, I guess he’ll increase his Secret Service detail now. He won’t be able to make a lay up shot on the course without hitting an agent. We call these people seventh century lunatics. In reality they are as much in this century with technology as we are. Computers, weapons, cell phones, etc. They just CHOOSE to live under a seventh century religious edict is the only thing. As long as they do, screw them and leave them alone in their own borders. Smaller populaces have risen up against tyrants to have freedom. It depend on how badly they want it. If they don’t want it badly enough, then live under Sharia Law. If they export their shit beyond their borders then yes, B-52s, Cruise Missiles, everything in our arsenal to be sure there isn’t much left in their borders to retreat to except a lot of craters which make great wind breaks for tent living. Destroy their power, highways and all infrastructure, especially all we paid to build and leave them in the seventh century darkness to read the Koran by candle.
Let the bastards freeze in the dark.
Uhmmm, he really doesn’t trust the Secret Service, does he? We’re still paying for his own, privately contracted security guys, aren’t we? (Yeah, that is in addition to the mandated SS guys that any other prezzy had detailed for personal security and all that. He just wants and gets a little something above and beyond because he, ya know, deserves the special little extras that all special snowflakes need for living larger than mere peasants have earned.) The fact that all his special security guys look like former college athletes is incidental. And are all male, of course.
So now they’re going to send us a donkey bomb.
Hell, might be welcome after this administration and their six year long donkey punch.
Dear ISIS:
Let me make your life a little easier with some advice. Obama is our President. We can fire him, if we wish, but you do not have our permission to “come” for him. We’ll be waiting for you, armed and ready, if you try.
Sincerely,
The American People
Yeah. What’s that they say over there? “Me against my brother, me and my brother against the world”…? They keep up like this and they are gonna actually Get some attention from us again one of these days…. you’d think some of them would remember how that went ..
Bring ’em on, I’d prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around.
I suggest we build a wall around them AFTER we get the women and girl children OUT of that hellhole, and then bomb the bastards into oblivion.
The report is a laugh riot. First. it’s said that ISIS is al jolson or something and then we’re told that this is worse than that. Yeah, my brain lost a billion cells on that one. Now, I realize that threatening to harm the president or any public official is a serious crime. Their lives are worth so much more than mine or yours. I get that. But, frankly, if a TNT laden bomb were heading straight for The Emperor, I not only would step out of its way, but I would not yell, “‘Splodin ass comin’ you way!” Then, after the deed, we get every last one of the bastards.
I’m REALLY torn about this. Part of me says this is the President and that’s not a line you wanna cross.
Another, darker part of me says let it happen and think about what a great object lesson in poetic justice this would be.
Alas …
Yeah, tough call: one wants to destroy America and the other wants to destroy America. Like I said, I’m stepping aside and humming.
I think I’d prefer the North Korean invasion, mostly because they would bring a fair amount if their females, and Korean girls are HOT. Besides, the M1 Garand is a well-proven Nork repellent, and I have a couple lying around, with ammo to spare.
Anyway, the Glorious Leader is probably speechless to hear that AQ doesn’t like him. Apparently all those illegal arms shipments in Syria failed to placate them, the ungrateful swine. It’s also funny to hear how AQ goes from “decimated” to “worse than ever” the moment they make an empty threat against Obama.
Well, ISIS has 52 American-made howitzers that they stole from some place. Do they have ammo for them?
See, I told you he changes his with the weather report. It’s remarkable how he’s suddenly discovering that maybe looking good in a suit is just not enough to do the job, isn’t it?
They can get all the ammo they need.
There is a special purchase and supply program out there for such situations.
It is called “fire and boom” ammo.
Works great!
Whitey, I spent a year in S. Korea (’72) and came home with a clean shot record. So, sorry not all of us think the Korean gals are HOT.
Agree with ya on the M1…..
I also have an Enfield that likes the taste of Nork (Grandpa traded a British sniper for it when he rotated home in 1953).
As far as their females, well, judging by every Korean chick I ever met (in America), I can only assume that they must have a factory over there mass-producing beautiful girls, ’cause I ain’t never seen an ugly Korean! I do recognize that your experience greatly exceeds my own, so maybe the hotties are just the export model.
That reminds me of an observation after four Cobra Gold exercises. I never saw an ugly girl in Thailand.
Dust off them Mosin Nagants, gents.
They are coming…..
Round up as many of those wild/domestic crossbred hogs as you can find.
Ship them to Iraq, to Mosul under a false flag.
Open the cargo bay doors, HAL, and turn them loose on the idiots.
Does ISIL translate as I See Idiotic Loonies?
Come on, guys, be nice!
Anyone who can keep a pregnant woman in labor from crossing the street is a deserving nincompoop in my books. Deserving of what, I don’t know, but still deserving. Has to be!
http://news.msn.com/us/pregnant-woman-delayed-by-president-obamas-motorcade-in-los-angeles
When they do invade and we violate all the gun laws in the protection of our Nation and President (yes Jonn … I would too confront the donkey), I know an attorney in Oregon who can represent us all!