Phony SEAL William James Burley back in the news
We’ve written about William James Burley twice – once in Oct 14th, 2012 and again in April 2013. In December 2012, he had a pretend lawyer threaten to sue us if we didn’t take the post about him down. As you can see, that didn’t work. Now, we read in the Chicago Daily Herald that he got himself in hot water again, pretending to a charity that he could rescue aid workers captured by terrorists in Somalia. He took them for $30,000;
According to court papers, Burley presented himself as an “experienced operative” who could assist the charity rescue the captured employees who were assaulted and kidnapped in July 2012.
Prosecutors said Burley said he was a “highly decorated” Navy SEAL with degrees from the Universities of Delaware and Maryland who consulted with the Navy, Defense Department and State Department. He also said he formerly worked as a law enforcement officer, federal prosecutors said.
If convicted, he faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison.
But, he’s probably accustomed to prison life since his last duty station was the Brig;
The charity could have saved themselves the trouble, though. Our post about him is the number one search result at Google, Bing and Yahoo on his name. Which is probably why he tried to send a phony lawyer after us.
Meanwhile the folks who work for the charity still haven’t been released.
Category: Phony soldiers
This guy just does not quit… I forsee a long career behind bars. He is going to be nothing more then a leech on soceity for the remainder of his days.
Maybe we should do like Britain did with prison islands? Just not with any creature comforts. He can put his mad skills to use surviving for real.
I understand Agattu in the Aleutians is now available and uninhabited . . . .
A hero like this would just swim the 1,500 miles to Anchorage.
Tell him to have at it, and I hope he enjoys that 32 F water all the way there. (smile)
Whats that quote from the Steven Segal movie? ” Drop him at the North Pole naked and a week later he will be standing at your pool with a smile on his face and a briefcase full of money”? Bet they had this douche in mind when they wrote that.
Or Thomas “Turd” Bolling.
And he has the picture.
Take that!
I might be off base big time but I have thought for years of the benefits to society of “prison islands” and I don’t mean like Alcatraz. I mean a remote island with natural food and water sources and drop them off there to serve their sentences. Especially death row and life time sentences. Let them adapt and build their own society and leave them be. Patrol the island for the more creative in the bunch who might build rafts and drop off only necessary medical supplies. I know the liberals would faint dead away at the thought but I am fed up with supporting these ass wipes for years. They could even have two islands. One for the hard core lifers and one for the lesser offenses who may get paroled. Just my humble thoughts and wishful thinking.
That’s the beauty of Aggatu, Sparks. No trees, just tundra – so making rafts/boats becomes damned problematic (tear down any non-concrete structures there to build a boat and you’ll freeze to death posthaste). And it’s a relatively long distance away from any other land – in some truly nasty and treacherous seas.
It would require supply, but sending a boat – with large, heavily-armed escort to ensure no foolishness – to take in supplies periodically is IMO do-able.
For the incorrigibles and/or truly dangerous criminals serving life w/o parole, it sounds like the right place to me.
Hondo…Roger that. We must be reading the same travel brochure! I just Googled that place. Works for me, if we can get it past the libtards.
It’s only 20 miles to Shemya, yeah, “there is a girl behind every tree” Shemya. Used to be an ARMY and Air Force listening post. There is a significant runway. KAL 007 was confused with a recon bird stationed there. As of Google Earth imagery dated 2002, it looks pretty well kept.
There are lots of trees on the Kamchatka Peninsula and the Japan current would carry them up to the Aleutians. A raft is a distinct possibility. On the other hand, anyone who survived a winter on Agattu would be hard as woodpecker lips.
Let’s resurrect St. Helena Island. If it was good enough for Napoleon …
Why bother doing it via boat, i say just drop whatever supplies out of the ass end of a cargo plane while it flies over!
Don’t worry, Sparks. Botany Bay was a penal colony not so very long ago.
With the rush underway to find Earth-type planets, it won’t be long before one is found and the place can be populated by people like this hagfish’s eggsac.
Let him attempt the rescue then the Somali’s will have to put up with him. Then again they will probably just shoot him. Hey what a way to rid society of this LEECH …
And “He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named” can fly the rescue plane, then defend him in court.
He’s a lawer in 57 states, ya know.
A certain cheese lover could co-pilot and use his mad “combat arms instructor” skills to help free those hostages.
And a certain SLURP could distract the enemy with a drunken parachute jump while wearing a clown suit! Oh shit, those skinnies are in trouble now that the real deal Special Forces Airborne Ranger cometh!
😉
And Francis can be the door gunner!
And just watch for the grand entrance of the Round Ranger, huffing and puffing, his face beet red from the exertion of standing up. The Skinnies will simply die from laughter.
I love happy endings!
Yeah, but it isn’t ending here. It’s a POSSIBLE 20-year sentence.
More likely than not he’ll get 18-24 months, get out, and be right back at it before his first meeting with his PO.
*Pulls out chicken bones*
Looks like it’s time for some Santeria. Maybe we can cast a few spells and get this fucker the justice he so richly deserves.
No, I don’t actually practice Santeria. But maybe we can find one of those brujas who does.
🙂
I thought you practiced Sangria, Mustang.
That doesn’t require anything more than a trip to KFC for a bucketful, a quick stop at the local Binny’s Beverage Bin, and a bonfire. Slap some drum jamming recordings on the noisemaker, chow down and start dancing.
Now that is our Wednesday Feel Good Story!
Dude’s just going to keep popping up every year until he wins the tournament. Guess no one told him this year’s winner is already bagged. He losing at losing!
No Val,
That’s Dennis “Micro-Penis, Cheese Monkey”, Chevalier.
/the loser loserest.
Damn! I’d already forgotten about Pennis. I guess you’re right. Heh!
Weapons. Grade. Turd. Thatisall.
All these fakers are stealing my fake mojo. Those are my cons – mine! mine! mine!
John “Faker 6” Giduck
I wonder if Bubba & Thor have gotten ahold of him yet?
This story made my day!
Wow!! I cannot believe how often this happens. And the fact that these morons continue to pretend to be someone they’re not, after being caught so many times, astounds me!! WOW WOW WOW!!!
That stay in the Miramar Hilton is going to seem like a vacation to him compared to 20 years in “pound him in the ass prison” with Bubba, Julio, Thor and “Tiny” as his anal dilation therapy counselors.
A possible remake of “The Mechanic” with AJ Dickens and this turd should be on the horizon.
If I may borrow from my fellow poster…Queef!
In all honesty, I’m more mad at the charity then at Burley. Yes, he’s a POS, but…WHY THE FUCK COULDNT YOU NIMRODS JUST FRICKING GOOGLE HIS NAME AT MINIMUM!!! IT’S SO EASY TO SEE THIS GUY IS FAKE! ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE EVER HEARD OF BACKGROUND CHECKS LOCATED ON THIS BLOG!!! Holy Jesus!
HSS, take in a deeeep breath, let it out slowly, relax, and tell us how you REALLY feel, it’s all right!
/sarc
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Mmmmmm yeah, something like that!! 😀
Sorry Infidel, it’s just that quite simply, lying liars gonna lie, so it’s up to everyone else to trust but verify, as St. Reagan exorts us to do. If anything, those people at that charity should be up on criminal negligence charges in a just world. If you’re in a position of trust like that, you need to be more careful. And come on, really? Some Good Samaritan just waltzes in and offers to find and bust out your kidnapped charity workers for a mere 30k? Yeah, that sounds believable.
You DID see the /sarc at the bottom of my post, didn’t you? *shit-eating grin*
Yeah, I saw it, but felt the need to rant a little more nevertheless (smile).
Maybe the missionaries are Amish, do they don’t have access to the internet.
Fucking dude went coast to coast scamming. I bet that is how they caught him being a fraud. They did a google search and showed up to that page.
I hope they give that shittyassed fuckstain at least fifteen years, Bubba, Thor & Company will have a ball straightening his asshole out!!