Leonard Martinez, another Facebook phony Ranger

| September 22, 2013

Leonard Martinez

Scotty and the folks at Guardian of Valor sent us a link to their work on Leonard Martinez as well as the page at Guardian of Valor. Leonard tried to convince folks that he had been a member of the 5th Special Forces Group and the 3180th Special Forces Group. If that doesn’t sound familiar to you, neither has Google ever heard of it, it’s just that secret.

I guess Leonard sent his DD214 to Bulldog at GoV, and he never served in the Army;

He sent me copies of his documents, and we verified he was never SF, never attended the “Q” course, and never went to Ranger school. His documents show he was Air Force/Air National Guard for his entire career as an 81150- Security Specialist, basically an MP. He did deploy in support of Desert Shield/Desert Storm, so he gets credit for all that.

So when he was busted, he blamed mistyping and errors on everyone misunderstanding him. You know, because it’s us not the valor thieves who are at fault. Every. Time. Right after he apologized to everyone, he deleted his entire Facebook presence. There’s more about the story at the links above.

Category: Phony soldiers

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B Woodman

HE’S a Ranger? He looks like TWO Rangers. Or more like he ATE a Ranger.

If it was as easy as wearing sunglasses and a hat with the Ranger logo on it, I’d have done that a long time ago. But I’m a responsible adult who knows better.

Hey, Krusty, take off yer Kostume. Halloween ain’t for another month.

Ex-PH2

I almost thought it was a picture of a Mr. Potatohead Halloween costume.

Oh, well, he isn’t getting any extra cash out of it, is he?

Kato 811

bet with his typo skills he thought the hat said( Im a hero )

Green Thumb

This fat ass maggot looks a lot like Phildo.

Frankly Opinionated

Another discredited warrior for Dullass Lardass Whipitnflogit to defend.

Chris

He tried to convince some “Long tabbers” of his SF career, they chewed him up and spit him out like old tobacco.

Valkyrie

I was reading this last night over at GoV, and I had to double check and read a couple sentences again to make sure I understood it correctly.This guy was trying to convince people he was a member of a unit that is from a video game?

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

The fat fu*k is clutching the actuator for his low rider in his left hand.

Anyone else notice that?

Just asking!

NHSparky

At least he isn’t like the last fat fuck fake Ranger who tried to claim he was in the movies (like, for example, Sum of All Fears) and posed for pics in ACU’s two sizes too small with his booger hooks on the bang switch of his Airsoft gun.

But other than that, he’s still a fucking shitbag.

Thunderstixx

AND>>> The asshole has to wear a Harley Davidson shirt with the logo firmly emblazoned on his fat chest…
He had a perfectly honorable DD 214… Why did he have to go fuck it up with some friggin’ lies…
Assholio…

Flagwaver

I’m with #1, this guy looks like he ate a Ranger. This guy can’t even get a Halo reference right when there are at least three separate wiki sites dedicated to it.

This pic makes him look like he was working on something outside when his heart finally told him to frak off.

Green Thumb

This is the kind of maggot that you will see out your window shoveling mulch as you drive by….

Sparks

Green Thumb coffee on my keyboard. ROTFLMAO. I was thinkin’ it nut you beat me to it! 😀

Sparks

Meant “I was thinkin’ it “but” you beat me to it!” That’s what happens when I am typing through tears of laughter!

A Proud Infidel®

I think he looks like the type that sits at a stoplight or interstate highway ramp with a “Homeless Vet, please help, thanks, God Bless” sign made of wrinkled, dirty cardboard!

Green Thumb

I would like to punch this turd right in the middle of his taint tickler.

Scotty

He is actually getting High in the photo posted !

https://plus.google.com/u/0/104786874651291635639/posts

A Proud Infidel

He looks like a highly trained and experienced doughnut & pizza assassin!

streetsweeper

He sounds like part of a gaming crew that invaded a website I worked on from 2008 to 2010. That 3180th rings a bell. Don’t have access to the notes anymore but I do remember we turned a few over to law enforcement and the military. Several members of that crew were doing time in a county lockup in Oregon and found out the con’s were allowed to have internet access.

Believe it or not, they were pretending to be active duty, picking up women left and right with their bullshit. We found out about them after a female member notified us about her “suspicions”.

That guy

Holy porkchop sandwich..
And the 3180th is from HALO, streetsweeper. The video game. Set in th future.

liwishiwasaseal

No seriously, I can vouch for this guy. He was the space shuttle door gunner on the mission I led to retrieve the brave men of Apollo 18 from the clutches of both weird disease-spreading spider thingies that look like rocks and can somehow get into your space suit without causing instant depressurization. And we also had to escape the clutches of Nazis who had fled to the moon after the end of WWII who, led by Colonel Kurtz, were trying to invade Earth to establish the fourth reich. As we destroyed their ship, fragments entered Martinez’s suit as the shuttle was landing to extract us, and he held his breath for over eight minutes while providing covering fire! We lost a lot of good friends on that mission, and he got depressed and began to eat an extra helping of dessert for each of his fallen comrades upon his return. He was nearly forced out of the Space Rangers for noncomformance to our strict weight and fitness standards, but was given a waiver to bulge by our super-secret cryogenically preserved and revived commander, Army vice-admiral Chesty Puller. But all this is secret, so lets keep quiet.

Combat Historian

Fucktard First Class…

JAL67

As an AF Cop, I am disapointed and disturbed by this idiot. We have enough problems with legitamcy (sp?) because of our headgear and young kids thinking they are bad ass because they wear a different hat than other AF folks. Then they go and change us from Security Police to Security Forces…most excellent decision. NOT. Now we attract so many wanna bes it isnt funny, and every wanna be detracts from the good works of 25 kids out there doing their level best.

tm

The facebook exchange was pretty good, with Donut Binge Ranger trying to convince actual SFs of his legit-ness.

One things these phonies never understand is that special operators are actually pretty darn smart, and at the very least have a very good memory for things such as minute details of their training and fat asses claiming to be one of them.

I’m hoping an actual Army Ranger/SF guy starts up his own youtube channel busting phonies, ala Don Shipley. But the big question is, how can they compete with the Hair?

Brownwolf

tm at #22,

Most of the tabbed Rangers at my regular leg infantry regiments usually bicced their hair off with a shaving razor since “some” infantry guys maneuvered around the grooming standards when it came to hair. This was during the 1990s. Maybe our Ranger savior will lack hair and impose fear onto phonies, wanna-bes, embellishers, and other donut brigade dough-boy impostors.

Green Thumb

This maggot reminds me of a guy that used to always hang out a Shoneys.

OIF '06-'07-'08

What did fuck tard do with his Ranger and SF training, instigate a raid against all the Dunkin Doughnuts in his AO?
What a fat fuck!

A Proud Infidel

OIF, Like I said, he looks like a highly trained & experienced doughnut/pizza assassin!!

Brownwolf

This guy is “possibly” back to his old tricks with a new facebook account recently opened this past Sunday by a “retired & disabled Army 1SG in Espanola, NM” by the same exact name of Leonard Martinez! I don’t have the same super powers like some of you sleuths.

https://www.facebook.com/leonard.martinez.505

Where do I upload screen grabs?

MSGRetired

Nice catch Brownwolf, looks like he is back. Facebook is restricted to friends but my Guess is same assclown spewing shit again !

A Proud Infidel®

If he is, then I say GAME ON!!

killerB

Ummm.. maybe the SF Group “3180” is a super secret group trained as “HUMAN MOABS”?? He could be a highly trained human bouncing Barney… imagine that dropped from 5000 Ft traveling at 600 mph.. it would bounce repeatedly and destroy everything in it’s path… terrifying if ya ask me.

Bill

He joined several veterans sites and is probably telling them the same.

https://www.facebook.com/leonard.martinez.505/about

Green Thumb

Lies such as that he is disease free.

Sparks

His “head” is big enough to be a while Ranger by itself!

Sparks

Darn did it again, “His head is big enough to be a “whole” Ranger by itself.” Pardon my typos folks.