Soup returns

| September 11, 2012

UPDATE: Nicholas Androsky died on Saturday February 22, 2014.

Our most famous phony who is still alive for the moment, Nick Androski, is back at his antics again, according to Karen, who is married to an Air Force Phoenix Raven. She got curious when she saw his phone number appear on his Facebook page and started a text conversation with him. Now, he’s pretending to be his mother, a colonel and the deputy director of StratCom. His mother tells us that he’s now working for Blackwater. His Mom had better do her research, because Blackwater has changed it’s name a couple of times and is now known as Academi. You’d think the Deputy Commander of StratCom would know that.

Here’s Karen’s conversation with him/her;

Category: Phony soldiers

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Old Tanker

Are you freaking kidding me? HAHAHA! Here we go again! Will this make him eligible for the SVA tournament once again?

Jester

The company formerly known as Blackwater is located in Moyock, NC and not Fayetteville. Moyock is a substantial distance from Fayetteville. Just sayin…

Former3c0

There aren’t any Dawn Androskys listed in the global either.

Karen

I underestimated him. He’s a bigger eejit than I thought. I so want to call him out on his bull poop, but then again I want to go along with this conversation and let him dig a deeper hole.

NHSparky

DOGPILE ON THE SHITBAG!!!!

Hondo

Boy, VADM Giardina is gonna be pissed to hear he’s been replaced by a Colonel! (smile)

Veritas Omnia Vincit

I just don’t get it…WTF is wrong with these guys. When you’re caught f#cking up, you stand up take your beating and then you drive on and don’t repeat the same mistakes.

Something is definitely cross wired in their heads.

MSGRetired

The MP’s at Ft Benning should have beat him into a coma when they escorted him off the base.

Green Thumb

Some tools never learn.

Ex-PH2

Maybe he just wasn’t happy that he didn’t win the Big Prize for Moronic Faux Soldat this time.

Nicki

This dude is like a bad case of the herp. He just doesn’t go away.

I think I may have been right in voting for him in the last SVA. He’s a triple douche times 10!

USMCRet12

Once. Just ONCE I wish folks would post these people’s FB pages, phone numbers or e-mails so the slew of us can take care of this business once and for all. Sadly, these ignoramuses always seem to resurface. WTF? Didn’t BLACKWATER change their name years ago after the Iraq marketplace shooting rampage?

Flagwaver

You know what, I say that we simply find his mother, show her what this skidmark is doing, and let her beat the frak out of him.

679Prig

I demand a RECOUNT on the SV Tourney! This man’s douchebaggery canNOT be denied!

You can’t stop him, you can only hope to contain him! Soup for Prez!

UpNorth

USMC here you go, although Nicki now requires you to “friend” him in order to post anything. https://www.facebook.com/nick.androsky.3?sk=wall
And, it seems he’s a Ronulan. He’s still spreading his crap, too.
“Wounded Veteran and you Sir have my support Sir!! USAF brat & Flyer, RANGER, SF MEDIC, HALO JUMP MAster!! The VA claims that my PTSD is not a combat injury but a mental disorder; so I enlisted and have a TANGO SEIRA CLEARANCE AND I HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER?!! So I get my disability from social security!! I hate it Sir!!!
Nick ” SKI ” ANDROSKY
325-665-2902″ on Ron Paul’s timeline.”

Nik

@15 So it appears he’s capable of telling the truth. I’m quite certain he does have a mental disorder.

CSE CSC

@16, Agreed!

The thing about Soup is, when he isn’t funny or maddening, the whole situation is kinda sad. He’s clearly nuttier than a fruitcake.

Karen

@USMC: I got his phone number after he stupidly posted it on Facebook. UpNorth has the correct information.
The story didn’t end with those texts. He has now threatened me with prosecution for harrassment and told me I need an AIDS test. I told him that dress blues never ever get bloused into desert tan boots and that I’d seen a photo of him right before he the MPs arrived to kick him off Ft Benning. He’s gone oddly quiet all of a sudden. I wonder why….?!

PowerPoint Ranger

There’s probably enough material there for a whole new website. “Conversations with a Soup Sandwich.”

Karen

@ 18: yeah! ‘Texts from a Soup Sandwich’is a really good idea!

PowerPoint Ranger

There are lots of possibilities, and endless topics on which readers might want to see Soup opine.

I’ll even make a prediction; every answer from coupon clipping to the finer points of off-Broadway will contain some kind of reference to his imaginary status as “RANGER, SF MEDIC, HALO JUMP MAster!!”

malclave

Soup Sandwich 2: Electric Boogaloo?

OIF 06-07-08

Check out this guys Twitter Pagehttps://twitter.com/Skic130835

Yat Yas 1833

I think he needs his own category of mental retardation because he gives the mentally challenged a bad name. “Sandwichness”?

NHSparky

See, this is what happens when you huff the cheap shoe polish. C’mon, Soupy–can’t you spare the extra buck for the Kiwi?

PowerPoint Ranger

2 of his 8 tweets are to Snooki…

The Laughing Man

It sure looks like he has gone the “Beck/Creekmur” tattoo route if the lone picture of himself there is anything to go by…”Ranger” cap as well.

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PowerPoint Ranger

I’m almost certain that isn’t him. Soupy is taller, skinnier, and much more addled from glue huffing.

E-6 type, 1ea

Well, lo and behold, I open his facebook profile for a laugh, and we have a mutual friend, whom I know from mountain bike racing. Sent him the link, and I’ll keep you informed!