John Louis Woodward; Vietnam phony

| July 5, 2013

John Woodward

Meet John Louis Woodward who has a fascinating story to tell about how he was with a secret Army unit. According to Woodward, in December, 1972 he was sent as a Ranger in the secret unit known but to God as the “Gundog Team”. Here’s his story;

John Woodward gundog fantasy

I guess the main problem, among many, with his story is that he was in AIT at Fort Leonard Wood, MO in December 1972 according to his 2-1;

John Woodward assignments

And, oh, another problem is that he never served in Vietnam, through no fault of his own, but that doesn’t justify the crazy-assed Gundogs fantasy;

John Woodward FOIA

But he was selected to represent real Vietnam veterans when he laid a wreath at the Tombs of the Unknown Soldiers in Arlington, the filthy hippie f*ck;

John Woodward wreath

You can read more about this smelly hippie scumbag at Scotty’s place. He’s an embarrassment to every veteran, just by his appearance alone. I hope he chokes on his scraggly hair in his sleep.

Category: Phony soldiers

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fubar

@100 Right on man. I do recall a biker club showing up at our Veterans Day ceremony. One was crying about all of his lost brothers in Nam. I asked him about his MOS, and time period of his service. Answer was door gunner, 1967. He would have been about 12 in 67. Thanks for the reminder.

3/17 air cav

Wow, the hits just keep comin. Convicted felon can’t wait for this story to evolve to a conclusion. Met my first poser about two months ago. This story is going to sound like fiction, well actually I guess it is. Big fat guy in a wheel chair local grocery store sees my 1st cav patch. Starts giving. Me the ra ra. 4 tours Vietnam , helo pilot later flew Mohawks, shot down. Captured, escaped from north Vietnam, is in the picture with Jane Fonda. Oh I forgot, graduated from MIT. I started questioning him about his escape. That’s when he scurried away on his little scooter. I swear I’m not making this up

Green Thumb

@102.

They are behind every tree. Under every rock. In every line.

Stay thirsty my friends.

AverageNCO

@102 Anyone still trying to be a phony Vietnam POW in the internet age is really an asshat. With a smartphone and a good signal it takes less than a minute to verify that claim thanks to Mary’s website. http://www.pownetwork.org/bios.htm
@fubar I think the MC posers are bad enough, that next year one of the regionals in the poser tourney should be nothing but bikers.

Lostboys

AverageNCO,
Great idea.When I was working on the seeding for this years tourney I mentally broke them up into groups: Vet charity scammers, record inflators, media whores, delusional misfits and, now that you mention it, MC phonies. Might be an interesting way to break up the brackets next year to find out which ones are the most odious.

fubar

@AverageNCO, sounds like an excellent idea regarding the MC clubs. I am new at this phony veteran stuff. I can recall a time when you didn’t have to question a Veteran’s service. I just took it at face value. The MC club involvement in local Veteran’s ceremony got so bad last year, the organizers had a separate service at the National Guard armory. I am in the Dallas area. Guess I got a bit over zealous on the Woodward deal. I appreciate all you guys do for our “real” vets.

Rebel

I have friends that belong both the 81 (Hells Angles) since I was 13..Monguals are a strickly Hespanic club. Son in the 81 I met at near the Telegraph Hill Clubhouse as a 13 year old runaway. It was raining, no jacket just the clothes on my back. Little girl are you lost? I ignored him. Hey kid I was talking to you? Can’t take to strangers. He split came back with his Ol lady. She came up to me and asked how old I was. 17…they both started laughing and she said honey you couldn’t pass for eleven. How about you and I walk to the club, you don’t have to come in there’s a big over hang that will keep you dry. She brought out a jacket, sleeping bag, hot cocoa and clothes. Her name was Dena. Sonny came out wearing his colors and then I was scared. Little girl what’s your name? Being young and stupid I said Indian, not Rebel.Your real name? They both said your a runaway, 13 if that and you need to go home. I can’t because the orphanage I live at are shitheads. I thought they were going to laugh themselves silly. Cut the crap kid or I’m taking you to Juvenile hall. I’m here to protest the war. Why, my papa was a Amsterdam Freedom Fighter in my native land the Netherlands. He fought from age 13-19. I can’t go to nam so this is the only thing I can do. You need to go home, go to school, learn, don’t end up a loser. Well you guys are criminals, etc. Indian don’t believe anything you hear or read. I stayed with them for a week and they bought me a ticket home after talking to my papa. I went home and two weeks later I was back in Frisco protesting. I’ve kept in touch over the years, sometimes not for years. They now know about Woodward as do the Monguals. I only gave then his address, phone number, hell I told them everything. Many people don’t know that the 81… Read more »

Rebel

@104, yes Mary is a god sent along with the team of volunteers:-)

MCPO NYC USN (Ret.)

@ 108 Rebel … those SHROOMS must be good … I got high just reading your paragraph!

fuckinturd
Joe Williams

As of the next to last cenrus report, there was 15,000,000 claiming Nam Vet. The goverment says only 5,000,000 served in Nam. 3 to 1, posers to real vets. Joe

fuckinturd

TURD: Generally, a log-shaped piece of shit. Nevertheless, they are also found in coil-shape, mushroom-cloud shape,loch ness monster shape, and even John Louis Woodward shape.

DevilChief

“Monguals are a strickly Hespanic club”

Umm…no.

Hack.Stone

You get yourself a job before sundown, or we’re shipping you off to military school with that goddam Finklestein shit kid! Son of a bitch!